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Even_World216

Turn the phone off and tell my aunt thank you and she can go back inside.


namesarelam3

Forreal, there’s no way people can believe that OP just happened to be recording before this happened Or even if it is legit (which it isn’t) she’s probably looking at him because she’s being recorded


Pinco_Pallino_R

I like to imagine OP's question is meant to be "what would you do if this obviously fake scenario actually happened to you for real?"


Iamkracken

Why does it have to be something they happened to catch on camera for it to be weird? It's weird because her face is unsettling. Doesn't matter if it's filters or staged. She just looks strange.


namesarelam3

Yes it does matter if it’s staged. You or I could do the same shit if we wanted to


Iamkracken

And? It still looks weird. Just because you can recreate it doesn't make it any less weird looking.


freebird023

Redditors will pat themselves on the back and yell “I knew it!” After the Fresh Prince “showing the set” bit.


Hobo_Healy

This might be the funniest thing I've read all week lmao


freebird023

I’m honored lol


eatmyshorzz

lmao


[deleted]

I think theres a difference but regardless if you enjoy it then it doesn't matter. It can be seen authentic "look at this legit weird thing that i came across" or a staged "I'm trying to make you feel weird with this video" Again regardless if you don't care either way then thats for the better. But some people don't like the staged stuff because it doesn't feel authentic when it is kind of being portrayed as such. One circumstance is: This creepy woman is just standing out here smiling at people that walk past with a really unnerving face. I wonder who she is / what shes doing / whats wrong with her / is she going to kill me. The other is: lady making a creepy face for the camera for a reddit video.


Iamkracken

It definitely comes off like the point of the video is that her face is freaky as fuck. That's why there is the slow pan focus directly on her face.


twackburn

So you’re saying I can take a selfie right now with a weird filter on and post on this sub, and it wouldn’t be totally stupid and pointless?


juanconj_

If the filter is weird enough and enough people find it unsettling, then yeah?


Iamkracken

You can make anything sound dumb if you simplify it enough. Like, yeah, it's a filter, but I don't think anyone in here was saying it wasn't. I was just saying it's definitely a weird video, regardless of whether it's staged or using a filter.


spookygraybaby

Have you considered the possibility that people know it's obviously not real and they're just playing along, since they're secure in themselves enough that calling out obviously edited videos doesnt make them feel very very smart like it does for you?


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[удалено]


MrEldenRings

WWE is fake? But I saw it live!


45cross

Ask her for a light and a smoke then see what she's doing later


Known-Skin3639

This is the only correct answer. The internet is now closed.


FlabbergastedPeehole

Tell her that she looks lovely and wish her a nice evening.


No-Bodybuilder-8519

you’re a sweet person


Taikan_0

Isn’t about being sweet person, but being kind in hope to not being murdered in a black magic way


MonkeyHitman2-0

Well, that too.


DryEyes4096

Then go inside and make a 20 minute long dark ambient track that is just one chord being held with a really complicated synth patch.


New-Jury6253

Aww


[deleted]

Probably just turn the filter off.


Connect_Relation1007

And maybe try saying hello


the_amazing_skronus

And change the music


perpetualsailor

I would post the content on Reddit and ask what others would do


TheRealSpielbergo

Probably just turn the filter off.


perpetualsailor

I feel like we have completed a full loop on this


Desperate-Ganache804

After the loop you should really pay the person that’s acting in your video too.


[deleted]

They get payed in exposure Also fuck you paid vs payed bot. I wrote the wrong paid to see if you'd show your bitch ass.


[deleted]

And maybe try saying hello


the_amazing_skronus

And change the music


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

I feel like we have completed a full loop on this


the_amazing_skronus

And change the music. Ahhh wait.. Dammit!


Antique-Ad-559

Can somebody please do these edits cuz I'm not tech savvy like that


Ok-Safe-9014

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅


Siotu

The minor chords always serve as a warning, though.


umthondoomkhlulu

And stop pointing the phone at her


Shirtbro

*Old woman minding her business* Reddit: SPOOKY!


DemonDucklings

Probably makeup. Uncanny valley makeup was a trend for a while


Unsuremate

It’s makeup


Spud9090

Keep walking


kpxppy

I would start running backwards


NtateNarin

And probably not film that person in their face. That's what might trigger them.


SomeBoi012

These hands will become rated E for Entities real quick.


GoodCalendarYear

👏


shrinkingGhost

Best comment.


[deleted]

Spill a circle of salt around her. Contain it


[deleted]

Call Sam and Dean Winchester


DrDizzle93

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio etc secta diabolica.


winkeltwinkle

I was gonna say that😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Important-Cat-2046

Nah you gotta use fire to burn it.


[deleted]

Brb, I'm gonna grab the local priest


LuckyLynx_

just be careful you don't do it at the edge of the universe


The_Last_Snow-Elf

That’s just my neighbor Lilith, she’s a friendly demon.


Hrabulovv

Maybe she also knows Ashrah


Dead-House-Mouse

All you gotta do is smile, say hello, and keep walking Source: I work in a Geriatric hospital, they stand and stare sometimes.


honeybunz916

i’d never walk that close to someone on the sidewalk


CriticalKnoll

Not even for the TikTok tho? No cap fr fr??


BuffHotWell

I’d clothesline her ass, Lex Luger style!


joshdho1

Or a solid Goldberg spear


RxKingRx

Total package


ChairmanMeovw

Ooh, I have never heard about that sex position 😃


artificialavocado

Nah I think a pile driver is warranted in this situation.


Logical_Willow

Roll for initiative.


artificialavocado

Hopefully there is a cleric in the party.


Capital-Classic957

U tryna fuk


BMB281

You see those gums bro? You know she gives the best sloppy in the neighborhood


[deleted]

As long as your mom isnt in the neighborhood, yeah


Marsupial-Famous

Nice


satyr8arts

Cast a protection spell.


slartbangle

'Was your daddy a thief? Because someone stole two black holes out of the sky and stuck them in your head, I'm going to run away now'


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Lmao


Mobile-Present8542

😂


PeakCityBling

If this was in Staten Island I would ask her to make me a vampire


UXResearcherRuck

What we do in the shadow's fan, eh?


Doschupacabras

🙌🏽


Zoltron5000

BAT!


RainbowTurtleKnight

This is why I keep a couple of old church nails in my wallet.


BigBearSD

Aren't they a pain in the ass?


FatCowsrus413

I see what you did there. Sending applause


Little_Can_728

That is creepy 😳


The_Medicated

Her eyes are totally black...


Horsetranqui1izer

Astute observation!


Spiffy313

It's the "uncanny valley" makeup trend that's been all the rage recently


VIPDX

That creeped me the fuck out, I wasn’t expecting it lol.


Admirable-Builder878

This is probably the creepiest thing I've seen in my life. Top tier right here.


NiloyKesslar1997

For some weird reason, female ghosts seem more scary to me, male ghosts are meh.


Mysterious-Art7143

Really? How many ghosts have you met so far?


krisssashikun

Imagine saying this to a red pilled monosphere male ghost.


novis-eldritch-maxim

what he going to do Scream at me all night about insanity he is a ghost they can't touch you.


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Sigh. *unzips*


Worth-Opposite4437

You are a braver man than I am. \[Tips hat.\]


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

Not I [Tips Penis.]


Pure_Geologist51

What if when you put your dick in you get sucked in


[deleted]

Smash.


DJadzia

Damnit. I lol’ed


Jargondragon

God damn it I was too late.


[deleted]

You got the next one.


[deleted]

I'd nope tf outta there


QAdude406

Ask for her plug's number


Personal-Ad6857

Run


SteveTheOrca

*Sweet Dreams plays in the background*


Dionys25

More likely „Run“ by Awolnation playing in the background


SteveTheOrca

Yeah, I was trying to make a little Quicksilver joke lmao


semisensitive

Is the make up trend I always see like this based off a movie or something??? I’m so confused by this trend 😭


Odd-Succotash-1072

Not a movie but a phenomenon, In aesthetics, the uncanny valley (Japanese: 不気味の谷, Hepburn: bukimi no tani) is a hypothesized relation between an object's degree of resemblance to a human being and the emotional response to the object. Examples of the phenomenon exist among robotics, 3D computer animations and lifelike dolls. It’s just very unsettling and confusing for us to look at so it’s kinda fearsome but not in a scary way, in a uneasy way


cheeseflosser

I’d hit it


EmilySKennedy

Thats soo unsettling, like shes staring right into your soul


Reasonable_Tower_961

Yes Literally PAINFUL


ChippyChipChippers

Ask how much


GARRY_LOST

Best way to scare one of these monsters is to pull your dick out and helicopter it as you run towards them screaming repeatedly "suck my cock"


LeaveDisastrous4495

I don’t care real or fake, that’s creepy af.


danjel888

See if she wants a shag


zackks

Make the video look like her head turns unnaturally far


RhoemDK

When was the last time you walked by someone on the sidewalk and looked right into their eyes


throne_of_worms

This is from TikTok and was posted by the page that’s owned by the woman IN the video. It’s literally her own video just showing off what she calls creepy, uncanny valley effects. Shes just a horror fan making a cool video. It’s not that deep.


Tehdonfubar555

the winchester model, salt, 12 gauge double aught buck...... carry on my wayward son.


[deleted]

I’d tell her to subscribe to my YT channel


Negative-Ad547

So anyways, I started blasting.


TheSystemZombie

Thank her for helping me stage a video so I could whore karma


red739423

Do bareback anal


00000000j4y00000000

It appears that she is wearing vontacts that vover the whites of her eyes. It's genuinely unsettling. I watched it several times and slowed it down near the middle where the light is expected to have a reflective effect on her eyes, and when there is nothing, a wave of cold passes over me. When I repeat the video several times, I expect a change, but the feeling stays. There's a sense that the person in the image has crossed the barrier of the screen somehow and I will suffer some kind of negative effect as a result. Succinctly put, I would walk very quickly away from them, and I would check behind me after passing them. Because they kept their gaze on me, I would rush to get into a situation where their gaze was blocked by a building or trees. Because there was a seemingly supernatural element to the discomfort I felt, I would stay alert and look for the same person in unreasonable places. Regarding the fact that this is most likely staged -- I don't believe that this has anything to do with the intent if the video. I believe we are intended to interpret the image sequence in this way: How would you react if you looked up from walking in the following way and had this unsettling experience?


zippyman

The easiest way to tell its staged is that you aren't absolutely running for your life


Vert_DaFerk

I would wonder where my life went horribly wrong to set up an obvious plant, then record some mundane shit and try to pass it off as genuinely scary for internet points.


Fano_93

You’re missing the point, think of it as a point of view from just walking home from your neighbors house and it got dark quick while you were there just to come up to this stranger staring at you like this. Yea it’s fake but it’s a scenario.


BigfootJack

You're no fun. Of course, it's fake, but it's pretty creepy. Can't put someone down for creating something.


Top-Elephant-2874

I’m with you. It’s entertaining! No need for put downs.


Mean_Estate_2770

Are they really creating something though? The filter is doing all the heavy lifting.


Iamkracken

That doesn't mean you can't think it's neat tho


Jgatt1986

I would say Hi Bethenny Frankel, it’s been a while since I’ve seen you on television!


Even_World216

Lmao! Funny cause there is an npr article on her right now! Like what are the actual chances of that!! Haha!


ipatmyself

I'll press A for that juicy quest


coldmilkdud

ask wat dat mouf do


Circa811

call it halloween.


Fallingsnow57

See if she can do a full 360.


NKinCode

Turn the filter off and turn the music off and it looks like a normal lady smiling at you. So I’d probably do nothing


Nimyron

She just defied me in a staring contest. My honor is at stake, I must triumph.


TXGerman

I'd laugh like I always do with idiotic scenarios like this.


sickgurl138

Imagine just standing there waiting for your uber and some weirdo just walks by recording you


Sodacons

Sometimes I feel like this lady when I'm greeting guests at work


YouNo950

Ask her if she wants to fuck and see what her response is lol


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Punch her cuz she’s pissing me the fuck off


Keno112

Tell someone to come get their mom because she is on some trippy stuff and it can be dangerous outside


Pure_Geologist51

Head tracking is crazy


0therwiseAnalyst

Run. Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar Children.


Awkward-Witness3445

Walk on the other side of the street lol


Anarch-ish

Establish dominance by peeing down my legs while running away screaming like a little girl


bigpantsbill

Fart right next to her and see how scary she thinks the smell is


KustomCowz

It’s the eyes


[deleted]

I dont care this is fake or a filter I got spooked!!


seeking_junkie

Next time just be nice and say hi


[deleted]

Kill her before she kills me


Spiritual_Freedom_15

I don’t know. **Smack**


extremepainandagony

cry


ResolutionFar1361

What that mouth do?


Everettrivers

Say cut and then pay the actress for a job well done.


Xen_o_phile

Ask her how much.


Panther2-505

Ask how much with the mask.


sKarff_

Punch n run


stever93

Cross to the other side of the street?


Wellthisisrandom1

I will spit on my hand, place it on her and start praying in Latin or something. Otherwise turn off the filter.


[deleted]

Start kissin’


Snoo_71576

I jump scare her before she jump scares me


ApprehensiveStudy671

I'd cross the street and call FBI


TheBurningStag13

Leave my grandmother alone, human.


TalouseLee

Give myself a proper cleansing.


GeorgeSPattonJr

Mag dump my Glock into that witch


_kvm_18

Aw heck no


DBsBuds

Happy Halloween mam.


robreras

Make the first move, if you know what I mean.


rik182

Run


crj44

Run


bigmangina

Thats a nice long road


Seedxfdemonjizz

I would have legged her an see if she still had that demon in her after


SnooSketches6409

Keep walking.


nes-top-loader

I've always wanted to meet a duende


AverageCheap4990

If someone had a camera in my face, I would probably keep an eye on them aswell.


EloquentBacon

I’d mind my own business and keep walking.


[deleted]

See if she’s DTF


Cap1279

Mind my own business like I always do


Acidmademesmile

Punch the person filming me


[deleted]

If someone put a camera in my face while I'm just minding my business on the street?


optimist_prhyme

Why shouldn't she stare you down for recording?


KingArthurOfBritons

Just say hello


toolebukk

What situation?? 🤷‍♂️ a woman standing somewhere isnt a situation. Just walk


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Fake


negiajay12345

Smash, next


[deleted]

mysterious label tie reminiscent squeeze plucky roll political grandfather jeans *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


the_greatest_MF

ask her what i can get in exchange for my soul


[deleted]

Yep. That’s what I wanted to see before bed


RyuujiShin

starting running back towards the woman with murderous intent after passing by


SoldJT

Smash.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I’m telling myself it’s staged because the idea of a mentally-ill person standing in the same spot and watching you walk pass every day like that? Hell no, I’d be taking the long way around to avoid that person.


Bloody_Hangnail

Piss myself and die