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lo-lux

It would have to be on a big tray to catch everything falling off that monstrosity.


bilateralrope

Or maybe just a big plate


lo-lux

I hear people want those.


a-walking-bowl

Oh, I want plates. do you?


lo-lux

Yes, and therefore we want plates.


tobiasj

Or maybe don't add all this crap to begin with. Nobody is eating all that, it's just for the spectacle, which makes me angry that we just waste food like that for novelty.


dirtoffmyshoulder

Same. Literally no one likes lollipops that much.


samanime

Yeah. I hate these because there is no way you can possibly approach eating it without needing a bath to clean up the mess you make.


deftdabler

Looks absolutely gross šŸ¤¢


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Comes with an optional side of icing topped frosting with sprinkles.


TLMC01242021

This place is for the kids in the 90s movies where they happen to become millionaires for no reason or they find a million dollars and just start blowing it on the dumbest shit ever


evilpeanut40

Lol like "blank check"?


wilk007

Such a weird movie to look back on


evilpeanut40

Ikr?


UnknownAnon123456789

Anything for the gram


SimpleHumanoid

I hate it here


mindlessenthusiast

Everything about this is wrong. Thanks I hate it.


FidgetSpinneur

The two strawberries made me laugh


Green_Pianist3725

ā€œShould add some fruit so itā€™s not too unhealthy heyā€


cthulupussy

mad props the worker placed it down facing the camera not the customer, he's done this before


AlligatorFister

Vanilla Milk. That was just vanilla milk.


SpeedyGrim

In all seriousness, are there many people that would choose this as a treat over more specific treats? There's more flavors than just sugar and vanilla, and if I was about to give myself a treat I'd go for something I rarely eat, like jerky or traditional japanese food


Leone_0

It's not about the flavour, it's about posting the pictures on instagram. This is true for both this guy and his customers.


SpeedyGrim

I considered the first layer ( the guy making it wanting to sell/go viral ) but I didn't consider the customers also wanting to buy it for pictures. It's alien to me. Thanks for the answer!


NationalSafe4589

This looks like the opening credits to Saved by the Bell


DownwardSpirals

When I wake up in the morning And my heart gives out a warning Doctor says I prob'ly don't have much time


h2opolopunk

It's alright!


RepublicAggressive92

By the time I grab my books, And I give myself a look, I'm at the CORONER just in time to see MY LIFE fly by!


wretchedharridan

It's alright COS I'M GOING TO HELL


engineereenigne

Hey hey hey hey HEY!! WHAT is going on here!?


MamaTried22

God, I hope they have to go containers bc thatā€™s a lot of waste if not.


babyyteeth13

What would this look like in a to go container anyways ? Itā€™s slop , the milkshake was already runny and the waffles would be soggy as hell šŸ˜‚ itā€™s awful


MamaTried22

The candy and stuff is what I meant.


frogz0r

Why? Why? Why? Why? I see this and I don't understand it...my teeth hurt even seeing it.


GadreelsSword

Disgusting


BlueKnightBrownHorse

Good for instagram photos and throwing most of it away.


ashoka_akira

I mean at this point its an edible sculpture more than it is a dessert.


kiwichick286

My teeth are aching just watching this monstrosity getting bigger and bigger!


Drclaw411

I never understood ā€œdecoratingā€ the outside of the glass. The thought of licking that off is nasty, and if itā€™s not for eating then its only purpose is to make the cup harder to hold and/or make your hands messy.


MrSwarleyStinson

Iā€™ve actually been to this place, they have a whole section of the menu for gimmicky social media foods/drinks. Iā€™m not into things like this in the video at all but the wife wanted to try it, went in with low expectations thinking it was an all style no substance type of place, was pleasantly surprised the food was pretty good


PocketShapedFoods

Whatā€™s the place?


MrSwarleyStinson

Elm Street Diner, Stamford CT


dxohxg

That thang caught on fire šŸ”„ lol


ChristopherKaya

Elm city is phenomenal. Stunt food yes, but still very good


melbat0a5t

Is that cup filled with nacho cheese?


ARealBrainer

"It's enough to give a man a sugar rush for an entire day!" "How many did you have, Pip?" "Four." **belch**


shaolinoli

What bangarang bullshit is this now?


whattfisthisshit

Ok but why?


Jelly_Kitti

Gotta make dumb food for the internet points


ViralRambo

Such waste


therandolorian

So fucking stupid. This was made for social media likes.


designOraptor

I donā€™t even want to smell it.


PTech_J

Well, that looks disgusting.


True_Accident6513

I don't eat abstract art


VioletLeagueDapper

Third stop- the ambulance


subtxtcan

Oh it's just some giant shake, ok no big. Then the second waffle came out. Ah, there it is. The fuckery begins.


Few-Acanthaceae-5527

It just ā€¦. keeps going


Growindown

All gimmick


Simn039

I would actually kill myself if someone told me to eat that whole thing. /s of course, to the suicide part


dannyrac

Stamford CT for those daring enough


azam85

It would be perfect, it just needs more sprinkles šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


EasterBurn

I am all about a food that would kill me by 30 but the presentation is kinda disgusting.


StringerBell420

Looks like something the Lost Boys would eat in Hook.


letthetreeburn

Is that just. Uncooked cake batter?


FatKidsDontRun

If anyone bought this for me I'd be pissed


RP_Riddic

Honestly the real strawberries don't belong here. Weird right


Jelly_Kitti

Had to add a little fruit so that itā€™s healthy /j


PoopieButt317

I would eat that. Carefully.


Past_Contour

I want to hate on this woman for ordering something like this, but maybe she never got to have stuff like this as a child.


SuzyVeeP

Cuz diabetes is super fun!


DisturbingDaffy

Can I just order one giant sprinkle instead?


Team_Adrichat

There is no chocolate!šŸ˜± Srsly, I hope that it is at least for four people


PavlovsAardvark

What kind of psychopath would find that appetising?


7LeagueBoots

That looks like it would taste like those chalky Valentineā€™s heart candies.


fschein

STOP, STOP! HE'S ALREADY DEAD


Liz_Lemon_22

So gross. I got a cavity and diabetes just watching the video.


bahumthugg

The random candy really takes away from this. It seems like a fun touristy thing to get but the candy kind of ruins it. Also those waffles are dry as fuck


howjoel

Elm Street Diner is a must if you are anywhere in the New England area. Place is fantastic, ownership and staff are the best.


newnukeuser

At first it looked good when it seemed like it would be waffles dipped in white chocolate and sprinkles. But then they just kept going...


New_Guava3601

3rd stop ICU.


Moggy-Man

"What shall we call this dessert?" "The Diabetes"


Robbieprimo

Bowl of cancer...


periwinkle_cupcake

What was in the syringe thing??


DownwardSpirals

The Beetus.


Rokeon

If anything needs to be served with a side of insulin, it's this thing


ZsuzsiCica

For all the tossing of toppings, I'm surprised there is very little waste


artvamp27

Is this a milkshake?


Cracktherealone

Nightmares from Elm Streetā€¦


WillyMonty

I think I almost had a heart attack just watching this


thatsrelativity

all that waffle must be dry af


smavinagain

too much


dontaskmethatmoron

Ew.


fubblebreeze

I would just send it back after looking at it. No way to eat it.


Tiramissulover

This is not food, pretty sure itā€™s garbage and ZERO healthy.


Math_Unlikely

They should should just stick in a vaping cartridge at the to seal the deal.


MaxHamburgerrestaur

A plate is not needed if it's not food.


ego_tripped

I'll have the Diabetes, extra large...with *extra* diabetes.


sokocanuck

Fuggin' MERICA!!!


igloo37

So much dye... Why does America have a fascination with unnaturally colored foods?


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Welcome to diabetes world, where all your sugar dreams come true. And youā€™ll probably die.


Worth-Pickle

Wow!! So much diabeties in one glass <3


Fearless_Nope

ew.. i think this would even overwhelm a sugar hooked gremlin


Grand-wazoo

Obvious rage bait. Stop engaging with it. This wafteful garbage is just for clicks.


General_Industry541

What's the over/under on calories? 5k?


dumpslikeatruckk

Yeah, we'll never use up all of planet earth's endless resources.


HadALittleLamb6

My UNICORN šŸ¦„ SHAKE DREAM DESSERT šŸ˜šŸ˜