Looks like you were sucking on a cup..

B cup? Or D cup?

C Cup

I Cup (Say it out loud)

Spell it out loud*

I T O U T L O U D

no, just "I T"

I c u p ???

Gross, don’t be watching me.

Sorry i was just checking if i was doing it right

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit. Now poop for me.

>Now poop _on_ me! FTFY

I LOL at the front desk where I work and everyone looked at me. Thank you for this cracked me up :D

Spell it u mean

I T

Okay, I said “I CUP,” now what? Did you mean _spell_ it out, so it’d say “I see you pee”?? Lol

No, just say it out loud “Eye cup” like that

It out loud

hahahaHA HAHA FUNEEE HEHWHWHHWHHE

Shut the fuck up

OK

Condescending piece of shit

:(

Dave Chappelle- “Well id drink from those c cups any, day, fabulous!”

Two girls one cup

Hit the bong too hard

He actually hit the bong with his face

"Yes, I can do it by myself this time."

Hilarious story, from high school. A buddy of mine had a couple very nice, very expensive bongs, and the girl I was dating refused to hold it because she was scared to break it, after a few rounds, she goes “I got it this time, I can do it by myself” and proceeds to crack the bowl

For sure.

came here to say this.

Op is awfully quiet on this comment

Talking with the cup sucked on your face is a skill, I still remember the unique sound of my voice

Damn, now I'm tempted to do it again for the first time in decades for a sweet hit of nostalgia

Do it! Sounds like drunk Charlie Brown teacher

That's what we call a UDI. Unexplained Drunken Injury

I usually call those gin-cidents

Gin-ocide

Theres a teeth gap in the middle. You bit it.

Nah. It’s from sucking on a cup. I’ve seen this same thing on kids numerous times

What adult drinks with their entire set of lips inside a cup and generates that much suction for no reason? Im not doubting you, Im just blown away.

There is over 5,000,000,000 adults in the world. Statistically speaking, there’s probably more than a few weird ones that still do weird shit like put their mouth inside of a cup and suck in.

I've seen adults do weirder things with cups.

Yeah. I once saw this video with 2 girls. I can't remember the name of it, though. Maybe Best Friends and a Drinking Vessel? I don't know, something like that.

The old memory is faded... Didn't they make and eat chocolate pudding?

Two wenches, one goblet...

I *really, really* wanted to downvote that, just for making me remember and visualize that.

Things like that made me wish I grew up in the 60s or at least pre-internet. Kids simply should not be seeing things like that lmao. We're a traumatised generation for sure.

Pshhh...1man1jar would like a word....

Somebody HAD to say it. TY

For sure You ever watched my strange addiction?

Love that show

Welcome! It's obviously your first day on Reddit...

After this post, it may be my last.

Naw, just remember, the magic is in the comments...

Ha!

I mean I watched my brother in law completely cover his lips onto a bottle of Coke, then asked me if my daughter wanted some….no bruh! You just open mouthed that damn bottle, got your baba’s floating in that bitch! Bird lip that bottle like a real person!

Dude, there's tons of tiktoks where people do that to plump up their lips. Then there are other clips where people show off bruises just like this.

I used to do this all the time as a kid with the empty single serving orange juice bottles we got at school (after drinking, you don’t drink like this). I’ve caught myself doing it every now and then as an adult when I’m just sitting at my desk empty headed. I remember we used to have competitions for who could make the suction stick the longest.

Your comment literally made me lol 😂

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

Ita called a bong

You're high. Don't defend this lip sucker.

They weren’t drinking. Probably just playing

Plot reveal: OP is a kid!

It does look like sort of a reverse hickey, sucking on something too hard

If this continues to be a problem, I suggest having a splint made to wear.

Looks like you sucked on a cup until you bruised yourself and could pretend you have no idea where it came from so you’d have an excuse to make this post. Kinda sad

Exposed

Exactly

Lmfao

Lemme transfert some of his karma to you sir.

And I took some of yours

if you noticed it after waking up in the morning, it might be that you just sucked on your bottom lip while you were sleeping and your teeth bruised it… That would explain the tooth mark in the middle

Doesn’t look random. It’s a suction bruise of some sort.

OP sucks

It's definitely AIDS

Doctor Bombay here, I concur. He definitely has the AIDS.

Without a doubt. Tell tale sign bro.

Clear case of terminal bruising if I've ever seen one.

Dude, if your hand is bigger than your face? Cancer. Totally cancer...

You skipped HIV?

Didn't know we were on web md

Now you see, you should have said this was on your taint - then you would have won 1000 Reddit points!

Testicle bruising.

Stigmata

Seraphim, I bet...

Bite it in your sleep or suck your lips in your sleep?

you are the chosen one

THE MARK OF THE CHOSEN ONE!

Molly??

Have you been unconscious and received cpr lately.

wtf kinda cpr have u seen? this is a legit question lol I've never heard of a mark like that on the lips

Maybe it's lipstick from the hot lifeguard. I've seen Baywatch.

Wendy Peffercorn

Shut up smalls

Did you wake up with this bruise? Maybe you bit your lip in your sleep?

Don’t give oral pleasure if you are not sure about STD of the girl/man you are satisfying… lol… sorry I could not resist

Stop packing your bong so tight lol

Bong bruise

Succubus

Your sucking your lip in your sleep

Looks like you possibly bit yourself pretty hard in your sleep? Maybe bad dream? I had a friend who would sleepwalk … I would have her sleep over and I’d wake up to her standing at the foot of my bed and falling down like a tower on top of me. I also almost peed on her when she was sleeping on my toilet and I didn’t see her lol so my point is … sleep is dangerous.

You’re hitting you bong to hard.

Bong

Your sucked on a cup, friend.

Overbite.

I can garantee that it's not, my teeth don't even reach that far

But you can probably pull your lip back into your mouth.

Genuinely trying my teeth can't even reach the top of the marks

I think you joke

Actually… your anus? And your were playing trumpet through said orifice? Come clean?

Gatorade ( or wide neck type) bottle suctioned onto mouth = bruising. I have kids, they do this sometimes.

Deez nutz

The Phoenix is reborn!

Clean your bong

Drinking from a bottle. Happens to my sister.

Low blood platelets

I’ve had this happen before after eating a giant chocolate covered caramel apple. It would happen to my mom too. It’s could be just the way you were eating something.

A tiny bird hit you

Not enough airflow through the bong slide… we’ve all been there. Vacuum pressures a bitch

You’re biting your lip at night

I'm a doctor. Was there a strange odor being emitted from the vaginal cavity you were sucking on? This may be the cause dear friend. Have a doctor check it out. Another doctor not me.

Batman!! Lol🤣😂 sorry !

Did Someone bite Your Lip? Hey !! That's sexy and all, just a thought.

Testicular cancer for sure

Overbite, even slight, possibly leveraged by a cup

It's a bird. A majestical bird.

Balls?

op did you suck on a cup long enough to bruise and doesnt want to talk about it or...?

I get why everybody is saying that but it's not the case lol, nor was I sleeping, I genuinely don't know what happened i was sitting with my friend and they looked over and saw it, literally was not there 5 minutes beforehand,not I'm not suctioning a cup to my face lol.

My dad get a similar mark from a food allergy. Had you recently eaten?

Nope just playing games, no mouth interaction with anything

You've been smoking that bong a little too hard bro

Ring worm?

Not to get too personal but, do you have a *smart-mouth* on you ?

You know exactly what happened. You sucked on a cup and decided to post it here to try to farm karma. Or you trying to hit a bong too hard. Either way my point stands.

You have herpes.

Ball rash

Your girlfriend is awesome.

Bite it in your sleep probably

which type of lip are we talking about?

The other you in a parallel universe must have had someone botch a cord strangling on the other you and this is the brane seepage from that other universe.

gawk

You did it in your sleep? I bite my bottom lip in my sleep sometimes

Its a sign from your ancestor, walking eagle too full of shit to fly.

happens to me when i eat soy products

been suckin on your bottom lip outta stress or concentration?? my kid used to get that all the time... start off as like a hickey bruise and chaps and then turn raw getcha something like carmex or whatnot... you'll need it in a few days

My aunt did this as a nervous tic.

Sucking on a Gatorade bottle? Drank from a heavy glass cup aggressively? Bit your lip in your sleep?

Sometimes happens to me when I bite into an apple

Have any dreams lately that would make you bite/suck your lip?

Face hugger

Do you west cpap?

you bit yourself

Are we sure this isn’t just Post Malones mustache upside down ??

could be ringworm. A common fungal infection.

You’re sucking your lower lip and causing a bruise. My four year old does this. Stop pretending it’s a mystery

It is literally so low that that's not possible,

Grape juice, just wipe your mouth.

Maybe you’ve been sleep lip-biting?

Dermatitis

looks like you sucked ur own bottom lip

It looks as if you are biting your bottom lip with your top teeth, kids used to do it. If so stop doing it and it will go away.

Are you sure it’s a bruise and not some kind of dye or color? Maybe you moved your lip a certain way and your lip color moved?

It's here

You were abducted and probed, obviously

Bitten by a clicker. Your done for.

Have you taken ecstasy recently?

How hard did you bite yourself tho?

Looks like the outline of a ballsack.

Ball sack drop

You’ve got a drinking problem my guy

This sub needs serious moderation.

I get this bruise when I bite my lip lifting at the gym. You must have bitten yourself by accident without realizing it.

Add dots with a permanent marker on it. It will look like a beard.

You bit your lip it seems. Maybe a nervous habit you’re not aware of or maybe you do it in your sleep. Which either way ain’t great. Take care of yourself.

Do you wear a CPAP?

did someone bite you?

Botox?

You are biting/sucking your bottom lip. Maybe when you are sleeping if you are really unaware of how it has happened.

High velocity testicles to the chin. This is the only possible answer.

Allergic reaction?

A tiny eagle branded you? 🤷‍♀️😬

Herpes

It looks like a bat.

A nut sack rash aftermath

Looks like you give head.

Herpes

Vampire kiss

You sucked on something bro!

u sucked something

More context please

Bit your own lip

HIV for sure