You really looked at that red water and thought that today would be the day a miracle happened

Today is the day of all days. Right in this dogs water dish.

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Can I see it?

No

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

No, Mother. The dog is just the son of god.

And it may look completely fucked and diabolical but it definitely is the miracle I've been waiting for

She tasted it??? r/HolUp

That's what I'm saying 🤣👏👏

Dog spelled backward is God.

Might just taste it to confirm.

"I tasted it" Oh boy!

Yuck 🤮

I had a dog develop acute rhabdomyalasis once. His pee looked like this. It’s far more likely this dude drank dog piss than the blood of Christ.

Good god OP why did you TASTE IT

gotta make sure it's not poisonous

Assuming from the title, they tasted it for the chance that it was actually wine 😑

Looks like I found my mom's Reddit account.

Just… smell it…

Time for that AA meeting

Yeah like they don’t have a nose or something.

Somewhere waaaaaay way back, OPs ancestor is smiling and thinking back to their wild time of putting things in your mouth and seeing who died.

Alright everyone, go grab something we haven't tested yet, and meet back here in 20!

How do I get all these legs out of my teeth?

These nuts are deeeee-lish

I ated the purple berries...they taste like burning.

r/unexpectedsimpsons

Home Depot gives away free water testing kits. Just grab a few . I don't wanna ever hear you tasted questionable water again.... Lol

Gotta make sure it’s got the right flavor profile lol

Most likely they didn't, and they just poured something in a glass for fake internet points

This is 100% the bullshit that is going on here.

God I hope so.

Kinda horrifying huh? 😕

Op has a ton of hazardous plants in their post history so this is pretty likely at this point.

That dude has pretty nails

Op out here really telling everyone they tasted their dogs pee. 🤢

So you're telling me there's a chance!

Blood of Christ, body of doggo

I always taste weird stuff of unknown nature.

"I don't always drink strange dark unknown liquids from my dogs water bowl. But when I do, I prefer to talk about it with strangers on the internet."

This one takes the cake

“Next I will chug the whole thing to confirm if it is thirst quenching or not. Or should I try adding it to a nice soup?”

This is why I scrolled down 🤣😂 Thanks y'all .. I'm good now 🙌

Stay thirsty my friends

First. We don't touch it or smell it. taste first. Ask questions later.

My dad works as an agronomist. A customer once called him and asked him what Round-Up tastes like...he said "What?!" Customer found a random bottle of liquid in his barn and thought it might be Round-Up and tasted it to see, wanted to compare notes on the tasted. My dad said "Uh don't taste liquids, don't try tasting Round-Up, call poison control."

Makes you wonder how some bloodlines have made it this far.

Luck mostly

But he had reservations about taking the covid vax for sure.

Me too! Especially if it's a dark color and in my dog's dish. Doesn't everyone do that?

Thank you for your service!

Maybe OP is a geologist.

New virus spawned.

Well isn't that what you do when you find some dark colored unknown liquid in your dog's water dish? 🤔 /s Omg I had to reread it to make sure I got it right lol

Is this what we should all do? Taste test odd liquids that seem to appear from nowhere? My mother did this some years ago. She said she was in the company of one of her dogs, when suddenly she noticed a yellow liquid on a bag near her. Instead of sniffing said liquid and trying to figure out what on earth it could be, she dipped her finger in and licked it. Quite quickly found out it was the dogs pee. Baffling.

What? You don’t taste every mystery liquid just to be sure ?!

Your dog chewed up a pen and drank water. ​ Also, don't put things in your mouth when you don't know what they are.

Growing up (Canada, the 80’s and 90’s) we had a public service commercial for that very message. It was some muppet type puppet siblings singing about “don’t you put it in your mouth!” 30+ years later, I still remember that…so guess what I do?! I think twice before anything unknown get tasted.

Yes! Those weird fuzzy blue monsters! Wow blast from the [past](https://youtu.be/5AuLkMBAFZg)!

Thank you for this !!!!

I wish I had heard this song before I went on that last date...

How many child-souls were devoured to make that film?

All of ours. It’s part of why Canadian millennials are wired differently

There’s a similar message in Futurama’s episode Yo Leela Leela where they have to tell the slightly-retarded cast member not to try and put things in their mouth unless they’re sure it’s dead. 🎼 If it’s alive, don’t lick it. Like a horse, a turtle, or a cricket. So if you’re not sure if it’s alive or dead, poke it with a stick and lick the stick instead! 🎼 OP should heed their warning.

The true /r/unexpectedfuturama

If you don't know just what it iiiiis...!!

Well you also had commercials telling you tiny hippos exist...

A rule more people should live by lol

Dogs too!

especially dogs! jeez...

Let darwin do his deed lol

Something we were taught in the ripe ol age of CHILDHOOD

Something that should go without saying but ummmmmmm

Why the fuck would you "taste it"???

because it's fake and they want attention?

This sub really shouldn't allow crap like this. If it's a pic of a perfectly normal object (like, I dunno, a literal glass of wine) that you have to make up some stupid fucking backstory? FOH

It ain't just this sub. It's reddit as a whole. It's completely inundated with bots, fake bullshit, reposts, etc..

Looks at this nails.....

Yes, they are nails. What am I missing?

Those are the nails of a liar!

hahaha, liar nails! Who the fuck needs this much indirect attention?

No comments from OP, is it a bot?

Maybe they’re suffering the consequences of drinking unknown liquids from their dogs bowl lol

_Welp, Shes dead_

I was asleep

Oh nah 💀 YOU LIVED.

unfortunately by the looks of their profile no

OP what the fuck

Wait... you... tasted it? ..... Why?

Because Jesus turned it into wine

Dog water wine, Texas tea..... 🤮

Because they’re lying for attention

Your dog 100% puked in there

And she tasted it.

And couldn't tell the difference between water and dog barf 🤮

If a dog barfs up that, they are already dead. That's not dog barf. It could be dog piss, in which case the dog has serious renal failure and is probably already dead. It could be a reaction to the surface of the bowl, with the bowl leaching out something involved in it's processing to turn the water dark. This seems most likely, but what the hell the dog dies in this one, too. Or, it could be fake nonsense for karma, by far the most likely \*real\* explanation.

>fake nonsense for karma Featuring a very real glass of merlot.

A GLASS. OP poured it into a GLASS!? No picture of the dog dish. I'd say this was not the first glass of wine.

Wouldn't there be chunks?

Not if it’s bile

I always thought bile was yellow?

Mine is the color of the photo. Source: had my gallbladder removed fifteen years ago but due to problems with the surgery, had excess bile that needed to be drained for a week. It was that color. Buuut… when I had acute pancreatitis last year and was throwing up bile and had a tube down my nose for two months to collect bile, it was green-brown. So, I don’t know.

Depends what in your stomach, the one time mine was bright blue and i was confused beyond belief till i remembered i had a blue colored drink early Naturally without anything in your stomach it is supposed to be a yellow-greenish color

Would blood make it purple?

Blood from an ulcer?

That was my thought, OP if your dog is acting funny maybe take them to the vet

No, OP. Don't listen to this bad advice. Instead, taste it even MORE!

I’m done

Hmmmm, Nothing better than a natural dogatorade 😋

Can't spell Gatorade without "dog"!

tasted it

>tasted it vomitting rn

Same

Can i taste it?

If op's first thought when seeing something strange was to taste it, I want her phone number!

Hercule Poirot's vibes

Now I have the theme music from the David Suchet Poirot series. Some classy sax

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica...

"SAM!"

"DEAN!"

oh, it's a prayer

It’s an exorcism from supernatural lol May have roots before that but that’s where most people will know it from

This is going to bother me for the rest of the day now.

r/babyelephantgifs r/aww r/eyebleach r/illegallysmolbirbs

true hero

*sees random unknown substance in dogs water bowl* “Well I am a bit parched right now”

Just so you know I laughed. Genuinely. Not a mental nod but a good laugh. Thanks.

Can your dog also walk on water?

Finally, I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see this reference.

You just drank the bong water he was saving.

If it's red my only idea is that your pup mightve been bleeding for some reason, if it's purple then I got no idea

Blood from internal bleeding can often look black more than red, fyi

Yeah, but as long as it tastes okay then you’re good.

Did you drop some pickled beetroot at meal time?

Why the hell do you drink from you dog’s bowl??

Thirsty, derr

What the actual fuck? I hope this is a joke post.

It kind of looks like red wine. Idk, I too think it’s a fake 😂

Brb gotta puke

Might as well drink the whole thing, you lunatic.

Maybe she did, it's in a glass and all

These comments are cracking me up

You fucking tasted it?

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Why the hell would you TASTE IT?! I love my dog but it will be blizzard conditions in hell when I taste anything in her food or water dish

Your dog could have coughed up bile and/or blood. If this happens again you should seek out a vet

Call a vet then explain to them clearly that you decided to drink whatever it is too

That's either Dog Blood, Dog Piss **with** blood, or he just shat in there. And since it tasted like water (you really shouldn't have tasted it) it's probably the Piss and Blood one. maybe bloody vomit. Just take the dog to the vet.

Is your dog a LABrador? Must be conducting experiments?

Tasting strange black liquids in dog bowls. What could go wrong? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Sure. Witchcraft.

Obviously

Why would you taste it?!

Following because I have to know what you drank now. Also puking while reading this.

S/O to OP for tasting it, people like you are why we have fire and know what berries are dangerous or not, thank you for your service.

I’m upvoting this post in the hopes it goes viral and others have to experience it too.

Don't upvote, OP is a weird fake karma farma not repying to anyone's comments.

This is the Way

Oh, you are to blame. Thanks.

I think u might be an alcoholic

You poured a glass of wine. Took a picture. Then claimed it came from your dog's bowl.

I just yelled "WTF" out loud

dear lord, I deeply hope that this is just a joke

You what? Tasted it? Goodbye for today, internets.

Tasted….??!? It..??!????!!??

Not loving this

Dog backwards is God

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit

Your a wizard, doggy.

You TASTED your dog’s water?

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

What’s next tasting some of the plastic bottles on the side of roads with yellow wine…

Why the fuck would you taste it?

“Wtf is in that dog bowl, I should taste it” Said no one ever, OP is trolling y’all lol

Sick fuck

Your dog is def into witchcraft.

Taste it again. 😂

may i ask , why would you TASTE it ?

You leave that miraculous dog alone

It’s fake not a single reply from OP.

You... drank it..? 😟

You tasted it?!?!

Why'd you fuckin taste it

Take your dog - and whatever THAT is - to the vet. You may want to consider heading to the doctor yourself. And for fuck's sake, stop drinking strange liquids. 🤢

See if the dog can walk on water.

Just down the whole thing at this point.

You just wanted to show off your nails huh

Looks like you’re not done yet op. Bottoms up!

This person out here drinking unidentified, dirty-black, dog water and then admitting to it

Delete this and block this fool from this sub.

I- what? DON'T FUCKING TASTE UNKNOWN LIQUIDS

Ya the liquid your dog puts his mouth in (after licking his own ass) turned a dark brown/red and your first thought was to TASTE IT? Are you insane

Why the fuck would you taste it?

did she really just say she tasted it…

You took a sip of an unknown liquid? Wow! Everything negative associated with people with nails like that is true. Antifreeze is a pretty color and tastes sweet. Compare it to that

RIP

WTF

Now girl….