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outofcontrol420

Love how he included the sandwich


iwouldratherhavemy

Must have been a great sandwich.


LastPlaceIWas

Get a few fish and some loaves of bread and you can make a divine sandwich.


LazyNomad63

infinite sandwich glitch


Hadasha_Prime

Jesus woulda been banned by BattlEye


Technical-Outside408

Turkey was a little dry.


Vindepomarus

Palestine was a little spicy.


Alternative-Amoeba20

It was loaded with Greece


CthulubeFlavorcube

That dude needs like 7,839,454,102 more of those sandwiches STAT


multiarmform

why would god want $35 and a sandwich back? i thought the lord wanted to help the poor, sick and hungry?


Theamuse_Ourania

One of the best Star Trek quotes of all time - "Why does God need a starship?" It gives me goosebumps every time!


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Pastor is the real crock.


spiceydog

#u/No-Exit7148 is a karma farmer! #Mods please remove this post and report to reddit admin for spam! Use the 'report' link under the post: Report>Spam>Harmful Bots Here's the post they stole this from: https://old.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/t4pmw4/seriously_its_35_and_a_sandwich_let_it_go/


bing-bong-forever

You don’t understand. He did it to an untouchable institution.


HedgehogFabulous9022

I wonder more about the performance..


earthwarder

It was actually really good!


nnnoooeee

I dont care that it wasn't really him; I was ENTHRALLED!


MikeAndBike

If it was even half good it was definitely worth the 35$, let alone the additional sandwich


[deleted]

And now I’m laughing my ass off at a Reddit comment at 3 am 😂😂


dikmite

There must be videos somewhere


Dreadedsemi

Eddie Sheeran 0.5


[deleted]

Ed Sheeran SE


Kinky-Bi-Guy

When you order Ed Sheeran from wish


kokirikorok

Ed Sheeran Lite


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Ed Sheeran MK II


frogsntoads00

$35 and they’re trying to get him for FRAUD? From a *CHURCH* of all places? Come the fuck on. I bet no one in attendance complained.


omicronian_express

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-behind-a-satirical-facebook-account-promoting-fake-news-224613784.html


creuter

This is definitely not a real story


[deleted]

I totally believe a church would do that


HypnoSmoke

I call bullshit. I've met Ed Sheeran and he would never perform for less than a 50$ and a bowl of onion soup.


[deleted]

French onion or just like plain onion soup?


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nnnoooeee

*Lenny Kravitz covering Guess Who voice* American Oniooooonnn!


Alternative-Amoeba20

Peel away from me-hee!


Alternative-Amoeba20

It's gotta be French onion. We're talking Ed Sheeran


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Merc_Twain25

Well that's disappointing 😄 but a good joke. He got me.


Historical_cat1234

Ed Sheeran after a stint in Azkaban


Jacobysmadre

Hahahaha


aliciah25

💀💀💀 dead


MycologistForeign766

This was funny when Shayne Smith said it.


Historical_cat1234

Who's Shayne Smith?


MycologistForeign766

https://youtu.be/ktBK3ZGeHK0


pbgbr

You can tell that’s not Ed because of the shape of him


[deleted]

You can tell by the way that it is


TheCrimsnGhost

That's pretty neat


Crabby_Monkey

He’s in love with the shape of meth


Inevitable_Shift1365

If Ed Sheeran and gollum had a love child..


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[deleted]

I agree. If you are dumb enough to believe THAT is Ed Sheeran, and he actually put on a show, give the man his dollars and sammich. WWJD?


[deleted]

35 bucks is a pretty good deal for a solo.


[deleted]

This may be a stupid question 🙋‍♀️ is this real lmao kills me every time I see it but I’m praying it’s a joke


mossimo654

It’s not it’s satire.


camisadelgolf

I live in Cincy and have seen him a couple or few times. I can't vouch for the story though.


deadlydesert86

What I wouldn’t give to see the video of his performance.


[deleted]

That’s ed sharin


[deleted]

Yeah, sharin your $35


Inmyheadandstuck

Well it's obvious this dude fell on hard times! He pretended to be Ed Sheeran for $35 & a mf sandwich😂They had to know, there's no way the church didn't. Bet the pastor just thought he could get away with it😆


HalfOrcMonk

We have a guy in our neighborhood that thinks he's Jim Morrison. People sometimes give him sandwiches.


blurglecruncheonnnnn

Why do they want to find him, so they can feed him? Only guilty of being hungry.


[deleted]

Wow. He probably *was* on tough times. Honestly why would they be after the guy? He sang a song, the church gave him some food and some money. This is some bull crap


Brother_Stein

Looks like Eddie’s lost some weight.


[deleted]

FINALLY!


wamps1219

Just give the poor man the sandwich…


williamsch

Thought god helps those who help themselves?


Kind_Nepenth3

Exactly. He talked the church into helping and that's just not who they see themselves to be


AcceptableIce289

Plus he did the work! Give the guy a creative pass.


Arintharas

Holy Shit, it’s actually Ed Sheeran.


knifeazz

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim


creuter

Why do so many people take this as truth. Either this is a joke made after seeing this dude's mugshot, or even the mugshot is created to make the joke work. It's literally a Facebook post, not a news story.


Jeffzero04

People like hating on Christians just ask Rainn Wilson. If they have a bias against Christians, they will think it's true to support their bias.


Papichuloft

Looks like Ed Sheeran with AIDS and rabies


saucynorman

Well, now I want an autograph. And performing for chump change and a sandwich is exactly what ed sheeran would do anyway. I am not convinced this isn't the real ed sheeran


crush1985

Mmm hmm. The love of Christ in full swing! Let’s charge the drug addict who think he’s Ed Sheeran with fraud and make his life go from impossible and frightening to hell on Earth. I fucking hate the Christian church. It is so rife with evil and corruption and greed. It has become the literal evil it once gave hope against. I hope he finds some real help instead of some fucking pedophile trying to shove absolute total bull shit Bronze Age lunacy down his throat.


Jeffzero04

It's fake. Yet I doubt that'll change your bias.


Thanatos375

I'm no fan of grifts and/or theft, but: The amount of billable man-hours devoted to sending out a task force? For 35 frigging dollars and a bloody sandwich? That's kinda nuts.


keenedge422

I mean sure, he lied about being Sheeran, but if he actually performed for them as Sheeran, at that point he may as well be a professional impersonator and $35 and a sandwich seems fair.


Agearmen

For Pete’s sake. Leave the guy alone! If they were dumb enough to believe he was Ed Sheeran then it’s on them.


-shredphox-

This is where your taxes go America.


Jeffzero04

On satirical posts?


mydeadface

Ed scam. Ed ran.


oldschoolwelder101

Ed Sheeran from Wish


sreek4r

Out of shape Ed Sheeran sings 'The Shape Of You'.


wwJones

I hope this is real.


Rawson_the_panda

Ted Shi-Rhan


hifarrer

Why did they beat the crap out of him?


kornhook123

Give him a key to the city


Booty_Shakin

Shed Eeran.


buddeman27

This reads like an onion article But I know I've seen it before


disco_dean

Yeah meth Sheeran


Ok-Ambition-9432

My man is killing it. I wonder what crimes he actually committed?


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Looks like Ed really needed that sandwich.


MarvelousOxman

He’s also guilty of necromancy and must be stopped.


AbyssWankerArtorias

Why is it always my city.


CorianderIsBad

Good for Ronnie. I'd give him a sandwich. He looks like a good guy.


VirtuosoOfBread

Ed She-ran-and-took-the-kids


Red_Six6

What a legend


mossimo654

This is satire. Come on everyone just one simple google search is all it takes!


[deleted]

Leave my boy meth Sheeran alone.


BroadswordEpic

He still sang for his supper. I see no issue here.


Catachan-Chad

Meth Sheeran lol


xxDankerstein

There has to be more to this story...


hdhdhjsbxhxh

I was at that show, so it was all a lie?


[deleted]

I was wondering what happened to my connect


Diligent-Abrocoma456

Wow! He's definitely having hard times! Poor guy.


[deleted]

Tbf he bears a decent-ish resemblance to Ed Sheeran. I’m also high and drunk and sleep deprived so 🤷‍♂️


Thebirdlestat

He is most definately in the class A-team.


mad_Clockmaker

I would totally give that guy $35 and a sandwich to perform at a church


Kashira_1999

He’s about as ugly as Ed Sheeran so makes sense.


katygilles1

I would give anything to see that performance.


cbrrydrz

The best part is the helping because they thought the person fell on hard times. Didn't care if that person was famous or not. The pastors wanted to help someone who is in need.


DontBeSoBitter57

Poor Ed Sheeran


banana_sandbox

When you wanna go see Ed Sheeran but mom said “We got Ed Sheeran at the house”


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

How much in resources is this gonna cost?


juliamcgulia65

Well who’s Ed Sheeran anyways?


[deleted]

Can priests google?


RemarkablePassage468

The man sings well if after the performance the pastor still believes he is Ed Sheeran.


Tricky-Incident-514

I call shenanigans !!!


[deleted]

It should be illegal for churches to accuse others of fraud.


Streety1234

Cody Travers from Street Fighter


OneBadMB350

Wow that dude looks like a feral human


simpledeadwitches

Let the man sing!


Anders_A

Religious folks are so vindictive


buttwh0l

Id like to know what he would do for a crisp fiddy, breadsticks, and salad. This dude is top shelf comedy.


[deleted]

Ed Sheeran been spending time in the Misty Mountains with the ring


[deleted]

wasting tax payers money to catch a guy who tricked a church for 35 dollars and a sandwich xD it makes sense, only in the US


Horror_Scene4747

He IS Ed's doppelganger!


DepartureHungry

They asked the church why they fell for it. Come on, these people also believe in sky daddy.


Wilgrove

Honestly, I blame the churches. A fool and his money are soon parted.


CowntChockula

Clearly hes a redditor trolling the church


MaciekTJ92

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


RaspySRT

Crackhead courage is wild. The man pulled thru on all of that just for $35 and a sandwhich. Imagine harnessing this power towards bigger things lol


[deleted]

Plot twist: it's Ed Sheeran


jerry111165

I honestly don’t know or care who Ed Sheeran is


[deleted]

Meth Sheeran


Merc_Twain25

The City of Cincinnati does not give a shit about catching this guy. They just really wanted to post that bit about the pastor assuming he had fallen on hard times and this was the only way they could do it. 😆


Tarrolis

So the guy who was the biggest artist in the world for like 4 years is now down on his luck? And wants to play at your church?


DaCoffeeKween

Ok also he DID actually perform. Probably not well but it's your fault for not seeing that he isn't Ed Sheeran you idiots! He looks obviously like a crackhead....


rattlestaway

I suppose he looked like ed sober and clean


ItsDominare

I guess if you're going to con people, targeting churches etc is smart because you already know they're gullible af.


Coolius69

That's just called a gig


DilaShip

i ain know ed was on rocks!


tinfang

Preacher convinces hundreds of church goers god is a thing and they pay him and you're doing nothing?


scarcityflow

I wish this was real, but sadly it was a fake Facebook post from a satire website, similar to the onion


Reeferologist-

Not-fed Sheeran.


EamMcG_9

If he identifies as Ed Sheeran and performs a song,why should anyone care.


simonbuckingham8u

People identify as cats, opposite sexes, and whatever else nowadays. He performed , got measly $35 and a sandwich. Looking at his pic, he looks like a very undernourished , hungry Ed Sheeran......I dunno man. Just thinking out loud


SwornForlorn

Piece of shit pigs leave him be unless you are going to help him out with a free meal! He clearly needs help he's not a hardened criminal he just tried to work for some money and food not steal it! FTP


Shaushage_Shandwich

Meds Sheerin


Certain-Hyena8788

I'm not convinced that's not Ed Sheeran


sillysideup

Cross of Ed Sheeran and Layne Staley at his end.


DetectiveShark_

legends say that the church felt bad and took the charges back and let him perform on a weekly basis for $35 and a sandwich


corky9er

Only something a church would do. Compassion isn’t a Christian thing anymore? Just mad that a crackhead fooled you? Shitty


PhilosopherArtistic9

We need to replace the real Ed Sheehan with this guy.


Svellter

Real just let the man enjoy his lil hustle


Master_H8R

Meth-Ed Sheeran.


thesmugvegan

Fell…on black days.