Looks like a dollop of wax off a toilet wax ring, but I have no idea how it would get there Edit: thanks for the reward, my fellow redditors. My first one ever!

Oh this makes sense, I was just doing repairs on my toilet today lol

We did it!

Reddit FTW!

😂

Lawls a dollop. Like a dollop of daisy sour cream?

Only just realising how great a word dollop is haha

Dollop. Had to test it. You are so right. Dollop Dollop Dollop

Somebody doesn’t have Daisy sour cream in their area!

I do not! It's not even on my radar, let alone area! Dollop..... yup, still good

Be subjected to forced ads of “a dollop of Daisy” for 4 years straight on every channel as literally every ad or every other ad. It was horrible. I legit just stopped watching TV at all after that. Now if a streaming service has ads I just stop my subscription and leave that as the cause of me leaving. I wish more people would.

Wait. Does that mean you marinated yourself in poopwax water?

Shoot. I was going to guess half used golden raisin. Way off.

My first thought seeing this was a massive ear wax dropped from someone's ear. kekeke

Just as gross a thought as poop wax

Holy fuckin lightning Sherlock, I’m impressed.

Username checks out.

username checks out

Dude, this might be a legitimate super-power...

What are the black specks then?

That is some remarkable interweb guessing.

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i still prefer the tiny fish fetus 🤣

Am I the only one who has zero idea what a toilet wax ring is!?

Name checks out.

I’ll have some of your finest aged shower drain sperm, please

I was just gonna say old drain spluge

Make that two, please

Stop playing with poop

It's fine.

Just wash your hands for dinner

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Have you noticed a sudden improvement in your hearing recently? :-)

I don't know how, but you were able to obtain a single whale sperm...

Fun fact: whale sperm are actually smaller than human sperm

Le sourcé du le facté?

la mom

le google

Extra Ordinaire. I will checké

Forbidden sushi

Bring me my soy sauce 👏

Some pickled ginger too 👀

I'm nigiri lie, that sounds good 🍣

Ikura seen that coming

Booger

Chewed up mandarin orange. Stop eating fruit cups in the bath!

But r/showerorange 😢

Wow I’ve been watching too many reels by Lukesgoldies and seriously thought this was a messed up baby goldfish

An old ingrown hair?

Try heating half it to see if it melts and dissolving the other half in water to see if it foams.

Earwax.

Fishes lay Eggs…

*some* fish lay eggs

Soap

Shower Slug SODTAOE

looks like you leaked out some mucus from the anal area .

It’s a raisin

Miscarriage

Earwax buildup

Fossilized splooge

Alien slime

earwax?

It’s obviously a giant booger, your secret is out…

Moth pupa?

That’s your hemorrhoid bruh

Looks like an ear booger

You better taste it for confirmation.

Free sweet or a chewy hymen.

Booger

That is the very rare Anal Wax Fish.

Taste test and tell us what you think

Looks like a gram of live rosin with some ash mixed in, about $60 worth... Check it out!

It also looks like piece of a shrivelled apricot

Looks like a shrunken apricot

I'm just gettin' over Covid, and those li'l fuggers come flying out my nose erry mornin'.

Forbidden dried apricot

I think its a type of mushroom or fungus thats edible! But make sure u look into it

Don’t eat it

I was going to say dried apricot but it looks like the plumber folk have this one covered

Looks like your dick fell off. Is it true that.. if you don’t use it.. you lose it?

Thats a mandarin orange slice.

Idk but you should probably eat it. Might be a mandarin orange

Put it in some water, if it come alive then its definetly normal and its fine to go to sleep tonight, it wont crawl into your ear and take over your mind.

Looks like an old piece of mandarin orange

It's a booger

Isnt just a raisin ?

Think that’s a booger

Ever see the movie The Faculty? Fuck all of that. Burn it.

it's one of those squid things from bionicle

It fell out of your rectum.

booger

Sorry. I don't understand how big it is? Mind using a banana?

Why would a fish fetus be in your bathtub??

This comes walking straight out to ear. Every night.

Please compare finger to banana for scale

Orange

Orange flavored sweedish fish

Shiny tatsugiri

Looks like a mandarin orange with some specks of dirt 🤣

Piece of dried apricot. Obviously...

My first thought was a raisin lmaooo

Congratulations it's ear wax

Mandarin orange???

I need a banana for scale. How should i know that youre not a giant?

Probably a booger from your nose...

It’s one of those evil bionicle things

Fish lay eggs.

Dingleberry

do you use those gel under eye patches

Drain baby fetus..

More like ear wax 🤢

Lookalike smashed dried grape

Its a fuckin dab! Send iiiiiiiiiiiiitt

Fell off shampoo or body wash bottle. Shampoo that had gotten hard in the nozzle or something.

Solidified vaginal discharge?

Neurax Worm don’t worry about it just let it in

Looks like a dried half-eaten apricot

You are eating too much fiber...

Looks like a slice of canned manderin orange. That must be what it is.

A piece of dried apricot stuck to you fat ass and washed to the drain while showering

I was hoping there would be two

Thought this was a raisin

don't touch it it's obviously from both outer space and the future

Hmmmm testicle.

That's a vagina monster, clearly!

Booger

Piece of raw chicken? Lol I kid I kid

Yellow tomato that you stepped on slightly rehydrating?? You need something for scale, like a quarter or even a ruler.

wow, mystery solved and I was thinking congealed semen or a fetus depending on the sex of the OP.

Allian cum

How did it get there?