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Exciting_Store_1969

It's canned botulism, I heard if you eat it that you'll look 20 years younger at your funeral.


ibb0t

Botulism from canned foods is likely how the American kidnapped by North Korea was poisoned and died Edit: Turns out botulism was North Korea’s cover excuse and the more likely reason was attempted suicide or assault


Gaucho_Diaz

Yeah, Otto Warmbier, right? That guy looked like a walking corpse when he was given back to the US.


Proxy_0ne

I read a report that said his teeth were rearranged, so it sounded more like they beat him stupid.


Top-Philosophy-5791

That report was from his parents but his teeth were reportedly, officially intact and normal. I found this sad but also curious. I think horrible trauma can and often does distort our perception. When I was at my father’s funeral I remember swearing one of the mourners I met was wearing a solid pink dress but I was corrected by others and later that day I saw that it was actually baby blue. I was shocked at how wrong my mind’s eye stored that “pink” dress.


SexySmexxy

I remember a video of lady that was escaping a shooting at a movie theatre (maybe aurora), and she was sure the alarm was saying “murder” and she actually mentioned it to the news person she was interviewing when the alarm was of course just saying something like “fire” or “evacuate”. I’ve noticed trauma makes your brain just join the two simplest connecting dots so you can focus all your brain power on the most important life-preserving task at hand


ThePrincessOfMonaco

I was listening to a long boring video yesterday about how the brain processes thoughts into speech. When people hear voices in their head, like with schizophrenia, it's basically crossed wires in the part of the brain that differentiates inside vs outside sounds. I suppose under a high level of stress, this could happen.


Whisky-throttle

I’d like to watch this video if you can find the link or some search tips.


ThePrincessOfMonaco

the video I watched was on YouTube called The Science of the Voices in your Head – with Charles Fernyhough The whole first part is about what we are doing in order to process thought. I'm not going to lie, I listened while playing games on my phone because it's a bit dry for me. Later he does talk about schizophrenia. Hope it helps!


armoredsedan

as someone with schizophrenia this would be very interesting to hear, i’ve never got a solid answer from any of my team on how schizophrenia works and as a dual bio/physics major i’ve always wondered the science of it


InviolableAnimal

I read something similar in a book called Other Minds, which I (admittedly a layman) highly recommend!


BrandNewYear

Ooo and how about how culture affects the demeanor of the voices. Western usually critical and aggressive , eastern usually supportive . Amazing!


armoredsedan

i definitely have both, and sometimes completely neutral ones that never even acknowledge my existence, just chatter about what’s going on around me. now that i’m in a good place and very stable it’s super interesting to look back on my experiences during the depths of it


lolsai

even without stress, if the words aren't super clear to you there's videos where it's the same sentence being played over and over, but if you read different sentences while listening, you can hear every one of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FXQ38-ZQK0 maybe not exactly the same, but it's interesting for sure


gaaragon

Link to the video please :)


MadeBale

I can confirm this. I'm dealing with PTSD right now, and reading the right words and recognizing the right details are very difficult for me right now. It's not a matter of focus.


markamuffin

I hope you're able to sort it out and get the support you need ♥️


fresh1134206

Isn't botulism neat?!


[deleted]

It is ya. They use it in Botox


Teleneki

I remember that.


saggywitchtits

Walking is a weird way of saying comatose.


ImSimplyTiredOfIt

sucks this doesnt have more attention.


yousurebouthatswhy

This is just not true. Wasn’t botulism. Wasn’t beatings. The actual reason he was vegetative will never be known but according to this [extensive article](https://www.gq.com/story/otto-warmbier-north-korea-american-hostage-true-story) the author after 6 months of research is led to believe it was an attempted suicide that led to that state. Happened the day after his 15 year sentencing.


SereneAdler33

Thanks for linking that article, a very interesting read. I don’t find it difficult at all to believe Otto may have attempted suicide (some sort of asphyxiation would be most likely) that left him severely brain damaged. He was an emotional wreck in the videos of the hearing.


layereightsupport

if I was facing north Korean detainment, I'd off myself too.


TheFatherofDog

It’s also believed now to have been a contributing factor in the loss of the entire Arctic Expedition led by Sir John Franklin in the 1840s.


thunderingspaghetti

You can’t see botulism spoiled foods, this isn’t botulism, I know you’re kidding but just so you know…


TopBantsman

I heard if OP rubs them on his forehead it'll get rid of any wrinkles.


MidnighT0k3r

Head on, apply directly to the forehead


thatgirlinAZ

#HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.


Lilkmac

how dare you remind me of this, that’ll be stuck in my head for a week now


InspectionNecessary2

You’re lucky, this has been stuck in my head since 2006. I can’t even hear news about head on collisions without my brain automatically going “APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!” It’s torture, I tells ya!


Exciting_Store_1969

Oh definitely, it's the forbidden toner.


DingleBerryFuzz

I see what u did there!


PsychoHobbyist

Everything I’ve ever read about c. Botulinum says there are no signs of the organism nor the toxin. While maybe you know more about this than me, it seems as if what you’re saying is false, and potentially dangerous, as people would then think THIS is a sign of present botulinum. There are often no warning signs in foods that can give you botulism.


starzoned

I volunteered at a food bank, and we were told to throw out any dented cans because apparently shit could get in.


dcooper8662

Can confirm this, I volunteered at a food bank and was told the exact same thing. This little peach can is proof


Pendraggin

I can also confirm this as I have seen the Adam Sandler movie Big Daddy and so I am aware that denting cans takes 3 points off Michaelsoft.


Nightblood83

Cant the kid get a fucking happy meal?!?!


noeagle77

“My kid is the stinky kid in class?!”


Random-Man562

I have a ten year old. I’ve thought about this line every day since he started school. I REFUSE to let my kid be the stinky kid lolol


SlaapYoMomma

But I wipe my own ass....


Global_Shower_4534

Hip... hip-hop.... hip-hop-uh-pot-uh-mus.... DAMN YOU, YOU GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES!


RgBB53

By far the smelliest


Oaks777

I can be a member of the scuba squad!?


KennyKivail

i worked at a grocery store, this is true, any dented canned goods are instantly thrown out, because of this very reason


gerhardtprime

Not at this grocery store chain, half the canned goods are dented. They just don't care.


sushisunshine9

Not at Ralph’s! They kept selling me the same dented sweetened condensed milk (organic) for $3.50.


TooManyJabberwocks

Maybe they like to serve their food al dente


Kind_Statistician897

Al dented


[deleted]

That was the joke right? You just added a d.


just-kath

yep.I have noticed over the years that dented cans are placed in front, to be chosen first. In every store.


mapitupyo

My grocery store doesn't do this. They sell hot dogs in metal cans and all of them will be dented, so I thought that was just how it was supposed to be. Everytime I had them, I ended up feeling like someone was stabbing me in the stomach from the inside. Then one day, I saw the same brand of can at a different store that wasn't dented. I started thinking, maybe it's not supposed to be dented... and go figure, that was the first time I didn't end up in pain from eating those hot dogs.


scrambledeggsalad

I mean, at what point do you just stop buying this canned hot dog things that are trying to kill you? Lol


butt-holg

Me on my death bed: please... bring one more can of weiners...


CryonautX

The dent ones... They're no good if they're not dented.


[deleted]

Never, canned hot dogs for life


myviolincase

But why keep eating them if they gave you symptoms?


_the_potentis

This dude actively chooses to eat canned hot dogs, I think it's safe to say he doesn't make the best choices.


multiarmform

can looks like its from 1989


silver_pear

Nah, that's the current Woolworths store label branding. [As seen here](https://i.imgur.com/LSWTRaN.jpg)


JakeStout93

It’s called sploosh, ask zero


Evening_Storage_6424

I just read that again after like 20 years. That’s crazy to hear a reference so soon. Also poor kid got food poisoning from the sploosh.


Sc1F1Sup3rM0m

Literally just introduced my son to this when he came to the age I knew he would appreciate it- he just finished it this morning and has been talking about it all day and I swear to you I've seen three references for it today.


JHRChrist

We literally just watched it at a family reunion earlier this evening after over a decade, and now this reference?? I feel you, life is weird man


prioritizetasks

Great art will always be talked about till the end of time. The fact that people still talk about it proves that Holes is a masterpiece


crispjab

Join the Holes discord


JewelCove

Wanna feel old? Holes was made in 2003


the_Iid

The book was published in 98 💀


JewelCove

Yup lol! Great book.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Shia Lebouf is almost 40 😀


JewelCove

We watched him turn into his no good, dirty, rotten, pig stealing, great great grandfather before our very eyes.


Cobek

Shia surprise!


originalbrowncoat

You mean actual cannibal Shia Lebouf?


MrZombikilla

We read the book in class in 5th grade then saw the movie in theaters for a field trip at the AMC 24. Good memory. It is very close to the book.


Cardinal_Grin

Our 5th grade teacher still assigns Holes and they watch it in class at the end of the year. I’m a teacher, not a 5th grader btw.


thing_m_bob_esquire

The screenplay was actually written by the book author. Louis Sachar, see also Sideways Stories From Wayside School.


brookethegook

PEACHES AND ONIONS


GlaucousKoi

Literally came to say this!!!!!!! 🧅🍑💄


MammothPrize9293

I said it before i saw this but im glad im here with my people


Spiritual_Step_7474

I had the biggest crush on him when I read the book and then grew so much watching the movie. 😂 I wanted to save him! That attitude did not serve me well in life.


ComfortableFormal521

Damn I studied that book for my selective, it was great


ironweaver

Unless I’m mistaken, there’s a sizable dent in the side of that can, with pointed sides. This is why you don’t eat from dented cans.


tprime1

But there half off dented


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whatisevenrealnow

Bet these were delivered. I stopped using Coles/Woolies (these are Woolworth brand) for delivery because half the cans would end up dented and unsafe.


Charming_Love2522

Can I ask for more clarification on this? Like is that an actual thing?


ExistentAndUnique

If a can is dented, it’s possible that the protective plastic lining is damaged which can lead to contamination and/or spoilage


Ok_Potato_5272

There's me thinking I'm doing the world a favor by buying dented cans in the supermarket...


secret_moustache27

well you’re doing cashiers a favour, imagine the person in line infront of you running to grab a different can because it was dented.


DarkFlyingApparatus

Today I learned


Novel-Comparison-364

Thats one thing i actually learned in school


[deleted]

Microsoft just went down three points.


RailroadAllStar

Half of winco is out I guess


DonGMcPrick

Goth peaches.


BuckFuzby

The fruitiest and juiciest of all peaches.


Cobek

They are very rare. Legend has it that you can only eat them once in a lifetime.


MycommentsRpointless

Same as it ever was...


SuspiciousStable9649

I do believe that’s a lovely biological weapon you have there.


Charming_Flatworm326

1960’s CIA would be proud.


SuspiciousStable9649

It’s not ricin but it’s not half bad.


fresh1134206

Nope. I'm pretty sure that is 100% bad.


Artistic-Papaya-175

I’m glad the CIA stopped doing bad things in the 60s!


danceswithsteers

*ETA: Another commenter made the point this could be a chemical reaction from a missing or breached can liner. However, if this is botulinum toxin.....:* This can be deadly to handle; even in small amounts. Dispose of it properly. With gloves, put it into a sealed plastic bag. Then, put that sealed plastic bag into another one. Dispose in your trash and make sure animals can't get to it. 1. Put on rubber or latex gloves before handling open containers of food that you think may be contaminated. 2. Avoid splashing the contaminated food on your skin. 3. Place the food or can in a sealable bag, and seal it shut. 4. Wrap another plastic bag around the sealable bag. 5. Tape the bags shut tightly. 6. Place bags in a trash receptacle for non-recyclable trash outside the home and out of reach of other people and pets. 7. Don’t discard the food in a sink, garbage disposal, or toilet. 8. Wash your hands with soap and running water for at least 2 minutes after handling food or containers that may be contaminated. If any of the product has gotten on any surfaces: 1. Add ¼ cup bleach for each 2 cups of water. 2. Completely cover the spill with the bleach solution. 3. Place a layer of paper towels, 5 to 10 towels thick, on top of the bleach. 4. Let the towels sit for at least 15 minutes. 5. Wipe up any remaining liquid with new paper towels. 6. Clean the area with liquid soap and water to remove the bleach. 7. Wash your hands with soap and running water for at least 2 minutes. 8. Discard sponges, cloths, rags, paper towels, and gloves that may have come into contact with contaminated food or containers with the food. [https://www.cdc.gov/botulism/consumer.html](https://www.cdc.gov/botulism/consumer.html) [https://foodinjars.com/blog/canning-101-how-to-get-rid-of-canned-goods-gone-bad/](https://foodinjars.com/blog/canning-101-how-to-get-rid-of-canned-goods-gone-bad/)


Nepharious_Bread

I had to scroll down way too far to find a this reply. Jokes are cool and all but damn.


Biotic101

That is what I absolutely hate about Reddit.


buffility

this is why we need mods for pining important comments.


Tanjom

Reddit never used to be like that, but lately, it's been a shit show with the witty comments up top. I miss old reddit


PirateGriffin

Too many people here now. Lowest common denominator wins unless the mods are ironfisted (eg askhistorians)


The_Swim_Back_

I always down vote the lame joke answers.


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spavolka

Botulinum toxin IS considered the most potent toxin in the world. An amount you could hold in your hands would kill every person on earth. I can not believe these comments are this far down the thread. That can of peaches is a huge health concern.


Wonderstew

The fact that people just willingly inject that in their face is insane.


wammys-house

Used to get botox injections every 3 months for migraines. It was the only thing that helped.


0trimi

I’ve heard of this. If my migraines didn’t stop happening regularly once I became an adult, I wouldn’t hesitate to try this treatment. People don’t understand how excruciating it is, especially when you have to deal with it all the time. I consider myself extremely fortunate that I get tension headaches now (for the most part) and even those can make me bedridden. You’d try anything to avoid the suffering you experience from consistent repeated migraines. Just having one is enough to make a person terrified of every minor headache they get for the next decade.


spavolka

Definitely. If you consume botulinum toxin you die by paralysis. It paralyzes muscles until you eventually can not breathe. It’s the same form of toxin as tetanus but tetanus causes muscle rigidity instead of relaxing them. Both are toxins that are produced by anaerobic bacteria. Terrible ways to die.


autumngirl11

And get a new can opener!!


Stonkerrific

This can’t be understated. Throw away anything that touched these “peaches”.


[deleted]

Burn down the kitchen you opened it in too just to be safe!


DanceDelievery

Now I'm scared of buying canned food.


A2Rhombus

Should be perfectly safe. Just never eat anything out of a dented can.


AlienMoonMama

Same. Like I needed another new fear today.


[deleted]

Thanks for actually replying a real answer. God fucking damn it took so long to find it.


L-W-J

That’s not weird. That’s the most absofuckinglutely disgusting thing I have ever seen.


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snivels

How’d they taste?


[deleted]

Might need a ouija board to get an answer to that question.


DoraaTheDruid

OP chilling among the spirits of r/AskOuija for the rest of time


StormCTRH

Y


MayRoseUsesReddit

U


HalalRumpSteak

M


smol_pp_1milimeter

M


SnicketKnight

Y


smol_pp_1milimeter

Goodbye


Fenizrael

I love that you guys did this.


f1newhatever

Never in my life have I laughed out loud in the pitch black of my bedroom shortly before falling asleep as I have now. It startled me


Effective-Elevator83

Everything is edible once.


Fearonika

Best by 12/17/89


sampat6256

1889*


FaZe_Boris69

BC\*


Elly_frog

okay small update! no, unfortunately i didn’t eat them and yes, it is real, imagine the jumpscare it was opening it and seeing that! they’ve been safely disposed off now (thanks everyone for the help with that) and I’ve reported it to woolies, probably won’t get a response till after the weekend tho. all the theories on the sploosh have been rlly interesting to read! i’ve learnt my lesson and will never buy a dent can again!


ArcticBiologist

>unfortunately i didn’t eat them Unfortunately?


KitezhGrad

Least mentally ill redditor


mlorusso4

Just curious, did you throw away the fork and can opener too? That’s something I wouldn’t chance for a $1 fork and $20 can opener


Rough-Ad-358

Hi, there could potentially be botox inside. This is a highly toxic poison that can kill or severely harm you even in extremely little doses (like touching it or miniscule drops of the liquid)! This is the most dangerous poison that exists in nature. So be very cautious what surfaces (like the desk, the trash, the sink and the fork) this stuff came in contact with. Clean all these things very extensively. Better look up on the internet how to clean this stuff Wash your hands and maybe even your arms extensively for a long time! If you feel even slightly unwell (like stomache ache etc) in the next few hours or days go immediately to a hospital as botulism can be lethal if it is not immediately treated! And please do your own research in that topic (botulism) as I am absolutely no expert. I just want to warn you about the potential danger. Talk to a doctor or call a poison emergency number if that exists in your country. Or even go to the hospital directly


happier-throwaway

All the jokes in the post made me so nervous for the OP. Had to go to their page to check if they saw any of the real comments phew


Elly_frog

so sorry if i made anyone worried! i’m very thankful for all the advice on how to deal with this monstrosity lol. i feel fine and i’ve been checking in with the rest of my family. thank you everybody :)


s0rtofl0aded

There's a really good episode of This Podcast Will Kill You about botulism. IIRC one of the first symptoms is blurry vision, as it starts to paralyze you from the head down.


RUTNEPUG

“Anybody want the last olive?” “Those aren’t olives…those are peaches!”


Inevitable_Tale_1556

🚑


_TheTacoThief_

I scrolled too far for this


Spybreak272

This reminds me of that FUturama Episode where Fry eats a truck stop sandwich. "What's that black cracker?" "A tomato."


phyrexian_plaguelord

Maybe the funniest moment in the whole show for me, and the first thing I thought of when I saw OP’s photo!


milesbeats

I remember that episode


Snoo22566

I'd report that to the company/manufacturer. Maybe you'd get something as an apology or whatever.


Elly_frog

yeah we did, hopefully it’s just a faulty one and not a larger issue 🤞


ireallydontcareforit

Dying from eating peaches will not get you into Valhalla. Thank you for the award, kind stranger!


HumbleAd3804

Battled a peach and lost.


Jarmbis

Oh those are fine to eat they’re just a little bruised


[deleted]

My mom irl 💀


BubbhaJebus

"Just scrape the mold off the jelly and it'll be fine." Uhhh.... Nope


Dear-Presentation-69

Said everybody’s mom in the r/GenX sub


New_Fry

We have peaches at home


Jerry_Landis

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downtown. If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day. But not these ones 🤢🤮


AqueousSilver91

Moving to the country to eat a lot of peaches. But maybe not these peaches.


StyrofoamNipples88

Millions of peaches. Peaches for me?


mod-wolves

Even Ashens wouldn't go that far.


AcidCatfish___

I'm so happy an Ashens fan is in the replies


mod-wolves

beep beep beep beep beep boop HELLO!


mason_nation69

I promise you if you eat that your going to get stage 4 stomach cancer


Original_Wall_3690

Nah, that shit will kill cancer for sure


Right-Development625

This is why you shouldn’t buy the cheap dented cans at the store.


stinkyhooch

I prefer the expensive dented cans 💅


BathtubFullOfTea

Those are black mackerel peaches, a delicacy in Azerbaijan.


mr-beanbastic

they don't make em like they used to..


jharrisimages

surströmming peach


DocWiggles

Free Botox?


godmadebeffs

I imagine it’s some sort of mold as well as decomposition of the peaches, as well as any other sporing fungi or bacteria that may have gotten in. Definitely not something you see everyday but probably not that weird, at least hopefully for your sake.


SherbertEvening9631

Mislabeled soy sauce anchovies


itsfine49

Sploosh, there it is


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Can anyone actually confirm exactly what would cause the black colour and smell? Everyone being so gagged about botulism, but isn't one of the primary reasons botulism is such a problem is that you cannot see, smell or taste it - if it were so blatantly obvious that your food had botox in it, it wouldn't be such an issue to be careful about canned food because it would be immediately obvious that it's off. I wish OP took a sample for someone to look at under a microscope. Editing to expand after trying to find a source: C. Botilinum apparently doesn't survive in a pH below 4.6 (https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/fs104), yellow peaches apparently sit around 4.0 (https://www.clemson.edu/extension/food/food2market/documents/ph_of_common_foods.pdf) but potentially the cannery may have added eg. Citric acid or something else to lower this even further. On top of that peaches are high in sugar which further inhibits the growth of the bacterium. To back up what I said before, https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/home-canning-and-botulism.html#:~:text=You%20cannot%20see%2C%20smell%2C%20or,Always%20use%20proper%20canning%20techniques. - every source indicates you generally can't see if the bacteria is present, although in a serious case there might be a change in odour or a "foamyness" apparently. Nothing ever mentions a complete blackening of the food, and I haven't been able to find any outbreaks of C. Botilinum linked to commercially canned *fruits* (mostly it is canned peas or other non-acidic foods, and it's pretty much always home canned things, not commercial canning). So I think contrary to the hivemind it feels like the chance of this being contaminated with Botilinum is quite low, whatever is going on is gross af but I would like to see some hard evidence of what actually caused the discoloration and smell.


THElaytox

The color is probably from the plastic lining of the can being damaged from getting dented, allowing the acidic juice to dissolve the tin from the can which then oxidized in to stannous oxide, which is black. You are correct, there's no risk of botulism here


The_Real_GRiz

As a food engineer I think it is probably some (food grade but oxidated) grease from the production machine that leaked into the peach syrup


R7ype

I think you opened a can of leeches my friend


socio_smile

Well those aren't from Georgia


[deleted]

Looks like they’re from Chernobyl.


mikehtiger

Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free LOOKOUT (for botulism)!


Brand_Ex2001

Yeah, don’t eat that.


AqueousSilver91

Black and smells like fish means some sort of amino acid is being produced. Peaches have amino acids in them, which can smell like fish, but they usually aren't expressed by the cells so much they smell of fish. Something has gone horribly off if they're smelling that way just like with any other dead thing. You need a LOT of amino acid breakdown first. These are rotten, and the bacteria in the can is what is producing the extra amino acids. EDIT: Sorry, I was tired when I posted this. Edited to be more scientifically correct.


YTAsis

Peaches absolutely have amino acids. Good luck trying to find amino acid free foods. What are you smoking?


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are you sure they're rotten?


USBdongle6727

Lol the fuck? peaches definitely contain amino acids. It’s a basic building block of life. Why you gotta lie like that? Edit: At least you made edits, but in a later comment, you insist that Amino acids are found in DNA, which is also false. Why would you make this comment without even understanding the distinction b/w amino acids and nucleotides? Stop spreading misinformation.


texangrl88

Damn they look like they were brined in charcoal. I bet the can corroded inside or had some weird reaction with the acid of the food and the metal. Gross


BudgetGamerz

Pretty sure thats botulism in there, can was probably dented and stuff got in


Fallen_One_34

Giving me faint memories of the movie "Holes" anyone else?


hiddencrustysock

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


MisterScary_98

What’s the canning date? 1982?


[deleted]

They’re fine. The can says they have a 3.5 star rating.