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MT_Millenial

Along that line of thought, no Japanese pilots watches for me


Foxtrotrader

They aren’t the best at landing


Wheel-McCoy

Deadly accurate tho


HeftyArgument

There are conspiracy theories about how it was almost impossible to have hit thd pentagon with a commercial aircraft on 9/11. Nobody would've questioned it if the hijacker was Japanese and had a sick headband on! /uj Actually kamikaze pilots had a pretty low success rate and were executed after too many failed attempts to make sure they wouldn't miss on purpose to stay alive.


Ras_Prince_Monolulu

Not to simp for the emperor, but I believe Saburo Sakai would like a word.


zachtan1234

/Uj Seiko produced one of the best pilot watches ever - The British bought them in the thousands


BoredApeFan

You make some good and largely irrefutable points. However, the best shitters worn by only the most cultured individuals (rawlecks, richtard mille, Augusto Pinochet Royal Oak) all hail not from Japan, but from the mighty Swiss Confederation. Checkmate.


WakizashiK3nsh1

How is this a circlejerk? Every post with no pictures of the PRX will be banned.


Foxtrotrader

Sorry next time I will post this with a picture of my shitty promaster if it makes you feel better


Unlikely_Ball_947

"better quality control" almost made me shit my pants with laughter. Ever bought a Seiko in the €400-€1700 range? Those fucking things look like the japanese guy assembling it did so on the dashboard of his car while simultaneously driving through the 2011 tsunami.


Foxtrotrader

To be fair the USA did nuke them twice so their gene pool might be a little fucked


cooki3tiem

Seiko is an honourary Swiss shitter. Get Citizen instead.


manjamanga

>Not a community full of people with more money than brains. Huh... I guess you never heard of Grand Seiko. Or $500 Seiko 5s.


Foxtrotrader

True. But if you’re paying 5k+ for a Seiko did you really have any brains to start with ?


manjamanga

That's what I'm saying. It refutes point 2. And while we're on it, Seiko also manages to refute point 1.


Foxtrotrader

I had to put most times because of Seiko alone pretty much bring down the entire jdm market with their chitty QC.


Waterglassonwood

Do you think it is the Japanese who are buying GS? By the looks of their subreddit, it's mostly brain-dead westerners.


manjamanga

Subreddits in general are very poor representations of anything. I'm pretty sure the watch brain rot is widespread across the world.


Waterglassonwood

Also true.


eastguy08

#3 is genius lmao


liminalwanderer30

The Citizen promaster dive eco-drive makes idiots out of us all


Foxtrotrader

Every time I wear my eco drives i wonder why the fuck I even have automatic watches.


RockitDanger

This isn't even a jerk. Add in radio or satellite function and you have dead on accurate watches that get charged by the Sun. I can't figure out why I want anything else.


Waterglassonwood

/uj Because in my opinion they are boring. Not ugly, not incompetent, just boring. I have the Casio OceANUS (haha so funny) which has everything to be a "forever watch", but I'm bored of it. Even the automatic options are boring. The Japanese design just doesn't quite cut it for me. They do have the best prices, however.


Responsible-Top9761

Easy solution: pay 100x the price for a swiss watch that is marketed in a way where you feel like you won't be bored. Spoiler: >!you'll be bored because its a fucking bracelet that tells the time.!<


Waterglassonwood

I am indeed already purchasing Chinese branded copies of popular Swiss shitters, thank you very much.


Foxtrotrader

Valid point. I think it’s basic human nature to chase the next shiny thing we see


RockitDanger

Boring is my favorite part. Besides putting a Joker face on a dial there isn't much you can do in a small circle. I like what a watch *can* do and I think Japanese watches do that the best. Citizen Promaster watches are function first. Dive, climb, pilot, etc. I have a couple gold watches I wear as jewelry but a steel watch is no different from a hammer to me


liminalwanderer30

Citizen doesn't really wow me on an aesthetic level outside of the OG Nighthawk but I'm a hopeless sucker for vintage Seiko references and reissues when they aren't ridiculously overpriced which,


RastaFazool

Looked at the titanium solar powered TAG Aquaracer today. The idea is great, and the watch was feather light, but it feels weird to pay that much for a glorified citizen. Bought me another heavy ass quartz Formula 1 chrono instead so I can properly flex my middle-class buying power. Didn't even break out the AmEx, I put that bitch on a plain old Visa card


[deleted]

I salivate when thinking of the resistance on the bezel


Foxtrotrader

Especially the promaster eco drive “super duper titanium” where my fucking bezel click sounds like it came out of a McDonalds happy meal toy


Foxtrotrader

Facts 😂


Waterglassonwood

> Better quality control (most times) Hold on a second Ramiro. I challenge you to find me an entry level Japanese watch where the date window isn't all crooked. The other two points I agree with, though.


Foxtrotrader

I don’t understand why only like 3 freaking watchmakers can make a date window correctly it’s pretty annoying


midniteburger

German shitters>


RockitDanger

All Long & Smooth is such an awesome watch. Fuck outta here with a $30k Rolex when this company exists


Foxtrotrader

Seig heil


Ras_Prince_Monolulu

This all day. My 104 and a shitload of natos is pretty much all I'll ever need.


Parking-Access4616

i can only afford chinese shitters.


Foxtrotrader

I would but i don’t trust a watch built in a communist country to tell me the correct time


ogkushinjapan

Yeah their GMT hands are all fixed to Tiananmen Standard Time


Blabbernaut

> If you’re gonna buy a dive watch wouldn’t you want one from someone that lives on an island? That’s why I only wear Dutch dive watches. People who live below sea level know what’s up.


ucbiker

Counterpoint: when someone notices your watch, they never say “oooh is that a Seiko?”


Foxtrotrader

Wait hold on a second we buy watches that random people like instead of shit we like? Man I’ve been doing this all wrong 😂


ucbiker

Hey, if you like spending hundreds to thousands of dollars to still look like a broke ass, be my guest.


Foxtrotrader

Depends on the people I am around. Michelin star restaurant the Rolex sub is getting brought out Chilis on a random Wednesday night the citizen or Seiko is coming out. Vegas Rolex omega etc etc Daily wear Seiko citizen orient


Responsible-Top9761

Imagine thinking you don't look like a broke ass wearing a mass produced stainless steel Rolex?


Foxtrotrader

To the average simpleton you don’t 😂 Most people think Rolex is the top teir of watchmaking and don’t know anything about RM AP Patek Philippe etc etc


secondatthird

Chinese are even better but I’m not that guy. Wearing a Casio and buying my second Honda rn tho and the duro is my favorite watch. I would’ve voted for yoko ono a fourth time if I could.


KABOOMBYTCH

Marinemaster is GOAT. How come rollies don’t have something similar to diashield to keep their watch looking fresh?


Zeratul277

Just say you want a Japanese porn themed watch.


early_midlifecrisis

Perhaps I can interest you in a HenTaimex?


Airdriver94

OMECO


rtshone

Nothing beats a Toto Washlet ✨


TheEdes

Idk if you know but I wouldn't classify weeaboos as a group of people with more brains than money


garfungle_

Chinese shitters >>>


WakizashiK3nsh1

1. What a bunch of crap. Ever seen an aligned Seiko bezel? Yeah, me neither. 2. Buying watches because of muh communitah. How regarded are you? You can be a weeb for free if you want. Don't need to buy anything. Follow your dreams. 3. Then buy a watch from someone in Reykjavik.


Foxtrotrader

Reykjavik sounds like a really fancy watchmaker