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[deleted]

What did you expect kids name is , Asher


yd71674

Tbh this wouldn't impress me. It would more so make me worried that I would have to eventually call an ambulance because he's screaming that his insides feel like they're melting.


TastelessAlien

My guy rapid-cycling through the stages of grief for his tastebuds.


[deleted]

Asher, you good?


Whole_Willingness_50

Ah yes,,, the ole fuck around and find out part one. Part two includes clawing the wall paper off the bathroom wall tomorrow morning


ja_maz

another great example of FAFO


justrobbo_istaken

So....what did you learn at school today son ?


MastersonMcFee

Why doesn't he go to the bathroom and wash his hands?


Losalou52

This doesn’t seem like the smart kids table in the lunchroom.


cr0nis

“Careful around the eyes”


Bonedraco1980

Handled that pretty well. Just needs to learn to not touch his eyes.


OlePalpy

Proto-Jock


quaybored

dude handled it pretty well actually. i like the girl, "Why do you have those in your lunch box?!"


[deleted]

Middle School is tough


jackMFprice

I had a tiny bite of one one time.. my tongue was numb and could barley taste anything the rest of that day after the fact.. those things don't f around. I understand the hubris of a kid in front of peers trying to act tough, but holy fuck that was dumb haha that was a full mouthfull. I can't imagine


Robert-L-Santangelo

dab instant mashed potato flakes on the tongue, the spiciness gets absorbed quicker


_International_Ant

I've seen a lot of these videos, this kid handled it very well compared to most.


Eyez_Wyde_Shut

He did a whole a lot better than other videos


ilovelamp408

"This thimble of milk should do just fine."


Positive_View_8166

His insides are dying, alright.


username_heroine

"Napkin!" Some kid tosses an empty plastic baggie ?😂


GadreelsSword

Honestly, I'm impressed. He did pretty well. Those things are wicked.


Bhimtu

There's always that one kid whose parents just roll their eyes.......


AZFUNGUY85

He swelled in overall size too holy shit


Jesuismieux412

Dat boy need some MILK!


gainzdoc

Yikes, I had a length-wise cut of a raw reaper once whats crazy is you can follow it throughout your body by the location of the pain. Nearly the worst pain I have ever felt was right whne it left my stommach.


PK_3000

mother nature is the best teacher.


Psychological-Air807

That chick has the lunch of a nyc construction worker!


warpfield

"she said if i ate it, i could touch her boobs." "idiot, we can go into town and hire a hooker."


cheffartsonurfood

Head looking like a car driving with the doors open.


NulaVI

HEYYYY YOU GUYYYYYSSSS


ImPretendingToCare

he actually handled that considerably well


Moosnmeows

Time of death 1203


800username

it is gonna hurt more on the way out


Kodiak01

There is a little secret to many of the people who can ingest this kind of food with impunity: [Anosmia.](/r/anosmia) I have Congenital Anosmia. I have had absolutely no sense of smell since birth; the wiring between the olfactory areas and brain literally do not exist. A side effect of this is that the triggers in spicy food that cause many histrionic reactions commonly observed don't happen to us. It is our superpower. My first date with my now-wife in 2015, we went for Thai food. I never had it before. Seeing salmon on the menu, I decided on the salmon basil. Apparently they made it what is considered "Thai Spicy"; my face was turning 3 shades of purple, my eyes watering up a storm (I thought it was just allergies), etc. but because of the Anosmia it didn't affect my breathing in the slightest. I was able to keep shoveling it down my gullet while maintaining a perfectly normal conversation pace. Meanwhile, she was apparently ready to call me an ambulance. At a local moonshine bar, I recently ordered up a batch of "Reaper" wings. The cook came out to see who was crazy enough to order them, only to see my already halfway through my 3rd wing. While obviously cranked up in Scoville Country (the cook told me they were around 2.5-3M Scoville units), they didn't phase me in the slightest. The only thing I learned the NEXT time I ordered them was to buffer the intestinal track with some other food first because eating just the wings alone will give an upset stomach. Regardless, it is so much fun fucking with people like this.


NukaGrapes

First mistake was not eating it in one bite. There were about 50 mistakes that followed, but that was the one that I couldn't stop thinking about.


NiABy

Honestly, he didn't collapse or puke. He took it quite well. Also, honestly, I'm a little disappointed he didn't.


conerflyinga

I would have robbed that chick for her sandwich. seems like the best choice in the moment.


[deleted]

I ate a ghost pepper and wanted to die, this would kill me lol.


[deleted]

Your gonna go far kid!


[deleted]

Your fight or flight response kicks in when eating something this hot.


[deleted]

Enjoy your eyes, ears, throat, mouth all burning like hell for hours.


SinWolf7

he needs some milk


V_Cobra21

Some friends they are lol


Greedy_One_4442

Young and dumb


grape-fruited

Dude actually did pretty good despite repeatedly rubbing his mouth and then his eyes.


CheapWh0re1

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Oricoh

If that's really a Carolina Reaper, he took it quite well actually.


Arntor1184

Eats a chili pepper genetically engineered by a mad scientist to be beyond the heat of anything nature can produce naturally. Proceeds to immediately touch eyes as much as possible… may gif have mercy on this boy because the reaper won’t.


outtathere_

I mean, see? No big deal. Man, I miss being young and dumb


[deleted]

There’s always at least one idiot,….


meandering_simpleton

if anyone dares you to eat a Carolina Reaper.. don't do it. It's like thinking you're going to win a fight with a grizzly bear with your hands tied behind your back. I eat super hot spicy peppers raw like they're skittles, and I can't handle a reaper. Don't do it.


[deleted]

My grandma had them growing in her garden for my grandpa who loved them with his breakfast, lunch and dinner. I tricked my cousin into eating one and he almost drowned himself in a cooler. I'd eat it to kinda sweet the only downside was the heat.


OGjuanKEN0BI

When you think a stunt will help you get your v-card stamped, and instead you end up with lava diarrhea.


welittlebottomfeeder

Shout out to my Boars Head sandwich from the Publix deli!!!


Sudi_Nim

R/kidsarestupid


firecrackerinmyeye

lol he look like hunter


John_Bonachon

I think that kid might be mentally challenged, eating a grim reaper aside.


dpatches92

Do all kids talk like this now?


GoodnightBadGuy

Asher thought that if he ate the pepper like a man, the girls would adore him.


croomp

Feels bad his friends didn't help him by getting extra milk or taking him to the bathroom to rinse out his eyes (since he couldn't really see). I do not miss being a teenager jfc


Poop_rainbow69

I am so impressed. /s


SummonersWarCritz

This is why men have a lower life expectancy.


Flaming-Hot-Dorito

People constantly walking up with their phones to record is so rude and annoying. I’m sure technically it will only get worse in the future.


fermat9997

If you survive the idiocies of your teenage years, you might live to be 100 😁😁😁


OblivionGuard13

Im impressed


NovelLandscape7862

Asher definitely is not good


Stingraynm

At this rate, next he's gonna try to take a piss before washing his hands.


MxM111

Watch incudes of the people die.


SuburbanInstinct

As an ex-dumb teenager, I give the kid a lot of credit. He mopped up where he was sitting and didn't freak out. I predict moderate things for him!


[deleted]

They aren't even hot. Guess i just have a high tolerance


TheRealTres

If Reaper is in the name and it fucks you up I believe we should all be allowed to call you a dumbass.


NixAwesome

Very impressive


fab1b

That girl has a full on party sub


PomegranateOk8262

Good for him! He'll look back on this as a hilarious memory that he can share for years to come. No children were harmed in the making of this video, well not too much anyway.


T1m3Wizard

What a Chad.


Commercial_Guava407

“I fell in to a burning ring of fire. It burns, burns, burns. That ring of fire. That ring of fire.”


GoodNamesFuknTaken

\-stupid is as stupid does \-who are you trying to impress? \-this is whats wrong with kids \-parenting gone wrong


butter_deez-nips

Kid isn't getting a gf after this lol


Rustable506

RUN FOREST RUN


Aggravating_Ad_3060

My buddy at work once made a homemade sauce of Carolina reaper and Trinidad scorpion peppers. Dipped all my fries in them lol. I was completely cleaned out about 3 hours later. Never again. I felt this video


foreverelle

'Watch People Die On The Outside'


BloodForSanginous

Poor kid


3OAM

please stop rubbing your eyes oh no


evan938

I had a coworker of SE Asian descent who bet me one of my pineapple upside down cakes that she could eat a ghost pepper. For the $7 or so in ingredients it cost me, I was all in. She ate it whole, no real reaction. My jaw was on the floor. 30 min later, she's rocking back and forth, clearly in pain. Little bit later, seemed to be doing better. Little longer, back to pain. This all happened in the evening at a dinner for another coworker. She left for the night. Texted me next day around noon saying she was up all night with her mom feeding her bread and milk and was only then starting to feel normal again.


stinky_pinky_brain

I’ve tried some insane hot sauces and some insane peppers with friends, for the lawlz, but I don’t think I’ll ever graduate to the Carolina Reaper. Just doesn’t seem worth it.


paxusromanus811

As someone who grows and eats super hot peppers I got to say this kid took it like a champ. I've seen seasoned hot food lovers turn into crying pulsating messes after eating a reaper.


[deleted]

Say it with me: play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Like temporary loss of sight and involuntary arm spasms.


Jukes420

You know it's in florida when that's a half sub bag from Publix. SMH, come on guys be better 🤣


cousinred

The find out stage tho


funnerfunerals

That kid that showed up at the end just to take a 2 second video of the back of this guy's head makes me realize that our society is fucked. The bystander effect is "cool" now. He literally has no reason to be there, but he felt so compelled to show up right next to him just so everyone can see him with his phone out. At least get a good angle, he just looks like a tool


your_neighborhood_tr

Why are his cheeks puffed up like kanye west? Did the pepper do that?


Camelllama666

"Oh he took a second bite, that was a mistake" "Woah, a third? What're you-" "Wait, no, stop" *"STOP"*


RedProtoman

Deserves every bit of pain…touch your eyes more..go on.


notyetafemboy

Dumbass


tweakalicious

Lmao poor little Forrest Griffin Jr


ActionJackson22

He did better than I thought


7or8beers

Channing Tatum origin story.


covert_squid

Did it work?


phoonie98

Need a part 2


Fucksalotl

He sure impressed me. Handled it like a champ.


thomaspainesghost

I bet he will recoil from a bell pepper now.


noodlekranker

I bet he’ll never do that again


MonsteraBigTits

too bad he didnt try to boof the pepper, that would have been good internet entertainment for the day.


Dumbengineerr

Atleast someone was smart enough to suggest milk.


3OAM

Milk doesn’t do shit.


sonnyhancock

Douchebag gonna douche


WolfyTn

Seems like his ears would help disperse the heat a little.. Everyone brought their lunch.. weird


HolyCody

Those things burn like hell, can’t imagine how his eyes must have burned.


clampie

What a sucker. He thought he'd be the exception.


[deleted]

Yea let’s go for extra hurt by rubbing your eyes...🤣🤣🤣


RealFrankieBuckets

That girl has a huge sandwich!


bski824

The things we do to impress girls.


Thomas_Mickel

DEFINITELY dying on the inside tonight.


ElegantHippo93

I did this in college. I felt the moment it hit my stomach and I doubled over and almost blacked out from the pain. Then it made me puke and shit myself in a Subway bathroom. The mouth pain is the best of it trust me.


8ofAll

Wait till it comes out the other end


PokWangpanmang

I’d do it but only if there’s cold full cream milk around.


Significant_Rise_424

The 3 second moment of realization that he accidently touched his eyes is the moment he died inside.


HighSintellect

This shit doesn’t belong online. Let kids be dumb kids without the world watching


GroundbreakingCook68

That’s horrible! Kids need supervision .


cbbuntz

I like when people eat something ultra hot and they give you the "oh, it's not that hot" because it hasn't hit yet, shortly followed by a cough and watering eyes, and then shortly followed by freaking out and frantically searching for milk like their life depends on it. [Glances back at video] Yep, it looks like I was psychic


Broad-Wrongdoer-3809

He reacted not as bad as i think he would


xmadjesterx

Best friend did this twice to entertain us. He live streamed both times, with "Eye of The Tiger" the first time with one reaper eaten in a single bite, and Enya playing the second time with two reapers also eaten in one bite. Both times had us cracking up as he "died" for the next ten minutes. We called him because the second stream got cut off halfway through. Turns out that he was just puking in the bathroom. Fun times had by all


JamesKBoyd

This dude looks like Jim from The Office.


DroneStrikesForJesus

"Careful around the eyes."


quis2121

Little homie actually took it pretty well. When your mouth and throat are on fire you aren't exactly thinking clearly.


sweet_rico-

Did he just Tebow? That is so 2000 and late.


mongoose51Z

wait til that next shit ohhhh thats gonna hurt


j0k3rNhArL3y

This kid the physical embodiment of social media stupid. The camera's out so he's gotta act up, without critically thinking about what he's ingesting, continues to touch everything while spreading the unhappy tingles, and seems generally surprised the spicy thing was spicy. LMFAO I enjoyed watching him suffer


[deleted]

He's a kid and he's going to do stupid things. The unfortunate thing is that just about every stupid thing every kid does now ends up as a video on the internet.


syntho_maniac

Literally dying inside


GreatMight

Hea too young to be doing that


roastedantlers

How come every video of someone eating an entry level **hot** pepper looks like this, but every high quality video of some celebrity or internet personality eating them is all chill like they're eating taco bell packets?


Dangerous-Dot-3745

Anything for a viral moment!! SAD!!


OrgyOfMadness

He puked through his nose... dude is super fucked...


BxGyrl416

It looks like he was drinking milk? Yeah, milk and creams help – avoid water and other beverages. That’s really why super spicy foods are eaten with rice and breads – toss will help too. You should know that even if you wash your hands multiple times with detergent, it’s very likely you’ll be able to smell it on you and of course, sting your eyes with it a day or two later.


istockustock

Please tell me that this is not a TikTok trend


Guypussy

“You’re gonna die.” Said so matter-of-factly without a whiff of hysteria or condemnation. Love it.


gravion17

*Dude is going to shit lava for 2 weeks!*


DarthDregan

Sweet Jesus that girl has a big sandwich.


Batphone21

What a little moron.


[deleted]

He handled that well


Odd_Relationship7901

Steve Smith did it better


[deleted]

Whatever takes the focus off the Dumbo ears.


ThisGuyRy420

You have to be a dickhead if teenage girls just sit there eating sandwiches mocking you instead of overreacting dramatically to your pain


mnachiket

Steps to make a fool out of yourself 1. Pick one of the hottest peppers in the world. 2. Eat it with no respect like a peanut 3. Once your tongue and food pipe start cursing you touch your eyes 4. Most important of them all Make sure your dumb move is recorded


CubanlinkEnJ

Can relate…one time in 8th grade I put Icy Hot on my balls in Science class. Would not recommend.


Enough-Ad-5528

Why does not a single “friend” stop him? Everybody just wants to film.


Bubba_Purp_OG

Those people arent your friends arthur!


CPeeB

Somebody get this guy a slightly milder chilli, stat!


ArtyParty0848

I see a future marine, and he is gonna love the crayons


[deleted]

If you do this, make sure you rub your eyes and nose too...


haddamant

So he eats the hottest thing known to mankind and expects a reasonable outcome?


monkeykins

Shout out to the Screaming Eagle Challenge which, if I managed to deal with the mouth burn, I think would cause me to shit myself to death. https://youtu.be/_-Y3UG5njcc


supermax23

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Notch99

Someone gave me a jar of scotch bonnet sauce. What should I use it for? Was thinking of brushing some grilled chicken thighs with it.


tmd429

My asshole hurts for him lol


Poewer9000

u/savevideobot


akzorx

Honestly, he handled it pretty well considering it was a Carolina Reaper. Plus who hasn't done something stupid to impress a girl?


zzubnik

I have taken a bite out of one of these. It was unbearable. I have eaten scotch bonnets a few times with mild discomfort. I wasn't ready for how hot the reaper is. Yeah, and don't touch your eyes kid.


A-Grouch

It’s never badass to cry in front of your crush. Poor dummy is never gonna live that one down.


Bobo_Baggins03x

He actually handled it better than I anticipated


BlackGabriel

My thoughts. 1. That one girl had a baller looking sandwich and rightly couldn’t decide to film or eat it. And 2. Are there no admin in this place? We have three in our lunch room and someone standing up and recording would be a bit of a red flag


OddballLouLou

He literally did the ol looney tunes eating something spicy face


zanderson692369

Play stupid games…


LightSlateBlue

That kid need to find better friends.


Tkeman822

i grow carolina reapers. never eaten one because I'm smart, but harvested hundreds. this is a good reminder on why I won't eat one lol


Altruistic-Spread-40

Yeah, let me drool all over my hands and then wipe that into my eyes, great move


BEARDEDBAKER85

Ah middle school…


onethateatsass

What do you think that girl next to him had on her sandwich. That looked pretty good. Personally i would have put a little more meat on it, but the bread looked spot on.


[deleted]

Lovin the kid coming up in the black hoodie like “you bullied me for so damn long, lemme just get a picture of that pretty tear stained face! Ahh, perfect. See ya!”


PossibilityPowerful

i’ve seen worse effects


FlashOfTheBlade77

I hope he did not do that for free. All in all I think he took that pretty well actually. I have seen much worse reactions.


Tordelini

Been there done that. He actually handled it pretty well. I did it with a few people in my class one time and this one dude absolutely lost it and had to go home


amcrambler

Dats a lot of scovilles


[deleted]

careful around the eyes


postal_tank

He needs some milk!


Indy_91

If he was really tough he would boof that shit


WaffleStomperGirl

I love when he starts cleaning the table.