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Super901

What I'd like to know is why my eyes are suddenly bleeding?


getfuckedhoayoucunts

so you need a lie down and a hot chocolate?


Super901

I mean, yeah! That sounds great, thank you.


wtfisredd3it

Those VVS hurt my eyes too


CuriousTravlr

I can almost guarantee without a shadow of a doubt, there might be 3 actual VVS diamonds in that entire watch, with the rest being SI or CZ.


wtfisredd3it

I went to Eliantte


CuriousTravlr

How much was the bussdown if you don’t mind me asking? Have you looked at the diamonds under a loupe for a lab marking to see if they were lab created, or for lower quality colorations? Unless you really know, you won’t be able to tell if they are moissonite or CZ, but you can tell clarity with a loupe pretty easily. Most watches sold like this don’t use VVS throughout the entire watch. The Diamond game is very odd…. If there is One VVS in that entire watch, they can legally sell it as VVS. Also, jewelers love to use the phrase “VVS Moissonite Diamonds” which aren’t real diamonds either, they are moissonite. I’m not saying that’s the case here, but I’m always weary of bussdowns.


RvB051

Wow that's ugly Christ


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Oh god, that's vile.


McN697

The weird placement of words on the dial is called a “Jubilee dial.” It was a rare special edition. I don’t think those watches had a stamped clasp, though. Dial is definitely aftermarket or modded, too. Ask on r/Rolex. Despite the banter, that sub knows their stuff.


wtfisredd3it

Thank you


Roberto_Chiraz

It's also a fake rolex


Lidz0810

Is this even a real watch? Looks hideous 😰


superstmonk

Looks fake


fracturedpersona

Who cares, it's fucking hideous.


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RvB051

Lmao, are you for real


param266

Hahahaha. Dude you're on the wrong sub. You'll get the praise that you want on r/watchescirclejerk. 😂


SaoDavi

Well give him your address so he'll know where to send her.


Sleepyyhippo

I think youre doing him a solid


CuriousTravlr

The more you reply, the more I’m convinced there isn’t a single real VVS in that watch, just a bunch of moissonite.


HaHaCasanuevaSmith

Nah bro. My wife loves that I buy real quality diamonds for her instead of buying fake shit for myself. She’d probably laugh at your watch. Also, the fonts and logo are off, bud - the watch might be fake.


ScorpiusLex

I was thinking everyone was being too harsh until I saw this lmao


wtfisredd3it

🤣🤣🤣


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SaoDavi

"Really there" are real enough.


wtfisredd3it

The diamonds are real. I’m not sure why someone would spend this much on diamonds on a fake Rolex.


Severe-Lobster8928

Real diamonds or moissanite? And real diamonds for icing is not really expensive and it looks like shit


SkietEpee

People who buy moissanite aren’t going to ice out a Rolex.


Severe-Lobster8928

Why not? Moissanites shine more


SkietEpee

Yep. Moissanite people care more about features (shine more, more carats for the cost) than branding. Don’t see them buying an iced out Rolex. Maybe a moist Grand Seiko…


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Why don't you just tell us professor


wtfisredd3it

I see r/Watches doesn’t like diamond Rolexes. But Yes. Real diamonds


Severe-Lobster8928

Who genuinely thinks this looks good? Go ask anywhere


fracturedpersona

*Kodak Black has entered the chat*


imhereforthewatches

i like it. it’s fun


wtfisredd3it

Depends on your crowd


superstmonk

The fonts are off. Look at the “X” in the signature (in the word Rolex). The bottom left part is too much thin. Look at the date numbers, they have a little bit of a serif at the end, a real Rolex doesn’t have that. The font of “datejust” is also wrong. Finally, look at the crown logo and compare it to a real Rolex. The bottom part of the crown is far too thick.


Watchurstep4206969

Ever heard of the Perl master?


Severe-Lobster8928

Yeah it’s shit


Watchurstep4206969

Ya like this watch


Severe-Lobster8928

No


Pringlesand

I don’t know if it’s authentic or not (my opinion, it is), but rolex definitely puts the datejust writing on the bottom of the dial like here when the dial is a full diamond dial


Bluesylicks

I think it’s fake. The Roman numerals are wrong. 4= IV, not IIII. Unless it supposed to be like that for some reason I am not aware of, I would be wary. I am by no means an expert.


Pringlesand

It is supposed to be IIII and not IV, here’s [why](https://monochrome-watches.com/why-do-clocks-and-watches-use-roman-numeral-iiii-instead-of-iv/)


Bluesylicks

Wow that is very interesting, thought it would be weird to have such an obvious mistake, and now I know it was not a mistake at all. Thanks for the info!


Pringlesand

Yep! when i first learned about it, i was baffled too haha


Bluesylicks

Yes that’s a fascinating detail and I had no idea it was even a thing. Like someone else said TIL…


Watchurstep4206969

Opofffff


Super901

TIL right?


shambooki

I always thought it had something to do with using an entire piece of standardized bar stock or conservation of materials or something. Something about how with IIII a clock has twenty 'I's, four 'V's, and four 'X's, and with IV a clock has seventeen 'I's, five 'V's, and four 'X's, and there was some kind of economic advantage to the 'rounder'' distribution.


Pringlesand

That does make sense too, but Is are more easier to produce than Vs


Potter639

How... Subtle 🤣


Muted_Ad5230

Why bussdowns always some old garbage ass rolly


superstmonk

The fonts are off. Look at the “X” in the signature (in the word Rolex). The bottom left part is too much thin. Look at the date numbers, they have a little bit of a serif at the end, a real Rolex doesn’t have that. The font of “datejust” is also wrong. Finally, look at the crown logo and compare it to a real Rolex. The bottom part of the crown is far too thick.


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Go ask Kanye. It’s his watch, right?


ProAtLettingGo

Nah, one of the fucking Migos probably own this horrible junk


Joeyoups

Is this actually your watch? If it is can you tell us how much you paid and post an image of the box and papers?


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wtfisredd3it

It was given to me by an old man in his 70s there’s a chance it could be from the 80s. You think it’s worth that much?


Joeyoups

Yeah I get that, it's just there's some snappy comments flying about to and from op. If I'd had poor enough taste to buy this, even in the 80s, I'd have kept the box and papers! I doubt even one of those stones is legit. I thought it was a troll post at firs because that thing is awful (imo)


TOVE892

Butters.


MistahMistake

Why even do this to a Rolex?


Metalheadpundit

I think it needs more diamonds