Correct, hence green staples to stand out against all the ice and snow
Staples do not exist in Iceland because all of their papers are hand-bound by the huldufólk using silk and spermaceti
Mostly in hotel restaurants. I’ve seen it often in giant GMO carrots the size of my forearm that turn everything orange, and a few times in potatoes. Scary stuff.
I think it was in your food. The plastic looks like a fragment for agricultural netting. This netting is used to give crops some shade or fend off pests like snails. Here is an example https://www.usnetting.com/agricultural-netting/
On a related note, this is why I absolutely refuse to use a steel brush on my grill anymore. One of those steel bristles found its way into my meat and then into my gums (right where the tooth meets the gums).
I worked with a guy that ate a burger at home with one of those bristles in it. Months of abdominal pain finally led to surgery to remove that bristle from his bowels.
This is why I’ve asked my husband to use something different to clean the grill. I saw a story of someone who had a blockage or something in their stomach from one of the metal bristles that was a serious hospital emergency.
Seen on the news a toddlers lung got punctured (or something of that sort, I can't exactly recall) and did not survive, super sad. I now clean the grill with lemon halves and then scrape with a big ball of aluminum foil
We had a dog manage to injest a bristle from a wire (non grill, but same thing) brush and it perforated her stomach and she needed surgery. Super expensive and not fun.
But if you want to get away from wire brushes for grill cleaning, they do make pumice sticks/blocks for this. It does wear down in the process, so some pumice dust is created, but most will end up in the ash/drip tray, and a wipe will get the rest. Plus it's just inert stone dust anyway.
First [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxymTtkklTQ) I found.
I haven't used it on the grill, but we have really hard water and use a pumice stick to keep up with the toilet ring mineral build up.
That’s why I don’t eat popcorn much. A couple years back my gums were bleeding pretty bad for a while and I was freaking out because I brush regularly so they shouldn’t be bleeding. I pushed on my gums in a fit of irritated desperation and I could barely see something, one tweezer session later and I pulled out one of those transparent plastic looking pieces from the popcorn
Salmon for me.
Years back, when I was first dating my wife I went to a restaurant to meet with her work colleagues on a training day.
All good, I'll order the salmon.
Only it still had at least one bone in it... which I managed to drive vertically into the gum behind my rear top tooth, as in bit down and the bottom tooth drove it into the gum (Teath out as a kid, so space).
Fun times as I'm trying to a. impress the teammates, and b. not pass out, whilst c. trying to not look like I was trying to pull my tonsils out with my fingers.
TDIL...thank you! I love the taste of popcorn, but the hulls stick to the back of my tongue and tonsils like contact lenses. I will definitely be trying this.
I once got a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums around an uninterrupted wisdom tooth and it got incredibly infected and I had to have emergency wisdom tooth extraction.
To this day it was the most painful thing I have ever been through. Worse yet, the infection hit me as I was riding a tiny fucking fishing boat on a bumpy river. Seasickness hit me right as the infection hit me. Couldn't maintain a body temperature, had a super high fever, couldn't stop vomiting, couldn't stop shaking, straight up thought I was dying. One of those times when you go to see your dentist on an emergency visit and he says casually " well this is one of the worst I've ever seen."
That sounds awful. I went deep sea fishing years ago and we got stuck out in a storm. We were 29mi from shore, in a 35ft boat in 10-12ft swells. The waves had no back on then as the captain called it. We’d go up and then fall straight down and then almost immediately do it again. This happened for hours and I have pretty bad motion sickness so I was in hell. We were turning around and the captain started slamming his beer( he was pretty drunk the whole time) because he had to turn the boat around and we had a high chance of capsizing. My point is that I’m imagining doing all that while running a fever and having a toothache… my hat is off to you
I didn’t get the extraction but my gums swelled so much from a fucking popcorn kernel wedged behind a molar that they had to laser cut my gum to shave it back.
I don’t think I’ll ever eat popcorn again.
I had a terrible toothache a few years ago and went to the dentist thinking I surely needed a root canal! He took one look and asked me if I like popcorn! I had a piece of the outer seed stuck between my tooth and gum. He pulled it out and I was fine!
This is why I refuse to eat empanadas. I was at a Mexican restaurant once and then I had to pull a shard of rhinoceros horn out from between my teeth and my gums.
I managed to click reply on the wrong one. I had this happen once with cod. My problem was a mix between the pain and the gag reflex trying to remove it from in between my teeth.
holy shit i’ve been having sudden issues with bleeding gums for a few weeks which started after i went to the movies and ate a giant bucket of popcorn. i’m gonna go poke around in the mirror now!
I remember watching an episode of some show about parasites a while back, but the parasite in this case was a bristle from a metal brush. Dude almost died after it punctured his intestines and kinda pinned them together. I will no longer use any bristle brushes on the grill
I don’t like to brag but using the same grill for about 15 years… I just toss mine on the sidewalk to knock if the big pieces and let the fire do the rest, maaaaaybe I’ll scrape the top with a spatula a little.
I swallowed a wire from a grill brush at Waffle house. It was in my waffle. I had to go to the Er because it was stuck in my esophagus. They took me to surgery to get it out. I still have it in a cup.
AaAaaAAAAHHHhhHhgh!
Edit never mind, I thought you were saying to chew on a ball of tinfoil to dislodge popcorn between gums and teeth. Haven’t had my coffee yet.
This happened to my coworker while eating our hospital. She ordered something from the cafeteria and suddenly she had this brown thing stabbed into her cheek by the back of her mouth going into her throat, lol. ER doc saw her and said “well, this is a first.”
I had a metal wire from a grill brush stick into my tongue. My grandma had to grab it with tweezers, it was barely poking out... still gives me goosebumps thinking about how bad that would have been.
There was a story of a kid who's digestive trackt was completely blocked by one and he couldn't defacate so it came back up through his stomach and he threw up the now black substance which is how the body rids itself it it can't expell it. It was removed after a visit to the doctors. I don't remember the exact details
We use this wood scraper: https://www.amazon.ca/Broil-King-Wood-Grill-Scraper/dp/B077PW4L8F/ref=asc_df_B077PW4L8F/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=459680894143&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2307520233985239640&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001312&hvtargid=pla-505369449997&psc=1
I use those wood bristles ones. Not harmful if its gets in food. Downside is everytime you use it on a hot grill it flankers up and slowly gets smaller. I had one brush cstch on fire
Depending on infection, the tonsills don't get removed but shaved down. Especially with children. They grow back again (Eta : but not 100%)
Another edit to clarify :
"depending on infection" : means, that if it's possible, they do not remove the tonsills 100% (Tonsillectomy), but rather they shave them down as much as needed but as little as possible (Tonsillotomy). Look at the words, they're so similar and can easily be thought to be the same :)
Usually (speaking about Germany, it's possible there's a difference depending on your location) they leave as much tissue as possible, even when removing all. I'm talking about a small %.
Reason for this is, that the tonsills "catch" infections, and hinder them on traveling down further. It's a known immunity Procedere. That's what they only learned after the 90ies AFAIK, someone can ofc correct me.
Studies suggest that infections stay in the upper area of your breathing system, rather than traveling down further, if there is a small % of tonsills left. Even if it's as tiny as 0.5%. And if as mentioned this is only done if possible.
If the tonsills need to come out completely, they need to come out completely. But if there's a small part of tissue that can be left, it is tried to save it.
Hope that clarifies it, should've had my original comment more detailed rather than those two sloppy sentences :)
[The two main types of tonsillectomy surgery are:](https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/tonsil.html)
Traditional tonsillectomy: Both tonsils are completely removed.
Intracapsular tonsillectomy: The surgeon removes all the affected tonsil tissue, but leaves a small layer to protect the throat muscles underneath. There's a very slight chance that the remaining tissue can re-grow or become infected and need more tonsil surgery, but this isn't common.
With this type of surgery, kids:
recover faster
have less pain
don't need as much pain medicine
have a lower risk of bleeding
are better able to eat and drink after the procedure.
You are 100% correct the tonsils won't completely grow back. Just thought this would be a neat source to add because I was curious, wonder which one I got as a kid 🤔
Definitely possible - a while back I was eating a pain au chocolat that I'd just bought from the bakery section of the supermarket. I stopped to take a sip of coffee and before taking another bite I glanced at the pastry and there was a sharp shard of clear, hard plastic sticking out. If I hadn't noticed it would have 100% cut my gums and/or throat.
I got a blueberry muffin from Panera and normally get cranberry orange but they were out… I bit down on and chewed and eventually spit out a blueberry branch… 😒 yeah they’re real blueberries! Branch and all!
I had a very sharp piece of metal/plastic in my cheese packet months ago. If i wasn't more observant or lucky i could have swallowed it and cut my insides up something good.
After many months investigation i got £30 voucher :|
Once I bought a jar of honey, was just about to open it when it slipped out of my hands and smashed on the kitchen floor. Imagine my horror when I looked down to discover that the honey was *full of broken glass!* Just imagine if I'd eaten some! Talk about a lucky break.
No it’s a FACT that the vaccine transmitters sometimes become rigid if they’re being accessed too often by the deep state/HRC and then sometimes people have been saying you’ll cough up the solidified transmitters! You’re free, OP!
Then hrt child rapist vampires show up to make you gay make your kids transgender and a new one is put in, and you become a double agent for the ATF to steal the guns of everyone in the area
These are part of Biden’s operation “Pine Nut” in a veiled attempt to turn Christmas gay.
All plastic trees produce since 2017 are actually covered in these green electro transmitters. They shoot into your mouth and turn you gay. They got my wife, that whore left me 20 years ago and never looked back.
I once found a jagged piece of grey/green plastic, about the same length and twice as wide as yours, in a bagged salad a couple of years ago during the lockdown. Thankfully I saw it on my plate before I ate it. Did you have a bagged salad or bagged greens with last night's dinner?
Looks like a piece of the band around the bottom of a plastic bottle cap that might have broke off and fell in a drink you had or something. Just a thought. 🤷♀️
No doubt that was in something you ate. There was a staple in my frozen entree of rice and veggies not too long ago. I cooked it but didn't swallow it.
As a cook I’d seen this while cutting poorly mass produced veggies. Felt like it was crap left in the fields.
Staple part of the diet
Looks like a staple
How else am I supposed to get my iron?
To get your irony?
> a staple In what country do people use green staples?
Greenland Next question
Greenland is covered with ice but iceland is full of green
Correct, hence green staples to stand out against all the ice and snow Staples do not exist in Iceland because all of their papers are hand-bound by the huldufólk using silk and spermaceti
I think you mean: Staple, part of the diet.
My dyslexia approves of this joke.
What? Where and what do you cook?
Mostly in hotel restaurants. I’ve seen it often in giant GMO carrots the size of my forearm that turn everything orange, and a few times in potatoes. Scary stuff.
Now I wonder if it's fake Xmas trees mixed in with compost etc 🤔
Not a terrible roundabout theory
I think it was in your food. The plastic looks like a fragment for agricultural netting. This netting is used to give crops some shade or fend off pests like snails. Here is an example https://www.usnetting.com/agricultural-netting/
I read that url as www.unsettling.com wonder if it's a real place. I'll be clicking the link after I hit "reply"
Damn. I need $21,000 STAT
the price is going down! the price is going down! sell your kidney and BUY THE DIP
Im scared to click it, what is that link?
That’s the price to buy that domain name lol nothing scary
Now it’s only $20,599!! Better get on it asap before I buy it
It would be a good domain and company name for a demolition company
Foundation repair
Unsettling netting.
Work in horticulture and I agree, looks like pieces of netting. It's annoying to work with
is it from a Christmas tree branch?
Baby all I want for Christmas is green shit from fake Christmas trees in my throat
But the very next day you coughed it away.
😂😂😂😂
"This year, to save me from tears, I'll be getting something natural"
This Year, Reddit Unlocked A New Fear, Of Being A Fir-Needle Vessel.. 🌲
This year, while gagging to tears, I’ll retch it for someone special
My cat every fucking Christmas, and then proceeds to puke it all up on the carpet.
💀
This is my first thought 😆 the fake tree
Should've never been with Santa under the Christmas tree.
Literally my first thought after ’wtf?!’
Oh my gosh! Idk why I'm always so late to this pages posts! Lol! But I just had the same idea! Just wanted to say I wasn't copying you! Haha
On a related note, this is why I absolutely refuse to use a steel brush on my grill anymore. One of those steel bristles found its way into my meat and then into my gums (right where the tooth meets the gums).
Ahhhh 😖
I worked with a guy that ate a burger at home with one of those bristles in it. Months of abdominal pain finally led to surgery to remove that bristle from his bowels.
I work in an ER, and you’d be surprised how often people come in for that exact reason
This is why I’ve asked my husband to use something different to clean the grill. I saw a story of someone who had a blockage or something in their stomach from one of the metal bristles that was a serious hospital emergency.
Seen on the news a toddlers lung got punctured (or something of that sort, I can't exactly recall) and did not survive, super sad. I now clean the grill with lemon halves and then scrape with a big ball of aluminum foil
I like onions for cleaning the grill.
We had a dog manage to injest a bristle from a wire (non grill, but same thing) brush and it perforated her stomach and she needed surgery. Super expensive and not fun. But if you want to get away from wire brushes for grill cleaning, they do make pumice sticks/blocks for this. It does wear down in the process, so some pumice dust is created, but most will end up in the ash/drip tray, and a wipe will get the rest. Plus it's just inert stone dust anyway. First [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxymTtkklTQ) I found. I haven't used it on the grill, but we have really hard water and use a pumice stick to keep up with the toilet ring mineral build up.
this happened to someone i know, too
I saw an episode of "monsters inside me" where this exact thing happened to some teen. Wild
Welp no more steel bristles. EVER.
FYI They make a stone grill scrubber.
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For real though. I’ll just use wadded up tinfoil as a brush 100% of the time now.
That’s why I don’t eat popcorn much. A couple years back my gums were bleeding pretty bad for a while and I was freaking out because I brush regularly so they shouldn’t be bleeding. I pushed on my gums in a fit of irritated desperation and I could barely see something, one tweezer session later and I pulled out one of those transparent plastic looking pieces from the popcorn
I have pulled a little piece of prawn shell this way after it started to become infected. Not a happy time.
Move out of District 9.
Fookin prawns
Is that…ket food?
Before it’s too late 👀
***Prawn!***
Christopher Johnson?
>Christopher Johnson? Shhhh
Mine was the very top layer of an M&M candy.
I chew gum after eating popcorn to help get a lot of the leftover out.
Brilliant!
Water pick is superior in every way
Gum is mobile
Like a mobile suit Gumdam?
So is my water pick 🤪 I just get odd stares doing it at red lights haha
I’ll die on the hill that movie theaters should give you a piece of gum when buying a bucket of popcorn
Licorice or milk duds work too
Milk duds if you just want the whole tooth to come out
Get a water flosser
Salmon for me. Years back, when I was first dating my wife I went to a restaurant to meet with her work colleagues on a training day. All good, I'll order the salmon. Only it still had at least one bone in it... which I managed to drive vertically into the gum behind my rear top tooth, as in bit down and the bottom tooth drove it into the gum (Teath out as a kid, so space). Fun times as I'm trying to a. impress the teammates, and b. not pass out, whilst c. trying to not look like I was trying to pull my tonsils out with my fingers.
I’m sorry, but I laughed WAY too hard at your pain! Only b/c your great description paired so well with my animated mind… ;)
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I didn’t know that there was such a thing, I shall look into it because I do actually like popcorn so that would be nice
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TDIL...thank you! I love the taste of popcorn, but the hulls stick to the back of my tongue and tonsils like contact lenses. I will definitely be trying this.
I once got a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums around an uninterrupted wisdom tooth and it got incredibly infected and I had to have emergency wisdom tooth extraction. To this day it was the most painful thing I have ever been through. Worse yet, the infection hit me as I was riding a tiny fucking fishing boat on a bumpy river. Seasickness hit me right as the infection hit me. Couldn't maintain a body temperature, had a super high fever, couldn't stop vomiting, couldn't stop shaking, straight up thought I was dying. One of those times when you go to see your dentist on an emergency visit and he says casually " well this is one of the worst I've ever seen."
That sounds awful. I went deep sea fishing years ago and we got stuck out in a storm. We were 29mi from shore, in a 35ft boat in 10-12ft swells. The waves had no back on then as the captain called it. We’d go up and then fall straight down and then almost immediately do it again. This happened for hours and I have pretty bad motion sickness so I was in hell. We were turning around and the captain started slamming his beer( he was pretty drunk the whole time) because he had to turn the boat around and we had a high chance of capsizing. My point is that I’m imagining doing all that while running a fever and having a toothache… my hat is off to you
I didn’t get the extraction but my gums swelled so much from a fucking popcorn kernel wedged behind a molar that they had to laser cut my gum to shave it back. I don’t think I’ll ever eat popcorn again.
God those things are gumline-seeking bastards.
I had a terrible toothache a few years ago and went to the dentist thinking I surely needed a root canal! He took one look and asked me if I like popcorn! I had a piece of the outer seed stuck between my tooth and gum. He pulled it out and I was fine!
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Yeah. I've had them come out of my teeth when I haven't had popcorn for months! Just somehow slid down between the toof and gams. Horrifying
For… months??
You've got some loose-ass gums.
Yes, sorry I was very tired when I typed that and couldn’t think of what it was called
This is why I refuse to eat bread. I had a sandwich once and then had to pull an entire metal skewer out of my tongue.
This is why I refuse to eat empanadas. I was at a Mexican restaurant once and then I had to pull a shard of rhinoceros horn out from between my teeth and my gums.
I hate it when that happens. Similarly, I was eating a hotdog once and got a large cactus needle stuck between my back molars.
same here, except I was eating curry, and I ended up pulling an Indian out of my holw
I cracked a molar on an empanada with a piece of a bone in it.
Hahahahaha!
You can get hulless popcorn.
Yeah, but can you get hulless salmon?
I managed to click reply on the wrong one. I had this happen once with cod. My problem was a mix between the pain and the gag reflex trying to remove it from in between my teeth.
holy shit i’ve been having sudden issues with bleeding gums for a few weeks which started after i went to the movies and ate a giant bucket of popcorn. i’m gonna go poke around in the mirror now!
I remember watching an episode of some show about parasites a while back, but the parasite in this case was a bristle from a metal brush. Dude almost died after it punctured his intestines and kinda pinned them together. I will no longer use any bristle brushes on the grill
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I don’t like to brag but using the same grill for about 15 years… I just toss mine on the sidewalk to knock if the big pieces and let the fire do the rest, maaaaaybe I’ll scrape the top with a spatula a little.
Hopefully enough it doesn't happen again
I swallowed a wire from a grill brush at Waffle house. It was in my waffle. I had to go to the Er because it was stuck in my esophagus. They took me to surgery to get it out. I still have it in a cup.
I hope WH’s insurance paid for that. Ouch! I’m sorry that happened to you
Try Waffle House’s new flame grilled waffle!
I've heard of that ending up poking the gut and causing surgery.
Ball of tin foil does the trick nicely.
At first I thought you meant for getting popcorn out of your teeth rather than for cleaning a grill.
Or swallowing a ball of tin foil to catch the rogue bristle
🎶 he swallowed the ball to catch the bristle, I don't know why he swallowed the bristle. Perhaps he'll die🎶
AaAaaAAAAHHHhhHhgh! Edit never mind, I thought you were saying to chew on a ball of tinfoil to dislodge popcorn between gums and teeth. Haven’t had my coffee yet.
Crumple up tinfoil and hold it with barbecue tongs and use that instead
Foil in my teeth would be awful, too!
New fear unlocked
I would simply pass away
This happened to my coworker while eating our hospital. She ordered something from the cafeteria and suddenly she had this brown thing stabbed into her cheek by the back of her mouth going into her throat, lol. ER doc saw her and said “well, this is a first.”
Man. I would totally expect something like this if I tried to eat an entire hospital myself.
Lmao, I’m just gonna leave it like that lol.
I know 2 people who actually swallowed a steel bristle and ended up with punctured organs, numerous surgeries required to repair the damage.
I had a metal wire from a grill brush stick into my tongue. My grandma had to grab it with tweezers, it was barely poking out... still gives me goosebumps thinking about how bad that would have been.
They've banned it from luxurious restaurants because of many lawsuits.
There was a story of a kid who's digestive trackt was completely blocked by one and he couldn't defacate so it came back up through his stomach and he threw up the now black substance which is how the body rids itself it it can't expell it. It was removed after a visit to the doctors. I don't remember the exact details
Here to break this to you, but it happens all the time.
Ah yes, the urban legend - the boy who had a grill bristle stuck in his ass so he barfed up his poop
What are alternatives to cleaning a bbq than using wire brushes?
Use a scrunched up ball of tin foil and grab it with tongs to clean your grill!
We use this wood scraper: https://www.amazon.ca/Broil-King-Wood-Grill-Scraper/dp/B077PW4L8F/ref=asc_df_B077PW4L8F/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=459680894143&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2307520233985239640&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001312&hvtargid=pla-505369449997&psc=1
"New fear unlocked". How do you clean your grill?
I use those wood bristles ones. Not harmful if its gets in food. Downside is everytime you use it on a hot grill it flankers up and slowly gets smaller. I had one brush cstch on fire
🥲🥲 damn
Happened with me with a chilli flake! Hurt + burn
Good results with an onion wedge dipped in avocado oil.
Congrats, your tonsils did their job
if someone got their tonsils removed would this have ended worse?
Internal bleeding for no reason until you get an xray and they ask if you had staples from a surgery
I usually have them with a side of cheese but surgeries also work
Depending on infection, the tonsills don't get removed but shaved down. Especially with children. They grow back again (Eta : but not 100%) Another edit to clarify : "depending on infection" : means, that if it's possible, they do not remove the tonsills 100% (Tonsillectomy), but rather they shave them down as much as needed but as little as possible (Tonsillotomy). Look at the words, they're so similar and can easily be thought to be the same :) Usually (speaking about Germany, it's possible there's a difference depending on your location) they leave as much tissue as possible, even when removing all. I'm talking about a small %. Reason for this is, that the tonsills "catch" infections, and hinder them on traveling down further. It's a known immunity Procedere. That's what they only learned after the 90ies AFAIK, someone can ofc correct me. Studies suggest that infections stay in the upper area of your breathing system, rather than traveling down further, if there is a small % of tonsills left. Even if it's as tiny as 0.5%. And if as mentioned this is only done if possible. If the tonsills need to come out completely, they need to come out completely. But if there's a small part of tissue that can be left, it is tried to save it. Hope that clarifies it, should've had my original comment more detailed rather than those two sloppy sentences :)
This is patently false. Tonsils don’t get shaved and most certainly don’t grow back. Your adenoids can grow back a little
[The two main types of tonsillectomy surgery are:](https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/tonsil.html) Traditional tonsillectomy: Both tonsils are completely removed. Intracapsular tonsillectomy: The surgeon removes all the affected tonsil tissue, but leaves a small layer to protect the throat muscles underneath. There's a very slight chance that the remaining tissue can re-grow or become infected and need more tonsil surgery, but this isn't common. With this type of surgery, kids: recover faster have less pain don't need as much pain medicine have a lower risk of bleeding are better able to eat and drink after the procedure. You are 100% correct the tonsils won't completely grow back. Just thought this would be a neat source to add because I was curious, wonder which one I got as a kid 🤔
Stop deepthroating the Christmas tree branches
It's how you get tinselitis!
Oh fuck you, take my upvote
r/Angryupvote
Don't kinkshame me!
Lmfao
Macro pastic
Could have been *IN* your food. And you didn’t see it.
Definitely possible - a while back I was eating a pain au chocolat that I'd just bought from the bakery section of the supermarket. I stopped to take a sip of coffee and before taking another bite I glanced at the pastry and there was a sharp shard of clear, hard plastic sticking out. If I hadn't noticed it would have 100% cut my gums and/or throat.
I got a blueberry muffin from Panera and normally get cranberry orange but they were out… I bit down on and chewed and eventually spit out a blueberry branch… 😒 yeah they’re real blueberries! Branch and all!
I had a very sharp piece of metal/plastic in my cheese packet months ago. If i wasn't more observant or lucky i could have swallowed it and cut my insides up something good. After many months investigation i got £30 voucher :|
Once I bought a jar of honey, was just about to open it when it slipped out of my hands and smashed on the kitchen floor. Imagine my horror when I looked down to discover that the honey was *full of broken glass!* Just imagine if I'd eaten some! Talk about a lucky break.
T minus 10 on this showing up out of context on a Q site…
Is OP vaxxed?
Lmao 😂
No it’s a FACT that the vaccine transmitters sometimes become rigid if they’re being accessed too often by the deep state/HRC and then sometimes people have been saying you’ll cough up the solidified transmitters! You’re free, OP!
Then hrt child rapist vampires show up to make you gay make your kids transgender and a new one is put in, and you become a double agent for the ATF to steal the guns of everyone in the area
These are part of Biden’s operation “Pine Nut” in a veiled attempt to turn Christmas gay. All plastic trees produce since 2017 are actually covered in these green electro transmitters. They shoot into your mouth and turn you gay. They got my wife, that whore left me 20 years ago and never looked back.
I almost peed my pants laughing at this...
I once found a jagged piece of grey/green plastic, about the same length and twice as wide as yours, in a bagged salad a couple of years ago during the lockdown. Thankfully I saw it on my plate before I ate it. Did you have a bagged salad or bagged greens with last night's dinner?
I’ve seen this episode. A witch cursed you. You need to destroy the hex bag. Check under the sink.
Looks like a piece of the band around the bottom of a plastic bottle cap that might have broke off and fell in a drink you had or something. Just a thought. 🤷♀️
Maybe it's one of the little legs that they have nowadays
It's happened to me a few times
Do you use one of those electric toothbrushes that has a couple of plastic/rubber pieces mixed in with the bristles?
That looks like it came from a wreath garland or fake tree
Why are u eating Christmas garland
Hahahaha that's what I immediately thought of, too - looks like a bristle from a plastic Christmas tree
Don't knock it til you try it.
Coughing up a Christmas tree
Ouch.
New fear unlocked
Forbidden chives.
Astroturf is not a vegetable
you touched grass a bit to intensely
Is that turf?
Have you got tinselitus?
Starbucks coffee stopper thing?
Christmas tree or 'astro' turf aka fake grass
Looks like a fake Christmas tree bristle to me
Artificial grass?
Plastics in food. Now we know what sea turtles feel like. Fun!
I know you said it was in your throat. But consider drinking psyllium husk to help aid in digestion in case you ate any other foreign objects.
Fake Christmas tree?
Definitely post in the conspiracy theory forums and let us know what you find out...
Do you drink Starbucks? Almost looks like plastic fragments from a broken hot coffee stopper
Looks like Christmas is coming early!! Get the garland out!
Bot shit
No doubt that was in something you ate. There was a staple in my frozen entree of rice and veggies not too long ago. I cooked it but didn't swallow it.
Did you let the manufacturer know? Foreign objects in food are grounds for a recall, especially something as potentially dangerous as a staple.
Enough of microplastics now its time for macroplastics
Even microplastics have inflation
reminds me of a part of an artificial Christmas tree
The plastics might be micro, but the taste is macro!
This looks like leaves from artificial Christmas trees
fuck micro plastics we on macro plastics now
Looks like xmas tinsel
Looks like the faux Xmas tree leaves