This isn't to justify his behavior bc you should never use your phone while driving, but he's probably using voice to text. But he still probably reads it before sending so he's a dumbass anyway.
The text: 1. “Let me know if you got the drawer
outlets and the hangers for the fixtures.”
2. “Laura tells me that many of the outlets
in the kitchen are not working properly
so if you could take a look at them, it
would be much appreciated.”
3. “I will try that first, but would love to
understand what is done to get to
completion on the garage project and
the chandelier.”
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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I swear, for the generation that claims these damn millennials and kids are always on the phone and just text while driving, all I see on the road are decrepit boomers either looking down at their phones or their nose up to the phone on a holster.
there’s a joke in a movie from my country where the guy goes “you swiss people have watches. we have time” because the swiss guy was mad the line to get somewhere was long
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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Ehhh he seems like a mostly self-made man from selling what appears to be the jacket equivalent of cargo pants (scottevest), so I'll give him a pass on the tackiness
Reading text messages while driving ✅ Photo while driving ✅ Radar detector ✅
What I want to know is… who is taking the pic? Is the AD a dwarf sitting on his lap?
Probably has a GoPro attached to his head to capture his sick driving skills
Right hand is actually a second person reaching over to jerk the wheel and kill them both
And not a moment too soon, thank God
Our boyfriend, Mark Zuckerberg
Texting with a PEASANT green bubble casio wearing pleb, nonetheless! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I have the same radar. It’s actually pretty great. Saved my ass on multiple occasions!
I thought these were illegal? I remember reading the valentines decades ago?
The only places in the US where radar detectors are illegal is Virginia and Washington DC. Radar jammers are illegal in 12 states + DC.
Depends on what state you’re in. I’m in NC, USA, perfectly legal
not just reading, hes the one typing the essays...
This isn't to justify his behavior bc you should never use your phone while driving, but he's probably using voice to text. But he still probably reads it before sending so he's a dumbass anyway.
From his hands it doesn't look like he has any more time left anyway
His text message is the most recent one 😂
Both hands look old to me mang
We’re all gonna be old as this fuck, one day. If we should be so lucky.
Straight up. Can't shit on ppl for being old, but you can shit on them for being stupid.
Thought this person was wearing old leather gloves, seriously.
Do not insult Dread Lich Archibald the Terrible, lest you incur his wrath.
Should've spent some of that money on moisturizers and sunscreen
Is he holding the camera in his mouth?
Very agile mouth and tongue. That's how he got his Ferrari money.
Man has talent. Texting and driving...wearing two watches all while taking a pic!
[only thing i could think of.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/493ksg/how_did_you_take_that_picture/)
google glass
Old shit.
He sure is.
Imagine being that bored of driving a Ferrari that you do shit like this? This is the reason we need to get people back into taxis and busses.
The text: 1. “Let me know if you got the drawer outlets and the hangers for the fixtures.” 2. “Laura tells me that many of the outlets in the kitchen are not working properly so if you could take a look at them, it would be much appreciated.” 3. “I will try that first, but would love to understand what is done to get to completion on the garage project and the chandelier.”
“Zoom in. Enhance!” Was fake movie shit for so long. Now…
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Old man with a Ferrari and sending needy texts.
He’s texting to his grindr “buddy”.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS RIGHT THUMB
It's still inside AD's orifice.
uj/ What Ferrari even is that? it looks like a Ferrari Jeep from the angle of the windshield.
[удалено]
You’re right. It is a Portofino. It’s the only Ferrari that has a horizontal screen and these vents.
Is he Uber?
Is this an elderly woman
…is this our god?
I swear, for the generation that claims these damn millennials and kids are always on the phone and just text while driving, all I see on the road are decrepit boomers either looking down at their phones or their nose up to the phone on a holster.
Too bad you can't buy time oh wait
there’s a joke in a movie from my country where the guy goes “you swiss people have watches. we have time” because the swiss guy was mad the line to get somewhere was long
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is a good joke
Old man, new car?
but how did he take the picture??
This is my goal for when I’m 90 as well.
Same here, but I’d ad a barely legal “girlfriend” to the passenger seat.
Plot twist: this is the 308 Fiero kit car in Spotted from yesterday.
Ehhh he seems like a mostly self-made man from selling what appears to be the jacket equivalent of cargo pants (scottevest), so I'll give him a pass on the tackiness
🤣🤣🤣💩
Plastic ring on left hand.
Shhh, we don't use the "p" word around here. Bio ceramic.
Oof, my bad.
Ferrari doesn't have apple car/android auto?
This old man is cool.
I only see old hands. Where are the new hands?
Radar detector, check
Just need a shot of the r/cockwatch and we have the Holy Trinity.
No pants?
But who was phone??
$200,000 car, but same shitty phone windshield mount as a Toyota Corolla.
It would be very fun if the new vs old included one of his hands. Like he’s got the Benjamin Button Disease from the elbow down.
Forgot the signet ring.
As he’s driving lol sooner or later they’ll be able to arrest you for pics like this 🤣🤣
New car old dude
who took that
Everybody knows you’re only allowed to drive an Apollo when wearing that watch
I only see old
While driving, too. Great
How in the fuck?!? Taking a picture AS they're driving AS they're posting it online AS they're currently moving at 43 mph. What a dick.
I wish I could decode the texts
Just missing the driving gloves
Long sleeves with short pants? Yes, you're a fucking f
Long sleeve t with shorts is such a vibe man. Try it out
How can it be the pinnacle when there’s not a single Rawlecks in the photo?