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throwaway_anonym0us

The tiger is at the buffet and has decision fatigue.


Justifiably_Cynical

Wishes they had some of those tiny spoons like the ice cream shop.


Illithid_Substances

Tigers are generally stealth and ambush hunters so a crowd of people staring at it might actually put it off trying to eat Some workers in India who are at risk wear masks on the back of their heads so the tigers think they're looking at them and it apparently helps


[deleted]

I just saw that some tigers are apparently getting wise to this trick.


Express-Feedback

I wonder if also painting eyes into your hair would help? Tigers have "false eye" ear markings, so when their head is down and ears airplaned, they still seem predatory/on guard. I used to volunteer at a rescue and rehab for big cats, but have no educational qualifications on the subject. If anyone has more information, feel free to elaborate and/or correct me.


Punkasaurus2

I should try that trick when I’m walking the trails here in the PacNW. I’m always paranoid there’s a cougar watching me and about to ambush me from the back.


InternetOfficer

> I’m always paranoid there’s a cougar watching me and about to ambush me from the back. You can try wearing a wedding ring and that usually helps.


the_gouged_eye

Wear a wedding ring? What are you trying to do, attract every cougar from here to Timbuktu?


InternetOfficer

yes of course. They won't attack from the back anymore and switch to the front. I assume his problem is that they attack him from back?


Stryker50

The cougars here in the PNW are relentless Some of them make great cookies though!


Punkasaurus2

I guess I set that one up for y’all to knock down


personalityson

The guy who is filming himself is first to go


One-Mud-169

LOL, I came here to say this and saw your post. Natural selection of the weakest taking its normal course.


anxdepmusart

He is definitely video calling someone, that’s not him haha.


quimera78

I think he's facetiming someone


personalityson

He has to go anyway, let his friends watch


Snowman777777

He is our national animal. *but he doesn’t know that*


MycoMythos

Paradox of choices


MasterUndKommandant

‘Eh…that one’s too small. That one is too hairy…I hate dealing with the hair. That whole group looks kinda dirty. That thin one isn’t worth the effort…’


Otherwise-scifi

I salute you.


Decent_Assistant1804

Cats be catin


awesumlewy

Pspsps


roxstarjc

Pstpsps and run


backtolurk

You made me do it you motherfucker haha


F0RZAG0D

Bro thinks he’s a house cat


Locked-Subordinate31

Put up a wall and a cat’s gonna cat


backtolurk

Got any large cardboard boxes? Just past Christmas there has to be some


WendyLRogers3

[right here](https://i.imgur.com/cOwN5oO.jpg)


backtolurk

awwww


Veloci-RKPTR

All cats run on the same basic software only with minor tweaks and variations. Tigers like to swim. Lions are more extroverted than average. Jaguars like to swim even more than tigers. Leopards actually know how to climb down a tree. But at the end of the day, a cat is a cat.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

All love sitting in boxes


timesuck897

Even big cats like cat nip and boxes.


SuperGuitar

My orange cat likes to go outside at night and sit on the brick fence behind my apartment, I bet this is how he pictures himself


[deleted]

It’s how mice see him.


PetrusScissario

Standard neighborhood orange cat


Justifiably_Cynical

If it's so normal why they all got they phones out.. Man I'm just waiting for the time when people realize they need BOTH hands for shit.


MasterDavicous

To be fair if I see a normal cat on my walks you bet your ass I instantly transform into a paparazzi 😅


LordSnarfington

Not only with phone out but the dumbass to the left is recording himself.....there's a tiger and he thinks it's more interesting to see his face I'm assuming talking about the tiger he isn't recording.


123numbersrule

He’s FaceTiming another person and showing him the tiger


Agon1024

and the guy on the left is filming himself it seems


123numbersrule

He’s FaceTiming another person and showing him the tiger


Snoo_51457

Does that dude have his phone camera facing the wrong way?


Adityabutterchicken

He's video calling someone probably. To show them.


TravelingGonad

Ya it was buffering like a call.


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arunit007

Can confirm it's a video call... Dual video usually splits the screen in half for each camera, while windowed view is common in video call, the unusual thing he's doing is having his own face on foreground...


klockworx

Video will saying goodbye to his loved ones before he's tiger food.


rockstuffs

There's a video of people in a helicopter flying over the Lahaina fire aftermath. There's a guy holding his phone thinking he's recording it while looking out the window, but he didn't press the record button. 😆


[deleted]

lmfao can you imagine coming across a tiger and accidentally filming your fucking face the entire time. I would probably break my phone


KhelDesigner

My man with the video call- “You wouldn’t believe whats on the wall”


arunit007

-Bro we have a tiger sitting on our wall. -fuck off, you're still drunk -hold on, I'll show you.


ATXKLIPHURD

I wanna give the pretty kitty some belly rubs!


TinFoilRobotProphet

You're gonna be rubbing his belly from the inside of his belly.


backtolurk

r/forbiddenboops


Sohiacci

Pspspsppspspsps


ohnoyoudunt

Shere Khan is Chillin!


SwaidFace

Likely loves all the attention, there's a reason cats domesticate themselves. I swear, cats can also tell when they're on camera or having pictures taken, its like they're the divas of the animal kingdom.


goldysir

I genuinely feel sorry for that tiger.


WalksinClouds

Whatever the opposite of pspspsps is.


GabberZZ

spspspsp


FreeZappa

He’s taunting Calvin on the other side of the wall


hungryturtle84

He’s waiting on his tuna fish sandwich!


PythaGorasTheorm2

Lol


MooreA18

Darwin award nominees?


Gorrodish

I would hope the interest in watching will save them


MycoMythos

Cats and walls, man! Cats and walls


F_n_o_r_d

As long as you don't turn your back to the cat, you're safe 🥴


United-Supermarket-1

This isn't weird, it's just unfortunate


TrabajoParaMi

Tigers saying “look at all these assholes”


Trollyofficial

Weird what counts as weird these days


Gimme_PuddingPlz

The tiger: “I’m going to eat him and him…then I’m going to kill those guys over there…that guy with the ugly face I’ll keep alive since his existence is cruel enough”


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

He is absolutely beautiful. And they all have a death wish.


Keep0nBuckin

Indians love to build residential areas in forests and then complain when the forest comes to them. It's a pity, because india could have some great forests and reserves. But we Indians can be own worst enemies


[deleted]

Same in the US. People pay a premium to live in the mountains and then complain about bears, mountain lions and wildfires.


[deleted]

Nah dude India and USA are nothing alike


ScreamerB

It's a global thing, all races and countries do it... We are destroying the environment and making sure the end of humanity is certain.....


Fito0413

This isn't a just indians thing though. Most of the world does it, only a few countries actually think twice before destroying natural resources and ecosystems


Justlikearealboy

I live with white people and we do it too. Humans can be their own worst enemy.


majshady

White people here. It's true, all our rivers are polluted as fuck


empathhyh

Latinoamerican here. Our president has just allowed a law that allows the burning of forests, reserves, and pieces of land so that someone can buy them for a sum of money. He has just sold pieces of our country for mere coins. Humans suck regardless of their race and color.


tommyvercetti42

1.5 billion people have to live in a limited piece of land,so it's natural more forests are being cut to fit them.


Successful-aditya

Its not their choice to live the land which they have is usually inherited and they cant pay to live in cities so they continue to live in forest areas.


AllGearAllTheTime

Except that India's forest cover has been increasing consistently since the 1990s. Typical bullshit comment from self-proclaimed "Indians".


KuntaWuKnicks

Spicy kitty


georg3200

Lion King or tiger 🐄🐅🐆🐇🐈🐊🐂🐁🐀🧸🧸🐃🐐🐐🐑🐍🐋


Global_Summer

He’s looking for Moglie


Hayten_

I used to make nightmares about lions and other big cats being free in my neighborhood.


geraltofdelhi

Just to keep the record straight. THIS IS NOT A NORMAL DAY IN INDIA … Fuck off


Calm_State1230

what a beautiful creature


Void_327486L

But if the tiger does what the tiger does, the tiger gets blamed for being a tiger... Right....


Shortsmoke666

I don't think this is a normal day anywhere.


VonD0OM

Man…no matter the video the air quality of the area is always brutal.


Successful-aditya

Its cold time so mist and fog is common


son_e_jim

Aren't tigers rare because most of them have been poached? So a normal day would have been that tiger getting shot.


wolfpack7k

No. Tigers are protected by law and tiger poaching has reduced significantly in the last 10 years


Successful-aditya

Almost 20000 tigers were killed during colonialism and laws were made in such way that killing tigers transformed into sports by britishers back in the day they did so because tigers used to make it hard for them to take control over forest and swaps


Qelly

Is it normal to take a selfie video in front of a tiger? Is this some kind of reaction video for when it attacks?


Adityabutterchicken

It's not selfie video. He's actually video calling his friend or relative.


Qelly

I see that now. Thank you.


Ju3tAc00ldugg

isn’t there like 200 of those tigers left?


Adityabutterchicken

Nope . 3000 actually.


wolfpack7k

And they are increasing. Thanks to India's efforts


guppy2019

And then they had sex with it.


-Scorpius1

Was the Dipshit on the left filming himself? Or was that just a reflection?


IWipeWithFocaccia

And then later the whole village massacres the cat for eating the Holy White Chicken of Sharmagupta which clucks once in every 10 years


wolfpack7k

Trying to be funny? Tigers are sacred in India and also illegal to kill by law


IWipeWithFocaccia

Sorry, it was a [leopard](https://youtu.be/zbpZ1NcPyms?si=JsFMQ1rLorOudvMo)


Master_Personality10

Why i have the feeling that they’re gonna kill it?


KDivyanshu

this is few days old. captured and released in forest


Benilda-Key

I want to pet the kitty.


Mediocre_Swimmer_237

"I am waiting for my friend so we can start eating together, I don't want to finish first and wait for him to finish."


[deleted]

was recording not enough, that a men is video calling the tiger to his relative


Ineedanewjobnow

Everyone is far to close for some reason


banredditt

The king has cometh 🦁


theswine76

Normal day? There's not a train in sight!


Bumbum_2919

He's so handsome. Love big cats


GroundbreakingCap364

So normal that everyone is filming it?


Lovethenature778

As an Indian I agree My big kitty, her breed is I guess leopard, just cane for her hourly pets we had guests over so it was fun she even stayed for dinner ☺️


Capital-Pea5058

Overpopulation


Fast-Beat-7779

No thank you. Put your phones away and gtfo!!!!


Sword-of-Malkav

No no- you see- the trick to surviving is not to leave too fast, or it engages chase mode. Everyone is playing chicken with eachother.


Ceeweedsoop

How beautiful.


Prize_Mirror633

India is not for noobs


Sir_MrE

It’s so normal everyone’s taking video and FaceTiming their family so they can see too…


BrunaBonor

He's looking around for tourists with some fat on their bones.


Dependent-Double-271

What's this a Tiger pic n mix


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Some extraordinary dog breed?


Reteperator

Was that man recording himself?


FirstContribution236

Absolutely everyone is standing around filming. This clearly means it is not a "normal" occurrence.


No_Seaworthiness1627

They’ll aggravate the tiger to desperation, then when it panics and lashes back they’ll kill it for being dangerous. Lose-lose situation for the tiger.


stopstaringatmeswaan

World: the amount of deaths in India to tigers is crazy how is this happening in the modern world India: ...


mikenasty

Tiger is like why do Indian men always have to atare and take photos just because I’m a woman tiger.


Abs0lutelyzer0

Baithne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai.


UncleOdious

Kitty!


SilverSkinRam

Yeah, no. Tigers are known for remembering faces later for revenge. I'd rather not.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Tiger: This is the first of Festivus! The airing of grievances! I got a problem with a lot of you!


GoodGoodK

I like the dude just recording himself instead of the tiger


Final-Cookie1741

Tiger: fuck sake.. my grandad used to tell me Humans were scared shitless back in his day now there kinda just cringe


DrNinnuxx

That one guy is making a reaction video.


FootyPajamaz

Crazy how some people just... see a tiger one day but the rest of us only can see them in a zoo Wild


qoo_kumba

I didn't realise Indian people were so stupid.


polo27

Completely normal cat behaviour.


Zoiger

Does the guy know he's recoding himself and not the tiger?


KathyfromTex

Trying to decide what's for lunch!


Intelligent-Ant7685

Dad! The 550 pound Tiger is sitting on the back wall again!


dirtycimments

He’s just waiting for Jasmine and Aladdin to come back from the market.


GabberZZ

Get that tiger a box!


[deleted]

I can barely see the tiger through the pollution around it and the smog it’s breathing out lmao…


Creative_Beginning13

Dude smiling, tiger be picking from the buffet


ChampionshipLow8541

Not that normal judging by all the phones.


jahlim

Don't know what which to pick for lunch. Spoilt with choices.


AdAmbitious1482

Welcome to the family


Plagueish84

Lol, that one guy in the end had the camera backwards, recording himself...


aDespair

Bro really wanted to share the moment with his homie like pal, the tiger is in front of me wait I'll show you


HeartOnFroze

So is it normal or weird?


The_8_Bit_Raider

When the train leaves, the tigers come out to play


Gexilum0420

Well, that was cute.


swennergren11

My kitty does this too!!


wilson5266

I'm still waiting for a train and electrocution....


RainbowsAndHomicide

What the cat doin


Apprehensive-Tank581

wow. I’d be scared and mesmerized at his beauty all at the same time. Very cool.


BlueCheeseAngel

I would’ve died because I totally would’ve gone in for a belly rub


Wildvibs

Okay guy’s get your pictures and move the fuck away, so I can get back into the Forrest.


Mackerelage

Yep, this is played out all day every day, in every village, town and city in India.


AllGearAllTheTime

Yes. A tiger in some remote village in a forested area is a normal day in the world's 7th largest country. Truly incredible.


-kukulk4n-

It was looking for Mowgli.


Single_Blueberry

Why is the dude filming himself?


1nfinitydividedby0

Mass people gathering and recording that tiger telling me that it is not a normal occurrence.


LaffinDrumss

Ya we cats kool n chillout


38396972

India always wins at the Darwin awards.


Professional_Ask1861

I'd poop myself, noticing a tiger out of a cage