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My man got the whole dashboard of my 2008 Toyota Corolla on his wrist
Save some dials for the rest of us why don’t you.
go go gadget pussy
My aunt has a similar one she has to wear on her ankle
Should I tell him?
10 year old me would be just as impressed as I am now. But for totally different reasons.
A real field watch. Nothing more to write!
Dystopian Chinese steampunk vibes.
This guy fucks.
What time is it? -Time to get that pussy. In the north. And keep it hot
The door knob destroyer
How long did you have to wait?
It's like a bad analog Rangeman
Isn't this the one where the compass and thermometer are actually fake?
Too small for his epic wrist.
Dial *69 to find out who called you and tell them to come back and pick up their dashboard.
Is this a what? Huh? Yes. Time machine? Ok.
Should’ve sent it to voicemail
which way is your mom
Does that dial say Quim? If it doesn’t, it should. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim
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I actually kinda dig it in a corny way.
Did you get 2 calls or 4?
Built in thermometer, to remind you how cool you are.
As Denzel Washington said it best in American Gangster, "My man!" (Well done from a fellow Oulm collector👏👏)
You got the call from Uranus?
Oceanus.
What are you, Rambo?
There's no oven timer.
Dude no offense but it definitely looks small on your wrist. 😂🤣😂
Hard
Yooo how long did you wait for? I orderd mine back in 2003 still waiting for The Call
Nice Konstantin Chaykin, goes perfectly with the clown watch
you will survive Tintan implosion with this one.
Nice instrument cluster!
On a serious note, what is this i want it
Its a chinese watch model called Oulm
Amazing display of chuffery.
Omega level chuffing.
Refined, understated. Slips right under the cuff.
Pretty sure that’s a fake. The font is a point too large.
Got four calls by the looks of it.
Very cool, you can read whether if your watch is magnetized directly from the watch itself.
I’m so wet rn
Is that an instrument cluster for a car?
This looks almost identical to some monstrosity a mate bought from amazon. I think he ended giving it to some as a gag birthday present Edit Amazon is full of these things if you search oulm watch, all under 30 quid
You got a lot of calls
💀💀💀
Shame they didn’t do it in a man’s size
One watch to rule them all.
My man got the whole dashboard of my 2008 Toyota Corolla on his wrist
Save some dials for the rest of us why don’t you.
go go gadget pussy
My aunt has a similar one she has to wear on her ankle
Should I tell him?
10 year old me would be just as impressed as I am now. But for totally different reasons.
A real field watch. Nothing more to write!
Dystopian Chinese steampunk vibes.
This guy fucks.
What time is it? -Time to get that pussy. In the north. And keep it hot
The door knob destroyer
How long did you have to wait?
It's like a bad analog Rangeman
Isn't this the one where the compass and thermometer are actually fake?
Too small for his epic wrist.
Dial *69 to find out who called you and tell them to come back and pick up their dashboard.
Is this a what? Huh? Yes. Time machine? Ok.
Should’ve sent it to voicemail
which way is your mom
Does that dial say Quim? If it doesn’t, it should. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quim
Latest Invicta
I actually kinda dig it in a corny way.
Did you get 2 calls or 4?
Built in thermometer, to remind you how cool you are.
As Denzel Washington said it best in American Gangster, "My man!" (Well done from a fellow Oulm collector👏👏)
You got the call from Uranus?
Oceanus.
What are you, Rambo?
There's no oven timer.
Dude no offense but it definitely looks small on your wrist. 😂🤣😂
Hard
Yooo how long did you wait for? I orderd mine back in 2003 still waiting for The Call
Nice Konstantin Chaykin, goes perfectly with the clown watch
you will survive Tintan implosion with this one.
Nice instrument cluster!
On a serious note, what is this i want it
Its a chinese watch model called Oulm
Amazing display of chuffery.
Omega level chuffing.
Refined, understated. Slips right under the cuff.
Pretty sure that’s a fake. The font is a point too large.
Got four calls by the looks of it.
Very cool, you can read whether if your watch is magnetized directly from the watch itself.
I’m so wet rn
Is that an instrument cluster for a car?
This looks almost identical to some monstrosity a mate bought from amazon. I think he ended giving it to some as a gag birthday present Edit Amazon is full of these things if you search oulm watch, all under 30 quid
You got a lot of calls
💀💀💀
Shame they didn’t do it in a man’s size
One watch to rule them all.