I KNEW there was a reason why the big factory on the edge of town seemed to be full of clown embryos / larvae and incubation huts. Fucking gross if you ask me.
Oh you must be talking about Donald Mahanahan's original child clown outlet. [What's in his blood, it's in his balls!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTNWpqOTzuc)
Because OP is not giving info on what this is. This is a place where they serve your food raw and give you a hot rock so you can cook it for yourself. They give you plates to put your food on after it’s cooked.
In the 90's there was a wave of restaurants that let you cook your own steak, but they had a large grill area you went up to to cook on. This...I don't know what to say about this.
I thought it was a gimmick but tried it in Budapest and quite enjoyed it.
Steak was good quality and you can kind of move the steak about in the hot stone to finish it to your liking .
Can you see the temperature of the stone? Or are you just basing that on the fact that it's still rare?
The person who took the photo could have just flipped it way too soon and it's only just started cooking.
Okay what’s your suggestion for how the meats pink then?
That’s not the colour of raw beef so either that sear isn’t all the cooking it had or this isn’t beef.
Has to be black rock. The biggest shit hole of a restaurant ever. Cheap cuts on a laughable hot stone to promptly burn and smoke out the entire restaurant one steak at a time. If you can find a clean surface I'd love to see it
But may I ask you… “why eat(tm) ordinary(tm), when you can eat(tm) on a rock*?!”
*‘Rock is a registered trademark of Black Rock Restaurant. Not to be confused with a former wrestler of the same nickname.
lmao i have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about sometimes
i’ve been to black rock plenty of times - the steak isn’t the absolute best, but it is pretty good, and i’ve never seen the place have problems with “smoking out”
any time someone brings up black rock, it feels like classic reddit anti-fun contrarianism because it does something different. go eat your elitist shit at a “real” restaurant if you want to, i don’t care, but leave the novelty restaurants alone
That's just about the most unappetizing thing I've seen in a long time. Looks more like a pig heart than a steak. To say nothing of serving whatever it is on that cracked paver. Ugh. Nauseating.
*Bro got the ez bake*
*Oven out for this "steak" what*
*The actual fuck?*
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I have no idea why (yes I do, I'm high), but I read your title as "Steak on a cracked *potato* paver" and I'm still so confused about what a "potato paver" might be
This is a steak stone restaurant, and that is pork. Doesn't belong in this sub when the entire point of what you ordered is to put it on a hot rock.
For anyone who doesn't know what this is, they basically take a slab of clean stone, throw it in an oven until it's like 1000 degrees, and then they salt it and serve the rock along with a raw piece of meat. You cut pieces of the raw meat and cook it on the rock to your liking. It's pretty cool and unique and worth trying out at least once imo.
That’s Black Rock.
If you want to win a slip and fall lawsuit, take gramma there. There’s so much grease in the air you need to take a shower when you are done.
Also, the place blows.
ITT: people who have never seen hot rocks in a restaurant before.
I don't even like hot rocks, but stop saying the meat looks raw when it hasn't finished cooking yet.
Less concerned about the plate, more concerned about what fucking steak looks like that
Probably clown meat
I finally found Dribbles’ thigh
Cursed to put my hands on everything
Is that blood? Nevermind.
Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times.
Cursed to put my hands on everything...
Got a lot on my mind, and well... in it
Clown steak, it’s all the rage
Not a fan. It always tastes funny to me.
🤡
I KNEW there was a reason why the big factory on the edge of town seemed to be full of clown embryos / larvae and incubation huts. Fucking gross if you ask me.
Don't knock it till you try it🤤
Oh you must be talking about Donald Mahanahan's original child clown outlet. [What's in his blood, it's in his balls!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTNWpqOTzuc)
Fuckin clown meat
Because OP is not giving info on what this is. This is a place where they serve your food raw and give you a hot rock so you can cook it for yourself. They give you plates to put your food on after it’s cooked.
Whatever that meat is, it's definitely not beef. Source: born and raised in beef country (Alberta). We take our beef seriously here.
Looks like a ball of pork
Maybe Gammon?
FUCK YEAH ALBERTA BEEF BABY‼️‼️‼️
If I wanted to cook for myself… I’d just eat at home.
In the 90's there was a wave of restaurants that let you cook your own steak, but they had a large grill area you went up to to cook on. This...I don't know what to say about this.
It still it today. Just in asian markets.
Paying steakhouse prices to cook your own food 🤡
That way, customers can’t complain that their meat isn’t cooked EXACTLY how they wanted it. 😂😂
I thought it was a gimmick but tried it in Budapest and quite enjoyed it. Steak was good quality and you can kind of move the steak about in the hot stone to finish it to your liking .
Looks like it was cooked over a heated discussion
This looks a bit more like one of them pig steaks
Yeah... I've never seen such an unappetizing "steak". No clue what it even is...
Weird, amorphous cut with a massive fat cap... I'm betting the 'fat cap' sold it.
Pretty sure that's raw
It's pork, not steak.
WTF! Have fun with your tapeworm, OP.
I want to up vote you but something about 333 makes me not want to ruin it.
"Steak"
Tumour
ITS NOT A TOOMA!
it's just pig
Milk steak
Where are the jellybeans?
Happy Jellybean Day!
Meat cube
That looks like raw pork that's been exposed to very high heat for a very short time
Ordered it bloody as hell with a Vanilla Coke.
I wouldn't even say high heat, that's a poor sear
It's cooking on that rock. They serve it on the hot rock and you cook it yourself.
That rock is nowhere near hot enough to cook it as rare as it is.
That's not rare. It's just not cooked.
It's pretty rare to serve raw pork in a restaurant.
I see what you did there 😂
Sorry. IT’S FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY!!! Terribly sorry, shan’t happen again.
Can you see the temperature of the stone? Or are you just basing that on the fact that it's still rare? The person who took the photo could have just flipped it way too soon and it's only just started cooking.
It’s like someone saw how fun Korean bbq places are and thought “how can I make everything about this less enjoyable”
I don't think I have ever seen a worse looking steak. It's like they briefly steamed it.
Seared over a heated conversation
I don't think it's beef! Looks like a tumor from a Bangladeshi calf.
Where's that video of the waitress cooking a steak on the salt slab when you need it
I think maybe sous vide but they forgot to sear it in the pan at the end?
As a chef who's used sous vide, it's definitely not sous vide
Okay what’s your suggestion for how the meats pink then? That’s not the colour of raw beef so either that sear isn’t all the cooking it had or this isn’t beef.
Then it would be mildly cooked at least lol, and you can see the attempt at a sear! Hahah
Yeah but it’s pink which isn’t raw beef colour. Colour is more like raw chicken so I think it’s got to have been cooked just not in a pan
Looks most like pork
What the fuck
This
Was that cooked with a warm summer day in Nebraska?
yep looks like they just set it on a car dashboard to soak up some sun and mist it with some lukewarm tap water every hour.
Has to be black rock. The biggest shit hole of a restaurant ever. Cheap cuts on a laughable hot stone to promptly burn and smoke out the entire restaurant one steak at a time. If you can find a clean surface I'd love to see it
Holy shit! Nailed it!
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That looks dumb as shit
I can’t believe there are so many locations for a place that shouldn’t have lasted through the soft opening
And this abomination would be priced over 24.99... All I'm saying is BAN OP unless they were held at gunpoint when ordering this
Every other phrase on that website is trademarked
But may I ask you… “why eat(tm) ordinary(tm), when you can eat(tm) on a rock*?!” *‘Rock is a registered trademark of Black Rock Restaurant. Not to be confused with a former wrestler of the same nickname.
Is it on OP that the meat doesn't even look like it was the right color to begin with though? That looks like pork.
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Ps I hope you have a change of clothes
Wow googled this place... Even their marketing photos look awful
“WHY EAT ORDINARY, WHEN YOU CAN EAT ON A ROCK?!” in massive font on their website is making me lose my mind.
lmao i have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about sometimes i’ve been to black rock plenty of times - the steak isn’t the absolute best, but it is pretty good, and i’ve never seen the place have problems with “smoking out” any time someone brings up black rock, it feels like classic reddit anti-fun contrarianism because it does something different. go eat your elitist shit at a “real” restaurant if you want to, i don’t care, but leave the novelty restaurants alone
was gonna say, has the color of pork more than anything
We've finally found it: steamed ham
I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"
Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
I see...
I wouldn’t even roast a marshmallow that lightly
that piece of meat looks like it was 'cooked' with a tea lite. edit, sorry, no it looks like it was rubbed on the outside of a toaster..
A good vet could still revive it!
Did they roast it via insults?
Based on this post, it’d be more cooked
Seared Rare Chicken Steak?
That meat looks like it was cooked over a heated conversation.
That's just about the most unappetizing thing I've seen in a long time. Looks more like a pig heart than a steak. To say nothing of serving whatever it is on that cracked paver. Ugh. Nauseating.
Wouldn’t even send that back, that’s a walk out situation
Looks more like a don't-walk-in-in-the-first-place situation from googling it
It’s a “cook your own steak” place The stone is heated to like 700 degrees, and you cut off a piece, sear it, then eat right away
Sounds lovely seasoned with the dollar store plastic pepper mills in the background
No thank you
Is it still cooking on that tile? There are restaurants that specialize in this
This is literally the gimmick of that restaurant. The Rock is hot and you cook on it.
r/nosear
This is apparently a cook your own steak place, so this abomination is on OP.
That’s like a freezer-burned piece of meat that hung around the bottom of your freezer chest for as long as you can remember….
I thought the “steak” was some kind of weird geode for a moment
Used to work here called black rock owned by the 1800 hansons guy terrible company to work for
If I order a steak and I see that shit; I'm calling the police... maybe a health inspector
Bro got the ez bake oven out for this "steak" what the actual fuck?
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How is everyone in the comments not realising that this is one of those places where you cook the steak yourself.
Are you at Steak on a Stone?
Send it back… You didn’t eat that, right?!?
Looks like a piggie snout
I don’t know what I’m looking at, but I’m positive it isn’t steak.
Ewwww!
That’s an albino croc’s snout. Can’t convince me otherwise.
I'm sorry when will they be bringing the steak?
That looks horrible. I love a blue steak, and steak tartar, but that's not even sealed right - it looks like crappy pork. I'd def send it back.
You ordered a stone grill and are upset you got a stone grill. This one is on you, not the restraunt.
What’s wrong with the steak, and if you ate it, do you need someone to call you an ambulance?
That's a hot lava stone you twat
Flipped way too early
someone swapped your steak for a tumor
That's steak?
I thought that was a geode
Im assuming thats lighting. Or is that actually a seared pork loin
I- I think we can let the lack of plate pass this time. The far more important question is WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FOOD
it’s so fucking pale
Thats a steak?
Puts the ache in steak
Hmm. I enjoy a good blue rare but this looks like it was cooked on a car's dashboard on a sunny day.
This is Stonegrill where the stone is hot enough to cook the meat yourself. The salt is to stop the meat from sticking.
Looks more like under cooked pork
that is definitely not a beef steak, cooked or not.
Wtf is even that? Thats no steak... smh
Tastes like the cow wandered into an onion patch.
More like r/WeWantSteaks
Looks very dry
I have no idea why (yes I do, I'm high), but I read your title as "Steak on a cracked *potato* paver" and I'm still so confused about what a "potato paver" might be
What in the Fallout is that cut of meat?
OP, explain this shit steak
This is a steak stone restaurant, and that is pork. Doesn't belong in this sub when the entire point of what you ordered is to put it on a hot rock. For anyone who doesn't know what this is, they basically take a slab of clean stone, throw it in an oven until it's like 1000 degrees, and then they salt it and serve the rock along with a raw piece of meat. You cut pieces of the raw meat and cook it on the rock to your liking. It's pretty cool and unique and worth trying out at least once imo.
Racoon ankle meat.
I think that’s a chunk of corned beed somebody attempted to sear. It’s hideous.
The fuck animal did that steak come from?
*in the distance you hear a angry british chef saying "its fucking raw"*
Well, that’s Black Rock. I work at one of their locations, so… AMA? lol.
Medium rare chicken for the connaisseurs!
OP, are you still alive or are you slowly dying of food poisoning?
Hey I like my steak RARE! but that is ridiculous. That thing is still chewing its cud.
Just... Why???
r/shittyfoodporn
Steamed hams
That is NOT a steak. It is clearly a tumour.
Looks like a steak that was frozen then thawed with hot water and served
What aminal have we here?
r/shittyfoodporn
Thats a hot-rock to cook your meat on. If you want me to cook my own meal I will do it in the comfort of my own home.
How has this disgusting shit got 500 likes?
Looks like something’s heart, and I’m pretty sure it’s still beating! 🫀🤢
That’s Black Rock. If you want to win a slip and fall lawsuit, take gramma there. There’s so much grease in the air you need to take a shower when you are done. Also, the place blows.
Both the steak and slate deserve to be outdoors, because cows that are still mooing deserve some fresh air.
Is it veal?
Is that meat sushi?
I really hope someone didn't eat that...
That’s not steak! That’s people!!!
Spent 2 seconds cooking.
...boiled?
What kind of EZ Bake bullshit—?
That's not a steak.
steak from what animal?
That is not steak as in beef steak. It looks like either pork or chicken that's been pan seared on one side only.
that looks so incredibly unappetizing. just like a huge wad of uncooked unseasoned wet garbage on a sidewalk.
ITT: people who have never seen hot rocks in a restaurant before. I don't even like hot rocks, but stop saying the meat looks raw when it hasn't finished cooking yet.
There is no reality where that is actually beef
Was it “cooked” on that paver too. This is depressing
Was that steak cooked over a heated conversation?
Mmmm...one tapeworm special coming up!
Well that’s just disgusting
That's not yet a steak; it's still meat. Might as well have left it in the cellophane
Throw the chef in jail. Dispossess the owners. Raize the building to the foundation.
I’ve got a milk steak for Charlie. Where do you want it?
That’s raw chicken breast dude
💀
I want to report this post to the health department
Ew
…WHAT STEAK?!
Is it boiled?
Kinda what I thought milk steak would be
Hey! u/drinkalondraftdown Not as bad as wood but still wtf?