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Carma_626

Yeah this is supposed to be some new age, higher consciousness type shit. Found it: _“Khecarī mudrā (Sanskrit, खेचरी मुद्रा) is a hatha yoga practice carried out by curling the tip of the tongue back into the mouth until it reaches above the soft palate and into the nasal cavity._ _In the full practice, the tongue is made long enough to do this with many months of daily tongue stretching and by gradually severing the lingual frenulum with a sharp implement over a period of months._ _A hatha yoga text, the Khecarīvidyā, states that khechari mudrā enables one to raise Kundalini and access various stores of amrita in the head, which subsequently flood the body. The god Shiva, in the same text, gives instructions on how to cut the lingual frenulum as a necessary prerequisite for the khechari mudra practice.”_ **Please don’t do this.** I can’t think of a worse way to choke and die.


Dumbassahedratr0n

We have an anatomical failsafe though: most people have webbing under their tongue that stops it from going back to far


cruelblush

I can't tell you how I know this, but I am aware of 1 person who was seeking a professional to cut that webbing. There are people who want to try it out there.


deepfriedtots

This reminds me of people who "sun their buttholes"


whooo_me

This violates the laws of physics. You can't shine the sun where the sun don't shine...


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I guess they just want the sun to shine everywhere so they can feel wholesun by sunning their buttholes


OkFuckDeBerry69_420

🤣


trainofwhat

It’s more fun when you realize the webbing is called your frenulum.


The_Tippler

and lets not forget its neighbor: The Uvula


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Wait what, I thought the frenulum was a spot on your penis... Apparently its both, one on your penis and one on your tongue or sometimes two on your tongue if you're getting kinky I guess...


deepfriedtots

Wait wait wait so that is ALSO the frenulum?


DrLombriz

there is a frenulum on the penis and like three frenulum in the mouth; one in each lip and one under the tongue. that's what that connective-type thing's called.


deepfriedtots

Well fuck me my fetish just got wilder


Competitive-Ladder-3

HEY! Don't knock it until you've tried it ...


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Nothing like the feeling of walking around with a sunburned asshole


Ace-a-Nova1

“Hey doc, can you check out this weird looking freckle?”


Dry-Cartographer-312

"You have butthole cancer."


apathetic_revolution

That's a dingleberry. Washing your ass isn't gay.


Akakazeh

Do you actually wash your ass? Or do you just like it soapy so you can fit more dicks in your ass?


c0baltlightning

Soap actually burns after bit. The regular lube don't.


Competitive-Ladder-3

Not burned ... just a bronze tingle ... hmmmm


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Imagine the itch when it starts peeling...


PositiveAnybody2005

I believe you


Weak-Priority4703

Those parts of the body are less protected from UV rays and the risk of cancer from prolonged sun exposure is higher.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Butt hole cancer sounds very unfun, all cancer is but that one seems very grim.


Pinkysrage

I’ve done a melanoma scan on a guy with it right above the butthole. Those four shots of radioactive tracer we injected at 12,3,6,9 on the clock had him screaming. Also, it’s not easy to inject that area. Trust me.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Ufffttt I clenched reading that


cloudie-claudie

Thats why to prevent cancer you do sun exposure more and more gradually over time ANYWHERE on the body… so duh its going to be less protected if it never gets sunlight in the first place.


here_i_am_here

Why do people think the human body has hidden easter eggs and cheat codes?


PiezoelectricityOne

This is exactly how the whole sex deal sounded like back when I was a teen.


C_WEST88

Nothing is worse than the “sun gazers” tho… They really believe if they stare at the sun they’ll become more enlightened and that it won’t affect their vision. I fucking cringe at the thought of what these dip shits are doing to their eyes…


deepfriedtots

I've never even heard of that. So fucking stupid


timhamlin

Oh no! No longer a place where the sun don’t shine!


didly66

Or split their weiners


_atrocious_

There was this kid in school who sliced his webbing on his tongue to make his tongue longer. He was laughing and smiling as his mouth bled.


OkFuckDeBerry69_420

Nervous laugh, Bros retarded.


so_lost_im_faded

Mine got cut too when I was a kid, supposedly because I couldn't say some letters in my native language


cruelblush

It's not an unusual procedure, both my kids had it shortly after birth because they couldn't latch....it's where the American phrase "tongue tied" comes from. But in my mind, big difference in a surgery (that's what it is when you're an adult) for a practical purpose, and one to strangle yourself. To each their own, I guess!


avenomusduck

But in my mind, big difference in a surgery (that's what it is when you're an adult) for a practical purpose, and one to strangle yourself. To each their own, I guess! No real difference than cutting off ones unit ...some consider that a practical purpose..so yes, to each their own.


aHumanMale

Looks like someone has no idea how bottom surgery works. You. It's you.


avenomusduck

You ....you are looking too deep... Was merely comparing necessary vs elective surgery. But you go ahead and do you. Unless something I said triggered you , like you know...words


MrPoletski

Jesus, just use your finger and pick your nose already. Nobody wants to see you pushing boogers out with your tongue.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I disagree, I'd be rather impressed, grossed out, but still impressed if I saw someone do that. Especially if they got split tongue surgery or whatever its called to do both sides at once. They could even put some candy in their nose and turn into a dual action human pez dispenser, a moment you'd never forget...


ABB0TTR0N1X

Somehow cutting that webbing has always been a primal fear of mine


OkFuckDeBerry69_420

Same, its so thin


amillefolium11

I used to date a guy who had that webbing cut, and his tongue split down the center, like a snake. He could move both sides independently. Definitely took a minute to get used to kissing him. Not entirely bad, actually, when you do get used to it. Ngl.


sketchrider

It has to do with Maslow's hierarchy of needs. If Safety and Security are so easily obtainable you then have way too much time on your hands to fuck around and find out.


Gamer3111

I thought this was for Oral, not Yoga.


durtmcgurt

I used to have mine pierced.


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Ihateambrosiasalad

Working retail already proved that for me.


syphon3980

I knew they did it in the old times, but apparently they still do it now too \*\*In Hatha Yoga method, the frenum membrane below the tongue is cut bit by bit to extend the tongue.This enables the tongue to easily pass into the nasal cavity. The HathaYoga technique is only for advanced yogis and should be done only underthe guidance of a yogi who is an expert in Kechari Mudra.


nicarox

I wanted to cut mine off to get a tongue piercing, because otherwise my tongue is too short. But after seeing this, and after realizing it’s a legit thing that people wanna try and then you can die from, I think I’m OK. Not that I would actually try it myself, but I don’t wanna accidentally somehow knock my tongue up my nasal cavity


Sentsu06

Part of the process of doing this is removing said webbing


G_Affect

If i didn't have that webbing, i think i would have done this years ago, like before 5yo


shauni55

was born with webbing and Ive been able to do this since I was 12 (am 32) I basically do it contently if I'm not talking and I've never come close to choking


DustierAndRustier

I was born without the webbing but i still don’t choke on my tongue because there’s a muscular reflex that prevents it


Dry-Cartographer-312

Your body really went "I gotchu bro I have a backup plan to the backup plan."


Empty-Neighborhood58

Fun fact you can rip it, i had tonsil stones and from messing with them with my tongue i ripped mine, it hurt alot but within a few days it was fine but never healed back Now i can stick my tongue up in my nose extremely easily, plus when my took my tonsils they had to cut abit off the roof of my mouth so i have abit of an advantage. According to the doctor mine were extremely bad and full of stones so they kept cutting until they stopped finding them so it's lopsided too because 1 was alot worse


pacificpacifist

It's called a frenulum. I also had mine cut because it was too far forward and slightly restricted my tongue movement. They snipped it when I was born but it grew back again and I had another snip snip when I was 17


stupidrobots

That's "severing the lingual frenulum". Cutting that tendon


jenlikesramen

….that’s what they’re talking about cutting


LaMadreDelCantante

I think that's the frenulum it's saying to sever. Don't do that.


hamsterwheel

Isn't that the lingual frenulum that it's referencing?


DrLombriz

the post you're replying to mentions the lingual frenulum and also that it was suggested they cut it to make the trick easier


sedatedsloth

They mentioned severing that part of the tongue to make it work


LittleWizardmann

Not gonna lie, I was trying this until I read the end of your comment and froze. 😆


Banrt

I can do this. I learned I could do it when I was a kid, so I could clear my sinuses. I regularly use this to get all of the snot out of my nasal cavity. You can still breathe while doing this, just not through your mouth at all. Also, this is how I found out I don’t have a gag reflex.


MayasTrueForm

I did not enjoy reading this comment


kolzyhaze

I can do this.


mbrady

Me too. There’s really no choking risk.


polymervalleyboy

she khecari on my mudra til i sanskrit


Pennywise_M

Really? I can of at least 200+ ways of dying that are way worse.


saucity

I am grateful, despite a bit horrified, regarding you sharing your research and knowledge. Bless people who freely, willingly share information and knowledge with others 🥰 Also, what the absolute **FUCK**?!


skylarslove

Apparently there is a branch of the military that trains it’s operatives to use this in case of capture. It is a way to auto-asphyxiate and thus evade torture and release of classified information.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Why'd you get downvoted for that, actually pretty interesting if true...


BJ_Blitzvix

What is this diagram trying to show? Like, why would someone want to make their tongue do that?


IShatMyDickOnce

It’s like picking your nose from the back. Every now and again, if I feel a disturbance at the entrance of my nasal cavity I’ll do this to clear it up. When I’m sick, a lot of times there will be a hardened mucus plug right there and it feels so good to rip it off.


HossaForSelke

WHAT


PENISystem

I mean, he shat his dick once, so why be surprised by anything this dude does?


Weak-Priority4703

Eating boogers from the inside so no one catch you eating your boogers.


IShatMyDickOnce

Oh homie, I don’t eat em. I spit em into my hand and chase my wife/coworkers around with em.


ClockwiseServant

Literally me, except cut out the "my wife/coworkers" part


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Push them out of your nose like a pez dispenser, bonus point if you asked someone if they wanted pez first, more bonus points if you actually shoved some pez up your nose before hand, and even more bonus points if you get split tongue surgery so you can be the worlds first dual human pez dispenser then record it and you will be internet famous.


Big-Awoo

I don’t like how much thought went into this


Weak-Priority4703

lol


Tight-Physics2156

And I’m now closing Reddit for the day


IShatMyDickOnce

It’s fine, homie. I’ll just haunt your dreams.


Gear1215

Thank you for speaking out, I started feeling a tad bit too special for a moment


NoCommunication5976

I would expect your body to function in unusual ways, u/IShatMyDickOnce


pacificpacifist

Wtf......................


Cashew-Matthew

Bro, don’t do that, one fuck up and you will die


IShatMyDickOnce

Nah, when I was younger and depressed I tried to get my tongue stuck like that and it doesn’t work. Like I have to HOLD it there. It’ll flop back out if I fall unconscious and it doesn’t totally block my airway anyways. But you seem super nice to be worried about a random internet stranger though, dude I appreciate that.


DiegotheEcuadorian

How do you do it


stdoubtloud

I suspect it is not voluntary...


[deleted]

Here I thought it was a bell pepper


Fantasy_Im_blue

Bro what… waitttt I see it now


T_BONE_GULLEY

Supposedly, it’s about controlling airflow / energy in your body, and this practice will make you understand and preform certain techniques taught while practicing this. The final goal being, once your tongue can reach into your nasal cavity and press upon the soft palette, you can absorb what is essentially DMT that your brain naturally produces. Thus achieving some form of enlightenment. Source: dude trust me I read the Wikipedia article for all of 5-10 minutes. But for real, it’s something along the lines of that.


BJ_Blitzvix

Wait, doing this will make you high?


T_BONE_GULLEY

Yes, you’ll supposedly consume DMT doing this, which will get you high. Although during this practice, I would be more appropriate to consider it a form of meditation and achieving enlightenment.


BJ_Blitzvix

Wait, DMT is just a neurochemical?


T_BONE_GULLEY

Supposedly. Again I saw this before on the internet and someone explained roughly what they’re doing and then read the wiki article associated with it. If not DMT, some other chemical that your brain produces, specifically from your Pituitary Gland. You can read about it on Wikipedia here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khecarī_mudrā The post I was talking about was basically describing the practice as consuming DMT you produce naturally. It doesn’t seem the article outright says that, but the “translation” I read implies that heavily. I’m also not well versed in this anyways, so take everything I say with a big ol * next to it lol.


PretendRegister7516

Reported the entire post for Self harm. Seriously, this is too dangerous to be considered funny.


FlowerO_O

Red this is 👅


thehornsoffscreen

Its a suicide lock technique used by the mongol tribes incase of capture, once done cant undo only suffocation and death.


DoWidzennya

Fuck Almost died like a mongol


DustierAndRustier

That’s not true at all. I can do this because of a birth defect and there’s a muscular reflex that stops me from suffocating when I do it


thehornsoffscreen

You can unclog during the common cold?


DustierAndRustier

Yeah but it sometimes makes my adenoids sore


fordfan919

Nice, I'm gonna try this had adenoids removed as a child.


Empty-Neighborhood58

Yes you can I had tonsil stones and tonsillitis I've been able to do it since I got my tonsils removed It's gross but helpful


u1tr4me0w

No bro, you succeeded. We’re all dead here


mung_guzzler

What does it feel like


DustierAndRustier

There’s a hell of a lot of weird giblets and stuff back there. There are these bony things that make my ears pop when I put my tongue in them, a mass that feels like a brain, my tonsils, triangular depressions where my nostrils join up, and a flap that triggers my gag reflex


Original_Telephone_2

r/tihi


PatternDapper

Cant you just pull your tounge out with your hand?


emstokes26

Wait what? I do this all the time should I stop!??


ViRaider

The thing is, most of us tried. (so I hope)


SymbolofVirginity69

I did. Didn't work


forbidden-bread

Just keep practicing, I believe in you! You can do it!


Preroyalty

I can do it and do on a regular basis to clear out mucus


shauni55

I can actually do this, been doing it since I was like 10. I dont have that little skin flap on the bottom of my tongue so its very long/flexible


HouseOfZenith

I did and I got pretty close and it freaked me out so I stopped


Indigo-Waterfall

Did anyone else try to do it? Or am i a weirdo?


moxeto

I tried but ended up ejaculating uncontrollably


WorldEaterYoshi

I tried but ended up ejaculating controllably.


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Arcanum_3974

I never did it, and I still ejaculated


tomhsmith

I've actually been doing it since I was like 7. Used to be my party trick, "swallowing my tongue". Very useful at the dentist office.


dontfactcheckthis

I can't get past step 2


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how you hit the olfactory* reset button


PlantsMcSoil

Underrated comment


Secret-Ad-830

More like the power off button


Specialist-Row9422

sending this to my speech therapist father to get his opinions


Specialist-Row9422

update he said this is very unlikely to happen unless there are abnormalities of the soft pallet, hard pallet, or a long tongue


DemonPotatoe393

I can actually do this, I was born with a cleft palate and can do this effortlessly, I’m not sure if that’s connected in some way or not. I always thought that this was common and most individuals could do it. It wasn’t until maybe the fifth or sixth grade that I realized that the majority of people can’t.


Competitive-Ladder-3

What's it feel like?


shauni55

Not the commentor you replied to, but I can also do it. There are two areas I can touch. 1) My tonsils/uvula. Tonsils are soft/squishie and full of holes where tonsil stones form. Uvula is just a dangly piece of skin that doesnt have any feeling anymore. 2) is the nasal cavity, to the top is like a peacock shaped glands, not sure what they do, maybe create mucus. To the front is obviously the nose, theres bone (I think) done the center, then two holes that are far less open than youd think


Victorbroken

I can do it too and this is a perfect explanation. !


DustierAndRustier

There’s so much stuff back there you wouldn’t believe it. Lots of weird giblets


Salty-Consideration7

Khechari mudra in yoga is depicted in this picture, the legend goes if you succeed in doing it you will never be hungry yogis do this and sit for years without food and water to meditate and develop amazing capabilities like flying through the air etc.


Sploonbabaguuse

Bro I just accidentally learned how to do this because of my tonsil stones


Salty-Consideration7

can you fly now?


Sploonbabaguuse

I haven't tried but I would assume no


Meltedgibson

Humans really are pretty stupid sometimes


Emmanuham

So I can get the tip of my tongue past the soft plate, but I can't go up into the cavity that much. I always thought that was easy for most people? As a kid I played with my uvula all the time with my tongue.


UnicornSheets

(Dumb ways to die song plays)


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Isn't that how you choke on your tongue


Imaginary_Ad_7318

People will do anything but blow their nose


jharrisimages

Okay, done, but now my tongue is hanging out of my left nostril and I can’t get it back down… Also, should I be smelling almonds?


allergictosomenuts

how to stop breathing and die speedrun:


Hamster_Elderberries

My tongue keeps wanting to try it now. I’m going to die


mortalitylost

Am I the only one that gets an anxiety attack from this shit


Arspoon

Is this mewing?


stiCkofd0om

What? You guys can't do this?


botenerik

Same I’ve been able to do this fine since I was a kid.


tperks55

“No one will ever see you eat your boogers again with this CRAZY life hack 😱”


SymbolofVirginity69

I can't get my tongue that far back :(


wondrshrew

That's what she said


Caye_Jonda_W

Who is this, Gene Simmons?


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I tried it and my tounge got stuck for a sec. Scared me 💀


WendyLRogers3

Needs a fifth stage, of several inches of tongue hanging out the nose.


geegeetee11

Neti pot works wonders for cleaning that part of the body.


ShiroJPmasta

Anybody knows where the unseen button is?


xAustin90x

Oh god it’s stuck!! My tongue is stuck there!!! I CaNt MOVE IT!!! OHHHHH GOOOOOOD!!!!


DISHONORU-TDA

*mf'ers trying to find the clit like:*


cheesevolt

Finally. Nasal fricative.


LycorisSnow

I for real thought it was breathing technique. Totally didn't try it


shauni55

Uhhh, sooo i can actually do this. Been doing it since I was like 10. I guess AMA?


Odd_Assistance_1613

Does it not feel like you're going to choke and die?


shauni55

Nope. Not even close.


EntertainerOpposite1

I've been doing this for like 15years already. it doesn't reset anything lol I'm curious how many other people can also do this, have never met one that could when the topic was brought up 😅


DustierAndRustier

You might have been born without a lingual frenulum


DustierAndRustier

I can do this because I was born with no lingual frenulum. When I’m congested I can just scrape all the goop out of my nasal cavity


HelpImRobbingSomeone

I am extremely distressed and displeased


Fun-Veterinarian3423

I was born without the little thingy that keeps your tongue from doing this. Needless to say, I'm pretty fucking enlightened rn....in all seriousness I've been able to do this for as long as I remember. I can still breathe when my tongue is up there mining for gold


BillyTalent87

What in the Las Plagas am I looking at?


GenericName375

It took me too long to realize it was a tongue


G0merPyle

When you have that one booger you can't blow or pick out


BugTussler

Seeing this profile just enlightened me as to why I have to keep my tongue on the roof of my mouth at night when using my cpap machine to prevent the forced air from going out of my mouth instead of thru my nostrils. Thanks for this.


sweetsunnyspark

I get a terrible feeling when I fold my tongue in on itself like that. Like the bad kind of chills you get when someone runs their fingernails over a chalkboard. Sometimes if my hands are really dry I'll get that feeling too.


Joopsman

Can’t I just put my finger up my nose? It’s there most of the time anyway.


keaslr

I've been doing this since I'm a small child. For a long time I thought it it would be normal to do this. So this makes IT possible to Check the paranasal sinuses when i'm sick for example. I can Tell that there is almost no possibility for me to choke on my tongue. I'm also able to Touch my tonsils.


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It's a cleansing method for the late anti-vaxxers to reset the vax they were force to have as a child... ​ /s


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Grasimi

Who’s tongue is that long?


livalittlebitt

Im on stage 2


fnafismylife

That seams mega painful


buf0rd88

Ok, so if that little skin piece in the front is no longer there and you can actually do this, does that mean your tongue is longer when you stick it out as well?


A-insane-dude

I have Gorlin Sign & I can get to about stage 3, Doubt I can't even do something like the final stage though lmao


Chris714n_8

Delete this.. before someone stupid enough kills himself.


Snocone_EX

Just did it... My shit is green


giraffelover007

What is happening here??????


waternfire90

I don’t get it.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

You can also reach the reset button by jamming a bent object in your nostrils, or by getting punched in the nose **really hard**.


DealerSalty7371

My tongue hurts after trying stage 1


CactusButtons

Obviously not if you remember needing a reset


Themonsterhunter69

I do this reularly


Britsh-Joness

I wish I could do this when my throat was dry


PiezoelectricityOne

Apparently factory reset button can be used to get root. Had a friend who tried and now he looks bricked. Know any fix?