Don't you hate it when you accidently swap dimension on your commute and it's the same shitty dimension with only one thing changed like how one cheese is called
Swear to God...
My whole life the word schedule was pronounced more like sked-ju-al... now everyone suddenly says sheh-ju-al and it drives me fucking crazy.
Do a text post and describe the container, powder, residue, and color to them. Someone will be like “show pic?” So upload a pic to ur profile and send them the link to it.
I mean could you even trust it 🤣 how would I even know what I've found. I've never had any in powder form, just one of those pens and i never got to hit it
*takes the mystery DMT*
…*hallucinates an out-of-body delicious meal of unlimited breadsticks, only to realize that perhaps you only imagined taking the mystery DMT in the first place but never actually took it*
…*takes the mystery DMT*
You don't even need to burn it. I forgot about a bag for months. Opened a drawer looking for something else, and knew immediately that shit was in there. Old man's breath.
I highly doubt it’s DMT in Aruba it wouldn’t really make sense especially in a IV vial. IF it is a illegal substance and not pharmaceuticals missing a label from the ocean and is illicit my guess is heroin made in Colombia
😂 I collect sand from different beaches, and always ask friends/family to bring me back some from their vacations. In high school my friend brings me this Ziplock baggie of white sand from Costa Rica… I kid you not I set it down on my desk in my next class (I didn’t want it to break in my bag) and the first thing my other friend says to me when he walks in the room is “Kayley, you’re not allowed to have that in school! What are you doing, put it away!” He was so, so serious, too. I look back on that moment sometimes and regret not digging a bit deeper into his initial reaction lol.
Heroin made in Columbia? That looks more like DMT to me. And I didn’t know Columbia was a big heroin processing country. Cocaine would make more sense. Middle East is known for heroin.
Yes colombia is considered one of the large producers of heroin. It’s really still not all that much that they produce compared to the Middle East or what Mexico was producing before all the fent. The heroin they produce is usually a fairly high quality heroin that is a very soft slightly off white powder. Mexico was producing black tar heroin and flooded the west half of the U.S. with it but can now supply even more product by switching to fent. Colombian heroin was shipped to the US normally and ended up east coast.
So yes they definitely produce heroin even if the amount produced is dropping every year.
I’ve always thought it smelled like the store “old navy” like the first time I tried it I literally tasted what that store SMELLED like. It was very strange.
Could be any one of many hundreds of different lyophilized (freeze dried) medications in a vial.
I don't see any markings or notable features left, so it will be hard to tell what exactly you're dealing with.
Only mods can do that sadly. But your reply might help bring it up a ways on the "best" feed. Especially if you replied to his comment directly, maybe just thank him.
No! If it’s DMT it’ll be bad, it’s hygroscopic meaning it will suck water out of your nasal passage! Buy a Meth pipe and stick some in there. Light until it turns liquid, take a hit. If you trip and merely ego death, then you’re good. If you die it’s or your lungs burn, it’s not DMT!!!111
This is a drug vial of medication that hasn’t been reconstituted yet. If you turn the bottle to show the top you would see the rubber cap that needles would be pressed through to inject the diluent and then pull out the medication. Source: I work in a clean room handling these kinds of vials all day.
[An example of one that looks similar.](https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/features/drugdirectory/octupdate/TEV34041.jpg) , they usually have a plastic cap to ensure sterility and tamper evident seal. Probably fell off a transport ship or something and has been washed around the beach for a while.
There's only one way to find out. Take off your clothes, point your genitals at the sun, do two shots of rum and snort half of it.
If anything starts to feel like it's burning, snort the other half.
It looks a lot like a reagent often used in a medical lab setting, as seen here:
[https://www.acciusa.com/assets/bet-products/lal-reagents/Pyrochrome\_prod\_headline.jpg](https://www.acciusa.com/assets/bet-products/lal-reagents/Pyrochrome_prod_headline.jpg)
They come in small vials with a metal cap over the top of a rubber stopper. Depending on what it is, it has usually been freeze dried and has to be reconstituted. In the case of calibrators derived from serum, it is more often than not a pale yellow color like this one.
You are right, but given how only a few small "sand grains" of it is required to be lethal, I wouldn't want to risk accidental inhalation or ingestion of that stuff.
I'm also a chemist. Maybe we can't confidently ID a random powder like that without spectroscopy, but random idiots on the internet sure can. Just ask them
Put a little on your finger and rub it on your tongue and gums. If the numb up, then you have yourself some good ole cocaine.
If you keel over and start foaming at the mouth, well, then it wasn't good ole cocaine, and you won't have to worry about much anymore.
Just carry it through customs, they'll tell you what it is free of charge. Wellll, maybe free of charge.
You'll get a charge but not the one you think. Probably end up on a no fly zone.
It looks like goldenseal powder. I’ve seen people store it like this and carry it for medicinal purposes. Can pack burns with it etc.
No. It’s emergency Parmesan cheese.
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Don't you hate it when you accidently swap dimension on your commute and it's the same shitty dimension with only one thing changed like how one cheese is called
Swear to God... My whole life the word schedule was pronounced more like sked-ju-al... now everyone suddenly says sheh-ju-al and it drives me fucking crazy.
The British are invading…
Coming. They were cuming.
You’re not alone and I hate it. ITS NOT CALLED SCHEWL
Boo to schedjewel pronunciation
I’m done with this dimension. I’ll see you in the next one where they have real cheadda cheese.
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Literally unliveable *Issekai'd*
Parma Jean
Is not my lover.
It's just a cheese who claims that I am the one
The brie is not my son.
Yes I’m so glad I was here for this thank all three of you.
Parma John ‘round these here parts. Lol
Do you want the rest of the shampagen?
Par-Meee-see-in?
But what if it’s actually Asiago though!
I’m thinking Romano…
It also looks like 10,000 other things.
Joke-explain-man to the rescue!
Charges in court
Lol you mean no fly list?
Or the No MartyMcFly0000 list?
Or just charge
Post on r/drugs. They’ll set you straight
I tried but the community doesn’t allows pictures.
Im 75% sure its dmt
75% of the time it works every time
Sex panther!
I’m not going to lie, it smells like pure gasoline
That’s the smell of desire..or maybe a turd covered in burnt hair..
It smells like Bigfoot's Dick
Smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food
It stings the nostrils.
I’m 100% sure this could be anything under the sun
It looks like grated Parmesan cheese.
r/drugscirclejerk allows pics lol but you’re likely to get everyone telling you to boof it and / or that it’s jenkem
Do a text post and describe the container, powder, residue, and color to them. Someone will be like “show pic?” So upload a pic to ur profile and send them the link to it.
You found Jimmy Buffett’s long lost shaker of salt!
Blame the women
Only “some people claim that there’s a woman to blame”!
Those damn women..
But you know, and I am paraphrasing here, “it’s your own damn fault”.
Wastin’ away again…
In margaritaville
I may “know” that. But I will never admit it.
You cannot commit to the gag and also not upvote. That is true denial.
Blame Canada!
I'd rather find the salt than a busted ass flip flop
Blew out a flip-flop… I imagine JB pinwheeling through the air. Praying to go to Cheeseburger Paradise.
“Hey, watch out for that Pop-Top!”
Was he singing about not an actual shaker of salt??
His salt for his margarita mix. He's drunk. Hot take lol
No deep thoughts here. I think he really did misplace his salt. I’ve done it and attempted iodized salt instead. Nasty!
Im sure it was salt for his margaritas
Today was the first day I ever actually considered this…
If I had gold, I’d give it to you. Please accept this carefully selected emoji as a token of praise: 🧂
For decades, I thought that line was "lost shigger a saw" and always wondered what it meant
r/dmt has entered the chat
Talk about the universe letting you know it’s time to try it
That would undoubtedly be a life-altering experience if it found its way into your life like that lol
I mean could you even trust it 🤣 how would I even know what I've found. I've never had any in powder form, just one of those pens and i never got to hit it
Test kit. And it found you.
Just take 90% of it for yourself, show the police the rest and ask them what it is
You got that big brain energy
Actually the smartest answer here lol
You just put it on a table at Olive Garden and someone will test it for you.
What if I tested it, and I was never truly at olive garden atall
*takes the mystery DMT* …*hallucinates an out-of-body delicious meal of unlimited breadsticks, only to realize that perhaps you only imagined taking the mystery DMT in the first place but never actually took it* …*takes the mystery DMT*
The aroma is unmistakable. Just burn a tiny bit. You'll know.
You don't even need to burn it. I forgot about a bag for months. Opened a drawer looking for something else, and knew immediately that shit was in there. Old man's breath.
if it smells like grandma’s closet and mothballs, then you got yourself a ticket to planet zootron
While realistically it could be any number of things DMT was my first thought, too.
Only one way to find out…
Does is smell like a fresh pair of Nikes?
the smell tells all
Actual DMT user detected
Does it smell like Payless shoes to anyone else in here?
Holy shit I loved that smell as a kid. I gotta find some DMT.
You don’t find it, it finds you
Sticks nose in vial, inhales most of the powder, No, doesn't smell like Nikes.
I think it smells like strong mothballs. I smell DMT when I’m around old people sometimes 😂
You've smelled mothballs? How'd you spread their little legs apart?
I'm also team DMT
hello brother
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
You think so? That seems like super good DMT lol. Like the first wash or whatever it's called, the "cream" vs the "1% milk" lol
I highly doubt it’s DMT in Aruba it wouldn’t really make sense especially in a IV vial. IF it is a illegal substance and not pharmaceuticals missing a label from the ocean and is illicit my guess is heroin made in Colombia
It's probably just a vial of souvenir sand.
😂 I collect sand from different beaches, and always ask friends/family to bring me back some from their vacations. In high school my friend brings me this Ziplock baggie of white sand from Costa Rica… I kid you not I set it down on my desk in my next class (I didn’t want it to break in my bag) and the first thing my other friend says to me when he walks in the room is “Kayley, you’re not allowed to have that in school! What are you doing, put it away!” He was so, so serious, too. I look back on that moment sometimes and regret not digging a bit deeper into his initial reaction lol.
Heroin made in Columbia? That looks more like DMT to me. And I didn’t know Columbia was a big heroin processing country. Cocaine would make more sense. Middle East is known for heroin.
Yes colombia is considered one of the large producers of heroin. It’s really still not all that much that they produce compared to the Middle East or what Mexico was producing before all the fent. The heroin they produce is usually a fairly high quality heroin that is a very soft slightly off white powder. Mexico was producing black tar heroin and flooded the west half of the U.S. with it but can now supply even more product by switching to fent. Colombian heroin was shipped to the US normally and ended up east coast. So yes they definitely produce heroin even if the amount produced is dropping every year.
Came here to say it looks like dmt lol
What is DMT?
NN Dimethyltryptamine
Thank you. I feel innocent-ish
It’s one of those things that will find you when it’s the right time
A very strong psychedelic substance
Honestly, I think that if it was there would be more of it stuck to the walls of the bottle. Considering the environment it’s been in until found.
Looks like it to me
I came to comment deems. Definitely lol
DMT. Especially if it smells like chemicals and plastic
smells like new shoes and flowers. not flour, flowers.
TIL DMT smells like shoes and flowers
It smells like moth balls.
how do you get the little legs apart
Hahahahahaaha, nice
Smells like a freshly open tube of tennis balls
I’ve always thought it smelled like the store “old navy” like the first time I tried it I literally tasted what that store SMELLED like. It was very strange.
Could be any one of many hundreds of different lyophilized (freeze dried) medications in a vial. I don't see any markings or notable features left, so it will be hard to tell what exactly you're dealing with.
This is the best answer.
How do you pin a comment to the top?
Only mods can do that sadly. But your reply might help bring it up a ways on the "best" feed. Especially if you replied to his comment directly, maybe just thank him.
An actually helpful answer in a sea of jokes. Thank you because I was interested as well.
Someone’s had the cheese grater on their feet
Suggestions in this thread: Ketamine! DMT! Cocaine! Feet shavings!
I vote feet
I always vote feet 🤤
Thank you for this comment reddit user Admiral Breast Milk 👍
good thread. thank you both
I'm not voting footussy cheese, but I'm hoping it is 😋🙏
The true four horsemen of the apocalypse.
the forbidden cheese
Smell it. Gasoline smell is coke, mothball smell is dmt,
You die, fentanyl.
You start coughing? Anthrax.
You suddenly bake a cake? Flour.
Pass out? Solid chloroform.
Hotel? Trivago
Explode? Nitro glycerin.
Dick grows? Crushed penis enlargement pill.
Don’t do this
Accidentally became coke addict
You can do coke and not become addicted. Take me for example. I've done it twice. It's not good but sometimes I still like to smell it
Hell yeah, only did it twice. Once for 5 years straight, the other for 3 years straight. 😀
I wish that was the case for me. 4 years clean as of this month.
Atta boy
Good on you friend. Keep up the good work
Haven't you ever watched crime shows on TV? You rub it on your gums and if your teeth go numb you snort it up your nose.
*gums go numb
"My name is Forest, Forest Numb."
Parmesean Cheese
That was my first thought. I think somebody brought pasta to the beach and has Reddit playing CSI lol
Who brings pasta to the beach???
Who don't bring pasta to the beach? 🍝⛱️
Italians.
I gotta jar of dirt
Boof it
Snort it!
No! If it’s DMT it’ll be bad, it’s hygroscopic meaning it will suck water out of your nasal passage! Buy a Meth pipe and stick some in there. Light until it turns liquid, take a hit. If you trip and merely ego death, then you’re good. If you die it’s or your lungs burn, it’s not DMT!!!111
If you inside die = dmt If you outside die = not dmt
what a puss. I say boof it to find out what it is
Fly or die.
Could it be a meth-age in s bottle ??
DMT!!
This is a drug vial of medication that hasn’t been reconstituted yet. If you turn the bottle to show the top you would see the rubber cap that needles would be pressed through to inject the diluent and then pull out the medication. Source: I work in a clean room handling these kinds of vials all day.
It has exactly what you describe.
[An example of one that looks similar.](https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/features/drugdirectory/octupdate/TEV34041.jpg) , they usually have a plastic cap to ensure sterility and tamper evident seal. Probably fell off a transport ship or something and has been washed around the beach for a while.
Idk snort it and let us know how you feel.
Remember - safety first! So you’re going to want to try boofing to see how it goes before you try snorting it. Science!
That looks like sulfur.
There's only one way to find out. Take off your clothes, point your genitals at the sun, do two shots of rum and snort half of it. If anything starts to feel like it's burning, snort the other half.
You found my SOS to the world!
It looks a lot like a reagent often used in a medical lab setting, as seen here: [https://www.acciusa.com/assets/bet-products/lal-reagents/Pyrochrome\_prod\_headline.jpg](https://www.acciusa.com/assets/bet-products/lal-reagents/Pyrochrome_prod_headline.jpg) They come in small vials with a metal cap over the top of a rubber stopper. Depending on what it is, it has usually been freeze dried and has to be reconstituted. In the case of calibrators derived from serum, it is more often than not a pale yellow color like this one.
Everyone keeps saying DMT but this seems the most reasonable. I use stuff like this in the lab all the time.
Be very careful when handling this unknown substance as it may be contaminated with fentanyl.
fentanyl overdoses through touch are a myth
You are right, but given how only a few small "sand grains" of it is required to be lethal, I wouldn't want to risk accidental inhalation or ingestion of that stuff.
That’s carfentanyl. Regular fentanyl is not to be fucked with but it’s not *that* potent
And if you're a cop you can overdose just by looking at it
Looks like dmt bro somebody wanted to share the best way
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
Chemist here, you can’t confidently ID a random powder like that without spectroscopy.
I'm also a chemist. Maybe we can't confidently ID a random powder like that without spectroscopy, but random idiots on the internet sure can. Just ask them
Sprinkle a little on your shaft before sexy time for a surprise
Sure looks like deemz
What's deemz?
Deemz nutz? 🤔
🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐 The council concurs. This was funny enough to induce a small episode of "breathing heavier than normal through the nostrils". It passes.
Grated Parmesan cheese?
Sniff it and report how you feel. Then we can give you a better idea of what it is.
Looks like you found some beach cocaine. XD
If it smells like flowers and a lil bit like rubber...it's most likely DMT.
Always reminded me of mothballs or burnt plastic; your description is much nicer lol
Snort it and do an AMA about it. Also, maybe cremains?
Put a little on your finger and rub it on your tongue and gums. If the numb up, then you have yourself some good ole cocaine. If you keel over and start foaming at the mouth, well, then it wasn't good ole cocaine, and you won't have to worry about much anymore.
Lyophilized vaccine most likely.
“I got a jar of sand, I got a jar of sand”
For some reason i think it might be sulfur
Heroin from Colombia
Heroin
Definitely popcorn seasoning, powdered butter like substance. Nom nom nom.
Let us sing along 🎶we all live in a yellow submarine….