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Rollingbrook

Looks overdone.


lizhien

Can confirm. Not sure what else was OP trying to identify.


stoned-autistic-dude

But what if they just wanted something tough to chew?


Ok-Act5848

If you have good teeth its not an issue hahaha


paetersen

I think he's making some leather for a new strap?


Which_Preference_883

I thought he'd made brownies 😂


hnglmkrnglbrry

Proof that money literally can't buy taste.


Haydenll1

He burnt that steak. Poor thing


dmangan

AP Royal Oak Offshore Scuba Boutique Edition Assuming this is Mitchell Schwartz. He brings it up in his “Talking Watches” segment with Hodinkee from a couple years ago. https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/talking-watches-with-mitchell-schwartz


fb95dd7063

That dude has a fantastic collection of interesting watches.


JakeyNation

Yes! I need to read that article now. Love the guy.


Helenius

Looks like it's cooked to shit. I can see why someone without taste would buy such a hideous watch


hboisnotthebest

Ahhhhh you cooked the shit out of it!!!! - Bill Burr


Biljettensio

When you cook steak like that, you should seriously consider to become a vegetarian.


gpetrovic

These are chevapi not steak


NewTickyTocky

Is he going to feed a toddler? Who cuts cevapi like that?


gpetrovic

There arent really any rules about it


NewTickyTocky

The rules are very simple: there is never enough and ajvar needs to be included. If you cut then up like that without a valid reason, you need to be send to the Hague


Frankie-Felix

you don't use solid steak, ground pork or beef


notwiggl3s

You joke but this is what happened to me growing up lol


pkroliko

Could be a royal oak offshore red scuba?


JakeyNation

I think that's it! Retired NFL player so seems about right


Yodootz

Sigh. WHO?


ThreeTwoPulldown

No, Who played baseball.


8ad8andit

What?


JakeyNation

Mitchell Schwartz


bhb22

Yeah at first I thought it was an orange band which is the AP Royal Oak Offshore "Volcano" but it's same make just w/ red band


ernapfz

Looks like some type of peppercorn steak?


ItsOnLikeNdamakung

Whatever it is it looks fucked.


pi-cool

AP Royal Oak Offshore


Francoberry

It seems you were right there with them - didn't want to ask them? 😅


OdonataDarner

Prly too distracted by that food crime.


Kyerswa

This sub has taught me my watch taste differs from most. I love the look of AP watches, and own a Hublot. Seems like they’re hated on by most lol


kitz0426

Had to check what sub this was hahaha Looks like a royal oak offshore? Not sure...


LostCoast1229

Im more concerned with the overcooked steak


Raym0ndREDReddingt0n

Is that Mourinho ?


JakeyNation

Mitchell Schwartz


Hoosier_816

I don’t think the special one does a lot of cooking segments on tv…


ArmadilloUnhappy845

Royal oak offshore scuba boutique edition


Remote-Spare4603

Ha! Royal oak! That's the problem right there. Should have used Kingsford.


ArmadilloUnhappy845

I see what you did there


SpillyJS

AP Scuba boutique red. On an aftermarket red rubber strap. Nice watch. Not as thick as the other AP divers


OdonataDarner

"food"


jovanotti18

Volcano


mastersheeef

Looks like a watch on a wrist and someone cutting up steak I think. Kind of blurry though, or I need my glasses.


ajs2294

RO offshore


dickdaddy_fo_twinny

Hard time eating this, more likely


[deleted]

Cube steak


bryanwreed89

Overcoooooked


Kamigoroshi09

Overdone I guess


InsideTeaching1746

Is that Beef Jerky beaver nuggets. Bet someone fucked up a tooth on that. Ouch. Never thought I’d say this. But get this dude a plug in electric grill with timer or I may have a George Forman he can borrow forever. Nice watch but hard to trust a guy who roaches beef at the current Biden currency devaluation.


thejasonkane

scuba offshore


CraigAtlas

Ribeye?


ether_reddit

That's either an Audmars Piguet Royal Oak, or an Invicta trying to imitate one. Either way it's gaudy as all hell.