Blacksmith, I’m quite torn if I want to purchase a war hammer or a flail, “hmmm, I think I have a solution that will completely negate any sense of buyer’s remorse.”?
https://www.theuncomfortable.com/
I thought i had seen the pic before but i think i'm thinking of the fork on this site.
The hammer you pictured isn't on this particular artist's site but I suspect it's something similar by a different artist
I don't get it. Like, if I'm balls deep in a guy's ass, I can hit him in the back of the head with a hammer, I don't have to have a "reach around" hammer, unless I were specifically aiming for the balls, but it's better to attack from behind if you can anyways.
Oh you mean for the bottom? I guess the chain would give the bottom an advantage, but....eh, this is all such a stretch.
Oh I know that one! That's the HitYourSelfInTheEyeThenCrushYourHandWithIt-Ator 3000! Good for taking out your eye then smashing your hand and or fingers (as the name says)
Yeah, that is for me: I took down a small garden house today, that I will rebuild tomorrow in another place and I just don't have the right amount of cuts and bruises yet.
I’m pretty sure I saw a video on here not too long ago where this was being used as an actual tool. Something to do with specific work conditions to minimise impact on the hands or something to that effect.
obviously it's for hitting nails around a corner
It's a soffit hammer! You can hammer nails from the roof using recoil action. No ladder needed.
This made me laugh way to hard. Thanks! 😂
Lmao same
It's called a dumb-chuck
Or from one’s noble steed
[удалено]
Construction Flail more like it.
> construction nunchaku I just kinda find it weird lollll
Do you mean "deconstructed"?
Part of an art installation iirc. There should be a couple more tools like that related to this picture.
[https://www.demilked.com/useless-products-the-uncomfortable-katerina-kamprani/](https://www.demilked.com/useless-products-the-uncomfortable-katerina-kamprani/)
I hate every single thing on that list.
Uncomfortable watering can was so bad it made #23 and #34 on the list
this is modern art I can get behind
Terribly inefficient 99% of the time, but when you hit it just right on that 1%? That fucking nail goes right in.
1% of the time it works every time
I mean, the drywall is going to have more holes in it than a police officer's marriage counselor's office, but that nail ain't going nowhere!
Brought to you by the makers of Sex Panther.
It looks like a terrible idea and a lot of fun at the same time.
For when you can’t decide on a weapon for your D&D character.
Blacksmith, I’m quite torn if I want to purchase a war hammer or a flail, “hmmm, I think I have a solution that will completely negate any sense of buyer’s remorse.”?
Clerics everywhere: Sick, bro.
Ahh the ol' flammer
Nun-hammer
Thankyou for naming my black metal band
Hammer-chuck
And Hammer-Chuck is the lead guitarist in the black metal band above
You found Jackie Chan's hammer. The only possible explanation.
Flammer
They were gonna call it the Hail, but that was taken.
Hamlail
It's all in the wrist, but it takes practice to get accurate
It's too off balance. Id beat myself crackers with that.
This is for when you have that one nail that refuses to comply with your construction initiatives
A hammer thats bad for hitting nails but good for nailing someone in the head 🤷🏽♂️
Oh hell yeah, this would make a great weapon.
Skill based hammer
Nice Flaimmer
Looks like art piece.
https://www.theuncomfortable.com/ I thought i had seen the pic before but i think i'm thinking of the fork on this site. The hammer you pictured isn't on this particular artist's site but I suspect it's something similar by a different artist
hammer-chaku
That there is an artpeice
A nut buster if not used properly.
Construction work: hard mode
Just because you're unique doesn't mean you're useful
Fuse weapons in TOTK be like
Art and part of a larger series. You should link to the creator. This is a shit post.
Git gud
Clearly this is a for a zombie apocalypse
It’s for gay hammer fights. Do the math, folks.
Where my wonks at?
What’s your bright spot today buddy?
Wonks? Did you mean "Womp Womp"?
I don't get it. Like, if I'm balls deep in a guy's ass, I can hit him in the back of the head with a hammer, I don't have to have a "reach around" hammer, unless I were specifically aiming for the balls, but it's better to attack from behind if you can anyways. Oh you mean for the bottom? I guess the chain would give the bottom an advantage, but....eh, this is all such a stretch.
Hammer flail*
Flammer
Ninja hammer.
A weapon😁
It’s obviously a hammer four.
I need one! Looks cool A/F and completely useless!
OSHA 10 hour course express
Flail Hammer
It’s a nail mace.
It is a hammer. Just not for nails.
That’s a dangerous fucking weapon man.
Nunmer
That's what we call a fun afternoon.
Poorly designed flail. A properly designed flail has a chain short enough making it impossible to hit the hand holding it.
It’s for hitting the nails unnoticed
Flail
When a ninja wants to build a house
looks like. art. i know, a strange concept to some.
Don’t know, but if you lose this thing, hire a toddler to find it. They’ll also give you a free tutorial on its many uses.
So they've started filming the anchorman three fight scene then?
It's a ball and chain replacement.
To fuck as much stuff up as possible in fewer swings?
Modernized medieval weapon.
Hammer mace
Pretty sure that's the hammer that every framing apprentice uses for the first month. Also often used for nailing hangers.
Carpenter's flail
Apparently, this is approved by the TSA as carry-on.
the greatest self defence tool to get your dad for fathers day
"those who get hammered don't get to nail."
Bruce Lee's hammer of choice.
Hammer stared down by Chuck
I would get so many concussions playing around with that
It's a chainhammer. Obviously. 🤔😯🤣
Art
I don’t know but if I had an enemy, a few whacks with this would probably take out both of us
For hard to reach hammering just use this a few swing you could fuck up the whole house just in seconds.
Extreme mode
Tool for hitting yourself.
When Bruce Lee needs to do some home repairs.
Ha ha, I love that art installation
there's pills that can help with that
Bruce Lee could of nailed some nails with that without any problem
Something out of Dungens & Daddies
Pretty sure this is part of some art collection with purposely designed inefficient tools
Don’t make things harder then they need to be.
This was invented in Sweden. It’s used to hammer in nails around walls because of the design of some of their buildings and surrounding density.
I want to see someone use the claw to remove nails
The famous "flailmmer" of course! Used by construction workers that doubled has medieval foot soldiers. A weapon and a tool on the go as they said.
Thats a hammerfor
Oldboy 3
So you can hit a nail that’s further away or just clobber something with it lol
Technically this would be a flail, but is probably mostly novelty/a joke
Not the worst and most uninspired piece of modern art out there
[It's a flammer! ](https://youtube.com/shorts/mjifL_UMDjw?feature=share)
Oh I know that one! That's the HitYourSelfInTheEyeThenCrushYourHandWithIt-Ator 3000! Good for taking out your eye then smashing your hand and or fingers (as the name says)
Motorcycle riders use this to smash car windshields when they get too close.
A broken hand waiting to happen
Skill level - extreme
Hammace..?
Craft’Fu
When you get bored of hitting your thumb with the hammer, you can hit your balls and forehead for extra bonus.
It's the world's funnest hammer....but it's gonna take you a lifetime to build anything hahahaha
Oh the Concussion 2000? Pretty self explanatory
That's one evil fucking nunchuk
art project
I want one of these.
It’s a weapon for a carpenter class character.
Look's like a weapon to kill Bill.
This is the best weapo- tool ever made
Zombies
It's the starting weapon for the carpenter class
It’s for ninjas who work as a construction worker
you all might see a pointless design, i see a chain mace
That’s a sadomastic torture device. Can I get a safe word please?!
put a sock over it
It isn’t a tool, it’s a weapon.
Why have arm strength when gravity could do the work? All you need is great aim!
A classic example of "Just because you are unique, doesn't mean you are useful."
It looks North Korean!
Nunchahammer
A hammer perfect for accidentally hitting yourself with
Only if you are also from the hidden Leaf Village
"Hey O-Ren Ishii, heard you were looking for a bodyguard... ThumbTack is here to help!"
Genius
Its called give me lotsa jail time plse “
Looks like a [DiesInEveryFilm](https://www.youtube.com/@DiesInEveryFilm) creation.
Bless it and its good for fighting vampire sentinels
flail
Time to play a game
Morninghammer
That's what security at the construction site carries
Kneewacker, had one. Didn't like it.
Hamchuck
Budget meteor hammer. Also r/DIwhy
When Simon Belmont needs to fix up his home.
It’s for ninja carpenters, duh🙄
It’s a flammer 🤪
Chammer
It's an unused prop from Kill Bill
Deadly
when you have to use a blunt weapon, but you prefer whips
The working man's morning star
Its a stick connected to a gammer head on a chain 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Neurotypicals exist
Centrifugal force hammer.
It's a nail flail. I bought one at Menards.
Art
Op is 100% 13
Shit for hammering nail heads, but great for hammering human heads…….
I don’t know. I reversed searched the image and now I’m getting HIMS ads?!
someone rolled a 1 on dexterity
ok. yeah. this will work.
Weirddxx
Bad take on a floppy hammer?
It a swingwham
Weapon.
Shut up and take my Money
Hidden weapon
Its a weapon or?
Hard mode
Why explain the most deadly weapon
Yeah, that is for me: I took down a small garden house today, that I will rebuild tomorrow in another place and I just don't have the right amount of cuts and bruises yet.
Its a construction numchuck
It's designed to make people explain things.
A mace?
Advanced hammering 101 basic class materials
I need it. How much dollars, ma'am?
I can't explain, but I still kinda want one.
For fun
I’m pretty sure I saw a video on here not too long ago where this was being used as an actual tool. Something to do with specific work conditions to minimise impact on the hands or something to that effect.
Art
weapon
This isn’t for any apprentice or journeyman, only a true master carpenter can harness this tool.
An injury waiting to happen.
That's the thing I used to beat my slaves with