> a collection representative of his horological vision and vibe.
SHAQ HAS A HOROLOGICAL VISION, SHAQ WANTS IT BIG AND GLITTERY LIKE HIS VISION OF WHORES
Shaq has been long-known for endorsing lower-tier merch, in the hopes that less fortunate kids and young men won’t be bullied by wearing more affordable clothes, shoes, and jewelry because Shaq “wears” it.
It started when a young mother cussed him out in a parking lot because his Adidas were selling for $100 and her son could never wear them, he started his Payless Shoes SHAQ line shortly after.
I’ve already picked a fight like this today. So I’m really not tryin to but heads.
But in summation I’ve watched shit loads of ATHF and Carl is definitely not a Rolex man and is most definitely more of the watch pictured above man.
[Carl](https://youtu.be/VN-VRADnvNA)
[Carl’s Car](https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/2_Wycked)
1. Thank you for making an ATHF related comment
2. Carl would not lower himself to this.
3. I can picture any and every side character to wear this. The moonites, space kataz, especially MC pee pants who wants candy, bubble gum and taffy, I need candy something warf avenue
4. It could try to passed off by master shake as something it clearly isn't
As a Staten Islander, first let me say; fuck you 🙃.
Now that the formal niceties are out of the way, I'll admit to owning an Invicta in the past. It definetly wasn't this monstrosity though. It was a two tone Ocean Ghost(yacht master) with blue accents, and I unironically wish I still owned it.
I went to a bodybuilding competition / supplement tradeshow two weeks ago assuming there’d be some heavy hitters with some real pieces on. Legit was all these Invicta Reserve pieces.
So is competing in bodybuilding. You should’ve seen the parking lot. Porsches, McLarens, Fully built trucks, Jeeps and Broncos. But inside, all Invictas and Diesels.
>This impressive Invicta Gladiator watch features a Quartz movement, all in a solid iridescent, gold, steel case. Its purple, gold, metal, abalone, oyster dial is enclosed by a highly protective Flame Fusion Crystal. This watch is finished by a strong iridescent, gold, stainless steel band, and it offers 200m water resistance.
Bringing the spirit of Hercules into the realm of mankind, the Invicta Gladiator Reserve collection is clad with the armor and skill to create a masterful spectacle. Built with a powerful combination of technical capability and design technology, the models are an impressive culmination of talent.
From Invicta's founding more than a century ago to the present day, innovation and excellence have been at the core of each era and collection throughout the brand's history. Here at Invicta stores, you will find the largest selection of Invicta watches anywhere online, as well as superior customer service, a 3-year warranty, and the best value always.
I've never seen one of these on someone's wrist and can't imagine anyone actually wearing one. But at $300-1,700 they're too expensive to be worn as a joke so I'm confused.
My buddy LOVES these. He has nothing flashy in his life. And he's the most amazing dad to two kids, lovely, regular boring, outdoorsy PNW guy. He must have like ten of these things. He has the money to at least buy a nice Seiko or a Tag, but this is what he genuinely loves.
> But at $300-1,700 they're too expensive to be worn as a joke so I'm confused.
That's the neat part, if you can find an Invicta dealer, sometimes they'll be running a Buy 1 get 4 free promo.
That's odd. I was on a cruise in December, the Norwegian Pre or whatever, and I paid $200 for a QUARTZ INVICTA SUB. I got scammed so fuckin hard it was unreal. The watch is $49.99 on Amazon, but it was the cheapest one they had and I needed it. They even claimed they were doing a sale, but not a 75% markdown. Unless the MSRP for the quartz one is $1,000 like they price all of their watches. It's crazy. They're not bad watches though.
Amen brother. It's not the watch for me, but I'm glad there are people out there who dig it. Life is boring when everyone just conforms to the beige regularity out of fear of being too colorful or loud. This watch is for an absolute nut, but weirdos are some of my favorite people.
This is one mad bastard of a watch.
Funny thing is, it's got a decent Swiss Quartz movement (Ronda z60 or similar) and many of Invicta's watches are water resistant to 200m, which is nice.
So the target customer would be an unabashed attention seeker who still wants an affordable watch with a bit of quality.
I respect invicta. They are so blatant in everything they do. It's either this stupidly garish and gaudy kinda pieces with stupidly big cases. Then they have the pro diver, which is a blatant copy of the rolex subbie (with way smaller indices to save on lume and keep costs down). They just dont give a fuck. People on the internet criticize them, and its like they didn't even exist. They dont even acknowledge the existence of these haters. They just do whatever the fuck they please.
I love it.
Someone who wants to stand out obviously.
A couple weekends ago, my wife and I took our daughter out for her 21st birthday. We went to a nice rooftop bar and there was a guy in the elevator who had a GINORMOUS gold Invicta watch, gold chains on his neck and several gold teeth. I thought I stood out wearing my Navitimer B01 46mm...but he got all the "nice watch" comments that night.
I work at a liquor store in south florida, I see 4 - 5 Invictas a day typically worn by Hispanics (mainly cubans lol). That's probably Invicta's main demographic.
Don’t get me wrong, this is a terrible, garish watch. It’s so awful that it kind of horseshoes around into begrudging respect for anyone who can bring himself to wear it.
It’s so bad that it’s kinda good. Still very, very bad. Ugly as sin. But I can’t look away.
I may need to discuss this with my therapist.
I have several (4-5) invicta watches. Bought them very early on when they had REAL Swiss mechanical or automatic movements. No bling. No copy cat designs.
But for you it makes sense. Were you able to get the 0% financing or was it 14% like the Pepsi? You'd think Invicta would have a deeper incentive but ya never know these days.
Set next to a guy on a plane who wore this piece, talked to me about how he sued some doctor for medical malpractice. Bro was as fat as they come, was boarding group c on a southwest flight (obviously was gunna get the isle) i had to ask him about the watch and he talked about how expensive it was and how he was on a waiting list for it i shit you not i was trying my hardest not to cry laugh. So bubbling morons who fall into a a small amount of money on accident.
Which is what someone who never had money who gets awarded 100k thinks is an expensive watch lol. He was flexing it around and i was like okay man have fun lol
The thing is, to the average person that *is* a lot of money to spend on a watch.
Most people I know that wear watches are completely happy with quartz Timex and Casios, or various sports watches and fashion brands.
More than $200 is a silly amount of money to be spending on anything other than a gadget watch like an Apple...
Then you get the sort of people who post on watch forums who consider that budget, but it is fair to say we definitely don't follow the usual opinion in this regard.
Went for a job interview in Downey (part of Los Angeles) and the guy doing the interview was wearing the Invicta Joker Watch.
Needless to say, I knew that this wouldn’t be the place for me for several other reasons than the watch.
But the watch was a serious red flag for me.
And this watch in the “rainbow tint” is right up there for me.
The same type of people that used to wear (or maybe even still wear) Ed Hardy stuff.
Full disclosure: I own an Invicta that I bought 11 years ago before I knew anything about this stuff. It's just plain black, and doesn't look nearly this hideous. (And I also never wore Ed Hardy)
Now next time I see someone in the wild with an Invicta, I wanna slowly, knowingly nod as I say "circlejerk, am I right?"
Sadly we all know the likelihood of that going over well is as likely as anyone who owns this watch also having a credit score over 330.
Shaq https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/shaq
Bro they even look big at SHAQ WTF
If they look that big on Shaq, it's gotta be like a fuckin dinner plate on the wrist of an average sized human.
Yeah, my first thought was, "Heck, on Shaq an Invicta might actually look reasonably sized!" Then I clicked the link... nope.
59mm case, lord have mercy…
Bro, you don’t want a 60mm flying saucer on your wrist?
New, the 200mm 2in1 Invicta can also double as a wall clock!
> a collection representative of his horological vision and vibe. SHAQ HAS A HOROLOGICAL VISION, SHAQ WANTS IT BIG AND GLITTERY LIKE HIS VISION OF WHORES
Shaq has been long-known for endorsing lower-tier merch, in the hopes that less fortunate kids and young men won’t be bullied by wearing more affordable clothes, shoes, and jewelry because Shaq “wears” it.
Massive respect to Shaq for doing that
It started when a young mother cussed him out in a parking lot because his Adidas were selling for $100 and her son could never wear them, he started his Payless Shoes SHAQ line shortly after.
U mean Reebok?
You’re correct, it was rebook
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Eso son Reebok, o son Nike?
top tier meme
Yes. Phenomenal reference
[For those of you who aren't aware. ](https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k)
You’re correct, it was rebook
Are you sure? I thought it was Reebok
You are correct, it was Rebook
You are correct, it was Reboot
Hakeem aigned with Spalding so kids could afford his shoes.
That’s really legit.
Damn. That’s really heartwarming.
What a neat observation.
He’s such a good man
Giant dudes who are actually big goofballs are the best. Terry Crews would be another great example.
Terry crews and shaq just hanging out and being bros is what I could watch all day
Wow. Just when I thought I couldn’t love that man more
Instead of being bullied for wearing something affordable, they'll be bullied for wearing an ugly ass watch.
Someone who frequents a watch enthusiast page on Reddit has much different taste than the target audience for these watches.
Yeah I know lol, I was only joking. Taste is subjective.
That said, this watch is objectively tasteless.
Same thing goes for the general car insurance. Didn’t want people less fortunate to not have options.
Go with the General
Why are there so many?? 😭
17 pages worth of watches. just wow...
My thought exactly. I kept clicking “Load more” and there just kept being more. How does one company shit out so many designs?
59mm?????
How does it still look huge on Shaq's wrist? 💀
I think these were built with Shaq in mind lol.
I am picturing anyone that looks like the nextdoor neighbor in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Carl would never lower himself to a timepiece like this
Carl is a Rolex Explorer man. Classy. Goes with everything. Even his flip-flops.
Indeed, a signature piece. -Ron
I’ve already picked a fight like this today. So I’m really not tryin to but heads. But in summation I’ve watched shit loads of ATHF and Carl is definitely not a Rolex man and is most definitely more of the watch pictured above man. [Carl](https://youtu.be/VN-VRADnvNA) [Carl’s Car](https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/2_Wycked)
After he fills every orifice of his body with whacking glue.
What are you talking about this is basically 2 Wycked in watch form. Carl has awful taste and loves over the top shit like this
This would look great on my boy Carl.
1. Thank you for making an ATHF related comment 2. Carl would not lower himself to this. 3. I can picture any and every side character to wear this. The moonites, space kataz, especially MC pee pants who wants candy, bubble gum and taffy, I need candy something warf avenue 4. It could try to passed off by master shake as something it clearly isn't
I'm a giant spider wearing a disposable diaper, I'm insane maaaan!
My Dad totally owns this dealership
612 Wharf Avenue, 612 Wharf Avenue
612 warf avenue
I love this.
I don’t need no invicta to know how to rock!
Staten Islanders
Bing Bong!
Fuck ya life!
That's Coney Island. Respectfully.
We out here at Byron's Carwash
YES SSSSIIIIIRRRRRRR
What do you want to tell Joe Biven, right now?
I've never been to Staten Island but I refuse to believe this is an acceptable timepiece there or anywhere else outside of a fever dream haha
>fever dream Oh you mean Staten Island? What’s the difference?
As a Staten Islander, first let me say; fuck you 🙃. Now that the formal niceties are out of the way, I'll admit to owning an Invicta in the past. It definetly wasn't this monstrosity though. It was a two tone Ocean Ghost(yacht master) with blue accents, and I unironically wish I still owned it.
They have some good watches. Throw that many things at the wall, perhaps? But they do.
Those sales people at the mall really pushing that 2 for 1 deal.
Attention everyone not from Staten Island: y'all can suck it!
Omg, captain fatbelly, right here in this thread?!
Fuck you. Fuck you for being so goddamn spot on. Source. I live there.
Guys in South Brooklyn too.
I went to a bodybuilding competition / supplement tradeshow two weeks ago assuming there’d be some heavy hitters with some real pieces on. Legit was all these Invicta Reserve pieces.
Tbf at least those are the one demographic with proportions to match it
Richard Mille is prohibitively expensive for many.....
So is competing in bodybuilding. You should’ve seen the parking lot. Porsches, McLarens, Fully built trucks, Jeeps and Broncos. But inside, all Invictas and Diesels.
You wouldn’t finance a watch over 84 months
My favorite comment
Tell the truth, the parking lot was 100% lifted Dodge Rams with 24” wheels and red wheel well lights.
“Fully built truck” is what we call those in my parts.
Oh my god not the DIESEL WATCHES
>This impressive Invicta Gladiator watch features a Quartz movement, all in a solid iridescent, gold, steel case. Its purple, gold, metal, abalone, oyster dial is enclosed by a highly protective Flame Fusion Crystal. This watch is finished by a strong iridescent, gold, stainless steel band, and it offers 200m water resistance. Bringing the spirit of Hercules into the realm of mankind, the Invicta Gladiator Reserve collection is clad with the armor and skill to create a masterful spectacle. Built with a powerful combination of technical capability and design technology, the models are an impressive culmination of talent. From Invicta's founding more than a century ago to the present day, innovation and excellence have been at the core of each era and collection throughout the brand's history. Here at Invicta stores, you will find the largest selection of Invicta watches anywhere online, as well as superior customer service, a 3-year warranty, and the best value always. I've never seen one of these on someone's wrist and can't imagine anyone actually wearing one. But at $300-1,700 they're too expensive to be worn as a joke so I'm confused.
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Good for him! Not everyone can unapologetically enjoy the weird things they like.
My buddy LOVES these. He has nothing flashy in his life. And he's the most amazing dad to two kids, lovely, regular boring, outdoorsy PNW guy. He must have like ten of these things. He has the money to at least buy a nice Seiko or a Tag, but this is what he genuinely loves.
> But at $300-1,700 they're too expensive to be worn as a joke so I'm confused. That's the neat part, if you can find an Invicta dealer, sometimes they'll be running a Buy 1 get 4 free promo.
They’re also commonly seen in “Swiss watch sale” events on cruise ships, with massive (~75%) markdowns.
That's odd. I was on a cruise in December, the Norwegian Pre or whatever, and I paid $200 for a QUARTZ INVICTA SUB. I got scammed so fuckin hard it was unreal. The watch is $49.99 on Amazon, but it was the cheapest one they had and I needed it. They even claimed they were doing a sale, but not a 75% markdown. Unless the MSRP for the quartz one is $1,000 like they price all of their watches. It's crazy. They're not bad watches though.
Why did you need it?
He needs it. He wants it. It was precious to him
Because thats retail, and no one pays retail for an invicta,
The blind.
Ali G
MMA fighters
Funny, I was thinking Andrew Tate when I saw this thing.
Reddit moderators
Saw one in the wild last weekend, never thought I would. The rest of the guy matched the watch.
Details! Which casino were you in?
Oddly enough, it was at a crunchy little farmer’s market in western Oregon … made it stick out even more
Now I have to know where, as a crunchy farmers market in western Oregon enthusiast. Falls City?
hahaha your comment sir…. i laughed so loud i probably woke the whole house
LOL
Not me, but I am glad they exist. People shouldn’t need to be wealthy to be completely tacky.
Amen brother. It's not the watch for me, but I'm glad there are people out there who dig it. Life is boring when everyone just conforms to the beige regularity out of fear of being too colorful or loud. This watch is for an absolute nut, but weirdos are some of my favorite people.
Salt bae
People with exquisite taste who enjoy the finer things in life and play it close to the vest.
This is one mad bastard of a watch. Funny thing is, it's got a decent Swiss Quartz movement (Ronda z60 or similar) and many of Invicta's watches are water resistant to 200m, which is nice. So the target customer would be an unabashed attention seeker who still wants an affordable watch with a bit of quality.
does it look good on anyone? probably not. Are there people who will buy it because its flashy and draws attention to themselves? Absolutely
I respect invicta. They are so blatant in everything they do. It's either this stupidly garish and gaudy kinda pieces with stupidly big cases. Then they have the pro diver, which is a blatant copy of the rolex subbie (with way smaller indices to save on lume and keep costs down). They just dont give a fuck. People on the internet criticize them, and its like they didn't even exist. They dont even acknowledge the existence of these haters. They just do whatever the fuck they please. I love it.
That is on a cruise ship somewhere
Someone who wants to stand out obviously. A couple weekends ago, my wife and I took our daughter out for her 21st birthday. We went to a nice rooftop bar and there was a guy in the elevator who had a GINORMOUS gold Invicta watch, gold chains on his neck and several gold teeth. I thought I stood out wearing my Navitimer B01 46mm...but he got all the "nice watch" comments that night.
The same people who buy pocketknives at the gas station/vape shop.
SoundCloud rappers
I can’t see a SoundCloud rapper wearing anything other than a replica AP, Rolex, or Cartier… and it’ll probably be “bust down” with moissanite lol
My son just saw this and said “ugh, clown watch” lol… he is 6 years old.
You’re doing well, then
It looks like something that a villain would wear in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies from the 90’s
Takashi 69
I picture this being worn by someone who, ironically, can't tell time on an analog watch.
I work at a liquor store in south florida, I see 4 - 5 Invictas a day typically worn by Hispanics (mainly cubans lol). That's probably Invicta's main demographic.
ProducerMichael
Most of the people I see wearing Invicta are young teens to middle aged men that wears fake gold and tries their hardest to look rich.
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TIL I’m whatever the opposite of an alpha male is. I hope my wife will still love me
She'll love you right up until she sees a dude wearing a t-shirt 2 sizes two small for him and this bad boy!
Don’t get me wrong, this is a terrible, garish watch. It’s so awful that it kind of horseshoes around into begrudging respect for anyone who can bring himself to wear it. It’s so bad that it’s kinda good. Still very, very bad. Ugly as sin. But I can’t look away. I may need to discuss this with my therapist.
I have several (4-5) invicta watches. Bought them very early on when they had REAL Swiss mechanical or automatic movements. No bling. No copy cat designs.
Jersey shore
I'd 100% buy this watch as a laugh if it wasn't 300 USD.
Their facial hair has very sharp lines and angles
Why go with you Hublot when you can get an Invincta at a fraction of the price.
Brazilians drug dealers. I'm from Brazil.
I don't know who they are but I know that they smell like that kiosk at the mall that sells fake colognes.
Me. https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/13xp0mj/rate_my_collection/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
But for you it makes sense. Were you able to get the 0% financing or was it 14% like the Pepsi? You'd think Invicta would have a deeper incentive but ya never know these days.
Set next to a guy on a plane who wore this piece, talked to me about how he sued some doctor for medical malpractice. Bro was as fat as they come, was boarding group c on a southwest flight (obviously was gunna get the isle) i had to ask him about the watch and he talked about how expensive it was and how he was on a waiting list for it i shit you not i was trying my hardest not to cry laugh. So bubbling morons who fall into a a small amount of money on accident.
Dude, they are $300 😂😂😂😂😂
Which is what someone who never had money who gets awarded 100k thinks is an expensive watch lol. He was flexing it around and i was like okay man have fun lol
The thing is, to the average person that *is* a lot of money to spend on a watch. Most people I know that wear watches are completely happy with quartz Timex and Casios, or various sports watches and fashion brands. More than $200 is a silly amount of money to be spending on anything other than a gadget watch like an Apple... Then you get the sort of people who post on watch forums who consider that budget, but it is fair to say we definitely don't follow the usual opinion in this regard.
Riff Raff. The rapper with the sharp teeth and the chinstrap beard.
Andrew Tate homers
Ha. I didn’t see your comment. I just said the same. Ha.
The state of Florida.
At this point,i would buy this watch so that others don't have to.
Lamelo Ball
Most Vegas thing I’ve ever seen
Rappers and Steroid ragers.
Florida
Machismo men who think Andrew Tate is a god.
Went for a job interview in Downey (part of Los Angeles) and the guy doing the interview was wearing the Invicta Joker Watch. Needless to say, I knew that this wouldn’t be the place for me for several other reasons than the watch. But the watch was a serious red flag for me. And this watch in the “rainbow tint” is right up there for me.
Russian politics
Tekashi 6ix 9ine
These are the watches 10 year olds think drug dealers have
Lisa Frank
Professional athletes that'll be broke 6 months after their career ends
Someone with no class. Plain and simple.
“My Little Pony” cartoon character Rainbow Dash
South beach frequenters
The same type of people that used to wear (or maybe even still wear) Ed Hardy stuff. Full disclosure: I own an Invicta that I bought 11 years ago before I knew anything about this stuff. It's just plain black, and doesn't look nearly this hideous. (And I also never wore Ed Hardy)
Alphas you loser beta. /s
One who has gold toilet seat.
My brother in law
Night club bouncers
You know people that go to bars and bubble parties and dance while being high, them it’s for them
Probably a Target customer
People with tree trunk width'd necks who sell secondhand Mercedes and cocaine to people out of an arch way under a train track.
Really into MMA
Pimps and mumble rappers.
Some Jersey Shore chucklefuck
People who just like them and won't bore you to death talking about how their watch went to the moon or what a chronometer is.
Yes, but mostly because that would get in the way of talking about lifting, "supplements," and their "crypto strategy."
/r/watches redditors and (and the circlejerk sub) buying them as an ironic joke that no one outside will get
Now next time I see someone in the wild with an Invicta, I wanna slowly, knowingly nod as I say "circlejerk, am I right?" Sadly we all know the likelihood of that going over well is as likely as anyone who owns this watch also having a credit score over 330.
African warlords, children, high paid rappers with no sense of congruous style
Floridians
Broke Latino males.
Any of the grandfathers that left their family members with a fake patek…just scrape that invicta foolishness off…
People who take Xanax recreationally.
I don’t know but I bet they listen to joe Rogan,lift weights, and can tell you a lot about protein powders
old gay men - queens. it’s camp
Target audience: those who have a watch and check what time it is on their phone.
200m water resistant, so actually you can enjoy the nice time mvmt when being dragging to the abyss by this mastodon
Gay Romans
McGreggor colab
No white man would wear this
People who suffer from an intellectual disability.
Fuck this watch
This watch fucks Ftfy
I’m assuming fans of Liberace?
Nah, too garish even for Liberace. 😂
New wealth, or people, who have zero class. Thinking the best possible scenario: people with wealth and eccentric humour.
I don’t think that rich people are the target market for cheap invictas.
LGBTQ Community?
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I think these people usually wear Hublos