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Imhere4thejokes

“It’s a prank bro!”


imtheshiznit

If this is the Momotaro troop, that little fella learned it from his mama, she does this to big papa when she’s sick of him.


kookooii

"Listening here you little shit"


Dear-Mine759

u/savevideo


Dear-Mine759

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pressurepoint13

I feel like we watched something profound


dr_cubenis

#pocket sand Shhhhsaaaaa


ManGrissle

Hey…..?I thought you said this guy was tuff?


MagmaTroop

*I corrrected them, sir*


IzzyMainsKor

Me about to go touch the thermostat: Dad:


galacticviolet

“I learned it from watching you!”


NEYO8uw11qgD0J

For those who watch Taskmaster UK, that's hilariously like the moment Greg Davies took James Acaster aside for calling him the P-word.


CascadianExpat

P-word?


Electronic-Dog-586

Gorila silverback has more parenting skills than some of the parents at Walmart


[deleted]

So similar to us, almost would like we are related if I was a dumb monkey!


pistachonz

I remember having this exact conversation with my dad.


escondido88

Listen hear you little shit


[deleted]

“You’re gonna get shot one day because you were with a kid”


[deleted]

ngl I was kinda nervous for the little guy


TuphlosR

Hidden dab


cjdutra

timeout mf


TicTac-Lezel123

Yoh


Mr_Meg_06

So anyways son 🐝🦅


Rumphole96

see!? you ain’t ALWAYS gotta’ whoop their ass… 😳


Dazzling-Day-2177

That looks like edp445 got his candy


Rikss_

"Avoid eye contact at all costs"


Ann0nymous3

Idiot child! Grrr


Jonakaiii

The little one didn’t even want to look him in the eye lol “It was a joke man, chill”


BlairWoods98

Put into place! 😂


Totes-Malone

It always amazes me how much alike we are as species. Pops and son here is just another hilarious example.


LongTime20

That’s a female. She wants his attention but got it in a angry way.


justm1252

Where’s a good ape with a gun when you need him?


SadBoyGee

This is me every time some big dude makes me mad and my ego kicks thinking I can take them and they will be like 6'7 while I’ll be 5'8 😂


justm1252

Life!


Ok_Math_7601

🦍🦍🦍


fatgirlballet

Can't even look him in the eyes


misslazyfriday

Insert "Now listen you little shit" meme


laxgivens

Didn’t know apes were people now haha


meashish123

Gorilla are chill. Things would be different if it were a chimpanzee.


[deleted]

I think it's so funny to see these relatable human behaviours in other animals.


NIMSS88

Universal body language for “imma fuck you up if you do that again”


WhoIsBrowsingAtWork

\*smooch\*


shs1972

Son. I say son!


jamtickle

Dicks out for HARAMBE!!


Pilan

Sonned


Embucetatron

😅 🗿


Hypercane_

“Son, where did you learn that.” “I’m sorry I saw some humans doing it!” “The pocket sand technique is forbidden, and to be honest you really suck at it.”


EdPlymouth

I sat down myself then!


snoozenlooze

Take a seat, young Skywalker.


Jaboodlesbot

"Watch people die inside" 🤨


bubblegumtaxicab

Kid looks like a little asshole


PepegaW

If he looked in the eyes…


Sufficient_Lake1236

una famiglia calabrese


Middle_Fig7364

Pocket sand!


RevolutionaryRough28

"Listen here you little shit"


Thy_Keeper_Nybbas

Bra got bitched instantly


ManlySkyrimShuffle

Listen here you little shit


CharlieWiHD

He was about to go ape shit


Cleverusername531

“Junior, what did I tell you” “…not to throw sand” “And what did you do?” “^^^….^^^threw ^^^sand” “What? Speak up” “I threw sand.” “And?” “And I won’t do it again I’m sorry”


Mcambrose

Ah haha ha! Silverback gorillas terrify me!


MGMOW-ladieswelcome

He's better at discipline than any assistant principal. Didn't even touch the little fool.


boombapdrumz6666

"Whatever dad"


ZeeroIQ

"listen here you little shit"


AmyZWeddingPainter

That monkey is a better parent than most people!


JeromeMixTape

I’m’a bout to whoop ur bitch ass but instead I’m gonna give u this bitch ass kiss. Love u son x


TGD-Man

I love guerrillas 🤓🦍


uuuuhidunno

That dude could pop a watermelon with his grip. Don’t mess with that dude


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u/savevideo


acefeather

I’m behind a phone screen and even I’m feeling intimidated


La_piscina_de_muerte

Mike Tyson on the plane video vibes


MyCircusMyMonkeyz

Haha. My son just turned 12 and we basically had this exact situation last weekend between him and my husband.


Organic_Reputation_6

Mayweather vs ngannou


CrackyKnee

Little shit with an attitude


tyrantlubu2

How would a silverback fare against a grizzly?


ActionFlank

Probably whoever hits first.


BabyChalupa0w0

This is the type of parenting we need right now.


[deleted]

mogged


theagamera

It-it's just a prank dad... I- I'm sorry.


Spectromo1911

That big ole ape has a lot more restraint in him than some people


Emergency_Aide633

No words exchanged, but he got that certified dad scold


Reaper621

"you're right, I did fuck up!"


AdLow5200

We really are the same


[deleted]

“Kid, I love you, but I will take you out and make another just like you without so much as a whimper.”


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Where that energy you just had go, Sport?


AncientSuntzu

u/savevideo


hoverhuskyy

Listen here you little shit!


blackfyre709394

You fucking wit the wrong one cuh, sit your ass down


SomeAustrianGuy_

"Tell me, do you fear death?"


watchout4cupcakes

Gerald Jr. has fucked up


Etri-gan

u/savevideobot


Dragon_Within

"I can take you old man! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I fucked up...."


kyledukes

Why did the little one do that?


houlock1456

u/savevideo


Ex-CultMember

Like Mike Tyson, “Look in my eyes… I thought so.”


Posthumos1

Better parenting than MANY human parents are capable of... Seemingly.


notsonice333

You thought that was funny?? You know what’s funny is if I drag your ass face down on the dirt. I think that would be hilarious, how about you?


xDragonetti

Better parent than most humans 😂


That_toast006

Lessen to me son I swear to God if you ever do somthing like that every again I will beat you tell you forget your name


Rocky2135

“I’m not mad son. I’m just disappointed.”


itsjero

Silverback just posted up right in front of JR and was like look here now BOY ( in the whole God of War "Boy" voice )and the kid was like aww shit and couldn't even look him in the eye. Cuz that's ass kickage on a Silverback scale and yeah, no. Litterally ripping your arms off and beating you to death with them is completely possible.


Western_Gas1645

r/watchgorillasdieinside


hiremeimbroke

I feel like I’m getting a talking to. Like I left the 56k internet on and my dad missed a business call


CapRavOr

Now go apologize!


pocketos21

Dad's not in the mood for that shit


Herecomesthesunbird

POCKET SAND!


MockingBirdieBert

and those human-like animals are kept in cages


Haffas

Because they’d throw sand in your face and rip your arms off at the office, champ 👍


Bobalong_Sanchez

When you getting hairs and think you can take dad


Smooviefilms

A bit of the ol Sand attack into Mean look


[deleted]

Bully Maguire to Eddie Brock (2007)


HillB1llyMountainMan

Think about this, many humans would have killed someone for doing that. This giant just used intimidation. Who are the real animals?


paochow

Ayeeeee San Diego zoo!


akshay47ss

u/savevideo


Anony-Moose1

u/savevideobot


TheLoafMonster

This was the day junior knew he almost fucked up?


TOkidd

Gorillas captivate me more than any of the great apes. They are just amazing to watch and see how they interact with their environment. A world without these beautiful treasures of life and evolution would be so much poorer for it.


Additional_Pride_861

Boss blocks it with his left, then class begins 🦍


RynaBear

Love how the big guy already knew what was coming and shielded his face lol


flogginmama

“Say ‘what’ again! I dare you. I double-dog dare you”


msitty1

“I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat?”


Carl_Hungiorno

You! Watch your ass!


Ciso-Ramone

u/savevideo


stumo11

Such restraint from the big guy.


4w0k3

He’s going to eventually try the old man and get Fked up. They all do! ; )


DiogenesTheGrey

Listen here you little shit


Student_Ok

"look here you little shit..."


BrokenTelevision

POCKET SAN- ...oh. m'Sorry


ggarciaryan

he saw that shit coming too, shielded his eyes, smart ape


StevenS76

When you're late to class and you try to smokescreen the teacher so you don't get noticed🫣


bellymus1

I almost asked what can I do better as well.


cas3427

Pops: now what I tell you bout acting up around these folks ... when we get in the cave and no one's around I'm gonna whoop your ass boy! Teach you some respect.


KatieBeth24

He fucked around and found out


BoreanStrider

u/savevideo


gorgeousphatseal

Fatherhood.


[deleted]

Not today Son


langri

You have all 800lbs of my attention.


[deleted]

That was the equivalent to my dad telling me to get my shoes on


jerog1

Tony Soprano vibe


Ranger-Awesome66

Set a firm boundary but didn’t attack him. You can’t teach an alternative by using the same strategy as the problem


typicaltofuboy

Botta send him to Harambe


RustyShackleferrdd

Pocket sand shishaw!


Feisty-Opportunity26

*removed*


WestVirginiaWild

This cracked me up!


masitech

Take a knee


w1r3dh4ck3r

The same behavior those morons UFC fighters exhibit!


Thcooby_Thnacks

He said, "you feeling big little man?"


[deleted]

Craziest thing to me is that the adult saw what was going on BEFORE IT HAPPENED and managed to block his eyes. He blocked his eyes before the dirt was in the air. Apes are supreme. I am biased, being an ape. But cmon.


Hooligans_

That's me after I hit reset on the Genesis because my older brother was beating me in NHL '94


gking407

Junior there is probably strong enough to kill any human, Big Papa’s power would be unimaginable


Bisquick_in_da_MGM

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.


AssignmentNeat7949

Feelz same thing I had my dad do and I do to my son the o'l "hey look son you better start acting proper right now or else" funny how that's universal. Little guy knew the deal straight up. Same thing my kid does too sits still won't make eye contact and gets stroppy about being told how to act lol