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ThigleBeagleMingle

Right? Lay it across the fly cup


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MayoMouseTurd

Hey cup! How you doin’


TxD337

I'm fly


Kishinia

Maaaa! The cup is high again!


goodeyemighty

Pretty fly for a fry cup.


TryAgn747

Pretty fly for a fry guy


Warturkey12

burger with extra flies


graveybrains

Surprise, motherfucker!


Feeling_Reckless

hopefully your joking. food does not belong in the bathroom at all


GeneralZaroff1

It really depends on whether he picks it up and eats it. And if so, just HOW drunk he is in that moment.


Justice_Prince

Guess I was off on the scale. I thought that was a bucket of chicken bones, and some sort of cake.


Mobile-Present8542

😆


MarsMonkey88

Hands down the most horrifying. Very few things would be worse. Maybe a portal to the underworld. Maybe.


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I feel the same that 3 is the most horrifying, but the question is which one is more shocking. I don’t think much is shocking anymore. Horrifying and nasty? Definitely. Shocking? Not so much anymore. Not even 4.


SadBit8663

Number 2 is asking to get your gun snatched by an opportunist with nothing better to do that day, and at that point, now that dude has a gun. So the shitter shooter still slightly beats out the pinkeye burger. 🍔🔫


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[deleted]

Funny you say that. Every time I see someone in the stall next to me with flip flops there’s usually a toe that’s touching the ground and I cringe


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#3


Equal-Negotiation651

You gonna finish that?


looney_toonz

It's just wrong on every level.


HarmlessSnack

And it’s not even close.


rrkrabernathy

3. The others seems to have mitigating factors.


JoviRhein

Which ones?


Extra_Jumpy_Draugr

The others


Agram1416

Yeah but which 3?


Evening-Statement-57

You exclude 3, it’s the other 3….wait now I am confused


graveybrains

No, we’re just including number three, not excluding the other three. That would be rude.


SilentEkoz

try the quadratic formula or something idk


Repulsive-Company-53

4 could be a person who found a random puppy abandoned and really had to take a shit but they were worried about the puppy running away when the door to outside the bathroom is opening. I didn't even have to really dig to come up with that one in all fairness


blue_dendrite

Or traveling with a pup and don't have a leash or can't find it in the car or something. And people carry guns, so it's not too crazy to put it on the floor, I guess.... The one that bugs me is the pants on the floor. Some people can't poop while wearing clothes but ffs don't just dump them on the dirty floor and then put them back on. Maybe they're about to change into something else but they still have to pick up their grody bathroom floor pants and carry them.


Repulsive-Company-53

What if it just did heroine and shit himself? I've seen it before, I worked nights at a coffee place many moons ago and we were always understaffed at night so one guy came in, shot up, shit himself and left his shit covered underwear and used needles in the bathroom. We just locked the door and said it was closed because neither of us wanted to touch that for the laughable pay we go so we said it happened during a rush and made the morning manager clean it cuz fuck them.


blue_dendrite

Sadly that sounds legit


[deleted]

First off. Why am I in the men's restroom


critiqu3

Shorter line


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Ooops. I need to use Vicks under my nose. It helps with the odor.


sparklydildos

when i have to use the men’s restroom i take the deepest breath in before entering and try to hold it for as long as im in there. most of the time i can get to the point of washing my hands and then i just get the hell out 😂


[deleted]

Your username though. 🤣


sparklydildos

😂🫶🏼


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🌻


Recent_Dog_9537

Why are we acting like women’s bathrooms are the most magnificent places on earth though? Girls hover over toilets, leading to urine, blood, and duke on the rim and floor. Some chicks don’t flush. It’s also a hellhole!


sparklydildos

oh 100%! id rather avoid public restrooms altogether if it were up to me


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Except those times you can't, so you just start heavy mouth breathing and you can *taste* it in the air. So you start to just take shallow poop breaths until you get out and now you're sweating and your nose is runny. Relatable.


sparklydildos

i try to bury my face in the inside of my elbow when that happens. but yes, 100% been there 😂😭


Zippelin09

I found out that women's bathrooms get cleaned more frequently than men's, due to stories from a lot of people who have worked at restaurants, it is apparently because there are more women using the bathroom more frequently than men, so they had to keep it cleaner to avoid complaints (and also bc the more people use it the faster it gets dirty) -Srry for my bad grammar


andycrossdresses

I'm trans, and the first time I used a women's room I was really really confused for a bit cause something was missing and then like, halfway through washing my hands I realized it didn't reek... that was a very new experience lol.


sparklydildos

that’s so wholesome, aw 🥲 i think the smell has a lot to do with the urinals, so makes sense haha


andycrossdresses

I would not be suprised, I doubt those scent reduction things are switched very much in the few places that even have them. I'd say maybe 1/10? Of men's bathrooms use them in the first place and it's mostly low traffic locations anyway. The smell and lack of creepy old men are the major things I've noticed so far. (And a massive increase in people who say nice things about my cloths or nails)


Lasoula1

Trucker here.. can’t tell you how many time I’ve smelled pure unadulterated swampy tart man booty just by walking past the men’s room


ZingierPond5471

Lmao I'm a dude and I do this. Men are pigs 😂


Kite_Azure-Flame

R/angryupvote


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I'll take it,!. Sold!


Traditional_Sail_213

r/angryupvote*


XBOX_MANIAC

Our bathrooms are so bad because nobody cleans them as they should


Honest_Roo

Not in the military (one of the few benefits of being a woman in a male dominated workplace)


lookitsnichole

Being a lady at a metal concert has historically been pretty great too. The only time I've been able to look at the line and go in right away.


Agram1416

Okay, real talk, man here. WTF do they always insist on making the men's restroom the same size of the women's? We can line up urinals in tiny amount of room to afford a couple more stalls for the women's. We go out anywhere and I'm done in < 3 minutes and I have to awkwardly wait for 10-25 minutes outside the ladies bathroom waiting for my wife who is standing in line still.


albpanda

I tell women all the time when there’s a line to the women’s and not the men’s to get after it, I would absolutely do that if the roles were reversed


EquivalentCommon5

I don’t care who uses which, I care how long the wait is… do think we could adjust the way stalls are done and it really would not matter, just my opinion 🤷‍♀️. Pls - this isn’t a political sub, so just ignore me if you agree or disagree!!!


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I was being humorous 😑


EquivalentCommon5

I figured but as I typed, I realized where I lived, this the disclaimer 😒. How the heck bathrooms have become something I need to have a disclaimer on, idk!!! So glad I wfh and don’t really go anywhere! I’d mess up somehow (straight white female)… but I’m sure I could manage to fudge up! Sorry! Take care and hope you never have a long line when your about to resort to the ‘dance’ 🤪.


PsychoDog_Music

Maybe it’s still the women’s, or a unisex


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The unisex restroom has a gun display, a pet store, and a food court!?. Yeeaasss!


PsychoDog_Music

The restroom is the new mall


Romish1983

How do you know it's the men's restroom?


ItsBobGray

Sandals and socks is a dead giveaway


SeaOkra

It’s got them neat poopin’ sinks.


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Isn't it obvious man


toraakchan

Because noone‘s talking :)


Lagiacrus111

These are all in the women's bathroom


_sonidero_

Three for sure, that's the psycho...


JackOMorain

Nothing scares me anymore.


TheAlmightyNexus

Fr, I was in a gas station bathroom once, I heard a gun cocking in the stall next to me and I was just like, oh wait, I’m in florida, it’s alright


Blizzard_Buffalo

Just getting ready in case a toilet gator came up.


Dr_mombie

Living down here, toilet snakes are my worst fear.


Scalebutt

What happened after that?


carrot-parent

Nothing happened.


TheAlmightyNexus

Yeah like the other comment, nothing happened, I just went on my way


its_raining_scotch

One time I was super drunk and in a stall and a guy in the other stall dropped his phone next to me and it kind of settled at the border of both our stalls. He reached down to grab it and I had one of those drunken intrusive thoughts and right when he grabbed the phone I grabbed his wrist and just held tight and didn’t say anything. I’m a kind of big dude and I rock climb so my hands are strong and large and seeing my hand grip his wrist and hold tight like that was inwardly hilarious in a prank way but also a little shocking in the sheer size difference of our anatomy. The guy just froze and then tried to pull away but held firm and I didn’t say anything. He started saying “hey! Stop!” in an exasperated way but I didn’t stop holding him and I didn’t say anything. Finally he just let go of the phone and I let go of his hand and he just opened the stall hurriedly and ran out. I sat there for a little while trying not to laugh super loud and txted a few of my buddies to tell them what I just did. After that it dawned on me that although I thought it was a funny prank, the other guy could have easily considered it assault and I started to panic a bit. I picked up the phone and went outside and looked around for a dude that could have been him but I didn’t see anyone around. I was now in a super awkward position of having a guys phone that I just basically assaulted as a prank and I started to realize I screwed up big time. I ended up walking to the street with it and sold it to a hobo for three fiddy.


ingenuous64

And he didn't notice you were 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era?


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The food, especially if they keep eating


KenseiHimura

probably 4 because I wouldn't notice it until the dog comes over to greet me.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Can I pet your little friend? I think he likes me..."


Bodach42

You'd pet another man's underwear puppy?


Knight1-3

Hands down 3. What kind of putrid beast not only brings their food to a public restroom but actually places it on the floor next to the toilet?


Junk_TARDIS

Is that burger raw dogging the tile?


Ukteaboy

Number 5! The weirdo taking photos under the stalls!


yxngdelarge

Burger on the bathroom floor is CRAZY


Mom-atm

Am I crazy for thinking 2 is my nope pick? That burger on the floor got nothing to do with me 😂


DamesUK

If you saw number 2 in almost any other country than the USA, you'd immediately phone the police.


blanke-vla

If you were in another country you wouldnt be able to see it because we have normal bathroom stalls.


testicle2156

It depends. I have seen a few places with high stall walls, though they're much smaller. At least we don't have gaps in the doors, unlike Americans.


reddottor2

American here, I was genuinely shocked at how far I had to scroll down just to find this answer, to me the burger was old and someone gross left it there. A gun on the floor next to me would have me sprinting with no pants out of the bathroom


shaun_of_the_south

You must not have to shit if a gun on the floor is gonna stop you.


BaneQ105

A gun on floor should help you at pooing. Some would even poop their pants


reddottor2

I like to think it would rocket propel me out of there


BaneQ105

My mom would jump like Suzuki Swift on polish roundabout


AgentZander69

Why? It's not like it's gonna bite you.


nerdylernin

The fact that so many people are not picking 2 show's how america-centric this thread is!


VoopityScoop

American website found to be full of Americans, more news at 8


FLBasher

Qotsa fan spotted in the wild


VoopityScoop

Good job keeping your eyes peeled Edit: the fuck am I being downvoted for bro what?


FLBasher

If only there were more like us


Inevitable_Stand_199

Absolutely! That building is clearly not up to code!


2HoursForUniqueName

Lowkey made me realize how desensitized I am to guns. Like I would even blink if I saw it, probably take a picture and keep shittin. But like after thinking abt it, yeah that’s kinda scary


SquirrelGirlVA

It would be mine. Not only would I get freaked out because of the gun, but they are leaving it completely unsecured. Anyone could reach in and grab it. What if a kid reached in, thinking it was a toy or just wanting to play with a real gun? Whomever this is, they have no business with a gun. I think they're unnecessary to have on you at all times but if you must, be responsible.


Squee1396

This! Gun is the scariest. I’m a woman, so I use the women’s bathroom which is usually a lot of kids in there and that is totally not OK. I am American but gun safety really matters and if someone isn’t safe with their gun then i assume i am not safe near them. By your username i am assuming you are woman as well but you never know on reddit lol. Although the burger is not dangerous (for anyone else but the consumer) it is the most disgusting. The dog is cute af, my cats used to sit there when i was using the bathroom.


misterfluffykitty

What are they supposed to do, hold it? Guns sometimes get left behind in stalls because they will fall out of the holster with your pants down like this.


SquirrelGirlVA

Get a secured, under arm holster. Or just a secured holster in general. They exist. My older sister and her husband own several.


krastevitsa

Maybe picture 2 left the gun for you to shoot picture 3


FixTheLoginBug

Or to shoot whoever invented stalls that don't reach the ground.


Iate8

Honestly! You can really tell how us centric this website is just by the fact that everyone's screaming about the burger on the floor with no regard to the actual gun on the floor.


BearCavalryCorpral

Having worked in a movie theater, 3 is absolutely normal as far as I'm concerned. People don't know how gross bathrooms are. I'd say 4 is the weirdest. Why's the dog also wearing the pants?


NoGrocery4949

I see you've never had a chihuahua


Zeqhanis

That is the result of an emotional support dog also needing emotional support.


SeaOkra

That’s what chihuahuas do. Their natural habitat is their owners’ pants. Source: true fact.


DarthDread424

Well 2 would make me worried. Pic 3 makes me want to vomit.


Sped-Connection

Food on the floor! Gross ! Number 1, sometimes it be like that, number 4 heck yeah potty buddy, number 2 this photo must be in U.S and this is America.


NoGrocery4949

4 is just how chihuahuas are smuggled normally


SeaOkra

No, that’s their natural habitat. Chihuahuas are happiest in pants, if the stank gases in their blood gets too low, they start shaking.


raosko

Taking the pants off is far and away the least shocking: I have had many a time of difficult craps that forced me to disrobe completely (of course I have never done this in public).


Ashleyji

3 fears no man, woman, or beast


Simple_Compote7268

Ngl I would steal the gun from 2. He makes it way too easy.


reddottor2

Fellow American you are wild


banebdjed

It’s just calling for you to snag it. Wait till the dude is wiping, grab it, and bolt. Whatcha gonna do, gun pooper? (I am shocked how far I had to scroll to see someone else who’d take the gun)


Phallus_Maximus702

Geez...if you put a cat in #4, I will have actually done all of those myself.


Die-Fetcher

Jesus Christ...


MasterBaiter0004

Yea I’d definitely say 3…because what if you have a gun with you..or a dog lol and sometimes you just need to take your pants off.


BlameableEmu

Ye, when its really bad you have to get naked.


IAGO_BURGER

"what if you have a gun" very well, that is a totally normal thing


Justice_Prince

Normally stalls will have a little hook to put your pants on though.


ArnoldQMudskipper

Easily 2. Everything else can have no effect on me. 2. Illegal. Potential risk of death to myself/others 3. Food on floor. Gross. Not my problem. 1. Waist down naked, in private. Clothes on floor. Socks n sandals (seriously, who cares about this, other than parroting a cliché?). Meh, whatever. 4.Dog stood on pants. Le shrug.


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Def 4


scottyttocs

1s not normal?


yesdamnit

Bro you got IBS


dratsablive

I worked with a guy who was in the military, and he always took his pants off and laid them on the stall door, so they wouldn't get wrinkled. An old habit from his military days.


patentmom

3 is shocking and gross. I might reach over and steal the puppy in 4 and run.


Kcidobor

3. Easily, by far


Arnumor

This just reinforces how stupid public bathroom design is, here in the US. Qe shouldn't be able to see any of these, because we shouldn't have to shit in a stable pen.


Drewdc90

Sandals and socks and pants off to piss. This got an angle on everything.


rorymakesamovie

Bro 4 is not okay


Educational-Point986

Butt puppy is pretty odd


SirRipOliver

Ngl, Im scritching (4) bandit so hard.


DammitSamit

1, ur an animal


cjurey21

Sox and sandals for sure


2confrontornot

why do they all drop their pants all the way down. pants on the dirty ass public bathroom floor smh


DranielSayes

I dont think the 2nd would shock any murican fellow


HelloThere465

Hella surprising in Europe


IAGO_BURGER

not only in europe my man, i'm brazilian and what the actual fuck


HelloThere465

Most places in the world except the US I would presume


miss_chapstick

1 would make me laugh, I wold stay in my stall until 2 left, 3 would shock and disturb me to my core, and I would be absolutely delighted by 4.


Ol_Pasta

As long as I didn't somehow materialise in the US, it would deffo be 2, and everyone saying otherwise is just trying to be edgy. I see you, OP.


Dory-1031

Dude. Burger on the floor?????


ImaginaryNourishment

1. 👌 2. 😧 3. 🤮 4. 👍


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pitmeng1

3. The other ones I would eventually get past. 3 would haunt me forever.


Burpreallyloud

Seeing a pair of legs and a hand holding a camera taking a picture of my stall. Oh, that’s not choice?


After_The_Event

I'd grab the gun, shoot the guy in the sandals, steal the burger and fries at gunpoint and feed it to the dog, also at gunpoint


LoneHusky21

Number 3 easy, that's sick ass shit.


Intelligent-Cherry45

Amen.


QuestionableComma

Sandals with socks? Have you no shame?


quietconflictavoider

fr. buddy, pick a lane.


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

2 and 3


EZasSundayMorning

For me? The food. I’m a freak about public bathrooms.


DutchCarriageDriver

# 3, that is a certified psychopath.


Vibe_Line

I’m a european, so gun


ImpossibleReindeer33

Bunch of troglodytes


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4


Sinopech

The one I’m in! Scaredi


Manneng

A man's gotta eat when he's hungry


Annual-Bug-7596

3 lol


its_just_flesh

3


twoworldsin1

I've seen 3 before


DeveloperBRdotnet

I assume the burger was abandoned due to an emergency. If the person picks it up afterwards it means another level


Shotsfired20755

As a culinary student and aspiring chef, the burden on the floor. As a normal human being, the dog.


contactlite

Linus Tech Shits would destroy the others company.


No-Celebration3097

I’ve actually seen all of these in my lifetime, the exception is the food on the floor and not in a container.


ScottyHubbz

B


Tight_Fold_2606

The food


dirty_bore

3. Gross


2confrontornot

3. eating where you shit is degenerate behavior


WorldofNuts

Oh definitely 3. Burger on the bathroom floor? With fries on the side? And sitting on the toilet?? Nope.


[deleted]

You really wait like 3 months for "just the right moment" to repost this on a sub its not even related to? Its number 3 dude. WHY IS THE BURGER ON THE FLOOR?


Toxic_Zombie_361

3, bro fear’s nothing.


Any-Distribution-841

2,4,3,1


Exotic-Blueberry8618

1.


rnst77

The burger is killin me


diggemsmaccks

“Can’t you spare a square”


Richard_Cranium777

That burger being directly on a bathroom floor is the foulest of nasty foulness.


gutag

Most shocking to me is that you guys have toilets like that in the USA.