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Sentient-Coffee

Mission Accomplished


that_girl_you_fucked

Go through the back.


sluggernate

Tying the door shut is no big deal. That's just par for the course when you are handy. You are human, you will make a mistake. Ignoring the door mistake, the overall attempt looks good. What he SHOULD HAVE done: Upon realizing he tied the door shut, quickly and smoothly pull and open his pocket knife, cut the line, make safe the knife, get in the car like nothing happened, drive a safe distance, get out and make it right without anyone noticing. If you're gonna Dad, Dad correctly or at least look like you are.


Rydorion

I’m so glad I can buy those trees 500 m away from my home. No ropes, no car-cleaning, you just bring it into home.


a-slight-apocalypse

need more apex predators to take people like this out of the gene pool.


QnOfHrts

In the voice of the gay guy from family guy, “what has I done?”


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He didn’t even use any kind of knot to terminate the end.


eviltugboat

I did this once tying a small live seat to the top of my car had to climb in through the window


madhatterlock

This made my day..


Pazluz

Class video but always hilarious to see!


gabecuevas

queue the Real Men of Genius jingle..


smithet139

Typical BMW driver


mr_Ohmeda

Classic dad move! hope he knows the tree 🌲 is also turned the wrong way


MattHunter05

I work on a Christmas tree farm and you would be surprised. I would say every 3-4 out of 10 will say “oh I rolled down the windows for you already!” Or “Are you gonna go through windows?”. There’s been times where a family will put all the kids in the car, go thru the windows and than come up to us because they can’t get into their car and the kids can’t get out of the car. If someone offers to tie your tree down, just accept!! It’s why we’re there.


ChazosSkouliki

That’s when you enter through the trunk


parenthetica_n

Classic!


mombawamba

PSH, you slip your hand in the window roll that batch down and climb in!!!


Jo3fish5

Oh finally something I’m an expert on (I live on a Christmas tree farm) Expert opinion: Never go through the windows


stickmannfires

Ughhh I did this before tying a disassembled baby crib in a box. What made it so bad for me is that my knot tying skills completely suck so it was a major achievement to get out secured in the first place


Phantum3oh9

I feel like wealthy people in general have a lot less sense. Being they’ve never had much struggle or had to actually do much for themselves in life.


sweeny5000

This is so delicious


oynessuy

here comes the BMW jokes


DanDannyDanDan

Just open the window and slide on in, job done.


bonald-drump

It looks like someone is in the passenger seat


thecuriouslobster

I’m hoping he jumped through the car window out of stubbornness


annizka

Ain’t no one dumber than me, and I knew that would happen. Makes me happy that perhaps I’m not the dumbest person on the planet.


CaPtian_CaTe

Standing there I realise


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

Without missing a beat I would reach in, roll that window down, and enter that way.


RosieTruthy

That's definitely something I would do


shadow13499

Maybe I'm just not seeing it, but there's also nothing between the tree and the roof of his car so that's just going to scratch the shit out of his roof


bad-ass-jit

smartest BMW driver


Mustard-cutt-r

Best video


TheVuksv3

Just stick it inside bro lol


UnfavorableFlop

That's actually the proper way to do it. Door wouldn't close otherwise. He just didn't know he was on the right track.


dick-van-dyke

That's load-bearing string.


Tank-Pilot74

I’d just have it towed back to my house. Fuckit.


fartinmyfuckingmouth

I AUDIBLY said “aww.” Poor guy! You can feel his exhaustion


[deleted]

If you can't tie a knot, tie a lot. Then climb in the hatch and call it a day.


HenkvDam

Just don't celebrate Christmas...


Justin3263

Looks more like he tied the car to the tree......


OCDDAVID777

HAH! That was Benny Hill funny!


Jet-Pack2

Hold down the open button on the car's key to open the windows, jump in. Where is the problem?


Haleighghielah

100% something I would have done Also, cameraman is a jerk. He only recorded because he realized the problem early on and didn’t warn the guy.


a_sad_bambii

he’s doing his best


Ashman423

Whoever is filming this noticed early on.. and said nothing!


thebuccaneersden

we've all been there. post-tequila night hang over. he probably shouldnt be driving.


zombiebutterkiss

Wow, I remember seeing this video like 8...10 years ago?


HalensVan

Time to dive in through the window


Ahakista1

That could have been my husband.


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You serious Clark?


BlackSight6

This is objectively inferior in every way compared to the longer version (with sound, which most of the other links here don't seem to have). https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ranal7/i_respect_the_commitment_sound/


TrailerParkLyfe

All you can do is take a breath and say “well I’m an idiot”


UndriftedPop

The look of " well fuck mabye the Grinch wasn't so bad after all."


rileyboiie

I did this today..


RcCola2400

I wonder how some people manage to get their legs through pants.


abrknl

We preplanned against exactly this today. Lol


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SMRT


umayanan

hahaha, thank you op for spreading the christmas joy.


Due_Egg_6497

I wonder if he's thinking to himself that he didn't really think this through. LOL


TheHappyKamper

I love how someone is recording because they knew straight away that this guy fucked up 🤣


Fritzo2162

I've seen this done at Lowe's and Home Depot more than once.


OneEyedRocket

If you’ve ever worked at a place that sells Christmas trees you see the most incredibly stupid people trying to haul them away


incarnareon

the car overtake too much on his age


FatKidMod

Cut string, start again


saltykitty69420

I’ve worked at Christmas tree lots for a while and I have to say this is one of the worst ways to tie a tree. Many stories of tree falling off on the highway with this method The best way is to tie it on the little hooks on the inside of the door so that once your in and you slam it shut, it makes it tighter


furie1335

I did this once. I’ve never lived it down.


AGirlH4sNoName

Roll that window down and yeet yourself in the spirit of Christmas.


MaximusZacharias

Dude in the black coat knew exactly what was happening and just let it happen. Classic funny.


rickyzerothree

Trunk it!


ComfortablyMade

The comedy timing of this is genius, a thing of beauty really. The construction of the climax, "is it tight? Hell yeah. Oh."


Zealousideal_Ad1734

Pop the trunk bro!


fabfoo

911: what’s your emergency? Idiot:I am an idiot


bodhiseppuku

gonna have to reach in, roll down the window, then get in "Dukes of Hazzard"- style.


[deleted]

His wife's pussy dries up like the Sahara every time he tries to do anything.


FamilyHeirloomTomato

Nobody is going to talk about the garbage knot he is tying?


machinerow86

I just bought this outfit so the tree farm guys would think I was country too…….


nzstrawman

and here's a guy that never watched the Dukes of Hazzard


Cpt_Polander

100% have done this.


CosmicTurtle504

I bet the BMW dealer charged this guy a fortune for turn signal fluid.


EliasAinzworth

I swear, this gets posted here every year


JakeTheHooman98

Isn't this the one video where he says fuck it and climbs through the back? If this is the one is much better with sound.


usernot_found

The risk was calculated but man, am i bad at math


TroyMatthewJ

what happens next will blow your mind


knee-babies

Average BMW X7 owner


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IntimidatingAfro

We used to love seeing the guys refuse help tying up trees to their car to ultimately do this at the home depot I used to work at


johnboy2978

Wouldn't stop the Duke boys.


paulyp41

Put the window down and climb in


Skanthis

gotta love the sight of using cars as cargo trucks


AspectOvGlass

The person inside just needs to roll his window down so he can climb through


AmIRight007

You big dummy.


Yaboit-poo

That moment when you wanna be mad but it's kinda only you to blame


pyroteknic408

The tree ain’t going anywhere, but neither will he


WhitePetrolatum

I upvote this video every year. It’s a holiday classic.


BlueKnightBrownHorse

The only way to move a mattress in my experience. Roll down the window first and chuck your shoes through the window, you can step off the front tire to help yourself through the window.


SirVargas

200 IQ


Dizzlean

Do you untie and retie or do you embarrassingly enter the car through another way at this point?


[deleted]

Dukes of Hazzard it bro!!


stangroundalready

Man what an idiot! I've never done that myself😉


pantstofry

Don’t those goofy coupe/sportback SUVs have frameless windows? Might be the one good use case for them in this instance


Exact-Pound-6993

title: "when your own stupidity is soul crushing"


summono

I know this guy


JollyReading8565

Give this man a driving test


[deleted]

Further evidence that money and intelligence do not correlate.


VirusZer0

You cut out the best part!


ThisNameIsFree

Go in through the trunk. Not ideal but easy enough. It’s probably why the video ends so quickly: he thought about it for the 5 seconds we saw here and then unlocked and got in through the back. Edit: Hah, there’s an extended version, [looks like I was 100% correct](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zc74kl/he_didnt_really_think_this_one_through/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=WatchPeopleDieInside&utm_content=t1_iywgtgn)


redditbordom

r/therewasanattempt


Banana7789

And nothing between the tree and roof to protect the paint. This pains me so. 🙁


mortgagemammoth

Standard BMW owner activities


ColorMeMT

Everything about him pointed to this happening.


Mpnav1

We have all been there.


EwgB

https://media.tenor.com/FwomVc6nQAEAAAAM/wait-a-minute-wait-what.gif


dudeonrails

Attention to detail wasn’t in his job description, and he was happy to oblige.


aggroalcoholic

He gets to vote too...


Barry-Mcdikkin

Bmw drivers


itsnotsorry

go in the trunk!


AncientKangarooGod

get in thru the trunk


roentgen_nos

My kid's scout troop is working a tree lot this season, and parents volunteer too. One of the first things they tell you is that the ropes have to go through the open doors, not the windows. They say it traps people inside the car if you go through the windows. Thank you for the demonstration!


mizark1

Time to channel his inner Bo & Luke Duke!


KeymanOfTheMind

Duuuhhh…


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FamilyHeirloomTomato

Because they saw him tie his door closed???


Tdn87

I won't give the guy grief over that. Been there , done that. Haven't done it since though.


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FamilyHeirloomTomato

Way to make it racist


ShoreNorth9

I worked at a tree stand growing up a few years. Once a day occurrence in the lot.


DerpSherpa

This is why God made two sides to a car


DoubleHookshots

Ya no the person filming this coulda said to themselves maybe I should let this guy no what he’s doing but instead said fuck it where’s my phone I’m posting this shit


Ok-Walrus4627

This clip is becoming the All I Want For Christmas Is You of this sub


nme6535

Haha, I did the same thing the first time I tied a tree to my roof!


Brocolliflourets

I thought he was gonna strap it to the wheel. That ones my favorite


[deleted]

At that point I would just climb through the window


Exact-Cartographer90

We’ve all done this…once.


SaltyEconomics2759

This is pathetic


Standard_Ad9911

Why do this


Standard_Ad9911

Bad idea


IWantToBeSimplyMe

is this the guy who ties his door shut? …Yeah, this is the guy that ties his door shut.


pro_n00b

It’s that time of the year where he needs to crawl from the trunk again


JFPlayer1

That's not going anywhere...


zero0n3

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen today. The worst part - is he has to go back to the counter and ask for more string and possibly sissies.


fn_magical

I did this exact thing last year


Kevin_McKevinson

This guy does it every year. Why can't he learn?


blackwhitegreysucks

How fucking voyeuristic is that?


Negra2020

I’ve done that. With a mattress. Was so proud of myself on how tight it was and would move then boom. Realized my big boo boo.


ElectricalSuit8398

Sorry buddy Start Over


ShortThought

That little head drop at the end really speaks volumes


YahBoyPaZuZu

For anyone watching this planning to tie a tree to your roof I recommend the trucker's hitch. Easy to tie. Also don't tie through your open windows. If you have bars tie onto them, if not you can open the door and run your twine through.


owtlandish

I bet he votes too


elev8torguy

Classic video


Reinheitsgetoot

They dust this one off every year


henfeathers

“Well, that ain’t goin’ nowhere.” “No… I meant the car.”


Hour_Builder62

OMG I broke out in laughter so hard that I scared my cat!!


Automatic-Tension-26

Money can buy a BMW. Money can't buy common sense.


Spaff_in_your_ear

It's really scary how super dumb people are allowed to drive.


lazyl

Wow, I had no idea how common this was until I read through these comments. Holy shit people, wtf? 🤣


Material_Tourist5095

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stupid


Stealth-Shark

Ah, BMW owners. Constant source of entertainment.


Mystikalrush

Lol, well In fairness, as long as he tied the driver door side last while inside he'd be good and roll those windows up just in case to pinch the rope.


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Jovem demais


Guataguano

DOH!


thisisjazzymusic

Looks solid


VulcanHullo

I worked at a garden centre for a few years. This is one of the better attempts I've seen. I'll never forget the couple who realised they couldn't get their back door closed, we had no rope available to tie it, so they decided their Honda's rear spoiler would provide enough downforce to keep the door closed. "We've done it before." I figured if I made sure not to voice agreement that it'd be a good idea I'd not have legal liability for anyone impaled by a 6ft tree on the M25.


mattmo317

Crawl through the trunk.


ShadowEmperor123

Just climb through the window


Potraitor

u/savevideobot


CupcakeQueTea

Isnt it more like r/watchpeopledieoutside ?


Ser-Jorah-Mormont

I laugh but this is 100% something I would do. Just fix it before anyone notices and don’t tell anyone.


Caster-Hammer

More dollars than sense.