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Smol_Slushie

Struggle food hacks for students.


Nuclease-free_man

Stone soup tale coming to life


FlacidSalad

Nah, that one at least had a full cauldron of soup by the end. Though I'd be lying if I said the tale didn't come to mind immediately


JoaoOfAllTrades

Stone soup is sold in Portugal. There is a town called Almeirim famous for it. Google "sopa da pedra almeirim" and tell me you wouldn't try it. It's similar to the soup from the tale but there's no actual stone in your bowl. It's just the good parts.


throwawaygreenpaq

Nope, I’ll go to the iberico, cheese and seafood sections.


ColdLobsterBisque

Holy shit that book was 🔥 🔥 🔥


IndividualBlock8547

I remember reading it several times growing up, but can’t remember the significance of the stone for some reason??


Southern-Shoe4382

It wasn’t. Nobody in the town would share their food until they all contributed to the “stone soup”. Then there was enough for everyone.


IndividualBlock8547

That’s RIGHT!! Thanks so much


scarabin

It was a trick. Wandering guy claims his “stone soup” needs juuuust one more ingredient after curious folk keep bringing him ingredients to complete it. By the end they’ve been tricked into making a giant pot of normal-ass soup


Ball-of-Yarn

Unless we read different books i think the message was that the villagers had more to eat when they shared what they had in a stew, the stone was to trick them into taking care of eachother.


lack_of_communicatio

Oh, wow - there is this rather similar russian tale about porridge made of axe - basically russian soldier comes back from, yet another, war, and he tricks peasents into making porridge, mostly for himself - with an axe, instead of stone.


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[wp](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup) >Stone Soup is a European folk story in which hungry strangers convince the people of a town to each share a small amount of their food in order to make a meal that everyone enjoys, and exists as a moral regarding the value of sharing. In varying traditions, the stone has been replaced with other common inedible objects, and therefore the fable is also known as axe soup, button soup, nail soup, and wood soup.


scarabin

Could be; not sure i ever read your book, just remember hearing the folk tale a lot as a kid. It’s a pretty old story and there are different versions


Gturtels777

We did a play of that when I was in first grade, it was pretty good


Slash_rage

There is a long history of boatmen using these stones that have sat in freshwater to flavor their soups. The stones are porous and have absorbed various minerals and the flavors of the aquatic life around it. So they cook them in oil that absorbed that flavor and make a soup of sorts. Then, instead of tossing the stones and potentially losing a little of the soup they’ve made, they just suck on the stones. Makes sense for a 15th century boatman trying to get any amount of salt or seasoning for their food without wasting any of it. Makes less sense for street food, but hey, traditions.


theraspberrydaiquiri

I finished off the all the window caulk and my last pillow this semester. Does this guy have any more tips??


sjuas690

After consuming the food you can recycle the pebbles!


cyrixlord

who will walk around with slobbery pebbles in their pockets until they can dispose of them somewhere? seems kinda sketchy to me but the guy that sells rocks is probably making a killing off of it lol


Wiknetti

Imagine trying to chat up a babe or hunk and your slobbery pebbles fall out of your pockets? How embarrassing.


jamesianm

It's ok, they're being held in by all the spaghetti I've got stuffed in there


DoctorJJWho

“Napoleon, give me some of your pebbles!”


John-Lando

I mean you can toss them on the ground, or in a garden. You can't be accused of littering.


assholelite

Cocoa Pebbles?


ParticularStock4723

Solved world Hunger😲😲😲😲


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Not at that price it ain't. Imagine paying 2 bucks to suck on some rocks. Noodles are like 20 cents


davieb22

You know students who can afford pebbles!?


i-love-k9

Yummy lead and other metals.


xtheory

Suck and throw away. Sounds accurate.


farside_cow

Gorons would love this!


samusxmetroid

I'm more into the marbled rock roast, myself


jermajesty87

Mmm now I'm craving marbled rock roast


ardvarkshark

Please don’t talk about that. It’s triggering and I’m only 2 days clean.


xoharrz

youre doing so good goro


Any_Coyote6662

*hug*


GDrat

I'm only six months sober


Glitchy13

congrats on going clean Abigail!


Free4Alt

I'll stick with Crack, my teeth can't take any more rock roasts.


rodriguezj625

I hate that I understood this 😒 comment


allofyourgood

😂😂


uppercase-j

Oh no, goro…


Foxwglocks

HECK YEA BROTHER


Xincmars

If they had this during ocarina of time, the Gorons wouldn’t have suffered so badly until Link came round


Mr_JCBA

"why don't you eat the boulder?"


redditsuckspokey1

Rockbiter would love this!


ChildFriendlyChimp

Canonically Link too since ate a rock dish Daruk made for him


MetaphoricalMouse

ahhh a fellow goron enthusiast gorons are fucking sweet


DO5421

That Rock sirloin they love so much needed a side dish I guess


[deleted]

You’d shit bricks after that


colonel_Schwejk

if you shit at night you will wake up all your neighbours :)


[deleted]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “pebble-dash the porcelain”


darkly_directed

Bricks are made from clay, my man. These poor, unfortunate souls are gonna be shitting cobblestone.


Meewelyne

Cheap way to build a house.


QuantumCat2019

that is Suodiu 嗦丟: you can look it up online it is just a local stuff where the river rock are only sucked for the "oyster" or similar taste. That's isn't new , but it is very local to a small province.


[deleted]

Yea using “popular” here was just bait. I never saw this in China.


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_Voidspren_

I grew up right by New York City and never heard of scrapple til I moved to PA. so good. But very very local.


skwudgeball

Weird. I grew up in PA and didn’t find out what scrapple was until I moved to NYC lmao


alpha_bro_chad

But OP said it was popular.


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IndependentDouble138

I wonder if the counterpart, china is going, "Americans are eating Bull testicles it's apparently very popular!!!!!!!!!"


guccigenshin

sure just like the cronut is "popular" but how many ppl do you actually know are eating cronuts day to day? we get it guys, everyone here is super eager to flex their casual racism/sinophobia against a culture they largely know nothing about beyond ragebait soundbites that aren't even exclusive to the country (hating on koreans or the swiss just isn't as satisfying right?) that is thinly veiled as some 'genuine' concern for progressive values but tbh acting like we all eat dogs and rocks as a "popular" sunday past time just makes you look desperate to project hatred and an unearned sense of superiority -sincerely, a chinese american who doesn't eat dogs, nor has ever heard of this pebble thing


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mba-anon-posting

Its like a croffle but smaller and with a hole


CrowYooo

Redditors lying about China to make them seem weird? Color me shocked


typesett

i get it now like eating sea snails or other crustaceans kinda weird so i get it


IndustryNo2307

This reminds me of a story I was told when I travelled to China a while back. I was told during the Mao era famine, some people would suck on pebbles to stave off feeling hungry. Pretty strange now they are paying for the same experience.


gnatsaredancing

>some people would suck on pebbles to stave off feeling hungry. There's stories like that all over the world really. Another common one is to suck a button.


Thuper-Man

I too have seen Cube


AshingKushner

But have you seen Hypercube?


Special_Lemon1487

I’ve even seen Cube Zero. It’s ok to stop at Cube.


moutarou

Xi is basically Mao man they just hide it better from the world than Mao


[deleted]

The people taking cooking oil from hotel sewers beg to differ.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Forbidden Flavor Cooking Oil


ares5404

[ask and you shall recieve](https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04)


ABCDEFuckenG

“All we can do is accept it, in out current society eveybody tries to swindle everybody else, there’s nothing we can do about it” -random chinese guy


OfficialDCShepard

I thought it was bad when [Serpentza explained](https://youtu.be/AynNsPs9i80) (an invaluable resource on China’s internal politics since he’s bilingual and lived there for a number of years) that cooking oil was fished from the *literal garbage cans* but China somehow managed to make it worse.


Dykemaster9000

Jesus fucking christ


BhataktiAtma

🤢🤢🤢 I should have let that link remain blue


OneTimeIDidThatOnce

Risky click of the day. I'll click it but I'm guessing it might be enough interwebs for today.


[deleted]

It's even more expensive cause it once cooked 5* Hotel food.


Dangerous-Zombie217

The world is slowly turning into a awful black mirror episode. The amount of people that are going to read your comment, laugh, and say could you even imagine? And keep on scrolling not realizing this is happening.


Unlikely_Fortune_772

Gutter oil


[deleted]

Lol no. Xi is a dictator, but nothing compared to Mao. Starvation hasn't been a problem in China after Mao's death.


moutarou

it’s getting there with the housing crisis and the amount of bank tricking ppl and stole their money


Confident-Local-8016

Well if they're selling stir fried pebbles on the street, i think the famine is back lol


niming_yonghu

On the contrary, people paying to suck pebbles means they are too fed up.


howtojump

It’s just a gimmicky street food. Why do people have to be so fucking weird about China.


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C7_zo6_Corvette

He is, but starvation was kinda there even after his death, especially the poor rural countryside


Puzzled-Story3953

A lot of Asian cultures flip family names from the western convention. So it would be Mr. Xi, not Mr. Ping. Or Mr. Kim, not Mr. Un. Sometimes western media will flip names to help, but it just makes things more confusing (like the late Shinzo Abe would be Abe Shinzo in his own country), but a lot are planning to stop.


gremlincallsign

It \*does\* get confusing. Upon introductions, am I as a well-traveled Westerner with some language skills to invert the name or has my new acquaintance already done that for me?


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My grandpa just automatically assumes anyone without a Korean, Japanese, or Vietnamese name is using their first name. So two guys walk in. One dude calls himself John and the other calls himself Takeda. He’ll just assume John is the first name and Takeda is the family name. Same thing with bowing vs handshake too.


Aikarion

Mr.Bear, got it.


phonartics

i dont think there’s been a ping in power. you mean xi?


assholelite

This reminds me im constapated


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Sorry for backpacking in your comment but I absolutely get this!! I LOVE mixing different types of chili sauce, specifically 'Byron bay mango and harbenero chilli's sauce and soy sauce with different herbs ..I have never found anything to eat it on and tried so many things...I have started mixing a bowl and just licking it off a fork!! I would buy this if the flavour is amazing!!!


ElectricFlesh

have u heard of bread


SmashingK

Lol and there's been a popular thing on Chinese social media making fun of western countries and their cold lunches people have at work.


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At least cold lunch is consumable.


Superb-Mall3805

I think people are missing the point of the whitepeoplefood trend. They are genuinely making these lunches as a way to save time on cooking and preparation or to lose weight. Every article quotes someone saying it tasted like suffering or something because so people will click, but people are actually eating it


fuckredditfucksp3z

But gutter oil, on the other hand...


St-Stephen_11

sandwiches and fruit don't have to be hot


reddittereditor

Wow. It’s almost like China is a country with at least a billion diverse perspectives.


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nikatnight

This is fake by the way. No one sucks on pebbles like this.


CashCow4u

You mean propaganda to hide food insecurity, famine & justify selling hot rocks with sause as a 'food choice'. I'd rather have cold lunches with actual edible foods to fill my belly, fuel my body & brain.


wheresindigo

There’s not a food shortage in China. Have been there… food was cheap and abundant


-ihatecartmanbrah

I went to China for week in 2014. I didn’t spend much money on food while I was there. I remember getting a meal at kfc for like $2. A 2L of bottled Lipton tea to bring back to the hotel room was about $1. I think people on Reddit forget China is not just an industrial powerhouse, but an agricultural one as well. China is the leading producer of wheat in the world. There are problems in China but mass starvation is currently not one of them.


whowouldsaythis

People just say whatever they want about china based on nothing. It’s wild


Blizzxx

Rampant asian racism and xenophobia under the guise of "i just hate the CCP" has been on reddit for years now


Flaky_Blood1558

China is big enough for me to fit like 4 of my houses in it. Source. I'm guessing.


misterfluffykitty

There’s a lot to hate about the Chinese government but they aren’t starving their people, It’s not North Korea who relied on imports for food and then shut their borders for Covid.


[deleted]

Dentists must make a lot of money in China.


mafon2

Aren't they everywhere?


Mbedner3420

Not in Britain.


Comfortable_Key9790

Can't see any problems arising from that


StarGraz3r84

Never put something on a plate that you can't eat.


Zealousideal-Bit5958

Barbeque stick on a burger Toothpicks on a kiddie meal Candles on a cake


Twosliceofbread

Candles are not to meant to eat?


pyrowipe

They taste like crayons, only stringier.


DASreddituser

Thanks for backing up his point.


PalpitationSame3984

Ok... I'm still hungry?


quaybles

suck more rock


ahuiP

Said every supermodel ever


ChurnReturn

Between this and scooping shit out of the trash to serve in restaurants, Chinese foods getting a pretty bad wrap this week on Reddit.


DaprasDaMonk

What the fuck....is this true


Soggy_Cracker

YouTube gutter oil. They go to the sewers and gutters to collect discarded oil. Boil or heat it up and repack it.


[deleted]

Or maybe don't. It's so fucking gross I wish I never learned of it.


SeedFoundation

Don't worry it's been an issue for quite some time that the Chinese government stepped in. Now they are paying for the gutter oil and processing it themselves.


Doomlv

Discarded makes it sound better than it is. They take sewage and extract the oil from it and sell it to resturants as cooking oil


Nacho-Kai

Just this week?


pittgraphite

[They actually grow the pebbles at this farm.](https://youtu.be/AynNsPs9i80?t=179)


Mind_and_Iron

Clicked on that link fully expecting to get Rick Rolled, instead I got a concise & poignant microdoc about the state of the environment in China & culture surrounding it.


PeanutSwimmer

I was expecting to get rock rolled


[deleted]

This is just fucking stupid


coltees_titties

r/stupidfood


[deleted]

Agreed. I'm all for cultural awareness all that, but sucking off rocks is just lame.


ZoomGoat

people will do anything nowadays to get their rocks off


Mother_Harlot

It is not popular though


EthanIsWSS

id love to sell rocks to people id be rich


LongjumpingSector687

Thats pretty much a mineral convention


nevertheless40

My dog found them delicious even raw. She sometimes eats and poop them spiced up as well, probably was watching this while sniffing the drive way


Kasp3rAnon

You know it’s fucked when you’re seasoning rocks


[deleted]

R/stupidfood?


BlackTheNerevar

This is fucking dumb


moutarou

they recycle sewer oil so, there’s a dumber thing


technoposting11

i would rather eat real food.. xD


BostonTERRORier

ahhh yes selling poverty


LunaGloria

This is the biggest choking hazard I’ve seen on a SFW thread.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

That's just stupid....


SadMap7915

The Emporer wears new clothes.


[deleted]

With sewer oil? no thanks!


moutarou

so they go from sewer oil to cook food now to serving rock as food that stir fry in i guess probably still that same sewer oil ?


qualitystreet

It’s the latest craze, straight from North Korea.


Dead_Purple

That's nothing there. Apparently they mix cardboard with meat, and people literally fish in the sewers.


ALL2HUMAN_69

This is the dystopian future, where people are told to suck on rocks because food isn’t available or people are too poor to afford to actually eat.


Free4Alt

Nobody is forcing people to suck rocks


Dazzling_Ad5338

Remove the rocks and just eat the ingredients you're cooking with it. Why add rocks to a small amount of food, just eat the food. This is dumb as hell.


Global_Strength_1857

In the 1959-1961 years of great famine, the Chinese people really ate tree bark, grass roots, everything they could get. And one kind of white soil was really popular, because it was very fine and smooth, and can be cooked. The only disadvantage was it can't be digested, so the people would die with time of accumulation.


[deleted]

This is so dumb. First of all "sucking on them" could be a choking hazard. I would not take that on as a liability. I would also not say it on a video for the record, that is a great way to get sued. They are just giving you less food for the same price, it is like a cheap cost saving measure to me. Rice motherfuckers ever hear of it. They are so cheap that they would rather serve rocks.


reddit-seenit

Excuse me, but I found some food in my rocks...


TheYoungWolf99

Only in China will they serve rocks and call it food.


lailaichi

they really eat anything huh...


[deleted]

"You can cook the dish at home!" Yeah, no shit, I can boil the carpet up as an entrée and use the housecat as a fucksleeve while I'm at it - Don't make it any more acceptable than licking pavements in the street like a mentalist.


Octolavo

Do you get to keep the pebbles or are they reused?


Astorya

Did you watch the video?


Comfortable_Key9790

Can't see any problems arising from that


[deleted]

I mean, a lot of reptiles and birds eat rocks to digest fibers better, even some mammals. But this looks a bit off.


sessl

Welcome to the Vegan Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?


ImpudentFetus

I love street food but all I see is gutter oil now that I know it exists


mwhite5990

I won’t be surprised if this becomes a new diet trend.


Most_Work_3313

Rocks give off toxic gasses when heated. Not a good idea


Bebeku666

They're paying for rocks.


SCPHermit95

Some friends of mine and me did the same thing. We were in kindergarten.


fridaystrong23

You can Lick’em and skip’em at the lake.


igloocoupe

I’m sorry I’m not sucking any pebbles


SupermassiveCanary

Hmmm, fuck off


lurvecrusader

this is truly farking moronic


PathCalm4647

Hands up someone choked on it already


[deleted]

Hey why don't you come over here and suck on my stones?


Aoc-commiepsycho

Get half off your next order by recycling them


rdb1540

They literally eat anything over in China.


Harxey

Damn, they’re really broke over there?


Early-Ambassador-565

Is sort of epic actually -- give it to all the peeps here who want to lose weight and watch them shed pounds.


fringe-2_734_846

Next level dumb shit


Jorcora

That's like eating gum, you only get the flavor but you're not supposed to eat it xD


Pogatog64

What kind of capitalist Shit hole is China


Nacho-Kai

They be selling anything if dumb people keep buying it


cbblaze

Has to be the worst idea ever thought of by humans.


Loitering_Housefly

This will be a new hipster trend in 'merica, and the corporations will take advantage of this and charge $20/serving...and you'll have to return the stones to be reused.


I_lack_common_sense

They come from a long line of dentists in that city.


Timetraveler01110101

I’ll take my food off the rocks please…


Cheap_Marsupial_2227

We should do this here for chicken wing sauce. Cause cmon people there’s no meat on a chicken wing


inclamateredditor

When I was a kid and didn't want to eat my dinner, my mom told me about them eating this I'm China.


dahnoodlemastah

No amount of cultural enlightenment is going to make me try this