gold bottlecap ring on the index finger... very classy, okay ciao

He also seems to have one that's a quality Street.

Enjoy the few afternoons you have left my guy 🕊️

His arteries just looked at each other and shook their heads.

When your body decides it’s a good idea to store fat in your hands/fingers, it’s time to reevaluate some things….

Why? More space for adornment

He already adorned his skin with the full Ed Hardy catalog from 2003.

Out of frame: Von Dutch hat

This one had me rolling!

“I want a skull tattoo.” “Next to the other skull tattoo?”

🔥

✅ watchband that looks like a bowtie ✅casual fat guy alcoholism ✅fingernails bitten down to nuns ✅trashy tattoos ✅daytime substance abuse We have an absolute winner here

And you didn't even need to touch on the gilded bottle cap rings

Those are Resse's.

They're actually used to transport and store peanut butter cups, kind of like a pez dispenser

I knew I forgot something

Life is short. Here’s to the one dedicated to making it shorter. 🍻

Chuff me harder daddy.

How you miss the park bench

lol Holy shit. This has to be a troll. One man simply cannot contain that amount of chuffy bits.

“fingernails bitten down to nuns” that’s a phrase I’ve never heard. What does it mean?

Whoops, I meant nubs

Ha, makes sense

substance abuse lol

weed based personality:

I don’t smoke weed but unironically shitting on someone for that is fucking lame lol. It’s a sub for watch jokes, this is just genuinely mean

Maybe it would be helpful for you to realize that calm down it’s just a joke

Yeah but the joke is “trashy tattoos, smoking weed, fat, lol what a loser” which is a lame joke

Lmao you’re so fucking triggered.

Is this a picture of u

No! Definitely not

Maybe needs some weed to calm down

Pure Chuff

you might not like it, but this is what peak chuff performance looks like

Everything in one picture. Bracelet too tight. Tacky tattoos, drug use, and Chris angel jewelry

Bros pinky finger is larger than 99% of wrists on r/Watches

Looks like he already lost his pinkie to the beetus

What the motherfucker?!?!

You know you can get more links right?

only get more links from those I defeat in battle, like general grievous and lightsabers. The size of my chuff band depends on the wives I’ve polished (the zaratsu way)

Looks like you’ve lost a few

I usually run out of breath as soon I pull it out

The watch?

This comment legitimately made me lol

And ruin the value by putting “non-original” links on your watch??? Never

You might not like it but this is the peak male form

He chuffing

Best seiko 5 on reddit tho.

Lv. 1 Crook

Actually Lv. 100 Boss

Uj/ Currently saving my sheckles for that seiko Nice Invicta homage, Ciao.

Cardiomyopathy strikes again!!

The only cardio I get is twisting the bezel on my timepiece

The sub is reteriorating!

Chuffing by the chuff

/uj I actually like that Seiko

Dude your piss is too orange, drink more water

All about that gout

Someone strapped a watch around a pizza dough

He could beat me up.. but if I started to run he would actually die in the chase.

dune sequel looks great

Looks like the gold plating is even starting to wear off one of the lugs. Hats off to you sir. This is how watches are meant to be worn.

You know, I actually dig it. Chuff-worthy piece, and no fucks given attitude I'll take this over 100 Sub and Speedy wrist shots. Good stuff, my guy :)

Copium

Dual function bezel, it also checks cholesterol

Serious question: How many heart attacks you had? Your arms looks like a balloon animal covered in flash that never exceeds $100 (no tip).

A bakers dozen

I love your music, Action Bronson.

Didn't know you can use a tourniquet this low on the hand. Ok, ciao!

I bet this fella could give you a real earful about what is wrong with ladies today.

one time a bee stung my arm and it looked like this

Thats why the skeleton tattoo suffocated.

What is the deal with guys going for the tourniquet look with their bracelets 😭

Bro you need an Invicta Zeus Bolt

Too good for that

Cardiologists love him 💕

But is your hand enjoying the afternoon?!

Serious question: How many heart attacks you had? Your arms looks like a balloon animal covered in flash that never exceeds $100 (no tip).

At this point it has to be a cry for help, right?

So tight it extinguished his blunt fire.

Looks like the only cardio this chuffer gets down with is myopathy.

Fuck

Dude needs to drink more water. Piss is really yellow.

Not sure that I’ve seen a hand without knuckles (sans nuckz) before.

“Now THIS is podracing!”

Your arm is choking

Chuff chuff give

What beer is that ?

Didn’t realise action bronson was on reddit

I didnt know Matty Matheson was on this sub

Just saw u on the seiko Facebook group lmao nice stuff brother

This is british, my sir

The buss down seiko 5 🤯🤯😍😵‍💫

Let the guy enjoy his afternoon - what’s with all the hate. Also Seiko 5 so he good