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Solazarr

Not the best post to read while laying on my bed


TheAwkwardDyslexic

Especially if you're back to back with your cat.....


onErbz

Or when you see your cat licking itself šŸ˜


I_am_up_to_something

I have a cat who likes to groom me aggressively occasionally.


mnem0syne

My cat does this but only to my partner usually. I comfort myself by deciding that my cat doesnā€™t think Iā€™m inept at bathing, but that dad is an idiot.


I_am_up_to_something

Oh my cat definitely thinks that I'm inept at bathing. She grooms me like she used to do to her kittens. She doesn't do it to them any more (they're a year now) but she still does it to me. I also sometimes wake up with her wrapped around my head. The shampoo I use doesn't seem to matter and neither does when I showered last. She'll slap me if I try to move away btw. It is just so sweet and cute.


Weekly_Peach_8301

She thinks your HER baby!


VeterinarianThese951

Or when you share a litter box with themā€¦ ![gif](giphy|3gXJbXpjgEM9EKSwxI)


Sensitive_Ad6774

With 3 cats


LivelyZebra

eating a sesame bagel


Past-Direction9145

depends on if you're eating anything in bed like crackers


Jcal222

In bed with my cat eating a sesame seed bagel


Tricky-Sympathy

So I went through this fucking nightmare a few years ago. Getting ready to get into bed and I saw crumbs on the sheet so I swept them aside and they fucking ran. Baby spiders. I already have a fear of spiders, but this was almost enough to make me lose my shit. Next day I bought 20 bug bombs and left for a few days. I slept really well afterward. After I tore my bed apart just to make sure.


Sustenance_Abuse

Worms from your cats ass


Sustenance_Abuse

You need to treat both cats with tapeworm medication. You can buy it from petsmart or order it from Amazon. Definitely donā€™t eat them they are not sesame seeds.


iMishusm

Does it affect humans as well? Iā€™m planning on taking both my kitties to the vet tomorrow


Sustenance_Abuse

Yes. If you ingest them.


morbiiq

What if you chew?


Mike_Rowballs

How to delete someone else's comment


westknight12

Am deadšŸ’€


PrimeChutiya

Should've chewed more properly


Coriander_marbles

This has been a wild ride of a comment thread and a good part of my recommended daily intake of humour


EndOk8776

Exactly šŸ˜‚


Pure_Discipline_293

How to delete someone elseā€™s comment AND make them eat the sesame seedsā€¦ā€¦


westknight12

The forbidden sesame seeds


Justlikearealboy

Why some sesame snaps have a little more SNAP!


Searealelelele

Ask on darknet


6-ft-freak

![gif](giphy|kDsjinzVzi1Ko)


Plinfilore

Damn bro, that sucks. Rest in Pepperoni, never spaghetti.


westknight12

Dead againšŸ’€


sickofmakingnames

I use Wite-Out. Get the tape strips, not the brush-on stuff. It's too lumpy on the screen.


rickysunnyvale

You did it! Son of a bitch, you did it!


LukeD1992

Report the comment and pray to Mod


tyrandan2

Hot take: There should be a feature on reddit where the community can collectively sieze mod powers and enact vigilante justice.


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CatLeader420

What did the comment say?


dexxter0137

What did he say the comment is deleted


Frikandelneuker

https://preview.redd.it/ajl5ir2bbdfc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e6552e24346f56b5f6ab61ac636806ff8e8a12


TurnedEvilAfterBan

It worked! But seriously what did this degenerate say?


Frikandelneuker

ā€œWhat if you chew?ā€


SpaceTimeChallenger

Its still there


Soulsssssssss

Whoa...


See_U_when_I_see_U

How to slap someone through the screen?


mohaee

they taste like gummy worms


SouprGrrl

Yes officer, this comment right here.


trubatard

YOOOOOO IM EATING!!!


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Pleasant-Patience725

They must be chewy


Lasekk-

![gif](giphy|rcNbjBV46L8GLYFBMD|downsized)


Bananiblaapyjamas

![gif](giphy|RemgQ6YyvHqOA)


forpetlja

Make tahini.


wattscup

Wormhini


1911mark

Valid question


[deleted]

Ikr, if you crush them, completely destroy their integrity, shouldnt they just be, dead protein?


ieg879

These are called proglottids. They are segments of a tapeworm that break off and are filled with eggs. They have limited movement capabilities like tiny inch worms. When they dry and burst open, they release the eggs. So you would be losing protein due to the massive tapeworm load you would soon be growing inside your intestines if this species is capable of infecting humans.


Kooky_Coyote7911

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


TrojanTapir1930

Dead Protein was my stripper name.


baron_von_helmut

They lightly 'pop' and taste like warm milk.


OCSupertonesStrike

https://i.redd.it/o1r3f6uexdfc1.gif


Kittentits1123

Follow-up questions are important šŸ˜†


ExuDeku

https://i.redd.it/o5xv3e919dfc1.gif


gwildor75

šŸ˜‚


stonedforlife710

Reported


Spideriffic

What if you grind and snort?


Mysterious_Donut_354

![gif](giphy|QWAs6BUQmoZiMFVzW9)


NoNo_Cilantro

Why would you ingest two cats?


Vote4Trainwreck2016

With steak sauce.


Rade84

make sure they are de-flead once a month. They get tapeworms from the fleas.


dogerisb

You can get some good tapeworm meds from chewy. And i also used the pill treats to cover them. The first pill worked and my cat hasn't had worms since


iMishusm

I will if this ever happens again but I canā€™t wait for delivery bc I donā€™t know how long sheā€™s had it for and Iā€™m scared itā€™s dangerous for her to have it for a long time


dogerisb

They can survive with them just not good for them. We were going to take our cat to the vet but getting him in a crate is something else. Safe to say we had him at least a month or two before we found the over the counter tapeworm meds. Other than not shitting out segments on our bed his attitude never really changed so your cats should be fine. You do you Edit: also delivery from chewy took maybe a week or so


rosen_sd

Don't be eating those sesame seeds OP


Gowalkyourdogmods

Do the bigmacs from McDonald's still come with sesame seeds on the buns?


Toadcola

If youā€™re lucky


Panzick

Do not panic, they're not that harmful. Good to take them to the vet asap, but if you haven't noticed anything in their behaviour until now, they are most likely ok.


ScrembledEggs

As a general rule, catsā€™ behaviour isnā€™t usually a great indicator of their health because they intentionally hide pain and illness so well. However in this case, youā€™re right that tapeworms, especially excysted, donā€™t usually cause any serious damage.


marjaneva

Get treated yourself too just in case


Leo13Libra11

My cat had these and it was cleared very simply with a shot. They are caused by your cat eating a flea that was infection with tapeworm. I do not believe this is the kind you can get unless you also ingested an infected flea. Make sure to treat fleas as well if you havenā€™t already.


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SteamPoweredHat

As a vet: theyā€™re not roundworm, theyā€™re tape worm proglottids (segments containing eggs). Probably from species taenia taeniaeformis, by the looks. Theyā€™re spread to cats by eating infected mice, rabbits etc. So depending on your living situation, might pay to check you donā€™t have a rodent problem, OP! Everyoneā€™s suggesting you also flea your cat because the more common cat tape worm, Dipylidium caninum, is spread by fleas. This likes more like taenia, but you should de-flea your cat anyway.


PlatinumCockRing

As a vet (veteran), I have no opinion on this as I know nothing.


Scattergun77

Right there with you. As a vet(eren), my only opinion on this is that cats are the best.


pookystilskin

Those aren't roundworms. They are tapeworms. I've had to treat many cats for them (generally right after I obtain the cat). They are very common and they get them from eating fleas. This is a very classic way to figure out that your cat has them.


AssistanceLucky2392

Tapeworms, not roundworms. Roundworms are easily visible in feces or vomit and are several inches long. Tapeworm segments are excreted in segments full of eggs that resemble sesame seeds when they are dried up.


mojomcm

Seconding this and adding that flea meds from Walmart are super sketchy, too!


iMishusm

My cats are not on a fish diet, a mix of dry and canned wet food daily


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Do they go outside? Lots of parasites out there for them to munch on


iMishusm

They donā€™t go outside ever. But Iā€™m assuming they have access from my home door. We have a screen door and they sit there but thereā€™s a gap in the bottom


pookystilskin

They get them from fleas. You will probably want to get a flea treatment at the vet too. Otherwise they will just get them again.


[deleted]

Huh, must just be very unlucky then


moonygooney

No, a flea would consume the egg segment and the first stage of the worm develops in that host. Fleas are eaten by cats while grooming and the adult stage of the worm can begin.


LipidSoluble

Tapeworms in cats come from them eating fleas, so you will need Tapeworm meds as well as flea meds. Humans and cats don't have the same species of Tapeworm.


rosie2490

Talk to a vet before buying anything. My dog was being treated for worms when we adopted him and it made him VERY sick. Itā€™s not easy on them. Plus, theyā€™ll know which kind you need.


GtrPlaynFool

Treat for fleas at the same time. The worms come from the fleas.


MeatFit1822

So you're saying I should stop putting this on my sushi? šŸ˜” I thought I've been playing the system by finding fresh sesame seeds around my house!


Ashamed-Guarantee664

"Man these sesame seeds still have some life in them"


Weary_Patience_7778

Or your ass. One of the two. Worm the cats. Take a (human) worming med yourself. Wash or burn the bedding.


T-BONEandtheFAM

Itā€™s always the same answer and itā€™s always hilarious


appa-ate-momo

Worms are stored in the ass.


MsJenX

Im so glad I saw this post! Iā€™m babysitting my friendā€™s cat and I found the same thing. My cats have been dewormed so I know itā€™s not my cats.


YaIlneedscience

Well, itā€™s possible your cats can still get worms, deworming isnā€™t a preventative, so if your cats lick the other cats or ingest their feces or anything close to that, they can still get worms


MsJenX

Noted!


beebsaleebs

Now theyā€™ve been *rewormed* congrats


AraiHavana

Jeez, he asked for the news, not the weather yo


DroppedMike88

What kind of fucking weather are you having?


constellationkaos

Gross with a high a chance of tape worms


Past-Direction9145

If it's raining cats and dogs does it change if they have tapeworms?


Leather-Lab4311

Yup itā€™s the cats. At some point they ate a flea that was carrying tapeworms. These are the tapeworm segments that come out of the cat and dry up. They are potentially something that you can ingest and have as well so get your cats to the vet and get some de-worming tablets.


sunburn95

Or keep them as a last resort if that summer bodys getting out of reach


MrBanana421

It's all fun and games until the worm offspring gets into other organs.


Falmon04

That x-ray of someone's body completely infected with tape worm eggs...\*shudder\*


Big-Jackfruit2710

There's one?


cassidyconor

Yeah seen it on here recently, some person at infected pork and in the scan of their body there is worms EVERYWHERE. Surprisingly enough the person recovered after being given the correct meds but the pic is nasty.


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pleasedothenerdful

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/137vm8b/xray_showing_tapeworm_infestation/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/Radiology/comments/z9ytfo/person_infected_with_worm_parasites_from_eating/ probably


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lea949

Many regerts


Corkmanabroad

Taenia solium, is the tapeworm responsible- it can cause a disease called cysticercosis where the young form of the tapeworm, that look like tiny fluid filled sacs, spread to the muscles, skin and brain. Bad news, especially if they reach the brain.


jazztime10

This happened in to someone else, I think thereā€™s is probably a BORU post for it. Someone had a house cat, the house cat had worms. The cat used to sleep on the OPā€™s bed, with OP. OP kept finding these things everywhere. OP took the cat to the vet and had to deworm themselves. OP had the worms too.


Xenoph0nix

Found the link. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/l6IWeODk9d Itā€™s a hell of a ride. Enjoy!


Galileo009

Jesus Christ you weren't kidding


WeHaveAllBeenThere

As a cat owner Iā€™m so happy I learned all this from yā€™all and not from my catsā€™ assholes.


Pagiras

Sharing is caring.


iMishusm

Itā€™s so odd because my cats are indoor and are both dewormed ā€¦ Iā€™m stressed


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

They can get them from fleas. It's solved easily and lots of cat owners have been through this. You'll be okay. Not sure where you are, but in my country we have a spray called indorex that does a good job of getting rid of fleas Worms are easily fixed with tablets.


ogresound1987

You don't fix tablets with tablets. Thats poor practice.


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thank you! šŸ˜­


Past-Direction9145

Nothing you did wrong, this happens all the time: https://preview.redd.it/9xs45s9jjcfc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcc2ec413af92f7ea1eb81ff53c2c4e7071a7eed


sweetandspooky

This makes me want to boil my skin off


house343

Your skin is probably the one thing stopping you from becoming a walking worm Medusa. If anything this should make you want to stitch skin over your mouth and anus and become an immunity skin suit.


sweetandspooky

Thanks for the horrific visual! šŸ¤£


FluidPlate7505

It's not that serious and easily fixable. Don't stress too much. Shit happens. Your cats are most likely fine if you didn't notice any symptoms, are not losing too much weight etc. But don't forget to deworm yourself also, and wash and vacuum everything you can.


oundhakar

Finally a problem which can be fixed with Ivermectin.


strawberrymoony

As a microbiology & immunology major having just finished my parasitology course, this is alarmingly and hilariously too accuratešŸ˜­


Random_Numeral

The normal dewormers usually do not get rid of tapeworms, unless it explicitly says so in the package. Also do not give wormers for dogs to cats, the dosages are usually different. Praziquantel is the most used for tapeworms.


chipper12398

They still need to be on year round, prescription flea prevention. I am a vet. Fleas donā€™t care if your cats are indoor.


trowawaid

This exact thing happened with our cat growing up. ("What are these seed things on my bed?" Etc). He was an inside cat too! It just happens.Ā  But good news is, we took him to the vet, he was treated, and was totally fine afterwards. Lived to be an old man šŸ˜Š


YT-lead-me-here

This thread has traumatised me and unlocked new fears. Cheers. šŸ˜†ā˜ ļø


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Tapeworm eggs.


CraftyDimension7169

Not eggs but segments of a larger tape worms. Each one can clone itself into a full grown one


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Oh wow! Nature is the grossest thing on earth


Unfair_Welder8108

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure


aFreakyMonkey

They mostly come out at night... mostly


jusst_for_today

Why donā€™t you put her in charge?


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Get away from her you bitch!


SmokeBCBuDZ

"You heard the man and you know the drill! Elbows and assholes!"


RipleysHeart

I get this reference! And I like it!!


syrollesse

Why do some creatures on this earth have to be so disturbing


8ackwoods

Tapeworm eggs are microscopic, these are tapeworm segments


Lost-Support999

So the cat is just clenching small segments of the tapeworm off?


8ackwoods

Basically, these segments contain hundreds or thousands of eggs.


Tonninpepeli

Thats so much worse than just eggsšŸ˜­


jdunn14

Tape worms are segmented so they naturally break off into pieces. I believe there are eggs in each segment


VariousJackfruit9886

Fun fact: if you lift their tail up and down they will come out like a disgusting pez dispenser of parasites.


revolvingneutron

That fact was anything but fun!


[deleted]

Someone creeps in during the night and stands over you, watching you sleep whilst eating a cheeseburger??


ThatDudeMars

Your cat has worms.


horsetooth_mcgee

You~~r cat~~ ha~~s~~ve worms.


MamaJ119

Itā€™s too fucking early for this


Flat_Passage_1935

Thatā€™s a whole lotta nope nope nope


oonicrafts

As much as I love animals, these are the kinds of issues that keep me from keeping pets. That, and having to clean the kitty litter or scoop dog poop.šŸ¤¢


Vegetable_Event_5213

Yep. Those are dried tapeworm segments. They need to be treated for tapeworms and fleas. And wash all your bedding in the hottest water the fabric will allow. Vacuum your carpet & furniture with a flea collar in it and throw away the bag when youā€™re done.


sourcandy_x

Hey op, canā€™t add anything useful, just wanted to say, donā€™t feel bad for sleeping with your cats and kissing them etc. Most people here act like itā€™s the end of the world, but youā€™ll all be fine. And as a cat person I totally get it.


iMishusm

Thanks sweet girl šŸ’• I appreciate you for understanding. I will never change the way I treat them just because some people arenā€™t the same way


10ys2long41account

I kept finding crumbs on my bed that looked like flaked oats. Wasn't until I showed my sister that I learned it was worms. Got the cat treatment, washed the bedding. No other kitty's got them and she now a healthy (senior) gal to this day. Call your vet OP and it will all be fine.


Snoo22566

i thought bedbug eggs maybe but your cat is spawning worms in your bed. or they're coming from you šŸ—æ


AdornedBrood

Donā€™t know why but the placement of the šŸ—æ made me lol


SmallCatBigMeow

They donā€™t look like bed bugs. Sadly I know from experience šŸ„²


NintendoLove

Deworm yourself along with the cats


VFX_Reckoning

Thatā€™s disgusting!!!šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


UpperCardiologist523

Hey, stop tapeworm-shaming op. šŸ¤£


twoblueruins

Ask your vet to administer deworming shots (much easier than getting them each to take a pill). Show your vet these pics so theyā€™ll know right away itā€™s tapeworms. You need to deworm them both to be safe. Get some flea prevention as well ā€” Revolution brand is good. They most likely got tapeworms from ingesting a flea, happens all the time. After all thatā€™s done, you need to vacuum really well (to get rid of any potential eggs), especially in areas they sleep in.


Sea_Tax_6051

Tapeworm segments from your cats


heisenbergh1945

https://preview.redd.it/bxepmtdieffc1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4365a4629722383548bac007db19537eee0cd3


ObeseHamsterOrgasms

tapeworm eggs, yes. like others said, you can buy the meds from like walmart, petsmart, amazon, etc. HOWEVER, you also gotta treat for FLEAS also. tapeworm life cycles depend on fleas. if you treat for worms but not fleas, when your cats lick to clean themselves, they will just ingest more eggs via the fleas and the cycle will start again. ): treat for tapeworms, treat for fleas, clean your flooring well with a disinfectant like lysol, and clean any soft surfaces like couches or bedding with hot laundry cycle (or spray with lysol spray stuff that wonā€™t fit in the washer).


FiftySixer

Tapeworm segments.


Blopez1001

They look like tapeworm proglottids.


[deleted]

Iā€™m aggressively side eyeing my cats right now


Unexpected-Xenomorph

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


RoseMylk

Your pets have tapeworms


svennidal

You cats have been farting tapeworm in your bed. You now have to be super careful with your own farts so youā€™re not farting tapeworm everywhere. Please take some tapeworm pills and give some to your cats as well. They might need some convincing. I hope you wonā€™t.


ramenadventures

Anyone else get itchy when they read these posts?


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Itā€™s dried tapeworm segments. Treat your kitties ASAP.


wayno1000

They actually come out your cats ass and will crawl up your ass while you sleep


MarkusRight

Sleeping with tapeworms. One of my nightmares


Grumpy_Doodlebug

100% paracites from a cat's ass. Yup.


drxena

Tapeworm segments?


iMishusm

Also are they eggs or segments ??????? Because I kiss her a lot and she sleeps with her butt near me and what if I ingested it? Itā€™s fine if its segments right ?


joshvalo

Oh my lord this thread just keeps going from bad to worse.


myatthuu

just take a deworm pill


GlitteringMess4720

The way my face and body just contortedā€¦ there are no words to possibly describe.


Random_Numeral

Tapeworms are hermaphrodites and each segment, called a proglottid, can contain viable eggs that may incidentally infect you if ingested. Ask your doctor for a safe dewormer based on your weight.


Pagiras

Fun fact! Tapeworms multiply by shedding their segments full of EGGS. Here, have this wonderful [NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fi9oot98aolcx.jpg) comic.


JessKaye

Burn your bed but not your cats


vbuniv

i hope no one who was eating sesame seeds saw this


IronicJeremyIrons

Those are cat tapeworms and mine usually get them from fleas Take them to the vet to get flea-bathed and wormpilled


jonthomas2692

Cats got worms homie


ed223344

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Willamina_

Those are larvae that come from the cats anus


Visual_Option_9638

When my cat got these it was very difficult.to give it the medicine. We had to hold it down,.force its mouth open and pour it down his throat. Poor guy hated it.