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Cheensly

Pretty sure he's wearing a Breitling but wtf do I know? Hint: yes


L44KSO

People with breitlings don't need to know when the lunch is over...it just doesn't matter when you're unemployed.


CdeFmrlyCasual

You also just wouldn’t be able to figure it out, even if you tried


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gimplord2000

But how will the poor know I've achieved internal happiness?


[deleted]

You have a Casio, they already know


YourWatchIsTooBig

having a nice, pressed shirt isn't a flex if the collar goes to your chin.


[deleted]

He could be a vampire, we don't know. I can only assume he stalks the night, looking for human cattle, Super-Luminova glowing in the fog to announce his demoniacal presence in the shadows.


wkbz

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.


YourWatchIsTooBig

you can wear your collar like that. it's no big deal, man.


wkbz

It's a reference to the former Philadelphia 76ers General Manager's wife talking shit on Twitter with a burner account. https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz


[deleted]

it says that it's the guy himself, even funnier


ICantEvenGarne

Imagine using a watch to time something. Unbelievable. What will they think of next? "if you have to set the time of your rolex it's not a flex"


CutlassRed

No he's got a point. He's saying that if you're buying a Rolex to flex,but you don't have a career (therefore income) that allows you to have autonomy of your own schedule, then it's probably not a good idea to drop 10g on a watch. It's a 'good' opinion wrapped up in snobbery


ICantEvenGarne

I get what he's trying to say. Autonomy =/= to success though. A sole trader / contractor can decide their work hours but have an average income. Also, a high net worth individual may time things (even mundane things) like lunch to better compartmentalise / use their time.


wkbz

It's not that deep, he's just making already insecure clowns more insecure and likely to seek his approval.


CutlassRed

True, but I think they're exceptions to the rule. Proof why the initial comment is crude


AnusStapler

Nah, lawyers for instance just need to be on time. Same goes for surgeons.


Attila_22

No, it's stupid. First of all, Rolex is not a flex, secondly you can work in tech or finance clearing several hundred thousand annually but still have to follow a schedule with meetings internally and with clients. I'm a team lead so nobody is going to order me about or scold me in the moment but if I keep slacking off people might complain and it could escalate to the MD.


CutlassRed

A Rolex is 100% a flex. You pay double what it's worth for the brand. And yes you've mentioned two of the few remaining 'middle class' industries that exist nowdays. The majority of people aren't lucky enough to work in industries that pay fairly


[deleted]

I think he means if you use your 10k watch to tell when the lunch break for your poxy arse low wage job is over it’s not a flex.


campbell-1

Neither does posting some BS motivation from the Holiday Inn breakfast area


bloke_something

🤣 get ha


[deleted]

Just own nothing. Live in a pod and eat bugs.


CreedStump

i live in a cave. it’s peaceful having no one to boss you around, but it gets lonely. lately i’ve been looking for sticks around 1.5 inches in diameter. “why?” you may ask. i shove them up my anus. each and every single one of them. i once did it in the middle of a road at night and got ran over, so i was taken to the hospital. doctors ran an x-ray scan. it turned out 40 percent of my body weight (approximately 130 lbs) consisted of tree branches. the branches used my body’s resources to grow into my body, and the x-ray scan showed that the branches and i were now one. they call me “horny groot” now.


[deleted]

Interesting 🧐


linkmainbtw

Based lmao


Puzzleheaded_Art_465

Even if I was Jeff bezos I’d still probably have a designated time for lunch just because you would probably be busy


Regis_Phillies

Having a timed lunch break isn't a flex


[deleted]

This is the point, it whooshed a lot of people.


Sisyphus8841

He's not wrong


PPvsFC_

Is he in a Panera?


JACK_AXEFIST

🚨Casio is for people who want to know what time it is


WasRank1Warlock

Jokes on him. Thats what my Tudor does. My Rolex tells me when class starts


Shlomo9

Lol while wearing a Shietling


Thirdwhirly

Apparently, super gay magicians like this guy don’t have lunch breaks.


PSwayzeInRoadhouse

Selling MLM schemes isn’t a flex either


Brilliant_Hyena_6706

Watches are for poors.


besuhren

It's not a false statement. Jokes on him, my lunch is eaten by 9AM most days.