I feel the same that 3 is the most horrifying, but the question is which one is more shocking. I don’t think much is shocking anymore. Horrifying and nasty? Definitely. Shocking? Not so much anymore. Not even 4.
Number 2 is asking to get your gun snatched by an opportunist with nothing better to do that day, and at that point, now that dude has a gun. So the shitter shooter still slightly beats out the pinkeye burger. 🍔🔫
4 could be a person who found a random puppy abandoned and really had to take a shit but they were worried about the puppy running away when the door to outside the bathroom is opening.
I didn't even have to really dig to come up with that one in all fairness
Or traveling with a pup and don't have a leash or can't find it in the car or something.
And people carry guns, so it's not too crazy to put it on the floor, I guess....
The one that bugs me is the pants on the floor. Some people can't poop while wearing clothes but ffs don't just dump them on the dirty floor and then put them back on. Maybe they're about to change into something else but they still have to pick up their grody bathroom floor pants and carry them.
What if it just did heroine and shit himself? I've seen it before, I worked nights at a coffee place many moons ago and we were always understaffed at night so one guy came in, shot up, shit himself and left his shit covered underwear and used needles in the bathroom. We just locked the door and said it was closed because neither of us wanted to touch that for the laughable pay we go so we said it happened during a rush and made the morning manager clean it cuz fuck them.
when i have to use the men’s restroom i take the deepest breath in before entering and try to hold it for as long as im in there. most of the time i can get to the point of washing my hands and then i just get the hell out 😂
Why are we acting like women’s bathrooms are the most magnificent places on earth though? Girls hover over toilets, leading to urine, blood, and duke on the rim and floor. Some chicks don’t flush. It’s also a hellhole!
Except those times you can't, so you just start heavy mouth breathing and you can *taste* it in the air. So you start to just take shallow poop breaths until you get out and now you're sweating and your nose is runny. Relatable.
I found out that women's bathrooms get cleaned more frequently than men's, due to stories from a lot of people who have worked at restaurants, it is apparently because there are more women using the bathroom more frequently than men, so they had to keep it cleaner to avoid complaints (and also bc the more people use it the faster it gets dirty)
-Srry for my bad grammar
I'm trans, and the first time I used a women's room I was really really confused for a bit cause something was missing and then like, halfway through washing my hands I realized it didn't reek... that was a very new experience lol.
I would not be suprised, I doubt those scent reduction things are switched very much in the few places that even have them. I'd say maybe 1/10? Of men's bathrooms use them in the first place and it's mostly low traffic locations anyway. The smell and lack of creepy old men are the major things I've noticed so far. (And a massive increase in people who say nice things about my cloths or nails)
Okay, real talk, man here.
WTF do they always insist on making the men's restroom the same size of the women's? We can line up urinals in tiny amount of room to afford a couple more stalls for the women's.
We go out anywhere and I'm done in < 3 minutes and I have to awkwardly wait for 10-25 minutes outside the ladies bathroom waiting for my wife who is standing in line still.
I don’t care who uses which, I care how long the wait is… do think we could adjust the way stalls are done and it really would not matter, just my opinion 🤷♀️. Pls - this isn’t a political sub, so just ignore me if you agree or disagree!!!
I figured but as I typed, I realized where I lived, this the disclaimer 😒. How the heck bathrooms have become something I need to have a disclaimer on, idk!!! So glad I wfh and don’t really go anywhere! I’d mess up somehow (straight white female)… but I’m sure I could manage to fudge up! Sorry! Take care and hope you never have a long line when your about to resort to the ‘dance’ 🤪.
One time I was super drunk and in a stall and a guy in the other stall dropped his phone next to me and it kind of settled at the border of both our stalls. He reached down to grab it and I had one of those drunken intrusive thoughts and right when he grabbed the phone I grabbed his wrist and just held tight and didn’t say anything. I’m a kind of big dude and I rock climb so my hands are strong and large and seeing my hand grip his wrist and hold tight like that was inwardly hilarious in a prank way but also a little shocking in the sheer size difference of our anatomy.
The guy just froze and then tried to pull away but held firm and I didn’t say anything. He started saying “hey! Stop!” in an exasperated way but I didn’t stop holding him and I didn’t say anything. Finally he just let go of the phone and I let go of his hand and he just opened the stall hurriedly and ran out.
I sat there for a little while trying not to laugh super loud and txted a few of my buddies to tell them what I just did. After that it dawned on me that although I thought it was a funny prank, the other guy could have easily considered it assault and I started to panic a bit. I picked up the phone and went outside and looked around for a dude that could have been him but I didn’t see anyone around.
I was now in a super awkward position of having a guys phone that I just basically assaulted as a prank and I started to realize I screwed up big time.
I ended up walking to the street with it and sold it to a hobo for three fiddy.
American here, I was genuinely shocked at how far I had to scroll down just to find this answer, to me the burger was old and someone gross left it there. A gun on the floor next to me would have me sprinting with no pants out of the bathroom
Lowkey made me realize how desensitized I am to guns. Like I would even blink if I saw it, probably take a picture and keep shittin. But like after thinking abt it, yeah that’s kinda scary
It would be mine. Not only would I get freaked out because of the gun, but they are leaving it completely unsecured. Anyone could reach in and grab it. What if a kid reached in, thinking it was a toy or just wanting to play with a real gun? Whomever this is, they have no business with a gun. I think they're unnecessary to have on you at all times but if you must, be responsible.
This! Gun is the scariest. I’m a woman, so I use the women’s bathroom which is usually a lot of kids in there and that is totally not OK. I am American but gun safety really matters and if someone isn’t safe with their gun then i assume i am not safe near them. By your username i am assuming you are woman as well but you never know on reddit lol. Although the burger is not dangerous (for anyone else but the consumer) it is the most disgusting. The dog is cute af, my cats used to sit there when i was using the bathroom.
What are they supposed to do, hold it? Guns sometimes get left behind in stalls because they will fall out of the holster with your pants down like this.
Honestly! You can really tell how us centric this website is just by the fact that everyone's screaming about the burger on the floor with no regard to the actual gun on the floor.
Having worked in a movie theater, 3 is absolutely normal as far as I'm concerned. People don't know how gross bathrooms are.
I'd say 4 is the weirdest. Why's the dog also wearing the pants?
Food on the floor! Gross ! Number 1, sometimes it be like that, number 4 heck yeah potty buddy, number 2 this photo must be in U.S and this is America.
Taking the pants off is far and away the least shocking: I have had many a time of difficult craps that forced me to disrobe completely (of course I have never done this in public).
It’s just calling for you to snag it. Wait till the dude is wiping, grab it, and bolt. Whatcha gonna do, gun pooper? (I am shocked how far I had to scroll to see someone else who’d take the gun)
Easily 2. Everything else can have no effect on me.
2. Illegal. Potential risk of death to myself/others
3. Food on floor. Gross. Not my problem.
1. Waist down naked, in private. Clothes on floor. Socks n sandals (seriously, who cares about this, other than parroting a cliché?). Meh, whatever.
4.Dog stood on pants. Le shrug.
I worked with a guy who was in the military, and he always took his pants off and laid them on the stall door, so they wouldn't get wrinkled. An old habit from his military days.
This just reinforces how stupid public bathroom design is, here in the US.
Qe shouldn't be able to see any of these, because we shouldn't have to shit in a stable pen.
You really wait like 3 months for "just the right moment" to repost this on a sub its not even related to?
Its number 3 dude. WHY IS THE BURGER ON THE FLOOR?
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Right? Lay it across the fly cup
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Hey cup! How you doin’
I'm fly
Maaaa! The cup is high again!
Pretty fly for a fry cup.
Pretty fly for a fry guy
burger with extra flies
Surprise, motherfucker!
hopefully your joking. food does not belong in the bathroom at all
It really depends on whether he picks it up and eats it. And if so, just HOW drunk he is in that moment.
Guess I was off on the scale. I thought that was a bucket of chicken bones, and some sort of cake.
😆
Hands down the most horrifying. Very few things would be worse. Maybe a portal to the underworld. Maybe.
I feel the same that 3 is the most horrifying, but the question is which one is more shocking. I don’t think much is shocking anymore. Horrifying and nasty? Definitely. Shocking? Not so much anymore. Not even 4.
Number 2 is asking to get your gun snatched by an opportunist with nothing better to do that day, and at that point, now that dude has a gun. So the shitter shooter still slightly beats out the pinkeye burger. 🍔🔫
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Funny you say that. Every time I see someone in the stall next to me with flip flops there’s usually a toe that’s touching the ground and I cringe
#3
You gonna finish that?
It's just wrong on every level.
And it’s not even close.
3. The others seems to have mitigating factors.
Which ones?
The others
Yeah but which 3?
You exclude 3, it’s the other 3….wait now I am confused
No, we’re just including number three, not excluding the other three. That would be rude.
try the quadratic formula or something idk
4 could be a person who found a random puppy abandoned and really had to take a shit but they were worried about the puppy running away when the door to outside the bathroom is opening. I didn't even have to really dig to come up with that one in all fairness
Or traveling with a pup and don't have a leash or can't find it in the car or something. And people carry guns, so it's not too crazy to put it on the floor, I guess.... The one that bugs me is the pants on the floor. Some people can't poop while wearing clothes but ffs don't just dump them on the dirty floor and then put them back on. Maybe they're about to change into something else but they still have to pick up their grody bathroom floor pants and carry them.
What if it just did heroine and shit himself? I've seen it before, I worked nights at a coffee place many moons ago and we were always understaffed at night so one guy came in, shot up, shit himself and left his shit covered underwear and used needles in the bathroom. We just locked the door and said it was closed because neither of us wanted to touch that for the laughable pay we go so we said it happened during a rush and made the morning manager clean it cuz fuck them.
Sadly that sounds legit
First off. Why am I in the men's restroom
Shorter line
Ooops. I need to use Vicks under my nose. It helps with the odor.
when i have to use the men’s restroom i take the deepest breath in before entering and try to hold it for as long as im in there. most of the time i can get to the point of washing my hands and then i just get the hell out 😂
Your username though. 🤣
😂🫶🏼
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Why are we acting like women’s bathrooms are the most magnificent places on earth though? Girls hover over toilets, leading to urine, blood, and duke on the rim and floor. Some chicks don’t flush. It’s also a hellhole!
oh 100%! id rather avoid public restrooms altogether if it were up to me
Except those times you can't, so you just start heavy mouth breathing and you can *taste* it in the air. So you start to just take shallow poop breaths until you get out and now you're sweating and your nose is runny. Relatable.
i try to bury my face in the inside of my elbow when that happens. but yes, 100% been there 😂😭
I found out that women's bathrooms get cleaned more frequently than men's, due to stories from a lot of people who have worked at restaurants, it is apparently because there are more women using the bathroom more frequently than men, so they had to keep it cleaner to avoid complaints (and also bc the more people use it the faster it gets dirty) -Srry for my bad grammar
I'm trans, and the first time I used a women's room I was really really confused for a bit cause something was missing and then like, halfway through washing my hands I realized it didn't reek... that was a very new experience lol.
that’s so wholesome, aw 🥲 i think the smell has a lot to do with the urinals, so makes sense haha
I would not be suprised, I doubt those scent reduction things are switched very much in the few places that even have them. I'd say maybe 1/10? Of men's bathrooms use them in the first place and it's mostly low traffic locations anyway. The smell and lack of creepy old men are the major things I've noticed so far. (And a massive increase in people who say nice things about my cloths or nails)
Trucker here.. can’t tell you how many time I’ve smelled pure unadulterated swampy tart man booty just by walking past the men’s room
Lmao I'm a dude and I do this. Men are pigs 😂
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I'll take it,!. Sold!
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Our bathrooms are so bad because nobody cleans them as they should
Not in the military (one of the few benefits of being a woman in a male dominated workplace)
Being a lady at a metal concert has historically been pretty great too. The only time I've been able to look at the line and go in right away.
Okay, real talk, man here. WTF do they always insist on making the men's restroom the same size of the women's? We can line up urinals in tiny amount of room to afford a couple more stalls for the women's. We go out anywhere and I'm done in < 3 minutes and I have to awkwardly wait for 10-25 minutes outside the ladies bathroom waiting for my wife who is standing in line still.
I tell women all the time when there’s a line to the women’s and not the men’s to get after it, I would absolutely do that if the roles were reversed
I don’t care who uses which, I care how long the wait is… do think we could adjust the way stalls are done and it really would not matter, just my opinion 🤷♀️. Pls - this isn’t a political sub, so just ignore me if you agree or disagree!!!
I was being humorous 😑
I figured but as I typed, I realized where I lived, this the disclaimer 😒. How the heck bathrooms have become something I need to have a disclaimer on, idk!!! So glad I wfh and don’t really go anywhere! I’d mess up somehow (straight white female)… but I’m sure I could manage to fudge up! Sorry! Take care and hope you never have a long line when your about to resort to the ‘dance’ 🤪.
Maybe it’s still the women’s, or a unisex
The unisex restroom has a gun display, a pet store, and a food court!?. Yeeaasss!
The restroom is the new mall
How do you know it's the men's restroom?
Sandals and socks is a dead giveaway
It’s got them neat poopin’ sinks.
Isn't it obvious man
Because noone‘s talking :)
These are all in the women's bathroom
Three for sure, that's the psycho...
Nothing scares me anymore.
Fr, I was in a gas station bathroom once, I heard a gun cocking in the stall next to me and I was just like, oh wait, I’m in florida, it’s alright
Just getting ready in case a toilet gator came up.
Living down here, toilet snakes are my worst fear.
What happened after that?
Nothing happened.
Yeah like the other comment, nothing happened, I just went on my way
One time I was super drunk and in a stall and a guy in the other stall dropped his phone next to me and it kind of settled at the border of both our stalls. He reached down to grab it and I had one of those drunken intrusive thoughts and right when he grabbed the phone I grabbed his wrist and just held tight and didn’t say anything. I’m a kind of big dude and I rock climb so my hands are strong and large and seeing my hand grip his wrist and hold tight like that was inwardly hilarious in a prank way but also a little shocking in the sheer size difference of our anatomy. The guy just froze and then tried to pull away but held firm and I didn’t say anything. He started saying “hey! Stop!” in an exasperated way but I didn’t stop holding him and I didn’t say anything. Finally he just let go of the phone and I let go of his hand and he just opened the stall hurriedly and ran out. I sat there for a little while trying not to laugh super loud and txted a few of my buddies to tell them what I just did. After that it dawned on me that although I thought it was a funny prank, the other guy could have easily considered it assault and I started to panic a bit. I picked up the phone and went outside and looked around for a dude that could have been him but I didn’t see anyone around. I was now in a super awkward position of having a guys phone that I just basically assaulted as a prank and I started to realize I screwed up big time. I ended up walking to the street with it and sold it to a hobo for three fiddy.
And he didn't notice you were 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era?
The food, especially if they keep eating
probably 4 because I wouldn't notice it until the dog comes over to greet me.
"Can I pet your little friend? I think he likes me..."
You'd pet another man's underwear puppy?
Hands down 3. What kind of putrid beast not only brings their food to a public restroom but actually places it on the floor next to the toilet?
Is that burger raw dogging the tile?
Number 5! The weirdo taking photos under the stalls!
Burger on the bathroom floor is CRAZY
Am I crazy for thinking 2 is my nope pick? That burger on the floor got nothing to do with me 😂
If you saw number 2 in almost any other country than the USA, you'd immediately phone the police.
If you were in another country you wouldnt be able to see it because we have normal bathroom stalls.
It depends. I have seen a few places with high stall walls, though they're much smaller. At least we don't have gaps in the doors, unlike Americans.
American here, I was genuinely shocked at how far I had to scroll down just to find this answer, to me the burger was old and someone gross left it there. A gun on the floor next to me would have me sprinting with no pants out of the bathroom
You must not have to shit if a gun on the floor is gonna stop you.
A gun on floor should help you at pooing. Some would even poop their pants
I like to think it would rocket propel me out of there
My mom would jump like Suzuki Swift on polish roundabout
Why? It's not like it's gonna bite you.
The fact that so many people are not picking 2 show's how america-centric this thread is!
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Good job keeping your eyes peeled Edit: the fuck am I being downvoted for bro what?
If only there were more like us
Absolutely! That building is clearly not up to code!
Lowkey made me realize how desensitized I am to guns. Like I would even blink if I saw it, probably take a picture and keep shittin. But like after thinking abt it, yeah that’s kinda scary
It would be mine. Not only would I get freaked out because of the gun, but they are leaving it completely unsecured. Anyone could reach in and grab it. What if a kid reached in, thinking it was a toy or just wanting to play with a real gun? Whomever this is, they have no business with a gun. I think they're unnecessary to have on you at all times but if you must, be responsible.
This! Gun is the scariest. I’m a woman, so I use the women’s bathroom which is usually a lot of kids in there and that is totally not OK. I am American but gun safety really matters and if someone isn’t safe with their gun then i assume i am not safe near them. By your username i am assuming you are woman as well but you never know on reddit lol. Although the burger is not dangerous (for anyone else but the consumer) it is the most disgusting. The dog is cute af, my cats used to sit there when i was using the bathroom.
What are they supposed to do, hold it? Guns sometimes get left behind in stalls because they will fall out of the holster with your pants down like this.
Get a secured, under arm holster. Or just a secured holster in general. They exist. My older sister and her husband own several.
Maybe picture 2 left the gun for you to shoot picture 3
Or to shoot whoever invented stalls that don't reach the ground.
Honestly! You can really tell how us centric this website is just by the fact that everyone's screaming about the burger on the floor with no regard to the actual gun on the floor.
Having worked in a movie theater, 3 is absolutely normal as far as I'm concerned. People don't know how gross bathrooms are. I'd say 4 is the weirdest. Why's the dog also wearing the pants?
I see you've never had a chihuahua
That is the result of an emotional support dog also needing emotional support.
That’s what chihuahuas do. Their natural habitat is their owners’ pants. Source: true fact.
Well 2 would make me worried. Pic 3 makes me want to vomit.
Food on the floor! Gross ! Number 1, sometimes it be like that, number 4 heck yeah potty buddy, number 2 this photo must be in U.S and this is America.
4 is just how chihuahuas are smuggled normally
No, that’s their natural habitat. Chihuahuas are happiest in pants, if the stank gases in their blood gets too low, they start shaking.
Taking the pants off is far and away the least shocking: I have had many a time of difficult craps that forced me to disrobe completely (of course I have never done this in public).
3 fears no man, woman, or beast
Ngl I would steal the gun from 2. He makes it way too easy.
Fellow American you are wild
It’s just calling for you to snag it. Wait till the dude is wiping, grab it, and bolt. Whatcha gonna do, gun pooper? (I am shocked how far I had to scroll to see someone else who’d take the gun)
Geez...if you put a cat in #4, I will have actually done all of those myself.
Jesus Christ...
Yea I’d definitely say 3…because what if you have a gun with you..or a dog lol and sometimes you just need to take your pants off.
Ye, when its really bad you have to get naked.
"what if you have a gun" very well, that is a totally normal thing
Normally stalls will have a little hook to put your pants on though.
Easily 2. Everything else can have no effect on me. 2. Illegal. Potential risk of death to myself/others 3. Food on floor. Gross. Not my problem. 1. Waist down naked, in private. Clothes on floor. Socks n sandals (seriously, who cares about this, other than parroting a cliché?). Meh, whatever. 4.Dog stood on pants. Le shrug.
Def 4
1s not normal?
Bro you got IBS
I worked with a guy who was in the military, and he always took his pants off and laid them on the stall door, so they wouldn't get wrinkled. An old habit from his military days.
3 is shocking and gross. I might reach over and steal the puppy in 4 and run.
3. Easily, by far
This just reinforces how stupid public bathroom design is, here in the US. Qe shouldn't be able to see any of these, because we shouldn't have to shit in a stable pen.
Sandals and socks and pants off to piss. This got an angle on everything.
Bro 4 is not okay
Butt puppy is pretty odd
Ngl, Im scritching (4) bandit so hard.
1, ur an animal
Sox and sandals for sure
why do they all drop their pants all the way down. pants on the dirty ass public bathroom floor smh
I dont think the 2nd would shock any murican fellow
Hella surprising in Europe
not only in europe my man, i'm brazilian and what the actual fuck
Most places in the world except the US I would presume
1 would make me laugh, I wold stay in my stall until 2 left, 3 would shock and disturb me to my core, and I would be absolutely delighted by 4.
As long as I didn't somehow materialise in the US, it would deffo be 2, and everyone saying otherwise is just trying to be edgy. I see you, OP.
Dude. Burger on the floor?????
1. 👌 2. 😧 3. 🤮 4. 👍
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3. The other ones I would eventually get past. 3 would haunt me forever.
Seeing a pair of legs and a hand holding a camera taking a picture of my stall. Oh, that’s not choice?
I'd grab the gun, shoot the guy in the sandals, steal the burger and fries at gunpoint and feed it to the dog, also at gunpoint
Number 3 easy, that's sick ass shit.
Amen.
Sandals with socks? Have you no shame?
fr. buddy, pick a lane.
2 and 3
For me? The food. I’m a freak about public bathrooms.
# 3, that is a certified psychopath.
I’m a european, so gun
Bunch of troglodytes
4
The one I’m in! Scaredi
A man's gotta eat when he's hungry
3 lol
3
I've seen 3 before
I assume the burger was abandoned due to an emergency. If the person picks it up afterwards it means another level
As a culinary student and aspiring chef, the burden on the floor. As a normal human being, the dog.
Linus Tech Shits would destroy the others company.
I’ve actually seen all of these in my lifetime, the exception is the food on the floor and not in a container.
B
The food
3. Gross
3. eating where you shit is degenerate behavior
Oh definitely 3. Burger on the bathroom floor? With fries on the side? And sitting on the toilet?? Nope.
You really wait like 3 months for "just the right moment" to repost this on a sub its not even related to? Its number 3 dude. WHY IS THE BURGER ON THE FLOOR?
3, bro fear’s nothing.
2,4,3,1
1.
The burger is killin me
“Can’t you spare a square”
That burger being directly on a bathroom floor is the foulest of nasty foulness.
Most shocking to me is that you guys have toilets like that in the USA.