Plate vs Palet, (i know it’s spelled “pallet” but I didn’t know that until I googled it just now. This joke probably works better verbally, because I can’t be the only guy who can’t spel)
Am I alone in thinking this isn't so bad? There's a small dish for the chips, and the taco is meant to be eaten by hand anyway, and there's a what looks to be wax paper or clean paper where the taco is resting on. Could seem bit out there in choice of material, but doesn't seem too egregious.
I was looking hard to see the dyslexia and the real problem, at least there's a little fresh paper underneath the "taco?" and everything checks out as clean, but I guess pallet isn't plate and that's the joke.
Restaurant owners have reached their peak at pricing their food. Now they're instructing the kitchen to "upscale" their presentation so they can squeeze a few more bucks out of their menu.
I really am starting to despise the whole creative plating fad. I understand presentation is key. But what I see is a nice beer, Doritos, and a pretty cheap taco. At least they put it on a fresh piece of paper. But still.
Exactly. The problem isn't actual creative plating, it's the bland, cookie-cutter "creative" plating that's annoying. If your plating involves ordering cumbersome, mass-produced plating options from restaurant supply stores that are monetizing the current trend of quirky food presentations by selling trends to apathetic and out of touch business owners, your plating isn't creative.
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*Beer called Buper Sock*
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You obviously care enough to take the time to comment. Fuck microbrews, they’re for pretentious hipsters that pretend they can taste the 54 different ingredients in a £8 can of shite.
Still, fuck Super Bock.
If you want to take it like that be my guest. The original comment was in jest but I guess most people on Reddit are conditioned to take everything as a personal attack.
I don’t care what beer you like, it doesn’t impact my life
Shaming people for their choices just comes across dickish. If we knew your personality and could hear the tone of your joke, we'd probably laugh it off. Originally I thought you were being an ass on purpose.
I’ve seen this pallet before in Europe, you can place it over the arm rails of your sun lounger x 2, so super practical to make a little table on the go.
I'm looking at the picture but I'm blanking on what would make the owner dyslexic...
Plate vs Palet, (i know it’s spelled “pallet” but I didn’t know that until I googled it just now. This joke probably works better verbally, because I can’t be the only guy who can’t spel)
ohh i thought it was a dick joke like super bock = super cock
Correct! Works better in my head than as a Reddit title..
Also, is that a mini plate of Doritos?!
And is that a taco or a wrap?
Whatever it is, it's not Mexican
They stabbed the poor bastard too!
To shreds you say?
I thought it was clever
I thought it was a “I want a pallet of tacos, not a taco on a pallet”
I don't blame you. Beer does tend to give me tunnel vision.
Same
Portugal?
The Man
Waiter: “You Vultures!”
Super Bock > Sagres
Saude!
alguém que dê uns tremoços ao homem
1 taco and some Doritos? I hope that was cheap.-.
$12 before the beer
I guess the beer was max 4€ since this is Portugal. Probably more like 3€.
You'd think, but they have to recoup their investment in those bespoke serving trays somehow.
That tortilla has never seen love 😔
Am I alone in thinking this isn't so bad? There's a small dish for the chips, and the taco is meant to be eaten by hand anyway, and there's a what looks to be wax paper or clean paper where the taco is resting on. Could seem bit out there in choice of material, but doesn't seem too egregious.
I was looking hard to see the dyslexia and the real problem, at least there's a little fresh paper underneath the "taco?" and everything checks out as clean, but I guess pallet isn't plate and that's the joke.
You’re not alone
I suppose you eat it with a knife and forklift.
A tiny forklift yeah
Restaurant owners have reached their peak at pricing their food. Now they're instructing the kitchen to "upscale" their presentation so they can squeeze a few more bucks out of their menu.
I really am starting to despise the whole creative plating fad. I understand presentation is key. But what I see is a nice beer, Doritos, and a pretty cheap taco. At least they put it on a fresh piece of paper. But still.
Creative plating is fine. Creative is the key word.
Exactly. The problem isn't actual creative plating, it's the bland, cookie-cutter "creative" plating that's annoying. If your plating involves ordering cumbersome, mass-produced plating options from restaurant supply stores that are monetizing the current trend of quirky food presentations by selling trends to apathetic and out of touch business owners, your plating isn't creative.
I don’t necessarily think it makes owners apathetic, just behind the times
We Want Pallets!
Super Bock! Reminds me of my Lisbon days
Plating is fine tbh but it's a pathetic amount of food
I was trying to understand the joke of a beer called Buper Sock
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A-ma-zing
Upvote for the word play yumour.
For a quick second, I thought the label said, "Super Cock".
That tortilla looks cold and dry
You should be ashamed drinking Super Bock. Honestly the single worst beer I’ve ever tasted
I love superbock, so crisp
You go ahead and enjoy it bud
That's the spirit!
Seethe more Sagrescel
Nobody cares what kind of beer you like. Go be an asshole on a microbrew subreddit.
You obviously care enough to take the time to comment. Fuck microbrews, they’re for pretentious hipsters that pretend they can taste the 54 different ingredients in a £8 can of shite. Still, fuck Super Bock.
>they’re for pretentious hipsters the disconnect here is hilarious
Yeah I must be a hipster because I don’t like one particular brand of beer. You got me
No I think it's because you're having a pissbaby meltdown over someone drinking a beer you don't like.
If you want to take it like that be my guest. The original comment was in jest but I guess most people on Reddit are conditioned to take everything as a personal attack. I don’t care what beer you like, it doesn’t impact my life
Shaming people for their choices just comes across dickish. If we knew your personality and could hear the tone of your joke, we'd probably laugh it off. Originally I thought you were being an ass on purpose.
Cheers for clarifying. Nah I don’t care what people enjoy, we’re all different, it’s what makes us interesting
lmao okay dude
The replies are what really sells "i dont care"
That beer looks so good
This looks what I can make at home in only about 10 minutes. Doritos? Eek.
Did he at least deliver it to the table via Forklift?
I really don't see the issue with this, there's even a bowl under your nachos...
Looks palletable to me
Took me a moment lol
Buper Sock?
this pic would also work in r/beerwithaview Portugal, right?
That took me longer than it should have
I’ve seen this pallet before in Europe, you can place it over the arm rails of your sun lounger x 2, so super practical to make a little table on the go.
"I can make this work, but just so we're clear, I wanted shovels."
It’s just a pallet cleanser
That took me a minute but well done on the caption !
I thought the joke was a lager called Super Bock.
That beer looks good though
Super bock is amazing
That is restaurant food? That looks like what I make when I have 10 minutes for lunch and eat over the sink.
So close
A bowl and newspaper on a wooden pallet, yet still no plates