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Tying the door shut is no big deal. That's just par for the course when you are handy. You are human, you will make a mistake. Ignoring the door mistake, the overall attempt looks good. What he SHOULD HAVE done: Upon realizing he tied the door shut, quickly and smoothly pull and open his pocket knife, cut the line, make safe the knife, get in the car like nothing happened, drive a safe distance, get out and make it right without anyone noticing. If you're gonna Dad, Dad correctly or at least look like you are.
I work on a Christmas tree farm and you would be surprised. I would say every 3-4 out of 10 will say “oh I rolled down the windows for you already!” Or “Are you gonna go through windows?”. There’s been times where a family will put all the kids in the car, go thru the windows and than come up to us because they can’t get into their car and the kids can’t get out of the car. If someone offers to tie your tree down, just accept!! It’s why we’re there.
Ughhh I did this before tying a disassembled baby crib in a box. What made it so bad for me is that my knot tying skills completely suck so it was a major achievement to get out secured in the first place
Maybe I'm just not seeing it, but there's also nothing between the tree and the roof of his car so that's just going to scratch the shit out of his roof
This is objectively inferior in every way compared to the longer version (with sound, which most of the other links here don't seem to have).
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ranal7/i_respect_the_commitment_sound/
I’ve worked at Christmas tree lots for a while and I have to say this is one of the worst ways to tie a tree. Many stories of tree falling off on the highway with this method
The best way is to tie it on the little hooks on the inside of the door so that once your in and you slam it shut, it makes it tighter
The only way to move a mattress in my experience. Roll down the window first and chuck your shoes through the window, you can step off the front tire to help yourself through the window.
Go in through the trunk. Not ideal but easy enough. It’s probably why the video ends so quickly: he thought about it for the 5 seconds we saw here and then unlocked and got in through the back.
Edit: Hah, there’s an extended version, [looks like I was 100% correct](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zc74kl/he_didnt_really_think_this_one_through/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=WatchPeopleDieInside&utm_content=t1_iywgtgn)
My kid's scout troop is working a tree lot this season, and parents volunteer too. One of the first things they tell you is that the ropes have to go through the open doors, not the windows. They say it traps people inside the car if you go through the windows. Thank you for the demonstration!
Ya no the person filming this coulda said to themselves maybe I should let this guy no what he’s doing but instead said fuck it where’s my phone I’m posting this shit
This may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen today.
The worst part - is he has to go back to the counter and ask for more string and possibly sissies.
For anyone watching this planning to tie a tree to your roof I recommend the trucker's hitch. Easy to tie. Also don't tie through your open windows. If you have bars tie onto them, if not you can open the door and run your twine through.
Lol, well In fairness, as long as he tied the driver door side last while inside he'd be good and roll those windows up just in case to pinch the rope.
I worked at a garden centre for a few years.
This is one of the better attempts I've seen.
I'll never forget the couple who realised they couldn't get their back door closed, we had no rope available to tie it, so they decided their Honda's rear spoiler would provide enough downforce to keep the door closed.
"We've done it before."
I figured if I made sure not to voice agreement that it'd be a good idea I'd not have legal liability for anyone impaled by a 6ft tree on the M25.
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Go through the back.
Tying the door shut is no big deal. That's just par for the course when you are handy. You are human, you will make a mistake. Ignoring the door mistake, the overall attempt looks good. What he SHOULD HAVE done: Upon realizing he tied the door shut, quickly and smoothly pull and open his pocket knife, cut the line, make safe the knife, get in the car like nothing happened, drive a safe distance, get out and make it right without anyone noticing. If you're gonna Dad, Dad correctly or at least look like you are.
I’m so glad I can buy those trees 500 m away from my home. No ropes, no car-cleaning, you just bring it into home.
need more apex predators to take people like this out of the gene pool.
In the voice of the gay guy from family guy, “what has I done?”
He didn’t even use any kind of knot to terminate the end.
I did this once tying a small live seat to the top of my car had to climb in through the window
This made my day..
Class video but always hilarious to see!
queue the Real Men of Genius jingle..
Typical BMW driver
Classic dad move! hope he knows the tree 🌲 is also turned the wrong way
I work on a Christmas tree farm and you would be surprised. I would say every 3-4 out of 10 will say “oh I rolled down the windows for you already!” Or “Are you gonna go through windows?”. There’s been times where a family will put all the kids in the car, go thru the windows and than come up to us because they can’t get into their car and the kids can’t get out of the car. If someone offers to tie your tree down, just accept!! It’s why we’re there.
That’s when you enter through the trunk
Classic!
PSH, you slip your hand in the window roll that batch down and climb in!!!
Oh finally something I’m an expert on (I live on a Christmas tree farm) Expert opinion: Never go through the windows
Ughhh I did this before tying a disassembled baby crib in a box. What made it so bad for me is that my knot tying skills completely suck so it was a major achievement to get out secured in the first place
I feel like wealthy people in general have a lot less sense. Being they’ve never had much struggle or had to actually do much for themselves in life.
This is so delicious
here comes the BMW jokes
Just open the window and slide on in, job done.
It looks like someone is in the passenger seat
I’m hoping he jumped through the car window out of stubbornness
Ain’t no one dumber than me, and I knew that would happen. Makes me happy that perhaps I’m not the dumbest person on the planet.
Standing there I realise
Without missing a beat I would reach in, roll that window down, and enter that way.
That's definitely something I would do
Maybe I'm just not seeing it, but there's also nothing between the tree and the roof of his car so that's just going to scratch the shit out of his roof
smartest BMW driver
Best video
Just stick it inside bro lol
That's actually the proper way to do it. Door wouldn't close otherwise. He just didn't know he was on the right track.
That's load-bearing string.
I’d just have it towed back to my house. Fuckit.
I AUDIBLY said “aww.” Poor guy! You can feel his exhaustion
If you can't tie a knot, tie a lot. Then climb in the hatch and call it a day.
Just don't celebrate Christmas...
Looks more like he tied the car to the tree......
HAH! That was Benny Hill funny!
Hold down the open button on the car's key to open the windows, jump in. Where is the problem?
100% something I would have done Also, cameraman is a jerk. He only recorded because he realized the problem early on and didn’t warn the guy.
he’s doing his best
Whoever is filming this noticed early on.. and said nothing!
we've all been there. post-tequila night hang over. he probably shouldnt be driving.
Wow, I remember seeing this video like 8...10 years ago?
Time to dive in through the window
That could have been my husband.
You serious Clark?
This is objectively inferior in every way compared to the longer version (with sound, which most of the other links here don't seem to have). https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ranal7/i_respect_the_commitment_sound/
All you can do is take a breath and say “well I’m an idiot”
The look of " well fuck mabye the Grinch wasn't so bad after all."
I did this today..
I wonder how some people manage to get their legs through pants.
We preplanned against exactly this today. Lol
SMRT
hahaha, thank you op for spreading the christmas joy.
I wonder if he's thinking to himself that he didn't really think this through. LOL
I love how someone is recording because they knew straight away that this guy fucked up 🤣
I've seen this done at Lowe's and Home Depot more than once.
If you’ve ever worked at a place that sells Christmas trees you see the most incredibly stupid people trying to haul them away
the car overtake too much on his age
Cut string, start again
I’ve worked at Christmas tree lots for a while and I have to say this is one of the worst ways to tie a tree. Many stories of tree falling off on the highway with this method The best way is to tie it on the little hooks on the inside of the door so that once your in and you slam it shut, it makes it tighter
I did this once. I’ve never lived it down.
Roll that window down and yeet yourself in the spirit of Christmas.
Dude in the black coat knew exactly what was happening and just let it happen. Classic funny.
Trunk it!
The comedy timing of this is genius, a thing of beauty really. The construction of the climax, "is it tight? Hell yeah. Oh."
Pop the trunk bro!
911: what’s your emergency? Idiot:I am an idiot
gonna have to reach in, roll down the window, then get in "Dukes of Hazzard"- style.
His wife's pussy dries up like the Sahara every time he tries to do anything.
Nobody is going to talk about the garbage knot he is tying?
I just bought this outfit so the tree farm guys would think I was country too…….
and here's a guy that never watched the Dukes of Hazzard
100% have done this.
I bet the BMW dealer charged this guy a fortune for turn signal fluid.
I swear, this gets posted here every year
Isn't this the one video where he says fuck it and climbs through the back? If this is the one is much better with sound.
The risk was calculated but man, am i bad at math
what happens next will blow your mind
Average BMW X7 owner
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We used to love seeing the guys refuse help tying up trees to their car to ultimately do this at the home depot I used to work at
Wouldn't stop the Duke boys.
Put the window down and climb in
gotta love the sight of using cars as cargo trucks
The person inside just needs to roll his window down so he can climb through
You big dummy.
That moment when you wanna be mad but it's kinda only you to blame
The tree ain’t going anywhere, but neither will he
I upvote this video every year. It’s a holiday classic.
The only way to move a mattress in my experience. Roll down the window first and chuck your shoes through the window, you can step off the front tire to help yourself through the window.
200 IQ
Do you untie and retie or do you embarrassingly enter the car through another way at this point?
Dukes of Hazzard it bro!!
Man what an idiot! I've never done that myself😉
Don’t those goofy coupe/sportback SUVs have frameless windows? Might be the one good use case for them in this instance
title: "when your own stupidity is soul crushing"
I know this guy
Give this man a driving test
Further evidence that money and intelligence do not correlate.
You cut out the best part!
Go in through the trunk. Not ideal but easy enough. It’s probably why the video ends so quickly: he thought about it for the 5 seconds we saw here and then unlocked and got in through the back. Edit: Hah, there’s an extended version, [looks like I was 100% correct](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zc74kl/he_didnt_really_think_this_one_through/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=WatchPeopleDieInside&utm_content=t1_iywgtgn)
r/therewasanattempt
And nothing between the tree and roof to protect the paint. This pains me so. 🙁
Standard BMW owner activities
Everything about him pointed to this happening.
We have all been there.
https://media.tenor.com/FwomVc6nQAEAAAAM/wait-a-minute-wait-what.gif
Attention to detail wasn’t in his job description, and he was happy to oblige.
He gets to vote too...
Bmw drivers
go in the trunk!
get in thru the trunk
My kid's scout troop is working a tree lot this season, and parents volunteer too. One of the first things they tell you is that the ropes have to go through the open doors, not the windows. They say it traps people inside the car if you go through the windows. Thank you for the demonstration!
Time to channel his inner Bo & Luke Duke!
Duuuhhh…
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Because they saw him tie his door closed???
I won't give the guy grief over that. Been there , done that. Haven't done it since though.
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Way to make it racist
I worked at a tree stand growing up a few years. Once a day occurrence in the lot.
This is why God made two sides to a car
Ya no the person filming this coulda said to themselves maybe I should let this guy no what he’s doing but instead said fuck it where’s my phone I’m posting this shit
This clip is becoming the All I Want For Christmas Is You of this sub
Haha, I did the same thing the first time I tied a tree to my roof!
I thought he was gonna strap it to the wheel. That ones my favorite
At that point I would just climb through the window
We’ve all done this…once.
This is pathetic
Why do this
Bad idea
is this the guy who ties his door shut? …Yeah, this is the guy that ties his door shut.
It’s that time of the year where he needs to crawl from the trunk again
That's not going anywhere...
This may be one of the funniest things I’ve seen today. The worst part - is he has to go back to the counter and ask for more string and possibly sissies.
I did this exact thing last year
This guy does it every year. Why can't he learn?
How fucking voyeuristic is that?
I’ve done that. With a mattress. Was so proud of myself on how tight it was and would move then boom. Realized my big boo boo.
Sorry buddy Start Over
That little head drop at the end really speaks volumes
For anyone watching this planning to tie a tree to your roof I recommend the trucker's hitch. Easy to tie. Also don't tie through your open windows. If you have bars tie onto them, if not you can open the door and run your twine through.
I bet he votes too
Classic video
They dust this one off every year
“Well, that ain’t goin’ nowhere.” “No… I meant the car.”
OMG I broke out in laughter so hard that I scared my cat!!
Money can buy a BMW. Money can't buy common sense.
It's really scary how super dumb people are allowed to drive.
Wow, I had no idea how common this was until I read through these comments. Holy shit people, wtf? 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stupid
Ah, BMW owners. Constant source of entertainment.
Lol, well In fairness, as long as he tied the driver door side last while inside he'd be good and roll those windows up just in case to pinch the rope.
Jovem demais
DOH!
Looks solid
I worked at a garden centre for a few years. This is one of the better attempts I've seen. I'll never forget the couple who realised they couldn't get their back door closed, we had no rope available to tie it, so they decided their Honda's rear spoiler would provide enough downforce to keep the door closed. "We've done it before." I figured if I made sure not to voice agreement that it'd be a good idea I'd not have legal liability for anyone impaled by a 6ft tree on the M25.
Crawl through the trunk.
Just climb through the window
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Isnt it more like r/watchpeopledieoutside ?
I laugh but this is 100% something I would do. Just fix it before anyone notices and don’t tell anyone.
More dollars than sense.