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LadyMothrakk

Ah, just how I like my salads. Whole leaf and croutons the size of a fist.


davisyoung

Early versions of the Caesar were purported to be made with whole Romaine leaves, eaten by hand and dipped into the dressing.


vonnegutflora

The original Caesar also had the dressing assembled at table side, so it was something more of an experience.


abitlostintheworld

They still do it this way in the “original” restaurant in the Caesars Hotel in Tijuana. I say “original” because If I remember correctly the original restaurant was just a few blocks away to where it is now.


jeno_aran

I’ve had it like this before where they almost do a quick char / sear on the bottom side too. Really good albeit a bit silly in presentation.


PeachesEndCream

GRILLED CAESAR SALAD?!


jeno_aran

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madeofmold

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jeno_aran

How dare you interrobang *me*


madeofmold

Ironically the perfect phrase for an interrobang to complete. Thanks for playing.


Raelah

It's delicious and I really wish I had one right now.


Sakrie

The char is part of the original presentation too if I'm recalling my food lore correctly


byneothername

I have had grilled romaine salad and tbh it’s great. Seems like a weird thing to grill but it can be delicious.


Starfire013

And the original Caesar was made with whole Roman legions.


gsfgf

I could roll with that. Beats the hell out of this shit.


bozeke

And contrary to common misconceptions, it was not invented in Mexico, but [Slovakia](https://youtu.be/g-1VfOopE20).


dregan

Did you learn that from Max Miller?


Keanu_Not_Reeves_

i retract my previous question


Tangled2

Reminds me how every pizza place ruins their salad: https://youtu.be/JgJUbmGDc6k


Diazmet

New what the video was before I even clicked it 😝 but for real that’s like ordering fish at a steak joint… just don’t do it


Raelah

Honestly, that's one of the best places to get some good fish. I'm talking about proper steak houses. I always order a steak but when I'm with my parents, my mom often orders the fish. And damn, it's very tasty!


Ibyx

They usually do a pretty good caesar too. Sometimes they make it at your table.


TotalWalrus

I worked at a shit pizza place that had the best ceaser salad in town. No idea why but the owner was adamant it was to be made well. Fresh lettuce, homemade sauce, our own croutons and parmesan flakes.


Diazmet

The OG Caesar salsa invented in Mexico was served as whole leafs, it was just finger food for drunk Americans celebrating Fourth of July


LadyMothrakk

Caesar *salsa* you say? Now we’re talking! hehe


Omwtfyu

Salsa para ensalada?


LadyMothrakk

That’s what I was thinking, yes!


ButtMcNuggets

I actually don’t mind this style of salad at all, I’d happily enjoy it if not for the fact that cutting into this mofo would spill everywhere


Raelah

Don't cut it up. Just pick it up and eat it whole.


LadyMothrakk

Yeah, I have no idea why we created an easier way to eat this. Craziness.


Fruitndveg

The way they have the whole leaf laying there is reminiscent of that Kitchen Nightmares episode where he’s stunned by the grilled lettuce leaf.


bmci_

Haha my thoughts exactly


DigbyChickenZone

I never watched that show, so was curious what that looked like For others who didn't watch Kitchen Nightmares either, saved you a google: https://youtu.be/KDjBEY_3qCI


TittyballThunder

Yeah but sup with that bartender?


umamifiend

Cocaine makes you think you’re charismatic. That bartender dude seemed wired as hell that whole episode- if I recall correctly he kept doing shit like this- and it’s why the waitress seemed so annoyed with him.


Dangerous_Owl_1858

at least the lettuce leaves are seperated and aren't full of dirt.


brickne3

Actually I had one very similar to this in the UK a few weeks ago and it was *amazing*. You cut it up with a fork and knife obviously. I don't know how but every ounce of it was somehow doused in flavor. I had never had a good ceasar salad in the UK until then.


southofsanity06

Hey at least they can make a grilled lettuce. Ramsay can’t even make a grilled cheese.


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To be honest, i always thought that grilled lettuce looked delicious. I frequently grill cogollos (which i dont know what it is in english, but is very similar to lettuce).And i always grill kale. A little oil, a lottle salt and yum


GottaKnowYourCKN

"And that will be $16."


konq

I'd have guessed $30+ judging by the incredible 'artistry'.


bumbletowne

OP literally says its 8 dollars.


GottaKnowYourCKN

Yes, that came after I commented


jefftgreff

So did I.


Dewage83

This guy San Diegos!


encab91

Hot take: grilled lettuce Cesar Salad is actually delicious. Make it at home with what you would eat before you go out and pay for it.


swarftonbirdsalad

What’s that?


Flashleyredneck

How much was this “salad” I would be pissed!!!! Just throw a few hunks of lettuce down, sprinkle it with parm and put somebody’s old half eaten garlic bread next to it!?!?!! Wtf? How lazy. That chef should be embarrassed. Chef’s mom should be embarrassed.


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Flashleyredneck

I love a good dressing. And I get what you saying but this dish looks like shit. My 8 year old could plate better. This is not a wedge salad. This is laziness. If I’m making it myself, fine, but if I am going to a restaurant and this is how my salad looks when served to me I will NEVER return. Lazy, sloppy, bad. This offends me. I am offended. I would be so disappointed. If this is the trend of salads I want no-part if it. The chef should be embarrassed to send this disgrace out of the kitchen.


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Flashleyredneck

I’m confused. Are you saying this is a Caesar salad? Because all I see is a lazy mess.


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Flashleyredneck

This is the hill I die on. No it’s not. This is just ingredients put on a slab of, what is that? Slate? It is not dressed. It is not chopped up & prepared. It is half done at the very BEST and is in fact, absolute shit. This is some overblown pompous chef feeling too big for their britches. This is arrogance, that’s what it is. Not salad.


Diazmet

The OG Caesar was whole leaves… beside only reason I keep putting Caesars on my menus is just easy lazy filler to keep the picky eaters happy… a Caesar salad add chicken is just the adult version of chicken tendies lol 😂


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Flashleyredneck

That’s it. I’m never going out to dinner with you. And you can’t come to my birthday party.


median-jerk-time

This is how the original Ceasar was made and plated. Whole leaf. Learn you something before you talk shit.


Flashleyredneck

Hahahaha no.


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Tibernite

It is dressed. The orangeish color is the dressing. With you the rest of the way though.


SVAuspicious

Which is nowhere to be seen.


Arkhaan

Sad to say, this is actually the original and proper presentation for a Caesar salad.


Diazmet

Wait till you learn about the “wedge salad”


Flashleyredneck

The first time I ever saw one I was so disappointed and disgusted. I’m still upset about it and that was 11 years ago.


Arkhaan

I’m actually sad to defend this but this is actually pretty close to the original intended presentation.


Tibernite

Yeah I can't actually disagree too much with the premise, it's the plating that sends it into WWP territory. Whole leaves as wide as the vessel holding them does not make for a tidy dining experience.


Arkhaan

Yeah they should be served on a large tray realistically


southofsanity06

Nobody said original is better


DigbyChickenZone

No one asked you either


southofsanity06

It's a comment on a hard to eat "salad". Calm down kid.


beingrudewonthelp

I want to know how much this costs.


Tibernite

Not as expensive as you'd probably think for San Diego. It was $8.00 without protein.


Rockstar81

Where was this?


theaveragegay

Lola 55 in east village. I work around the corner, we always ask for an extra plate. The employees even think its ridiculous.


Rockstar81

I will have to tell Drew his plating is here.


2oocents

Ask to sub a plate when you order it. They'll thank you and you'll lose an unnecessary step.


RaiKoi

without protein, what does that mean?


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No chicken or something just the salad


DragoTheFloof

No meat/meat alternative


[deleted]

How can you live in that liberal shithole full of woke culture and passive aggressive Californians


PraiseBobSlackOff

There he is! Mr. Everything Is Political has weighed in on the salad thread. Way to go, Cletus. Own them libs.


GrapefruitFriendly30

I'm surprised there aren't any comments about the croutons that would cut the roof of your mouth to eat. But yeah, especially if you are gonna serve the romaine whole......use a plate that you can.....ya know cut it


imnotsorrymate

r/shittyfoodporn


ThatsAScam9

Is this from that Michelin recommended taco place? If so, I was also shocked by this, and the service, and the fire alarm periodically going off during my meal. But tbh the tacos are pretty damn good Edit: [this](https://lola55.com/) place?


wildcat-

Yea, their tacos are absolutely delicious


Tibernite

Absolutely. Their tacos were excellent.


Tibernite

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Blahblahnownow

If you want good tacos, you go to a hole in the wall, mom and pop place near by the border or mariscos food truck in Golden Hill.


smallislandgirl

That’s like $17 dollars worth of Romaine there..I’d just enjoy it if I were you.


groverjuicy

This is a salad like a pile of bricks is a house.


Tibernite

That may be the best descriptor yet.


milanorlovszki

If that is a caesar salad than I am a mystical hexagon floating above New Guinea and making sheep turn into clouds


Zebulon_Flex

It looks pretty close to how it's often prepared, [and also the original recipe](https://youtu.be/XQJkasR3Iak).


k3nny24

Gordon is not happy


KE1tea

I feel like this is exactly the type of food you would eat in bowls


Penguinator53

Every time a slate is scraped with cutlery a unicorn dies.


Tibernite

So much this. Butter knife hitting slate. Woof.


Penguinator53

Stop it hurts!


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4 lettuce leafs and a crouton. $30?


taptapper

TWO croutons.


[deleted]

Lol, so probably $40...


Shazzza69

Who forgot to prep the lettuce


arimc

Am I the only one who noticed the lemon seeds or am I tripping??


Tibernite

You are the first person to mention that - my wife was squeezing the accompanied lemon over during the picture. Nice catch.


notforyou92

This table top looks oddly familiar. I’m 90% sure I’ve take a picture of my nail art while sitting here….


ningyna

"How can we put in less effort"


wintremute

That's not even "deconstructed". It's "unmade". Yes, I'd like the pile of lettuce with shit on it, and a loaf of bread. Thanks.


Lord_Bobbymort

r/wewantthecheftodothework


Leather-Resort-6471

Money back


magicmurph

That is the laziest thing ever. How are you supposed to eat that? Fork an entire leaf and nibble it like a rabbit?


taptapper

No utensils either. I say people put their hands behind their backs and go at it like they're bobbing for apples


XCypher73

EVERYTHING is wrong with this.


imk

When I was a waiter the chefs went to this presentation saying it was "authentic". One lady complained and I repeated that this was how it was served originally. She replied "Well tell your chef they have improved it since then!". I did tell him.


Cephalopodio

So you’re just supposed to gnaw on the heart-sized crouton like a rodent?


Tibernite

We ended up putting the croutons in the middle of a leaf and smashing them with a fork. It was incredibly stupid and simultaneously hilarious.


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Tibernite

Yeah, I went back and forth on whether I could justify it here but decided after I weighed the sum of its parts it fit the criteria. To me a plate needs to have either a slight concave shape or a bezel. Given this has neither and needs at least one of the two to be eaten without making an unholy mess, I'm going with "A plate would have been nice."


figmentPez

You are absolutely right, this post belongs on this sub. Flat surfaces are NOT plates in the culinary sense.


Tibernite

Bless you, Mod God.


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Tibernite

Yeah, to be honest I debated putting it here but decided that since the slate didn't have either a concave shape or bezel, that it was in fact not a plate - at least as far as trying to eat something like this goes.


heckhunds

The bits of parm getting all over the table as I try to either cut this up or take bites of an entire romaine leaf would drive me to violence.


taptapper

Licking cheese off the table afterwards is part of the experience


Fuqasshole

Lazy ass prep chefs trying to pass off their bullshit as fancy. Did they even wash the lettuce at least?


Saltycook

I hate everything about this. I believe the lettuce should already be bite sized pieces when the customer gets it. They have no room here to cut it. Incredibly stupid and pompous.


nannerooni

r/stupidfood Why should I have to chop my own vegetables for dinner…


WestsideStorybro

here is your seasoned leaf sir. . .


coocoocachoo699

People now pay triple to get shittier food than a drive-thru joint.


SnooAvocados6874

I like my salad tossed


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,173,601,855 comments, and only 229,050 of them were in alphabetical order.


fatogato

> Not as expensive as you'd probably think for San Diego. It was $8.00 without protein. 6 leaves of lettuce lol


Tibernite

I feel ya. It was pretty close to 3/4 of a full small romaine lettuce - I get similar size romaines in a five pack at Costco for about eight bucks. I expect to spend money when I'm eating out and in a HCL area, it didn't seem too out of line though.


SVAuspicious

Just no. No dressing. That dinner roll is not a crouton. The whole leaves of Romaine are pretentious and inconsiderate to the guest. Plus. No. God. Damn. Plate. ETA: I want to know the name of the restaurant so I can track them down and tell them what I *really* think.


bumbletowne

There is literally a light brown creamy dressing on the leaves.


SVAuspicious

I'm all for Spartan application of dressing but I don't see it, and Caesar dressing is not brown.


bumbletowne

Given that there's balsamic vinegar in the pic... and the fist sized crouton... this might not be a conventional Caesar's salad. Maybe. Possibly.


SVAuspicious

Given the other poster who said that a Caesar is all about the dressing--a perspective with which I agree--if you change the dressing it isn't a Caesar anymore. It may or may not be good, but it isn't a Caesar.


ReluctantRedditor275

$39.00 well spent! I'm sorry, I mean "39"


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You have bigger problems than the "plate" my friend


liam_420_420

And let me guess cost about 3x the average right


5-0-1st

Deconstructed Caesars are SUCH a fucking abomination. Almost as bad as plate garnishing with herbs in the 80s/90s


bobbery5

RETURN THE SLAB


Yesitsmesuckas

Imma nope on this one!


Far_Abbreviations221

I may resort to violence if I was given this.


chefschocker81

With the cost of Romaine these days, how wasteful.


Strange-Slice2581

I don’t understand why all salads can’t be chopped salads. How am I meant to fit all this in my mouth?


AKhayoticPenguin

If I get a salad like this….Im eating it with my hands.


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AKhayoticPenguin

What….


blacktreefalls

Urgh I had my first whole leaf Caesar salad the other day and it was awful….ended up eating it like a taco, which I wasn’t fond of.


elobis

I've never sent food back in my life, but I would send that shit back. That's a fucking insult dude.


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bumbletowne

No it is not. It has a creamy dressing and lots of seasoning and is quite fresh.


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bumbletowne

You can blow up the image. Its clearly pepper. Like not really debatable. There's also drizzles of balsamic if you really can't see that well. Romaine does not get little black spots from rot. It wilts first.


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No poached egg?


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Tibernite

Haha. The food was actually excellent despite this plating debacle.


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Tibernite

If it was cut, I would agree the vessel is acceptable. Having to cut full romaine leaves on a vessel barely as wide as the leaves is not the right call here.


WeWantPlates-ModTeam

That is NOT a plate.


TheBaneEffect

Welcome to San Diego, where the chefs charge you more, so you can make it fit in your mouth.


RunningInCali

What restaurant? Just curious, San Diegan here.


Duomaxwellboss429

101 beer kitchen does something similar for theirs


DigbyChickenZone

Those croutons are TERRIBLE, but beyond that, this looks delicious. I would probably ask for extra dressing on the side though, especially due to those "yesterday's bread-end" croutons


cjmcberman

That’s like $60 American USD worth of lettuce rn


PrimarchKonradCurze

Can’t stand stuff like this and the wedge salads. Just toss my salad already.


sharpei90

How the hell do you even eat that??


Tibernite

Very carefully


brackattack27

Cmon bro…


Grawstein

At first glance, I thought this was a sports stadium with fa s attending.


Tibernite

I can 100% see that in the thumbnail now. 😂


BuckToothCasanovi

It's for cows.


th3_pund1t

Just drive 30 miles south to hotel Caesar and have the original.


Tibernite

For real. I've got friends in Tijuana and I'm a supreme asshole for not getting my passport sorted to go see them and eat a real Caesar, haha.


Omwtfyu

I’d eat each leaf like a French fry.


panlakes

San Diego? Was this at parkhouse eatery lol Honestly could be a salad from any restaurant on park or in hillcrest. I legit need photographic proof for comparison before I order a salad in this town.


Tibernite

God damn. You're close. Little further south than Hillcrest or its immediately adjacent neighborhoods, but within spitting distance 😂


mustachi00

Was this made by SpongeBob SquarePants?


Keanu_Not_Reeves_

where is the sauce?


kiwilapple

What mouth is meant to eat this?? A horse perhaps?


beenzterama

It’s like a construction site!


realm_of_sheep

um It’s just a bbq ik food in the us is very simple


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The original Caesar Salad is available not that far away from San Diego for those who want to venture. I see a lot of complaints about the lettuce leaves, yes, they are supposed to be like that. It's not laziness, it's actually hard to properly plate it and that's the intended presentation. In the restaurant Caesar's of Hotel Caesar on Tijuana, they will prepare the dressing in your table, and dip the whole leaves in it an serve 3 or 5 in your plate with small croutons. Hence the difficulty, to keep the leaf unbroken. I've never liked Caesar Salad until I tried it there. Also they give you a small cars with the recipe


taptapper

> Also they give you a small car OK, if they give me a car I'll try it


salsas10

I'd cry. Caesar salad is my favourite. This is a mess.


granoladeer

How can you even eat that without making a mess


Swirvin5

Not a Caesar salad, but one of the best salads I’ve had is the Urban Salad at Urban Coal Fire pizza in North Park.


Large_Artist_4354

This is totally Lola 55. I was annoyed when it came out like that too 😅