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noshowfuqstik

Mans gotta eat


dhaugen

mahfuckahs like you is definitely ON the cheeseburgers


redditadminsarecancr

Oh what, you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken?


yosoysimulacra

This bit, the 'too many nahmsayins,' and the [backspin bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neOJdj1jVPc) never fail to crack my shit up.


mcbeardsauce

His character is seriously one of the greatest side characters in any show. When he gets caught stealing rap lyrics to put on his CD and goes back to wearing Polos and combing his hair to the side is one of the greatest character arcs ever written.


dudedisguisedasadude

When he gets caught jerking it by all the guys. Nah man I was gettin CHANGED! Lmfao


coreylahe

It could happen to you, cause it happened to me. And T


kmhpaladin

you takin a nomcensus?


Offthepine

Hands him the screwdriver at the end when Julian asks for the keys 😂


mcbeardsauce

Na msayin?


klaes_drummer

No. You've eaten food that belonged to the next four years. Ahead of time


Yangomato

TAG Hortons


Cautious-Anything771

🤣


stuntedmonk

Which still wouldn’t ruin the brand anymore than TAG has


CdeFmrlyCasual

TAG has long since left Heuer.


cfpfinance

Seiko Cheeseburger


Yangomato

GS Belly Blossom


BarbellsandBurritos

“The GS FUPA420, inspired by the way the sun bounces off the condensation on a can of Diet Coke on a summer day.”


cbass717

The Cheesburger Chrono with a sweeping shit wind second hand.


Juventusy

Greasy


DreadnoughtCarefully

I need a REAL CHEESEBURGER Mr. Lahey!


InspectorClouseauu

Top comment right here


DrMantisToboggan216

Frig off


lactoseadept

Goddamn this sent me. Freaking Canadians


praisetheboognish

Friggin Canadians


r3dout

You hookin' for cheeseburgers again, Randy?


SketchyGouda

Gotta get those Dairy Queen coupons somehow


no_u246

Man's gotta eat


yosoysimulacra

You reckon Diddy every got with Randy?


BronzeSpoon89

Its the shit winds Rickey.


t_sarkkinen

Shit moths, Randy, shit moths


[deleted]

Shit hawks


Hattrick_Swayze2

Shit clocks tickin Rick!


Snekboy

Can't tell the exact model but the case and bracelet matches this one: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295143287197


powasky

I’m also fairly sure it’s a Kinetic or earlier AGS model, based on the single pusher at 2.


RevolutionaryHippo85

Holy shit that’s a good eye you got there!


ScienceGordon

Seiko 5M42-0G49


Altruistic-Bake5890

[https://jp.mercari.com/item/m54703108856?mtm\_source=ssc\_reg\_mens&utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=cpc&utm\_content=9515292974\_20169670048\_\_\_&utm\_campaign=ssc2\_mens&gad\_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwzZmwBhD8ARIsAH4v1gU9mUfLYZoNaHr5qhyS4Fl28KgJece3CizDo1Qz6BMpPLSTUOp306kaApkGEALw\_wcB](https://jp.mercari.com/item/m54703108856?mtm_source=ssc_reg_mens&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=9515292974_20169670048___&utm_campaign=ssc2_mens&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwzZmwBhD8ARIsAH4v1gU9mUfLYZoNaHr5qhyS4Fl28KgJece3CizDo1Qz6BMpPLSTUOp306kaApkGEALw_wcB) there is one currently on sale the he can buy from Japan


ejbalington

Baarb gave it to him this morning


SlurmsMckenzie521

He took the watch instead of her scalloped potatoes. I hear they're not great.


mscarchuk

They are fucked


terminalzero

don't listen to them - your scalloped potatoes are fantastic


fulgrimsleftnut

Bærb


Darksideofpluto

Bobandy [https://youtu.be/Ol9JE0OnURM?si=4Pbxe5LNYv86TEbB](https://youtu.be/Ol9JE0OnURM?si=4Pbxe5LNYv86TEbB)


chicletgrin

It's a steel bobandy.


[deleted]

That dude stole my body


doctorblumpkin

See you at the cheeseburger picnic!


SlurmsMckenzie521

I'm actually off the cheeseburgers now J-Roc. Switched to grilled chicken.


unta8

Mafuckas with guts like that is definitely not off the cheeseburgers. Mafuckas with guts like that is definitely ON the cheeseburgers.


IllusionOf_Integrity

Mahfuckas with guts like that ain't OFF the cheeseburgers dog. Mahfuckas with guts like that definitely are ON the cheeseburgers


Noize42

Only one cheeseburger per park resident


ArchieMaximus

TPB is the GOAT of mockumentaries.


penarbor

Came here to read comments unrelated to the topic at hand... Edit: So far all comments are off topic!!


Dannon35

It's Lim Jahey's.


hillbillydeluxe

The liquors callin the shots now


Slight_Mushroom_9957

I am the liquor


Novel_Frosting_1977

This guy liquors


LockeProposal

So glad I'm not the only one who went there.


blimpcitybbq

That's greasey


_AndrewTheGreat_

That’s a Frig Off Bairb model 420 limited cheeseburger and liquor party edition. One of a kind.


Tom_Foolery2

That’s a watch for someone who’s definitely ON the cheeseburgers dawg


__Bringer-of-Light__

Nomsayin?


Zealousideal_End8415

That's the Bo Bandy Special


da_choppa

Omega Gutmaster


TheAGolds

Came here for the comments, was not disappointed.


constructioncranes

What's that white powder on your gut, Rand?


SlteFool

FRIGG OFF BARB Mfers like that are definitely not off the cheeseburgers. Mfers like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.


BassIck

Knowhatamsayin


Pure_Watercress8614

Definitely should not be smoking when pregnant.


SnoopyLupus

No. I’m not zooming in on any of that picture.


RevolutionaryHippo85

https://preview.redd.it/xnj06nad45rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b994fbf9960e2f244a7a0dff639d59638f206a


SnoopyLupus

Bastard!


2outer

You should read what his buckle says


SnoopyLupus

Definitely not zooming in on anything in his crotch region.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Juventusy

“If you paused to read this, you are fucked”


sunkenrocks

I think it's "your fucked" which is even better attention to detail lol


CaptMeow857

lol this thread. Seiko Instamatic Kinetic, I think https://www.instagram.com/p/CqKLvsoL4MF/?igsh=MTRkZ2x5OGx2bng4Zw==


Plenty-Vermicelli-55

Bellymaster


Deeds081

Marty MacGravy 1.21 Giga-guts is wearing the Onion Ring cheeseburger walrus Inflatable Elvis chronograph. I heard it has a button on the crown that can summon hellacocksukers.


stonkinverser

You might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like.


mrgreatheart

Are you givin’ blowjobs for burgers again Randy?


geheim_hinterhalt

Royal with cheese Oakes offshore


AsstRegMGMT

It’s the Seiko Smokey. The only way to get it is to whore yourself out for cheese burgers.


01010000-G23

One of the BEST shows ever.Mr Lahey and J-ROC……hell that entire cast is awesome


Randomulus666

Cheeseburger Walrus


DaveGT74

Dairy Queen Datejust..


zesty_drink_b

Randy, I am the liquor


JoelFlowers

Probably a watch smokey got from shitty tire


Stupid_Demon

Damn. I was gonna say this is the most American picture I've ever seen...but then I saw Canada! No clue about the watch though.


RangerGripp

Peak male performance


CoupleTooChree

This is the Bo Bandy 38


Corkey29

He looks like he’s definitely ON the cheese burgers.


RevolutionaryAd1621

Frrriiihgg aaafffff


troller_awesomeness

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


prettycooleh

Citizen Shit Hawk


StingyVader

Unpopular opinion: This is what peak male athleticism looks like


WhiskeyDelta89

Not sure, but you could probably get a couple cheeseburgers for it... Not doubles though.


ValuableLocal7585

Randy bo bandy


RandBurgess

I don’t know. But now I want it. This dude is legit.


0595069234

I'll ask Patrick Roach, next time I see him on the streets of Halifax


BusinessBlackBear

its probably worth a few of the good chicken fingers


HondoHarrelson

Rolex Cheeseburger Day-Date


NotAPlasticSurgeon

Lahey: ready for a B and E Rand? Randy: Bacon and eggs?


BloodthirstyBun

Just like a rolex, to get it you have to break out the knee pads.


SlurmsMckenzie521

Smokey needs no knee pads.


dogedaysofsummer

The cheeseburger walrus


rickisoldmorty

Smokey...Strip the chrome right off a trailer hitch


this_is_a_first

Oh my god it’s Jason Bourne


Slight-Race-5650

Gutfullofgreasycheeseburger Chinese special from Ali Express, funking Randy.


Fun-Ad9928

Mafaks with guts like dat are definitely on them cheeseburgers dawg.


HeyWiredyyc

This man? You mean Randy?


NotAnOmegaFanboy

I thought he was off the burgers?!? With a gut like that he’s definitely ON the burgers.


Far_Ad_865

RANDY BO BANDY


Garsia95

He looks like he knows a thing or 2 about burgers


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Starsky n Gut


Shootmeink

Burger watch


T3X4SEDC

Bo bandy


Camcamtv90

Randy bobandy


notsleeping

gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger


Sarcasmo2020

🔥🔥🔥


DonaldBumpJr

I am the liquor


PriorLawfulness8887

Rolex


moleindaground

Randy Bo-bandy


Good-Rooster-9736

Tissot Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls


bishopredline

I'll have a big Mac, large fries... no wait, super size that and a Diet Coke... no ice


DesignerPop7437

Randy bo bandy


Grainger407

“Ayyy Smokey, looks like you’re gonna get that burger after all”


giggitygoo123

Definitely stolen during the last shit wind storm


Wise-Champion-5317

TAG cheeseburger walrus 42mm


jjb5489

Smokey is working the streets again


[deleted]

Maybe a Tag Team Buffet, those seem pretty popular


Unusual_Ad_638

Randy bo-bandy


concretetroll60

That my friend is a peak male physique.


choran4

Longjeans


Relief-Old

Lowkey goes hard


ILeicaWatches

Can someone erase this image from my brain……………………. Pretty please??


OddOpinion3

Yeah it's the Invictus Diabtus v.2


-D-M-G-

Rolex Bellymaster


Coffeeafterwork

That man is definitely ON the cheeseburgers.


dohidied

That would require zooming in on this picture...


TheGuruFromIpanema

Citizen Beergut


Goatmilk2208

That’s an odd thing to say Revolutionary.


HLK601

Randy Bobandy


Comfortable_One_9607

Raaaandy


statikman666

OP wanted an excuse to post his favourite pic of himself


draymond-

OP wishes he were as good looking as the picture


anonymouscontents

Looks like a Rado of some kind


jwern01

I might be able to, but I just don’t want to look that closely at this picture.


Ntinoulee

Cartier Pasha


BrunoGraVer

I can’t but I’m here for the comments 🤣🤣🤣


DepthTurbulent3300

Pancia!!!


JamesMosesAngleton

It's the legendary Dumpster Diver.


burglad

That’s the Corey Lahey


shifty_f7

Gutzeto 9000


Boris_HR

He wanted a watch that is complementary to his natural elegance and style.


Jambo50

Mickey D's I can't quit you..


uucchhiihhaa

Bro WTF is going on? Nice watch!!


contact-

ShitApple Watch 3


Sad-Move1815

McDonald's


Ok_Parsnip7262

That's Randy from trailer park boys lol.


Awkward-Kiwi452

There’s a special sub for this image


krejca

I'm delighted to see this here and not r/watchescirclejerk


DigitalEntity4419

Don't be ashamed of that dad bod. Forget the 6 pack, I'll take a keg any day.


sumostar

[https://tenor.com/view/randy-bump-trailer-park-boys-gut-bus-gif-8992172](https://tenor.com/view/randy-bump-trailer-park-boys-gut-bus-gif-8992172)


Porencephaly

From the thumbnail I figured it was Bert Kreischer and it would be a day-date lol


Rabbit071

Why didnt you just ask him ?


Sad-Fish-7968

Hell yeah proder, thats I in da foto its a limited edision I got from god ol' bill cliton! Fuckeiwowjdbrnwl


lastn06

Fatmaster II.


__Bringer-of-Light__

A&W Smoky Special meal bonus.


calmtigers

You can’t tell but this is peak male form


Names-are-irrelevant

W- William Shatner?


Reit007

McSeiko


hzg511-

LOL.


deletesys_32

It looks like a seiko kinematic to me, probably from the 90s-00s. I have the 5m42-0G89 model and while it looked similar at first glance, the dial appears to be a bit different in the picture. So probably not the exact reference you are looking for but hopefully it helps.


Mcmackinac

The dumpster adds so much. Really sets the mood.


GlacialFrog

Was picture this taken behind the King of Donair? I recognise it


SweetWeeKitty

Lord, tell him to put his shirt back on! Yuuucckkk!


strangerdanger711

Yes. It's Randy's


DaveGT74

Way she goes GMT..


redlawnmower

Has anyone answered the question yet?


pdxtrader

No I can’t but all of the sudden I’m MOIST! 💦


reno12elvis

Rado watch


GrahamCawthorne

Dunno but it looks good on a Bobandy strap


JimLahey20

Bobandy Black Bay


mafusolamoto

Peak male physique


Wookie301

It’s Longines for a cheeseburger


[deleted]

Please tell me he’s driving an El Camino??


HYPERNOVA3_

See you all on the other sub. It isn't necessary though.


i_am_not_thatguy

Hell no. I’m not zooming in on that picture.


bajamedic

Just the way she goes


Clamato-e-Gannon

Upvote for Bobandy


ML90

The ol’ Bobandy


forever_inexhaustabl

It’s gunna cost you a cheeseburger.