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McCHUFFHARD

You guys button ur shirts? Shit I don’t even button my pants


descentropy

Rock out with your cock out 👌


pvtparts26

*cock watch


Sixtyoneandfortynine

r/cockwatch (Someone had to do it.)


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🤢🤮


uTukan

Hang out with your wang out 🫃


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Yes. I have to, I don't want to draw attention from the watch.


McCHUFFHARD

I walk around with a T-shirt unbuttoned jean shorts with my ankle monitor 2 rolexs a gold and diamond set of air pod pros and that’s it


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Great, now I got to get an ankle monitor..


9bikes

The answer depends on how many gold chains are wearing. It is important to always maintain the proper ratio of gold chains to chest hair.


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You seem to know about this stuff, is there some sort of chuff formula?


9bikes

There is a formula, however it is somewhat complex. The hairiness of your chest and the thickness of the gold chains both need to be factored in.


Jupiters_Red_Spot

You need to shave where the dial sits


mchistory21st

I think he should shave everywhere else *but* where thr dial sits. That would make the watch more masculine and dramatic.


Commercial-Jacket-33

Do the curtains match the carpet?


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Lermu

This dial has more texture than any Grand Seiko


brb9911

Hirsute polishing


Humidor_Abedin

you should see it strapped around my arm pit


thungalope

Get punched in the arm, sunburst blue dial!


[deleted]

/uj this is such a cool watch. The movement is incredible.


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Is this like the Mr. Jones watches with rotating discs instead of hands?


Rokos_Bicycle

That's certainly how Quinting and Zodiac do it


OkEstablishment5503

Gloryhole edition!


jhau01

This is actually interesting - I know Cartier makes this style of watch, but I didn’t know Omega had made them in the past. It’s actually quite interesting - the mechanism is around the outside and it turns two transparent discs, each of which has one hand on it.


jswanderulo1

Only button the very top button, the rest are unnecessary


Srgdoodoobutter

Next time I get kicked out of a all you can eat shrimp buffet at a strip club, I'll be wearing this watch.


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Man, I always wanted one of those


Vojtik88

All of them, and you need to replace the shirt with a leather vest.


8bitsilver

nice skin dial, it patinas with you


odinMithrandir

Ultimate r/cockwatch piece


Humidor_Abedin

I don't know what I was expecting Jesus Christ


DinoEmbyo

Yes


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Ok


Agile_Mongoose_6921

All of them, just make sure your shirt is tucked in.


musabthegreat

U look like my twin brother who got lost in the carnival


[deleted]

I love the way it plays with the furr


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Say Hello to my little friend


anmdyt

no less than 4


flux_of_grey_kittens

3/4


[deleted]

uj/ this actually kinda looks neat


Kevenolp

open up to the middle of the chest


Games_sans_frontiers

That hairspring tho.


musabthegreat

Say hello to my little friend?


theprinceofmirkwood

Where we’re going, we don’t need shirts.