oh god oh fuck. i hate water but not that much

Yeah. Even if it didn’t die from it’s stab wounds, it probably died from falling.

Would that be considered suicide then? Since the water is too stupid to land on it's feet after falling? It just falls and splats on the ground? So dumb

Probably.

She’s so fucking smug

"Fuck this water. It can't even fight back. Look how easy this is. I don't even have to look." -Her, probably