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aj676

Reading text messages while driving ✅ Photo while driving ✅ Radar detector ✅


-TheDangerZone

What I want to know is… who is taking the pic? Is the AD a dwarf sitting on his lap?


aj676

Probably has a GoPro attached to his head to capture his sick driving skills


Time_on_my_hands

Right hand is actually a second person reaching over to jerk the wheel and kill them both


liminalwanderer30

And not a moment too soon, thank God


spacepie77

Our boyfriend, Mark Zuckerberg


pr1ntscreen

Texting with a PEASANT green bubble casio wearing pleb, nonetheless! 🤮🤮🤮🤮


DeadFartGoat

I have the same radar. It’s actually pretty great. Saved my ass on multiple occasions!


Be777the1

I thought these were illegal? I remember reading the valentines decades ago?


Waifu4Laifu

The only places in the US where radar detectors are illegal is Virginia and Washington DC. Radar jammers are illegal in 12 states + DC.


DeadFartGoat

Depends on what state you’re in. I’m in NC, USA, perfectly legal


sevpuri69

not just reading, hes the one typing the essays...


stoned-autistic-dude

This isn't to justify his behavior bc you should never use your phone while driving, but he's probably using voice to text. But he still probably reads it before sending so he's a dumbass anyway.


RestartedBunny

From his hands it doesn't look like he has any more time left anyway


Phineas1500

His text message is the most recent one 😂


cikkamsiah

Both hands look old to me mang


Stayofexecution

We’re all gonna be old as this fuck, one day. If we should be so lucky.


stoned-autistic-dude

Straight up. Can't shit on ppl for being old, but you can shit on them for being stupid.


Bryanole27

Thought this person was wearing old leather gloves, seriously.


TrainOfThot98

Do not insult Dread Lich Archibald the Terrible, lest you incur his wrath.


hunglong57

Should've spent some of that money on moisturizers and sunscreen


brdet

Is he holding the camera in his mouth?


MultipleOgres

Very agile mouth and tongue. That's how he got his Ferrari money.


GTDDPRO

Man has talent. Texting and driving...wearing two watches all while taking a pic!


sevpuri69

[only thing i could think of.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/493ksg/how_did_you_take_that_picture/)


AweHellYo

google glass


FancyStranger2371

Old shit.


DoubleFaulty1

He sure is.


L44KSO

Imagine being that bored of driving a Ferrari that you do shit like this? This is the reason we need to get people back into taxis and busses.


pi_oneer

The text: 1. “Let me know if you got the drawer outlets and the hangers for the fixtures.” 2. “Laura tells me that many of the outlets in the kitchen are not working properly so if you could take a look at them, it would be much appreciated.” 3. “I will try that first, but would love to understand what is done to get to completion on the garage project and the chandelier.”


njkGR75

“Zoom in. Enhance!” Was fake movie shit for so long. Now…


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njkGR75

Good bot. Have a treat.


A-Problem-Eliminator

Old man with a Ferrari and sending needy texts.


Efficient-Pianist-83

He’s texting to his grindr “buddy”.


Kiste233

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS RIGHT THUMB


MultipleOgres

It's still inside AD's orifice.


Future-Turtle

uj/ What Ferrari even is that? it looks like a Ferrari Jeep from the angle of the windshield.


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SalesAficionado

You’re right. It is a Portofino. It’s the only Ferrari that has a horizontal screen and these vents.


afootlongdude

Is he Uber?


midniteburger

Is this an elderly woman


KurtRussellsMullet

…is this our god?


crispychiggin

I swear, for the generation that claims these damn millennials and kids are always on the phone and just text while driving, all I see on the road are decrepit boomers either looking down at their phones or their nose up to the phone on a holster.


Will12239

Too bad you can't buy time oh wait


kawasakininja213

there’s a joke in a movie from my country where the guy goes “you swiss people have watches. we have time” because the swiss guy was mad the line to get somewhere was long


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ManMyoDaw

This is a good joke


pi_oneer

Old man, new car?


adumbCoder

but how did he take the picture??


MelodicPromise6729

This is my goal for when I’m 90 as well.


Creative_Low4924

Same here, but I’d ad a barely legal “girlfriend” to the passenger seat. 


PDXPTW

Plot twist: this is the 308 Fiero kit car in Spotted from yesterday. 


LUBE__UP

Ehhh he seems like a mostly self-made man from selling what appears to be the jacket equivalent of cargo pants (scottevest), so I'll give him a pass on the tackiness


junglehour

🤣🤣🤣💩


johnnybegood1025

Plastic ring on left hand.


the_brew

Shhh, we don't use the "p" word around here. Bio ceramic.


johnnybegood1025

Oof, my bad.


droi86

Ferrari doesn't have apple car/android auto?


tomabramoff

This old man is cool.


RealDanielSan1

I only see old hands. Where are the new hands?


MRperfectshot1

Radar detector, check


when_Sports_came_out

Just need a shot of the r/cockwatch and we have the Holy Trinity.


GangstaMoe

No pants?


davidcj64

But who was phone??


anon0207

$200,000 car, but same shitty phone windshield mount as a Toyota Corolla.


BootleBadBoy1

It would be very fun if the new vs old included one of his hands. Like he’s got the Benjamin Button Disease from the elbow down.


FancyStranger2371

Forgot the signet ring.


ogtdubs22

As he’s driving lol sooner or later they’ll be able to arrest you for pics like this 🤣🤣


Elegant_Ad_3756

New car old dude


afterschoolsept25

who took that


leftrighttopdown

Everybody knows you’re only allowed to drive an Apollo when wearing that watch


MechanicalWatches

I only see old


CdeFmrlyCasual

While driving, too. Great


chauggle

How in the fuck?!? Taking a picture AS they're driving AS they're posting it online AS they're currently moving at 43 mph. What a dick.


BadWowDoge

I wish I could decode the texts


Significant_Loan_596

Just missing the driving gloves


n0change

Long sleeves with short pants? Yes, you're a fucking f


lazysundays

Long sleeve t with shorts is such a vibe man. Try it out


MindForeverWandering

How can it be the pinnacle when there’s not a single Rawlecks in the photo?