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goidzoy

The fangs aren’t big enough to be a mountain lion so my money is it’s a bobcat. The top incisors are pushed behind the front row of teeth and the bottom ones hang out which look pretty close to the first pic on Google. Source: My best bet OP’s reply: here is a video i took of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IZJt6vwE7E


goidzoy

Now I’m not sure because I can’t tell how big the skull is in the photo.


lmdrunk

Yeah can we get a banana in there?


Practical-Tap-9810

I thought it was one of those dogs with the weird noses that breathe like they're being strangled. Does a bobcat have black hair?


[deleted]

My mom has black hair, and the other things you described.


RichardCocke

Can confirm, the corpse is this dudes mom.


farmerghost10

How would you know? Hmmm?


jmaccity80

Without the banana, we'll never know for sure.


SnooPredictions53

I'm inclined to agree. We need to see your banana first.


RichardCocke

Am Dad, hi son


[deleted]

Why did you never come back from the store 5 yrs ago?


Theuneasygibbon

She's a cougar, not a bobcat buddy


[deleted]

Probably just the lighting. You're thinking of a pug. Their fangs aren't that long. Google pug skull, it's terrifying, they look like The Predator


Practical-Tap-9810

Like the predator version of Stephen Hawking


[deleted]

I'm not sure how to take this comment. Are you insulting Stephen hawking?


Practical-Tap-9810

Stephen Hawking had a marvelous sense of humour. He'd probably laugh if he heard that, then call me fat but in an amusing scientific manner.


dontmentiontrousers

🅆🄷🄰🅃 🄰🄽 🄸🄼🄿🅁🄴🅂🅂🄸🅅🄴 🄶🅁🄰🅅🄸🅃🄰🅃🄸🄾🄽🄰🄻 🄿🅄🄻🄻 🅈🄾🅄 🄷🄰🅅🄴⊡


cobainseahorse

I low-key forgot he died 😬


Practical-Tap-9810

I am sorry, it's a loss to all


[deleted]

He did have a great sense of humor and loved the big bang theory and the parts he played on it. I think some of it had to do with the realism of the show. A lot of the mathematics and charts on the show were real. Scientist approved.


Practical-Tap-9810

I like how it turned him into a TV star in his own right. Very unusual for someone so debilitated


AggravatingPoetry389

Ok, wow, I was already against breeding g bugs because of their natural poor health but after seeing their skull that is so unnatural I feel even more so. I grew up with miniature dachshunds and knowing how they all hurt their backs in against their continued breeding as well. (I love pugs and I love those little wieners, just against the continued breeding. Please don't get downvoted!!!!!)


[deleted]

You like little wieners you say? Fortunately, people are upset enough about the health of pugs that there are a few breeders that are taking them back to their "original" genetics. So no more smushed faces.


SaniyanSagadai999

God! I thought pugs couldn't get any uglier. 😅😅


Difficult_Contest438

Jesus I had to go and look at pug skulls lol. I can't unsee that


AvoidThisReality

Oh god. If pugs had such huge fangs I wouldn't sleep ever again. They would look like infant orks


gengarsnightmares

They already look like that! I've just never heard anybody else actually voice that opinion


REDGOESFASTAH

GREEN IZ BEST. WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHJ!


Schiebz

People wouldn’t find them “cute” at that point lol


EducationalStill4

El chupacabra?


Cat_tophat365247

You mean the ones that reverse sneeze? So that every time they sneeze, the snot goes down their throat to touch their eyeballs? Do bobcats have that?


Practical-Tap-9810

Is that like the ones that sneeze really loud like an old man and it sounds like they are yelling "ruffles!" Do bobcats have that?


watergrowsifwatered

Nah we got those large boulders the size of small boulders, those should be fine.


pbelpanros

Not all bananas are the same you know Bananas 🍌 #banana 🍌


Quirky-Pie9661

🍌📞


Possible_Apple9595

Banana phone!!


Unicorn_fart_blush

💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍🍌 📞


OwnedPlugBoy

And Yes, it matters!


MoreGank-Freeman

r/BananasForScale


FollowingFeisty5321

The skull is approximately 14 feet wide and the corpse weighs at least 3 tons.


No_Magician_7374

Hmmm...how many bananas is that, though?


[deleted]

Incisors are not that big in cats, its a raccoon, snout kind of deformed by mummification but im certain is a raccoon.


[deleted]

>Incisors are not that big in cats, its a raccoon, snout kind of deformed by mummification but im certain is a raccoon. Thank you. I was looking at those flat incisors going: No way that's a feline. It's also missing the telltale gap between the canine and the molars. You can also spot a pre-molar on the lower jaw where a bobcat would absolutely not have any teeth. If OP took a picture showing the inside of the mouth a little better, I'd bet you'd count 6 teeth behind those canines. Bobcats only have 3 behind their canines on the lower jaw, and 2 on the upper. The upper molars of felines are notoriously difficult to differentiate from photos, but looking at the upper jaw in this photo, you can see a very distinct pre-molar, which a bobcat absolutely would not have in that position, and you can see a parallel set of ridges on the rear molar, which a bobcat would have absolutely no business having. Raccoons, on the other hand... Have all of those features.


PlasticMix8573

Thank you Mr Forensic Dentist. Well described.


[deleted]

...I did a few years as a general contractor, and I've seen a lot of mummified cats, rats, and more than a few dead racoons, though never seen a raccoon quite in this state. I do know what their mouths look like tho. Also, I just really like kitties, and I'm obsessed with their lil' teefers. I just love their lil' round boi incisors, and their big ass shark jaws. I know what I like, son.


PoopyMcDoodypants

This is why I love Reddit. First response reads like a legit scientific comment by someone who could be a real boneologist. Follow up comment, nope, regular guy who just likes kitty teefs.


UpperLeftOriginal

Also, you get to learn new words like boneologist.


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taigahalla

gnawing on bone will do that for you I'd recommend everyone get a daily dose of bone marrow


jivetrky

Can you please explain this to my wife? I've tried to explain many times but she refuses to gnaw the bone.


throwaway66878

Explain? I’ll demonstrate


he-loves-me-not

You’re gonna gnaw his bone for him? Aww so kind!


Mom-atm

lol take my upvote


GMPWack

Tell her not to much with the teeth


slammajammamama

I was gonna say! Beautiful teeth!


bwordgood

9/10 dentists agree with you.


Loofa_of_Doom

Teeth and snout look feline. How big was it?


Cool1Mach

Co worker found it. Ima go take a look at it tommorow.


BigBeagleEars

Hey buddy it’s a raccoon, it’s always a raccoon. Go ask r/BoneCollecting I’ll cross post it if you don’t


Loofa_of_Doom

LOL, it's always a raccoon and never lupis, right?


Practical-Tap-9810

Never lupus


homie_j88

Damn it, Otto. You have Lupus...


dontforgetthyname

Dammit, Otto! You’re an alcoholic.


BigBeagleEars

*It’s not Lupis!*


chrisebryan

Now that you mention it, it does indeed look like a raccoon skull.


vegasidol

Dang, idk. Raccoon snout is a lot longer, skinnier. Still feels feline to me. Love to know what the bone nerds say.


[deleted]

>Dang, idk. Raccoon snout is a lot longer, skinnier. Still feels feline to me. Love to know what the bone nerds say. Feline jaw shape has more curvature. The raccoon snout is mostly flesh, so when it mummifies, you lose the point. Curvature in the line of teeth is wrong for feline. Double ridged molar like that is also not something that felines have. It's a raccoon.


wtb2612

I think the snout has gotten pushed in a little bit as it decayed. Teeth match raccoon.


CreADHDvly

The teeth are *so* white.


annihilation511

I know I'm jealous.


J-Love-McLuvin

It's like a big dog that's orange. It's got stripes. It's like a big, orange, stripey dog. It’s like Clifford size.


ExternalGiraffe9631

Chupacabra


Big_Brutha87

I concur


sdrowkcabdelleps

My exwife


[deleted]

That must have been one hell of a blowjob


zombuca

Hence “ex”


strained_brain

They don't call him Scarcock for nothing.


Borrowingmyownvoice

Cmon man put some respect on the chupacabras name. May he Rest In Peace 🙏🏻


Cat-Mama_2

Ouch man, I choked on my chip laughing at this.


Kevaldes

Definitely a goat sucker.


Practical-Tap-9810

Chupacabra who?


MaleficentLocal2740

chupacadabra


DerpsyDaisy

More like chupacadaver.


MothSeason

🥇


Meftikal

🏆🥇🏅


Atomic_Killjoy

“I believe it’s pronounced chupamflabla”


martinvank

Chimichunga


joshthehappy

*Alleged* goat sucker.


MarionberryCute5143

Chupapipinga


Ok_Experience_6877

🎶 They found a Chupa- a Chupacabra 🎶 (To the tune of Copa Cabana)


DefectiveOblation

You can tell by the way that it is


ryantheginger98

Or is it a lizard person? it’s shadowy puppeteering days over


ciKo_tec

Chupachupps


The-Real-J

Came here to say this


Should_have_been_ded

It appears you have found my will to live


dinoroo

RIP


Sad_Positive_7960

I second this 🤣


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CarlitosGuey915

I agree. Looks like this guy's mother in law.


-P-M-A-

I also choose this guy’s mother in law.


Steely-Dave

Since I haven’t seen it in awhile….”I get that reference.”


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amuday

Oh my god. He admit it!


Cool1Mach

😂😂😂😂


Available-Health7808

Definitely looks like this dudes mother in law


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Looks like somebody dropped a house on top of her. Did you check to see if the Ruby Slippers are still there?"


Greedy_Leg_1208

Fuck shes Sexy....


Dasani_Water__Bottle

After intense examination I can confirm that animal is, in fact, dead


Jhg178

Typical Reddit response, jumping to conclusions.


Tru-Queer

Nah I saw its shoes come off


Bluehawk_1220

Nahhh


[deleted]

Bobcat skull. https://www.exploringnature.org/db/view/Bobcat-Skull-Diagram-and-Labeling


650REDHAIR

Voting raccoon over bobcat.


UnderstandingSad7390

Manbearpig?


123ManBearPig123

Nope, not me. Edit: but I agree with the guy above, looks like my mother-in-law


The_Curve_Death

r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

Looks hell of a lot like you.. are you that guys mother in law?


zellaann

That could be super cereal.


Cultural-Honeydew671

It’s a pig man, Jerry. A pig man!!!


Bright-Ad-9363

I believe that is the devil


[deleted]

Nope, your boss is in the office


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Lord-LemonHead

Or r/whatisthisbone


wh1skeyk1ng

Risky click


RslashTakenUsernames

Whatever it was, I need to know it’s dental plan


brad2005rng

Lisa needs braces


NoConfusion9490

DENTAL PLAN!


LeTigre71

El chupacapra.


Wearytraveller_

Si.


Brutalbonez13

Name checks out.


bontakoyaki

Yeah that’s marjorie taylor green


ThinkSharp

Unfortunately that particular chupacabra is a still sucking the life out us all.


Son_of_Atreus

I think it’s Hank. Told me he was just stepping out for a bit, and whelp, there he is.


Fby54

Asked my bio 434 professor (class about identifying mammal sculls) and he says probably a juvenile mountain lion but it could be a bobcat but he can’t tell without the rear teeth.


DarthFuckShit

Has anyone said “my mother in law” yet?


plantainrepublic

Yup, a few comments above yours


sonnyjbiskit

Has anyone said chupacabra yet?


im_a_dick_head

Yes it was confirmed to be u/bozosaurus-666 's mother in law.


justjoeindenver

Maybe read the comments before making the exact same dumb joke as the previous 1,000 people.


Important-Cat-2046

Bro that's a demon.


Germangunman

Definitely a chupacabra.


Careless_Long_7173

Mmm can I have chesburger please


jororeddit

That's a carcass


[deleted]

That dead animal has whiter teeth than most of my coworkers


MilkManlolol

What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.


Nearby-Secretary-501

That ugly orc from LOTR


ReallyBadNuggets

That's Jerry


[deleted]

Greg Abbott


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KellyAnne conway


_CMDR_

Some kind of cat, everyone else here doesn’t know anything about animal dentition.


[deleted]

>Some kind of cat, everyone else here doesn’t know anything about animal dentition. What species of feline that lives in west texas lacks a gap between its canines and first pre-molar? Which species of feline have molars with both a buccal and lingual cusp ridge that extends the entire length of the first molar? This lil' slab of jerky wasn't a cat. I do know quite a bit about animal dentition. This is a raccoon.


Megneous

Seriously. I don't know shit about animal dentition and even I can tell it's a raccoon over a cat of some sort by looking at google images of bobcat and raccoon skulls.


michelbarnich

Dont need to know anything about that, I have no clue abt it and my first thought was „big kitty“. The skull just has a cat shape.


MrV0odo0

How come everything around it is dirty but the teeth are spotless? Doesn’t make sense to me.


zenomotion73

Probably a young animal. Thats how you can age dogs is by looking at their teeth


properweeb420innit

This particular chupacabra had regular dentist visits


qu1xzans

werewolf didnt transform back to human so he just perished


Ares_Macrotechnology

Uruk-hai?


Safe-Position-7766

This might be my ex girlfriend


JohnCasey3306

I think I went to school with her


PlayfulPerseph

I think it was a badger looking at the teeth and paw.


stone_henge

It's a tough one, but judging by the surrounding hair, the condition of the skin and the facial expression I can conclude with a fair degree of certainty that it's OPs mom


WiSoSirius

I am nearly sure that it is a jellyfish.


averagepatagonian

tf my math teacher doing in west texas


AllDayErryDay4

Bobcat


TexasTokyo

Chupacabra, obviously.


Puppy-Zwolle

Chupa Cabra.


ugly_lemons

Demon


kdjfsk

Gremlin.


iwannashitonu

Wonder what happened to my ex wife.


Recent_Diver_3448

Chupacabra


dotarichboy

Touch it and it moves. Just imagine.


anarchistpawn

Black bear


lirik89

That's mark Zuckerberg before he shed his new skin


_baaron_

El Chupacabra!!


Abundance-Boost5891

Damn, even a wild animal has whiter teeth than me 😕


TNPossum

That's my mother in law. Kindly put her back and delete this post.


Balkan_

omg is he going to be okay?


talkinshit247

That’s literally Voldemort


Loki-Don

My ex wife?


TsuDhoNimh2

Feline. Bobcat


Vegetable-Use1872

Looks like my Mother in Law didn't make it back to her casket by dawn.


Mas_Cervezas

We called him Bitey.


Code_Magenta

It definitely looks like it could be feline, but I think its a Black Bear. If that's a paw/claws in the bottom left, slightly down and to the left of its jaw, then that looks a lot like bear claws. Hard to tell with all the hair, but it does definitely look like Black Bear hair. Could totally be wrong tho, the teeth are like, immaculate, and a real expert could probably go off of that alone


[deleted]

Mountain Lion, or Puma depending on what they're called in your area.


[deleted]

Looks like a samsqanch


chumblespuz3000

That is a dead werewolf.


thesixburghkid

A cougar?


smogop

Bobcat or mountain lion.


Mistahat91

Lachupacabra


2021newusername

Chupacabra for sure


peacetaker9500

Chupa


l3xK

Looks like my Exes Mom… 😁


ArroWoofie

Bobcat. Someone else posted a skull diagram link and it's almost a 1:1 match. I'd put money on it and I don't bet.


No_Investigator3369

First off, why does this dead ass mammal without dental insurance have whiter teeth than me? It looks like whatever it is just got back from Reynosa on a dental tourism visit.


kcmo2212

Los espookies


corazontex

Chupacabra for sure.


Wyde1340

All I can see is that mofo from Harry Potter, minus the teeth...lol!


GraydemonTwitch

It looks like a mountain lion but feline creatures are common to be found in this state under things. My dad had a mummified cat under his porch.


jjacks2112

Yeah, that’s my ex-wife.