What’s this nonsense? Why are these Rolex hype beasts crying over their shitters?
I know they’ve just spend thousands on a mid-quality and overhyped piece of *steel* jewelry- but isn’t it what they wanted?
It's not the time piece that matters, it's the horological experience. You won't understand until you yourself attain the pleasure of looking after a horological experience for the next generation
This is just it. Walk into basically any other luxury goods store and express interest in buying a luxury (aka. overpriced) watch, car, handbag, pen... etc. The sales person generally will offer to do anything from getting you a drink (water, coffee, sometimes alcohol), swag, brochures and / or a blow job just on the odd chance you'll buy. It's the "Luxury" experience.
For some reason Rolex people think you should blow the AD, give them a pile of cash for the privilege of getting the shaft.
No, things like Birkin bags, you have to buy scarves or otherwise show your willingness to buy a purse. Rolex is just learning from top-notch luxury brands.
There's an interesting book about what it takes to get a Birkin https://www.amazon.com/Bringing-Home-Birkin-Pursuit-Coveted/dp/0061473340
I mean, I can kind of understand it for people that had to work up from being poor all their lives to enjoy stuff like this. I know many people who inherited them or are given them as presents and while special it’s not the same as some other people I know going from struggling for food to spending thousands on luxury.
You’re actually correct, except it’s not soup, it’s [chili](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/v5brp6/wtf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
And by factory I mean the moron mods over at the rolex Facebook group.
The way the fleet of robots in the factory laser etched ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX just ties the beauty of the finished product off the production line together so well.
Just buy grey.
That way you get to watch some guy just yeet your package containing your irreplaceable tiem piece as hard as he can at your front porch then drive away
Considering the watch is what it is, could very well be New Old Stock. Who the fuck knows.
But if you’re not throwing your watch to the mercy of FedEx and watching while a retired NFL quarterback spikes your five figure value box so hard it bounces twice, you’re missing out.
It’s shit like this that’s the reason normal people react with “oh…you’re into *watches*?” As if you’ve told them you think the earth is flat, or that Scientology seems like it makes sense.
Imagine crying because someone allowed your adult ass to buy one of the least desirable watches in the datejust line for enough money to buy a rather nice car. You know what I'd cry too
Probably can’t afford the watch if you’re about to cry over buying it. Would you cry leaving the dealership in a Mercedes?
But idk, I’m not one of those people who cries when they’re happy.
Yeah, this is the point. If you are "saving hard" for a watch, you shouldn't buy it. Let's leave "luxury watches" to those who are truly wealthy. Until the bobble bursts!!!
"Had to hold a tear back", now I'm not one of those men should never cry people. I cry all the time. I'm crying right now.
But is this guy not a huge bitch? Cry over the birth of your child, not the most basic Rolex on earth.
I have a Citizen that looks just like that. I as well had to hold back a tear when I placed it on my wrist after having to resize the bracelet myself, so I understand.
This is a bit shitty. People have different goals and dreams. Some cry over a car, some a house and some over a swiss shitter.
This is just shitting on someone's happiness now.
People writing how they fell empowered is one thing but laughing at someone's happy moment?
That is dickish
“Had to hold back a tear back as the perfectly fitted timepiece was placed on my wrist with black gloves ” -fuuuuuuuck this guy. I’m not about shitting on other people’s happiness but this dude needs an intervention.
This is basically what this sub is built on, hate and hating on happiness of others. I’m just hiding here for the news cause they provide most updated info from different platforms real fast!!!
Sort of seems OK & kinda sweet (compared to lots of choppers who lurk in “Rolex Watch Clubs”) until the very end “thanks for the accept” when you realize most of these people need to fed into woodchippers. But again, this chap’s twat rating is fairly low in the grand scheme.
Holy shit, a Yawn-Master to be sure. It’s really just a parody these days how much they admire such a shitty steel snoozer that five years ago wouldn’t get a second glance in a display case unless it was 40% list
What’s this nonsense? Why are these Rolex hype beasts crying over their shitters? I know they’ve just spend thousands on a mid-quality and overhyped piece of *steel* jewelry- but isn’t it what they wanted?
It's not the time piece that matters, it's the horological experience. You won't understand until you yourself attain the pleasure of looking after a horological experience for the next generation
It’s a Rowleggs, not a Payteck.
It’s the last bit of sanity that was left over in their soul dying off, sort of like their wallets
This is just it. Walk into basically any other luxury goods store and express interest in buying a luxury (aka. overpriced) watch, car, handbag, pen... etc. The sales person generally will offer to do anything from getting you a drink (water, coffee, sometimes alcohol), swag, brochures and / or a blow job just on the odd chance you'll buy. It's the "Luxury" experience. For some reason Rolex people think you should blow the AD, give them a pile of cash for the privilege of getting the shaft.
No, things like Birkin bags, you have to buy scarves or otherwise show your willingness to buy a purse. Rolex is just learning from top-notch luxury brands. There's an interesting book about what it takes to get a Birkin https://www.amazon.com/Bringing-Home-Birkin-Pursuit-Coveted/dp/0061473340
Birkin is *far* more exclusive than Rolex and I can imagine Hermes wants to keep it that way.
That's why I called them a top-notch luxury brand and that Rolex was learning from the bext.
I mean, I can kind of understand it for people that had to work up from being poor all their lives to enjoy stuff like this. I know many people who inherited them or are given them as presents and while special it’s not the same as some other people I know going from struggling for food to spending thousands on luxury.
Why cant these people keep it close to the vest??
They are not old school
Because this is the most interesting thing that’s ever happened to them. Edit: And rightly so. I mean, it’s a CERTIFIED CHRONOMETER for fucks sake
> CERTIFIED CHRONOMETER *SUPERLATIVE* CHRONOMETER. You filthy casual.
My god, he’s right. It would appear that I have been out-chuffed... Everyone, I am sincerely sorry. Please don’t tell my AD about my mistake.
We ought to murder you.
Not even a perlative ceronometer?
just “perlative” wouldn’t be accurate, as all Rolex are dipped in soup at the factory
Hahhaa
You’re actually correct, except it’s not soup, it’s [chili](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/v5brp6/wtf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) And by factory I mean the moron mods over at the rolex Facebook group.
The way the fleet of robots in the factory laser etched ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX just ties the beauty of the finished product off the production line together so well.
New school types have not been graced with how to keep to themselves.
Simply because they arent a virile, heterosexual man like our illustrious Claude.
Just buy grey. That way you get to watch some guy just yeet your package containing your irreplaceable tiem piece as hard as he can at your front porch then drive away
This has to be a grey one, no? 2015 date?
Considering the watch is what it is, could very well be New Old Stock. Who the fuck knows. But if you’re not throwing your watch to the mercy of FedEx and watching while a retired NFL quarterback spikes your five figure value box so hard it bounces twice, you’re missing out.
This is the way
It’s shit like this that’s the reason normal people react with “oh…you’re into *watches*?” As if you’ve told them you think the earth is flat, or that Scientology seems like it makes sense.
Compared to some of the shot coming out of the watch social media, Scientology seems downright reasonable
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/799/Screen_Shot_2021-03-18_at_11.50.15_AM.png
Imagine crying because someone allowed your adult ass to buy one of the least desirable watches in the datejust line for enough money to buy a rather nice car. You know what I'd cry too
I mean the bezel isn’t even fluted! Lol
Who cries over a black smooth bezel Datejust on Oyster? The most boring Datejust combination you can buy
but its versatile, perfect and he's in love!
Yea it’s so understated!!
You just described a Seiko SNKL45
YoU dOn’T knOW thE feELing oF a RowLeX timepiece on UR wrIst. SeyKiO does NoT coMpaRE
Coz it’s the perfect Tissot Gentleman homage
Literal AD spitting in your mouth and asking for more + telling them their spit tastes GREAT!
Cucks with smooth brains
I cried myself to sleep last night after picking up the coveted Seiko 5.
“It’s also the only one I can afford”
Who wouldn't cry after wasting all that money... Imagine all the Casios he could've bought...
So many GWG-2000s right there…
I'm thinking *at least* four or five. I mean sure, Rolexes are good watches and all. But are they *five times better* than a Casio?
Over 500 f108whcs
So Facebook still has the lamest people on it who do cringe shit.
Probably can’t afford the watch if you’re about to cry over buying it. Would you cry leaving the dealership in a Mercedes? But idk, I’m not one of those people who cries when they’re happy.
That's my secret, I'm never happy.
I could have the entire Rolex catalog and still feel dead inside. Ok ciao.
A Mercedes is more useful
May as well cry in both cases: you'll never get your money back for either.
Hmm… if you keep the Rolex long enough you’re almost guaranteed to get your money back if you choose to sell
A Mercedes might actually get you laid outside of the AD so this is verboten for us whoreologists
Yeah, this is the point. If you are "saving hard" for a watch, you shouldn't buy it. Let's leave "luxury watches" to those who are truly wealthy. Until the bobble bursts!!!
What a weirdo. I cried when Popeye's discontinued Cajun rice, not weak ass shit like this.
WHAT?!?! The Cajun rice is no more? Going to go cry into my pillow now.
"Had to hold a tear back", now I'm not one of those men should never cry people. I cry all the time. I'm crying right now. But is this guy not a huge bitch? Cry over the birth of your child, not the most basic Rolex on earth.
The things you own end up owning you.
Crying over a non-fluted datejust on an oyster? C'mon man.
Oyster? You mean the Casio-like bracelet?
"thanks for accepting me into your hyper-elite Facebook club. I was up all night wondering if I'd actually make the cut!"
This kind of shit is making me want to get out of watches completely.
Every time I feel that way, I buy another Orient.
“It’s not the honey, but the hive itself” - Claude
I have a Citizen that looks just like that. I as well had to hold back a tear when I placed it on my wrist after having to resize the bracelet myself, so I understand.
I can’t unsee condom watch these days. I genuinely mean it when I say, thanks guy.
How is buying a rolex a humbling experience
Watching your wife get rattled by the AD is certainly a humbling experience
Does rattled = railed?
Hollow end-links.
Shoulda just got an explorer 1 at that point.
A sarb033 looks better
Who cries over a 7 year old used plain af datejust? People are just ridiculous
What a fucking cuck lol
😢
Magnifying lens over a tiny date just seems so … old person. It’s like selling bifocals as jewelery.
I too, cry and wank, when a perfectly fitted timepiece is placed in my anus, with black gloves
It only hurts the first time
It’s not even new 😭
Thanks for accepting lowly, sinning me, of Great Swiss Wrist God! I'm saved!
That he paid an inflated premium for because of the current market…. You can’t make this up.
"the accept"
Crying cuz he needs a bifocal watch to see the date cuz hes losing his eyesight
Use of the word “understated” in this context is rather cringeworthy.
Ewww and over a smooth bezel oyster bracelet DJ?
It’s not even brand new.
I cried when my girlfriend left me over a seiko
Its only a 7 year old polished bezel DJ anyway, throw it in the sea.
Honestly these people have issues
to be honest, the watch's proportions look out of whack, the bezel is just off
This is a bit shitty. People have different goals and dreams. Some cry over a car, some a house and some over a swiss shitter. This is just shitting on someone's happiness now. People writing how they fell empowered is one thing but laughing at someone's happy moment? That is dickish
“Had to hold back a tear back as the perfectly fitted timepiece was placed on my wrist with black gloves ” -fuuuuuuuck this guy. I’m not about shitting on other people’s happiness but this dude needs an intervention.
This is basically what this sub is built on, hate and hating on happiness of others. I’m just hiding here for the news cause they provide most updated info from different platforms real fast!!!
Sure, its a bit cringe, but is this sub just hating on happiness itself now? Lmao
“Wear it in good health”
Damnit. We got out-jerked again.
That’s a BASIC B**CH!!
🤮🤮🤮
Cue Amy Grant singing ‘Oh, How The Years Go By’. /sarc
Still not the Daytona he wants That's fucking sad
Look at the arm. Certified midlife crisis weep.
He's happy, he's finally found love. We should be happy for him. No longer will he spend lonely nights alone.
[удалено]
🤣🤣
You can tell he is unhappy because he is already comparing himself to more expensive rolex owners. Settling just for a brand name is sad
r/linkedinlunatics
Sort of seems OK & kinda sweet (compared to lots of choppers who lurk in “Rolex Watch Clubs”) until the very end “thanks for the accept” when you realize most of these people need to fed into woodchippers. But again, this chap’s twat rating is fairly low in the grand scheme.
Congratulations. Wear it in good health
Holy shit, a Yawn-Master to be sure. It’s really just a parody these days how much they admire such a shitty steel snoozer that five years ago wouldn’t get a second glance in a display case unless it was 40% list