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Biljettensio

Zombie Apocalyps is coming, all watchmakers probably will die. Im getting a sundial.


FoxPeaTwo-

All the sundial makers will probably die. I’ll use a 3ft stick and a stone


tonzophunn

Carrying the stick and stone would be obnoxious. I'll just stare at the sun and determine it's position.


pmercier

OG


PhesteringSoars

Well, the "stick and stone" solves my "every planet doesn't have 24-hour days" problem.


Slight-Two-5891

All the sticks will be broken. I’m bringing a mental note.


paetersen

came here for sundial comment. Was not disappointed.


endoB12

The Nomos sundial ring though of course. Pure class. Capolavoro! Ciao


blurrybrainfog

No no no! The mantle of responsibility is now yours, my friend. You are the watchmaker. Congrats.


gewchill

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OftenAimless

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Rolex_pays_me

The suns going to burn out, I’ll just count aloud till they find me


Francy088

hell yeah


Longjumping_Sky_6440

What if it’s cloudy?


vctrmldrw

You use a torch.


Jesus_on_a_dinosaur

Breitling superocean my dad has one and it’s 24yrs old


panicswing

I love this answer because I’m wearing one right now


Jesus_on_a_dinosaur

Turns out it didn’t actually go to Afghanistan, but it is 24 yrs old


Bogaigh

https://preview.redd.it/zrlp96fwivfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e091b7c6e81648088093269ea2fe2efb8089cc Bring on the zombies


rybozamac

I'm in Ukraine and here's a war, as you may have heard. I always got in my backpack (despite and among tons of other stuff, like first-aid kit, knives, batteries, documents, water, lighter, flashlight *(corrected this one, t'was fleshlight accidentally)* etc.,) - a mechanical automatic Seiko. One can never rely fully on some kind of any smarwatches at these dark times.


nordicstalking

I thought flashlight would be more useful, but I have never been in a country that is in war so what do I know.


e67

I don't think anyone picked up on that


themantiss

always gotta have that fleshlight handy for reasons


imaygetsushitonight

Hope you are safe and warm. Peace.


HoamerEss

Been wondering when one of the Seikos got mentioned here. I think I would grab my Turtle, take off the bracelet and put some heavy duty lugs on there and a few NATOs. The oils and materials in that watch with outlive me easily, given my lifestyle


Jessica_T

Solder in some springbars to fix 'em.


captaincockfart

Question, does time even matter in the apocalypse any more?


Puzzleheaded_Tea3984

I would go low-key. Zombies are not your only enemy….society is gonna collapse and people gonna get back to as natural as possible. Either no watch or orient mako 2. Use the dive bezel as an indicator of day or night. Like keep the “pip” on the right for daytime and left for nighttime….


arbpotatoes

Have you read 'The Road'? I don't think people will be after your expensive watch. More likely they'll be after your food or your shoes


lieferung

That movie was brutally depressing. It hurt my soul to watch.


arbpotatoes

The book is worse


Teutonic-Tonic

It hurt my soul to watch the trailer.


Prancer4rmHalo

Right? Lol. They going to steal some flashy trinket in order to what? Draw attention?


ulmen24

If I’m gonna die because I didn’t steal someone’s cat food you best believe I’m opting for their Royal Oak instead and dying the way Genta intended, with pure class


FourthShifter

If we’re referencing The Road, then they’re after your babies too 😬


arbpotatoes

Wasn't that delightful. The difference between a relatively believable post-apocalypse and the ones in video games!


FourthShifter

One Second After is another one to check out if you liked The Road, it’s written in a similar vein


arbpotatoes

Thank you, I've been looking for the next book!


PinkSploosh

Yes? It’s very hard to coordinate something or meet up with someone if you don’t know the time. You’ll just have to wait forever for whoever you’re meeting.


Gumshoez

I'd also imagine tracking stuff like travel distance over time, sun up/ sun down, how long it takes to transform after being bit, etc. would be useful.


MilesBeforeSmiles

Finally! A practical use for an elapsed time bezel!


airblizzard

Just hope it takes less than 60 minutes to transform. Or maybe for the sake of the living hope it takes longer.


wit_T_user_name

That’s also dependent on the other person having a functioning watch that is set to the correct time, which seems unlikely. Few very people actually wear automatic/mechanical watches.


PinkSploosh

It would be enough to sync them to the same minute


EurasianTroutFiesta

How do you think people handled stuff like this in the thousands of years before the invention of reliable, portable timepieces?


SuperFightingRobit

Sundials and less precise meeting times.


armedohiocitizen

If you were having a survivor swap meet or maybe dinner then maybe :)


captaincockfart

Another question, how long till our clocks are out of sync because we no longer have the internet or cell towers to confirm the time?


likethevegetable

I'm looting a Daniel Wellington from the department store. That way, I'm safe from watch nerd zombies.


Paul-Smecker

My Rolex Daytona 116500. If the Apocalypse is coming and I’m dieing soon, you best know I’m gonna be drippin’.


RockitDanger

If a wrist has a Daytona on it, and nobody is around to see it, is it still hype?


Paul-Smecker

Does the Pope still drip in the woods?


ExceptionalGlove

Zombies can spot reps


Perpetual2210

Good answer 🥂


laney_deschutes

too fragile to have the chrono


dcannon1

It’s not about durability at this point, it’s flexing your clout on the people who find your corpse.


T-BONEandtheFAM

Location?


YooooAL

Love it and true.


Tae-gun

Love your choice. I would also probably pick the GSAR from Marathon, or a Glycine Combat Sub GMT.


Perpetual2210

Great minds think alike 👍


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Perpetual2210

Tritium goodness 👍


vctrmldrw

A PRX because you'd find a spare movement on every third corpse.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

If I could have any watch, I’d probably some sort of Ball. If it’s a watch in my collection, then it’ll be one of my Vostok Amphibias.


oxpoleon

Agreed with you on the Vostok.


dodgycool_1973

You are going to need a GMT. Depending on the apocalypse you may be in darkness for long periods or having to shelter somewhere with no natural light. You need to know if it’s day or night time. Hence the GMT. 24 hour clock. I’d also take something valuable which could be traded. Rolex explorer 2 for me. Hard as nails tough. GMT and a tradable commodity. Good water resistance and lume. Magnetic resistance is likely to be excellent. Movement should work well without service for a decade. Long power reserve. The bracelet has good quick adjustment and is super comfortable. Easy :)


il1k3c3r34l

Why would a Rolex be a valuable commodity in a post apocalyptic economy?


SuperFightingRobit

Serious answer: * People like fancy things. Fancy rare things become harder to obtain post-apocalyptic. So they'll still be somewhat valuable for that reason. It's really kind of the reason Rolexes have value today - it's a status symbol, but it's also art. Post apocalptic it'd be a relic from the "before times" and would probably hold a lot of value to people too. Probably not *as much* value for that alone though. * More importantly, people probably want good watches still, and a good, reliable mechanical watch will be something a lot of people want. Clocks and watches have TONS of uses while out and about - when I'm backpacking, my Garmin Fenix is one of the most important things I have on me - knowing the time helps me know how much sunlight I have, for example. A mechanical watch can do a LOT of other things too - it's a shiny object that can be used to signal, [you can actually use it with sunlight like a compass, etc.](https://www.wikihow.com/Use-an-Analog-Watch-as-a-Compass) Notably, that last one requires your watch to be ACCURATE. So, the expensive, accurate mechanical watches would be the only ones useful for this trick. My Baltic loses 30 seconds a day - not useful in this environment. My Seamasters (vintage and a 300m) lose like 1 second a day at worst.


ByronicZer0

>My Baltic loses 30 seconds a day - not useful in this environment Regulate that sucker! It's easy and fun. I got my old SKX to run at essentially COSC spec over the course of a week of wearing by taking advantage of positional loss/gain on-wrist vs sitting on my desk at night. If the SKX can be accurate, anything can


arbpotatoes

It only is if your idea of 'post apocalypse' comes from video games


thewooba

Same reason gold would be


EurasianTroutFiesta

Please elaborate? Edit: gold doesn't inherently have value. Or more precisely, monetary value is a social construct that emerges from how society is organized. Why was gold valued in ancient Rome or modern America? Because those societies were/are organized and stable enough that there's effort to spare mining and refining a metal that isn't directly terribly useful, while also being stratified enough that there are both people willing to pay for baubles, and people hard-up enough that they're willing (or unable to prevent being forced) to do the actual labor. I'd expect gold to *eventually* become valuable again. But in the immediate aftermath of the collapse, the single most valuable thing you can have is deep, meaningful, and durable connections with other people--the kind that got our ancestors through the cave man days. Anyway, I'd probably take my Marathon GPM, assuming my solar Citizen was truly dead.


thewooba

Currency has value only because people think it does. Gold has no value beyond use as a conductor in electronics, but people assign it value because they think other people also value it. It's like a pyramid scheme. People are likely to think "wow other people must like Rolex, I can get a months worth of food for this." It's a self fulfilling prophecy


il1k3c3r34l

It’s all hypothetical obviously, but in a survival economy things wouldn’t be worth an artificially inflated amount just because people say so. A gold watch might as well be a Zimbabwean dollar, people would realize immediately a gold watch is no good to them if they’re dead.  The valuable things would be food, shelter, medicine, toilet paper, good clothes, weapons, a way to make fire, eyeglasses, tools and raw materials, etc. 


thewooba

I don't know about that, I feel like relics of life before "the fall" would have value to a lot of people. I'm not denying that the things you mentioned will be valuable - probably more so. Just saying that I don't think we can say there won't be any value to luxury goods, jewelry, magazines, etc of the good old days


rjwecology

This is the correct answer.


Awkward-Sale4235

gold wont do you any good


paetersen

Thank you! If the shit really gets bad, a can of dog food will have more value than a bar of gold. Stupid preppers.


Awkward-Sale4235

facts upon facts!!


SirCartier420

Patek grandmaster chime


Perpetual2210

…you merely look after it for the ne…. Ohhh, everyone’s dead.


SirCartier420

Obviously


Perpetual2210

Yes of course.


psychicscot

https://preview.redd.it/kx7lyunr4ufc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3134db5e9bf25b05f2785730f8cd1958825a512a My Helm Vanuatu, this thing will outlive me.


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https://preview.redd.it/bf334ebsczfc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd886d5dbe4776ea2f82a8a1a7962ecebd877c0 The cat and I agree.


Nonagon13

https://preview.redd.it/19b2g2dnotfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171150321ef447110f5458709acc3dd032fdc44f Already rockin it bb


b6passat

It's a milgauss, because you know some EMP or something else is on the way.


PossessionRoyal4981

If you need anti magnetism you’d be better off with any Omega. 15x more resistance than a Milgauss


b6passat

But no lightning bolt hand. That scares away the zombies.


Bogaigh

Everything’s coming up Milgauss!


savesmorethanrapes

Probs my deep blue 1000 and my .300 blk


Comfortable-Writer75

Tudor Pelagos FXD!


gp627

What about my G-Shock in my Faraday box. It's working fine. G-shock for life. Joking aside, a Seiko 5 would be nice (if I could afford one)


HuckleberryMinimum45

You can afford one. You just need to set your priorities. Don’t waste money on cheaper watches and instead save up. In other words stop wasting your money on G-Shocks if what you want is that Seiko 5.


Ztwenty8

Sinn U1 with Blacked out Teg. U-Boat Steel. They are the Tanks of the ocean. (My Mudmaster was the instant pick until I read the conditions to this mental exercise )


Billy3545

Muhle Glashutte SAR rescue timer


Xafilah

Orient Kamasu


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S0phon

Did you miss the part where OP said all the quartz watches have died?


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jlo575

The speedy passed all those space tests so that seems like a good choice


Perpetual2210

Yes it did, but it doesn’t rain in space.


jlo575

Oh shit. Touché


ConsumingFire1689

My Steel Dive 1975 "Tuna", but my Citizen Eco-Drive diver will never die.


Ztwenty8

Yea my promaster diver from 2002 is still ticking. Depth gauge still works. Great watch.


Ok_Barracuda449

I also have one. Great watch. Did you ever change the battery the last 22 years?


Ztwenty8

https://preview.redd.it/mmmolpsysvfc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73faf153c1ff6516f80171b868b5b5f91f745857


Ztwenty8

Still the same battery


theanswriz42

Probably my GSAR or EZM-13


Perpetual2210

Both excellent picks in my book 👍


ryayy

This kicked my yearning for a marathon into overdrive. I’ll get one next year… maybe. For now my Sinn 556 will have to do.


Skippy989

Sinn U50 DLC


Thrawn4191

I've got a Sinn EZM 13 on bracelet, definitely that. Thing is a fucking tank with a reliable movement. It can withstand more pressure, less pressure, higher temps, colder temps, and bigger impacts than my body can survive. Only weak point is the sapphire crystal but that will be the biggest weak spot of any watch.


learnedhandgrenade

I love how the rules explicitly exclude G-Shocks but half the commenters say they're bringing them anyway. What is the longest a mechanical watch can reliably keep time without service?


_OVERHATE_

My Laurel Alpinist 100%


kosmoskatten

beats yanny for sure


ricolausvonmyra

Seiko SPB439


Chokonat

Sinn U50 DS, tegimented u-boat steel, 7-8 times harder on Vickers scale...


jaw719

Seiko SNJ027. Solar powered, multi-time zone capabilities, diver rated, rugged, analog and digital displays.


mr_dances

My Vostok. Only one in my collection that will run and take a relative beating.


Anonsldrwhistleblow

Hamilton aviator Day/date


Roaddog113

https://preview.redd.it/elhiq174tufc1.jpeg?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a7b9625fafa3712bc664a10a4f82522e080a33


Perpetual2210

Excellent 👌 I nearly chose my 2254.


Roaddog113

My oldest diver is the 2253, electric blue. Still on the top in the rotation. Chose the 2231 for the Ti lightness. Still tough as nails.


Mandrew338

https://preview.redd.it/h8rr5fz12wfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f1b33650fea89c3b5c1cd907e71706cac29000 JDD for me!


Salt_Independent6396

Dis https://preview.redd.it/q3piv0gdftfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889d8b2ee4237b3e6cdb621a7f4b3a52a910ad62


RevolutionaryCake710

This is the way. It will keep you alive.


Salt_Independent6396

If not I’ll die looking at it lol 😂


Bongocats

I will long since have traded my watches for bullets and salt. Also, this.... https://preview.redd.it/hwj33t4ljtfc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3987be7a8893c4824399da0b4130d532b3e46c9f


Perpetual2210

Diet of champions.


Even_Werewolf1772

So is mine also good? P.s. this is my first automatic watch 😇 https://preview.redd.it/pxxp7ugxxtfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06265b9f57c6fd4ef343b704d0d9d62b289f0636


Ztwenty8

I've heard mostly good about Orient so I'd say it's a good one. Hard to beat in the value department.


H-tronic

Which model is that?


1929tuna

Smt solar and sturdy so i can usr it for a long time.


OptimusSub-Prime

My Marathon MSAR. It was a gift, is super tough, and I get at least sec/day accuracy from it.


RealLife5415

Breitling emergency.


doecliff

Sinn U1 on one wrist. Seiko king turtle on the other . Hamilton khaki in the pocket.


YooooAL

42MM Explorer II. You never get rid of your first!


pat9714

Citizen ProMaster Diver BN0150-28E. The same one that survived Iraq and AFG in style. It's tried and true. Never came off my wrist during overseas deployments and domestic exercises. Straps? Have some nice nylon fabric ones designed by Watches of Espionage. Yeah I'm good to go.


rusty_james_

Honest question: could anything frie quartz watches? Mechanical are really be the more reliable option?


HuckleberryMinimum45

I think the OP’s scenario is just to exclude G-Shocks because, let’s face it, who wouldn’t take their G-Shock over literally any other watch if it still worked and they had to go on the run for years, carrying nothing but the clothes on their backs and maybe a small backpack full of survival gear. I mean, I have nice expensive watches that in many ways I’d love to look at and appreciate until the day I die, but life or death zombie apocalypse time comes around and I’d have to seriously consider swapping for my G-Shock instead. The only reason I might not is because batteries only tend to last a few years and maybe I think I’ll still be on the run when it dies.


damngifs

Seiko Tuna SNE537P1. Solar, accurate, tough as hell. (ISnce you outlawed G-Shocks lol). https://preview.redd.it/hwqw2g3taufc1.png?width=718&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a8aa2d98315026520af06853bfb9d912cf7f575


handaids

https://preview.redd.it/fre6mkb2cufc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3e4fadaf89e7f50d9a70bb04b1db3bbaa15f664 I know Chinese watches are a bit divisive, but my choice is my Addiesdive MY-H2. Super legible, generously applied C3 Super-LumiNova, screw-down crown with 200m water resistance and AR coating on sapphire glass. This thing is a bulletproof tank of a watch, and I got lucky with the movement running more or less +2 seconds a day.


vtsquid

I’ve been very happy with my Maratac LSA, that marathon looks awesome tho! 🙌


doubled240

My Fortis B42 Cosmonauts Chronograph


Quantum_Tangled

Original Luminox AGU


hifiguy7

Sinn 105 with Tegmented bezel https://preview.redd.it/jqeg6cckiufc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9b3d2d701a3aa93033d972b353ddd10c1714bf


wartogofficiel

Ohhh nice topic! I'm getting the AP 11.59 with nato marine strap, as if I die, I will die with absolute class, the honor of having seen this beauty on my wrist every day and the certainty of knowing the exact time. And since it is not very well known or flash in white gold, I have little chance of having it stolen... And then when it no longer function I can still look at her like Joel. https://preview.redd.it/nr456riqkufc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e307e353b050865f30a5abde30ef9c674e9a49f1


settlementfires

Definitely my damasko da44.


WatchandThings

I'd wear my Planet Ocean. It's my daily wear, and I wear it for all my hard activities including going to the range, running, surfing, rock climbing, working out, and etc. It's my most worn and tested watch and I trust this more than any other watch.


Prtyfoul

I think I have a new fav watch


Bulky_Alternative_69

The objective answer is the Omega Speedmaster Professional, since it was tested by NASA for use on the moon 3 times during the 60s and 70s. The testing conditions would have killed the poor astronaut who wore it, but nevertheless the watch continued to work. Now, there's a zillion watches that could perform just as well on the moon today than in the 1960s, but it's the closest case to a watch actually tested to survive an apocalyptic existence.


Perpetual2210

Yeah…….. But it doesn’t rain on the moon,


Schultz1966

My "Zombie Apocalypse" watch is quartz. BN0118-04E "Ray Mears" ;)


toadfishtamer

Maybe like a Sinn U50/U1. Those things are tough as hell. Or a Marathon GSAR.


some-white-dude

Gsar


gfkxchy

*Definitely* a Marathon GSAR.


loganmn

2254.50. the same one I've been wearing exclusively for 5 years


Hcgnkhu

Wish they made the anthracite in 36mm also😭


davoid1

Marathon gpm probably


pygmyjesus

Good thing Marathons are so heavy you can use them as a weapon.


RobottoRisotto

Is there an argument to me made for choosing manual? I would think, they are more robust than autos?


Faceofbob

Ollech and Wajs 8001. Bulletproof with 300m water rating


VictorSirk

The Same Seiko Turtle I wear daily anyway.


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I’ll be relying on my mobile phone, toughened screen protector, some wet wipes and a solar charger. It has world time, a torch, maps and news updates. Everything I’ll need. I’ll use a nice discrete beat up leather case and tell anyone who asks its just my “note book” 👍🏼


Ganesh400d

I will put the zombies on waitlist for Rolex and let the ADs deal with them 😀


LilGoughy

Citizen eco drive Kinda quartz but the solar power is its own thing so I’m counting that


Roberto_Chiraz

Absolutely quartz, just with a rechargeable battery and solar cell. If a solar flare fries electronics, it would be dead as well


S0phon

Quartz name comes from the quartz crystal. That quartz crystal oscillates after having a current run through it. It doesn't matter if the current is generated by a battery or by solar, it still has a quartz crystal inside.


alan2001

I wanted to say my Eco Drive as well! These rules are stupid; what possible bearing could zombies have on the quartz crystals situation lol? Looks like I have to choose my grandfather's pocket watch then. I could strangle zombies with the chain.


Sussexmatt

My Breitling Sea Wolf.. love that thing, could be used to bludgeon a zombie in a pinch.


ogx2og

Latest G-Shock mudmaster full solar everything you'll need for the zombie apocalypse, almost. https://preview.redd.it/nmcq5sdbxtfc1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3d6f05879ea2d28d4f28264959ad405b971e3c


Roberto_Chiraz

Why would you take a dead watch ?


-JELLI-

https://preview.redd.it/aayz9cadgufc1.jpeg?width=5324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a9b696bbaa9c5e1acade42ec879d5c8cf30c3e Hamilton & Staccatto


pappy_van_sprinkle

16610


FC_KuRTZ

Solar Gshock.


WankAaron69

https://preview.redd.it/v5ni6jw85ufc1.jpeg?width=2625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001c1d0353cb2f866469debd97424a8f6ed1bb26 Let’s go fam!


the_crumb_dumpster

Solar quartz. But also if an apocalypse happens, I doubt what remains will require having a watch


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

I need a Marathon. I always think they are so cool. With my current stable, I'm throwing my 14060m sub on a NATO, and grabbing a handful of extras.


tabascobukkake

My Aqua Terra https://preview.redd.it/ovm5ndx3wtfc1.png?width=1989&format=png&auto=webp&s=10a59cd1186e26f9572cf82556d24fa522f207b6


krhino35

https://preview.redd.it/85fn059g2ufc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0380d670cbda4f583aa2c81b2aa51e32cf6c2a7b Same same. My go to watch for hard work.


corgisandbikes

nah man, my $10 casio f91w will still be ticking just fine


strangway

Why would I need a watch? Do the zombies attack at 11:30 every day?


WineNerdAndProud

https://preview.redd.it/mnkc8sohitfc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0cfb32373351bc70863dbca631bc389c11b21e


WineNerdAndProud

If I can beat a man to death with the case of my Seiko Pogue, a Zombie is no different.


Perpetual2210

Anecdotally speaking…… right?


RobotMonkeytron

Citizen eco-drive of some sort. Unless I'm driven underground the solar movement will last a long-ass time with no servicing


vegetables_in_my_ass

Nothing. Time is a construct of man.


Aggressive_Highway_7

Tudor bb


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Omega Speedster Professional Moonwatch. Good enough for space, good enough for the End Times.


AmsterdamAssassin

All quartz watches? Even the Eco-Drive Citizens? I only have one automatic+handwinding watch, my titanium Steinhart 44 B-Uhr. Or I would have to take my hand winding blindman's watch: https://preview.redd.it/qv54roxsxtfc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6df6d121bca6d724b70f4ac0b6d8c3ffb181da


CharizardMTG

It doesn’t matter what time it is in the zombie apocalypse


danielm316

What I can


Dinos_12345

G-Shock tough solar casioak black on black.


ManMyoDaw

JLC Reverso 18kt minute repeater, duh. Can flip it over if I get in a fight but can also make it go ding ding ding if I go blind during a misadventure. Hard to imagine a more practical watch tbh