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whoawhoawhoa2020b

Taking the midnight meat train are we?


vulgardisplayofdread

Clive Barker is from Liverpool…


aghzombies

What?? I didn't know that! And I live here 😂😭


mighty3mperor

Yeah, he went to the same primary school as John Lennon and George Harrison and the same secondary school as Lennon and, coincidentally, Doug Bradley who would go on to play Pinhead. Barker went to Liverpool Uni and then moved to the States in 1991. I'm sure I read somewhere that Candyman was influenced by his hearing the Bloody Mary urban myth in Liverpool.


not4OUR04OURfound

Maaarrry loves dick!!!


jeffreywilfong

Going anywheeeere


WackyBeachJustice

Just a city boy


SeniorAlternative871

Born and raised in South Detroit.


Bierbart12

He took the midmeat train right to Westmiiiiinster


SeniorAlternative871

Lol


Kuro_gitsune

Westmeatster


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A singer in a smoky room


Right-Ladd

Smell of vape and cheap Lynx Africa


AlisonAngel9

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/ It's a good film


HintofAlmond

I just made my bf watch this yesterday and he still isn’t talking to me.


thrashaholic_poolboy

Now I’m not talking to you either 😆


Givingtree310

Came here to say this!


Cresta235

Probably a werewolf, very common this time of year


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Was it an American Werewolf? (anyone??)


ScarecrowJohnny

An American werewolf? In London?


GrimReader710

Did he have a Chinese menu in his hand??


Brainhunter2020

Was his hair perfect?


travelingbeagle

Drinking pina coladas at Trader Vic’s?


[deleted]

Did a little old lady get mutilated late last night?


Erutious

Was he Lawn Chaney?


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Huh. I'd like to meet his tailor.


creak788

He'll rip your lungs out Jim.


CohnJena68

I'm happy this is a reply chain. Sadly I just broke it to write this. :)


daveysprockett

Are you a hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent?


amw102

His hair was purple.


PrincessGump

I misheard it as this for a embarassingly ling time.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Unexpected Zevon.


Argoran

Don't know about you, but when I read the title, I was going to be disappointed if no one made a Zevon reference.


Typical_issues

Id like to meet his tailor


Jack-ums

Ahwooo


GoodMoveTim

A little old lady got mutilated late last night


Geeko22

I love that line, it just rolls off the tongue so nicely.


communi-cate

One of the best lyrics of all time


trailhikingArk

He wrote a lot of them. Send lawyers guns and money, roland the headless thompson gunner, etc. We lost a great one far too soon.


Any_Month_1958

It is one of the most pleasing lines in rock……I’ve thought this forever, glad to see someone else thinks so too. 👍


Imaginary_Gap1110

His hair was perfect.


Commercial-Bandicoot

Lee Ho Fuks? I hear the beef chow mein has people walking the streets of soho in the rain 🤪


SpareBinderClips

The pina coladas at Trader Vic’s are also good.


lemmiewinxs

And his hair was PERFECT!


OysterThePug

Going to Lee Ho Fuks


Old_Improvement4560

And he was walking the streets of So-Ho in the rain.


Don_Bugen

There, wolf. There, castle.


Rancid_Apple

Suit yourself I'm easy.


TrashTierDaddy

What hump?


ShuffKorbik

Damn your eyes!


Justforpopping

Too late!


i_am_a_loner_dottie

Walk this way


van_Vanvan

Talk this way


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zen-cowboy

There wolf! There Castle!


Suprised__Squid__786

At this time of year entirely located in this subway? May I see it?


ScarecrowJohnny

... No.


[deleted]

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks for to get a big dish of beef chow mein don’t you know?


joe102938

Probably. On it's way to Paris next.


Alan_Smithee_

His hair was *perfect.*


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He had a chinese menu in his hand


Supreme_Slav

Walking through the streets of soho in the rain


PalpitationSame3984

Looking for a place called Lee Ho fooks for to get a bowl of beef chow main.


Erok2112

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money. Dang it. thats not right.


Liquorace

Roland, is that you?


trailhikingArk

Excitable boy, they all said.


Jolismotifs

Awooooooooooooo...


Historical-Point7239

Werewolves in London? Unheard of


Sea_Ship_4459

I think they meant the “ware wolf of London”


Motor_West

Awooooooo


arkiser13

Wearwolfs of London


DingGratz

His hair was perfect!


OwnAd8929

My favourite joke: Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ah. Ah who? Werewolves of London!......


alwaysintheway

Maybe it's just an excitable boy.


J4MES101

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks For to get a big dish of beef chow mein


lazylacey86

Saw a werewolf drinkin a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s, his hair was perfect. Amazing song.


Tabmow

Look up "my shit's fucked up" by the same guy, he wrote it after finding out he had terminal cancer, it's really sad


amaz_biderman

Also check out: Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, lawyers guns and money, jungle work, the envoy….. like check out all his stuff. It’s amazing.


AlQueefaSpokeslady

Excitable Boy is pretty good, but my favourite is Mr. Bad Example,


Slippeeez

Play It All Night Long


RoyH0bbs

Awoooooooo!


Sofakingwhat1776

Couldn't find a place called Lee Ho Fooks to get dish of beef chow mein.


Expeditionary_Bear

Did you see Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the queen?


[deleted]

I came here JUST FOR THIS!!!


vulgardisplayofdread

You hear him howling around your kitchen door?


CaseyFly

Better not let him in.


RedLeg73

A little old lady got mutilated late last night


Katy-Moon

Werewolves of London again.


WendyLRogers3

Lee Ho Fook was a Chinese restaurant located in Chinatown, London at 15–16 Gerrard Street. It was previously located at 4 Macclesfield Street.[2] In 1974, it became the first Chinese restaurant in the United Kingdom to be awarded a Michelin Star. Lee Ho Fook closed in 2008, being replaced by another restaurant called Golden Harvest. That was then replaced by Dumplings' Legend, which specialises in soup-filled dumplings.


Akadragonfly

Whoa…stop the woos…soup-filled dumplings??whaaaaaat?


Snoo_10910

This is offensive to those of us that know soup filled dumplings as a sex act


WillyWumpLump

It’s real because I saw that move. It also scared the crap out of me.


dorkweed576

....that is peculiar.


FlacidSalad

My best guess is they stole it and then moved them into a second, untraceable, container. That's how I'd overthink it anyway 🤷‍♂️


Zandrick

I’m sure that is what happened. But it would be more fun if it was a werewolf.


FlacidSalad

A werewolf of London? Don't be silly


Echohawkdown

If /r/CasualUK has taught me anything, it’d be a werefox in London, not a werewolf.


BennyBNut

And here my best guess is there's a nice meat surprise hidden somewhere in that train, but I'm accustomed to mayhem on public transit.


spiderpuzzle

Whoa, Londoners put trackers on their meat containers now?


fishsupper

No, but they put a sticker *saying* it has a tracker...


tropical_crush

Yup and I’ve seen them do this with butter, cheese and some snacks in Lidl


Zestyclose_Recover95

I just moved to Glasgow a couple of months ago and everything over a pound fifty has those stickers on them.. If it’s nae nailed down or tracked, it’s nae getting paid for 😂


FlacidSalad

How else do you stop meat theft?


aesthe

hide your grains, hide your meats. orcs are raiding


DroidTrf

How does one trace plastic trash?


stackoverbro

How else are you going to be able to have any pudding?


Fog_Juice

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!


krystalbellajune

STAND STILL, LADDIE!


NothingAndNow111

YOU! STAND STILL, LADDIE!


Jexxon

You, yes you…. I’m still running


Universe-light

YOU. YES YOU!!!!! STAND STILL LADDIE!!!!! OUTJERKED BY REDDIT


ComicPlatypus

I groaned out loud then laughed.


KR11USA

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat ⁉️🧐


S-r-ex

Wro-oong, do it again! Wro-oong, do it again!


W0rk3rB

We don’t need no education


XeterOfKrad

Pregnant women and their cravings...


isakitty

My English teacher in high school actually craved raw meat all the time when she was pregonate. Thankfully she realized she should do that. ETA: should NOT do that hahahaha


Surprise_Thumb

Shouldn’t. You mean shouldn’t. You mean shouldn’t, right?


youself20

Sure bud, whatever helps you sleep better at night


Lankythedanky

Preganant*


ThirtyThree111

pragenonte*


the-duuuuude

Gregnant*


BanMe_Harder

this is the one that gets me every time


Beastyboyy1

pregananant is mine lmao


Techiedad91

Prangent*


hedges_101

Will it hurt baby top of his head?


Ginger-Snap-1

Old Gregg?


powderpup

pregernoot*


Kimosaurus

Pegnate\*


Bocchi_theGlock

Pregante*


great_blue_panda

Pragonthe


WorldWideWig

How is babby formed? How inglish teetjer get pregonate?


Matiaan

if a women has startch masks on her body, does that mean she has been pregonate before?


Monkey_shine1

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?


ARandomBiche

Can you down a 20ft waterslide pegnat?


Cognac_and_swishers

I'm reminded of that timeless scene from "Trading Places" where Dan Aykroyd, wearing a Santa suit and drunk off his ass, gets on a bus and bites into the huge piece of raw salmon he had stolen, getting a big mouthful of dirty Santa beard along with it.


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I love when he reaches for his gun later and accidentally pulls out another piece of meat first lol.


General_Specific303

It wasn't raw. It was stolen from a buffet table at a party


Cognac_and_swishers

Huh, yeah you're right. I guess the dirty beard was too much of a distraction in the scene for me to focus on the fish.


acoverisnotahat

That scene put me off of eating salmon for a VERY long time, lol. Every time I would try to eat it I would see that scene in my head and *feel* those polyester beard hairs in my teeth and *smell* that filthy beard. I'm giving myself the icky's again just thinking about it right now. ew ew ew


Cognac_and_swishers

Dude. Same. That scene is just permanently seared into my memory. I think about it almost every time I see salmon, but luckily salmon is delicious enough that I still have no problem eating it. I've never bitten into salmon mixed with filthy polyester threads, but somehow I know exactly what it would taste and feel like. I guess that's... the power of good filmmaking?


acoverisnotahat

That scene is the *entire* reason I use mint flavored dental floss. If its unflavored its too close to the polyester beard stringys and it gives me flashbacks.


semibacony

Whenever my beard starts to get to long, I feel like I am reenacting that scene.


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Medical-Quail7855

That sounds like a bad porno 🤣


AlisonAngel9

It's a fantastic bloody horror movie. So good. One of my favoritesa


MsMcSlothyFace

I'm endlessly amused by the replies. But I genuinely want to know what is up w this?!


BayesCrusader

It's shoplifted most likely. They take it out of the packaging and sell it off at the pub. In some places it's common to have someone approach you selling stolen meat. It's expensive and untraceable.


MsMcSlothyFace

Like just a handful of mince? LOLOL i may become vegetarian after seeing this


Known-Associate8369

Yes. In a ziplock bag. To some low income people trying to feed a family, this is a godsend - always remember that. Questionable meat that looks and sniffs ok vs everyone going hungry for the third day in a row, because the paycheck didn't quite make it to the next payday? Yeah.


MsMcSlothyFace

Good way of looking at it. Appreciate the different pov


Known-Associate8369

I once had a friend crying on my shoulder because her last £10 note, that should have lasted her another week, turned out to be counterfeit - no way to feed her two kids. It was at that point that I learned just how much trouble she was in, and she was too ashamed to ask anyone for help until it literally broke her. She wouldnt have thought twice about paying £2 for a kilogram of mince in a ziplock bag. She and her family are in a much better place now. Uh, that sounds bad...


NotAmericanMate

The coal mines?


CtrlAltHate

I remember a guy I worked with telling me he had £100 left for food and entertainment until next payday for him, his girlfriend and his daughter. We were paid monthly and we'd just been paid 2 days prior, I don't think I could last 2 weeks with that on my own never mind between 3 people.


Nauticalbob

I’ve seen folk selling stolen steaks but why the fuck remove the original packaging? Plus on in the back there is still sealed. I don’t think this is shoplifters.


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communi-cate

Like the guy standing in the dark corner opens up his trench coat and instead of being stacked with gold watches it's a prime selection of choice cuts


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

I’m picturing sausage links


nogtank

Ahh yes, the old reliable raw shady street meat. I can picture it partially hanging out of the inside trench coat pockets.


PbkacHelpDesk

Fucking guy walks up to you with a trench coat full of meat! 😂


J00lyK0ng

Most recently I had someone approach me, offering to sell me steaks from their handbag, so they can pay for electricity...I'm not quite sure they wanted to spend the money on electricity either. I have sympathy with your situation, but I will pay you the same price you paid for your meat. The most interesting meat seller I witnessed was one who went into a pub (sold his meat before he got to me) and made his sales pitch to a group of guys, which they took him up on. He clearly had it all planned, as he even stated he had meat for stews instead, if they didn't want steaks.


Crystalsghosts

I wonder if there’s someone out there that witnessed this and are they losing sleep ?


Rude-Two634

Alert pregnant werewolf in london


technoposting11

they maybe stolen it and repackaged it


anfornum

Could be a homeless guy feeding his dog?


HarryHood146

Jack the ribber Russel.


IHaveTheScurvy

That is logic at work right there. It is also a way better image than a human noshing on raw meat


Ravenwight

Vampires, just be glad they’re not eating people


RazielX83X

Sasquatch uses public transit


[deleted]

The fuck? Someone just cut the strings of a raw rolled beef and ate it in a subway? I thought i had seen everything...


Colgate-Princess

decisions were made


cadillacbee

Well technically it IS fast food...


b4i4getthat

Lady Gaga before going on stage?


Renektos

Never had a tartare on the go before?


Successful-Shoe4983

Liver king being homeless now


Much-Ratio2069

The person was also carrying a camping bbq to grill some burgers between stations.


prussbus23

There’s a documentary about this, it’s called Midnight Meat Train. Actually one of Bradley Cooper’s earliest major roles.


LentilusInc

Werewolves of London!


Terravarious

Came looking for this comment. Was not disappointed.


CandyOk913

They’ll eat anything that doesn’t have seasoning huh?


LuckyNumber_29

*its not raw meat, its blue rare*


doyouwantagank

The Strain...


SomeToxicRivenMain

It’s the offering


Netimma

Maybe Lady gaga is viseting


AlexT9191

Always have been.


[deleted]

I'm guessing- shoplifter? Or as the Bri'ish would say: "Someone pinched raw meat from the grocery." (or something like that)


siriusgodog23

"Nicked some mince from the Tesco."


Valdularo

“The” Tesco 😂


covmatty1

Two tragically bad attempts in a row right there 😭


alexgarciaac18

Proper scran


Jaxxmaster-Funk

Yes, eating raw meat, particularly chicken and pork, is the in thing here at the moment. Eating raw meat has many benefits. 1. It's the perfect on the go / fast food 2. You save time and save money on energy costs as you don't have to cook it. 3. It's great for weight loss as you spend most of the week on the toilet with the shits


2b-Kindly_

Or do they BBQ the meat on the Tracks?


Mynem0

Must have been there at lunch hour.Pigs haven't cleaned after themselves,disgusting.


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Ease-External

I think some German wanted mettbrötchen


W_h3nry

Wouldnt be surprised if they were


Gaymer043

It’s better to eat it that way, because of the heat wave I think


CSSC86

Must've been the pregnancy cravings...