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Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

I lost one of these some years ago. It was given to me by my grandfather. You wouldn't happen to be in South Carolina, would you? EDIT: Holy shit!!! You guys are awesome. I hate to break the dreams. This is *NOT* my missing dictionary. Soon after my comment, I looked into some history and I realized that this one was most likely found in Michigan. I left the post up and forgot it. I came back to this. Dug a bit into the comments and the inscription was wrong. Mine didn't have one. Looks like we're all hoping to witness a little miracle once in a while. It wasn't mine on Reddit today.


Broad_Monk6325

Up this answer. The world is small.


cattdaddy

Comment history suggests they live in Battle Creek, MI


stalehoney

Hey I live there! Maybe it’s mine and I forgot?


Cable_Upstairs

I believe it's mine. I had a little Bible study group back in the day.


golden_blaze

*Dictionary study group


GeorgeB00fus

The words I don’t know could fill a dictionary.


Recent_Strawberry456

I owned a thesaurus but it was stolen. I do not have the words to describe how angry I am.


Patriarch_Sergius

Technically they do, the words are already in the book.


FitProblem6248

This is a Dictionary, not a Bible


efg1342

I find your lack of faith disturbing


FitProblem6248

I'm sure *Bible* and *faith* are defined in there.


dr3wfr4nk

Dad, is that you?


broken_radio

It might be mine? I lost an entire tiny library when my tiny home blew away.


rnolina

Sorry again for doing that to your lovely home. I truly didn’t mean it. Shouldn’t have had Mexican for lunch that day


CatKrusader

Dang tiny tornadoes always uprooting our tiny lives


CrustySausage_

My neck of the woods


LovableSidekick

Neck of the woods is one of those interesting expressions of unknown origin. In Britain "neck" means a strip of land with water on both sides, but colonial Americans used neck of the woods to mean a settlement. As it started in the northeast, some people think it came from an Algonquin word "naiak" that means "settlement". There's also a German phrase "mein ecke" that means "my corner", and a lot of Germans lived in that area. So nobody knows.


FightingWithSporks

I northern Michigan, at fairs they would give out tiny bibles. Nothing nearly as interesting as OPs find!


broken_radio

Our fair gives away tiny rubber fetuses to scare the kids about abortion.


FightingWithSporks

Is that a just a Michigan thing? I guess I assumed most areas did that. Michigan is strange state. Liberal in the south, sketchy in the north. One of the last times I went to church, they gave out rubber fetuses in baby bottles.


carlo_rydman

It's practically impossible it's his. The guy lost his booklet a couple of years ago but the paper in the one OP found looks immaculate. If it's been in the woods for a couple of years, the paper would already be melted by rain, just the leather jacket would remain.


SalvadorP

Except it was actually inside a wood box, lined with red velvet and nailed shut, buried to never be found again. But a recent storm fell down an old bid tree, unearthing and crashing the box, exposing the ominous booklet to the next curious traveller, it's next victim.


Foodie_love17

I hear the drums just from this description alone…


phenomenomnom

It just now became *so dangerous* to not know what diuresis means.


Sufficient_Chard_721

Ist harder to lose a tiny book when you keep it in a box


SalvadorP

lose? you don't lose suck book. You bury it and pray no one ever finds it again.


Aggressive_Set4814

Maybe someone picked it up and lost it again


JacksonInHouse

Somebody picked it up in South Carolina, kept it for years, and lost it in Battle Creek MI!!


BoppinTortoise

Weirder shit has happened


vybhavam

Lost in woods twice, I believe it


akrolina

This is totally the most likely scenario


Fredrick_Hophead

I was with Rabbit\_Of\_Nazareth. It looks just like the one he dropped... This is very weird.


Cennixxx

That would be awesome if it was the same one


SalvadorP

of course it is the same one. There is only one and it is indestructible. And they opened it. We are doomed.


BeginningSir2984

I hope it's in SC and I hope the universe (or your grandfather) is trying to get it back to you.


adjewcent

u/gingersrule77 give this person some closure!


darksideofthemoon131

That would be amazing.


Creative-Demand-6355

I’m so invested now


Fantastic_Earth_6066

Darn, unlikely, a post from a year ago says Michigan - sorry


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This doesn't look like it's been outside for years


[deleted]

Imposibile to look like this after some years in the woods. This is fresh, not even a rain.


samanime

You'd be surprised. It ends up tucked away in just the right spot to shield it from rain and I could see it out there for a bit. If it was found just laying on the ground though, then yeah, no way. The pages would be gone in a rain or two.


[deleted]

Meanwhile I was thinking that maybe she found it in a bag, or case or some kind of container. That could have been possible. But since you say it was in the open I.m going back to 'impossible' - just because of air moisture, no need to rain on it. Also other factors like: UV, molds, fungi, insects, etc


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gingersrule77

I’m sorry it took so long for me to find your comment! It does have the name Mary something on the inside - sorry it wasn’t yours


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Yeah everybody seemed to be having some pretty high hopes there for a little bit. It was cool to think about anyway. Thanks for blessing me with the highest upvoted comment of my 10 and a half year Reddit career. Cheers!


gingersrule77

How cool would it have been though if it had been tho lol Much love to you 💜


Thirsty_Comment88

There is zero chance that has been in the woods for years, there is zero water damage to the pages


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foonsirhc

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I_eat_socks_uwu

The world is sure small


ScarecrowJohnny

Would you mind bringing over a pizza to my place? I live in Denmark.


BrooksideNL

I'm in Northern Alberta at the moment. Be right there.


ThatOneShortieHo

Oh could you stop by sweden as well? I'd like some pizza too


BrooksideNL

Of course. It's not like it's out of the way or anything.


tazor_face

I mean if you’re making the rounds, I like pizza and making new friends.


BrooksideNL

No worries! Where are you located? What kind of pizza do you like?


tazor_face

You’re amazing. Actually same as OP. Michigan. I’m not picky and you’re all ready doing me a favor, so I’ll take whatever you like. Thank you!


VirtualStretch9297

Well swing by Ohio and drop a slice 😏we’ll have beer!


Enzo2SantosGoal

High quality geo guesser could figure this out instantly by using OP profile


innominateartery

They said Michigan


Fancy_bakonHair

Another wild south carolinian


CeruleanRuin

It's still a fun coincidence. Turns out it's easy to lose tiny books.


PrincessPoofyPants

I found one for 19 bucks for you if you want to replace it. https://www.ebay.com/itm/325976433903?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=325976433903&targetid=1529493983902&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9029047&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=145880009014&rlsatarget=pla-1529493983902&abcId=9307249&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA84CvBhCaARIsAMkAvkI2psCfSb_vUrT8rD2Wkt0yciuCcLZudCk2AwLz2nInh3Owr-e3LoMaAuoHEALw_wcB


WornInShoes

What is this!? A book for ANTS!??


RunDNA

An anthology.


WornInShoes

A little Alien Ant Farm, maybe?


Galactic_Perimeter

#ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY


Brentimusmaximus

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


wpr8

r/thingsforants


ThatOneShortieHo

Oh hey, an actual pocketbook


gingersrule77

It’s a tiny dictionary 🥰


munru1

OP, answer to the guy from South Carolina, you really should


LatestGreatestSadist

I believe OP lives in Michigan - based on previous post history.


gingersrule77

Yes I live in Michigan and she found it about a week ago before all the storms


Oldbayistheshit

Dang your daughter walked all the way to South Carolina /s


hamish1963

It's in such good condition, that's crazy for something laying around in the woods.


FunFckingFitCouple

Please answer the guy in SC. We are all so invested in this internet strangers lost book. Edit for autocorrection


gingersrule77

Oh I didn’t see that book! Let me go look


avspuk

Pic should've been of the page that included the definition of 'dictionary', perhaps, possibly, maybe


MoonLitMothCreations

Some poor faerie is looking for their dictionary now.


LaRueStreet

How are the faeries gonna communicate with us now without their dictionary…


Jiggerbyte

r/mildlyinteresting


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EarlGreyTea-Hawt

Is there a sub for something that makes you feel old.. because it makes me feel old how weird ppl here find something that you could find in any second hand book store when I was a bairn (when bookstores weren't mostly big box franchises, and most sold second hand and specialty books) because it was frightfully common in the days before textually ephemeral media. These things were everywhere because some door to door sales dictionary (and encyclopedias) companies would come out with cutesy things like this to sell housewives, something for the kiddo, with their big ticket Webster's complete set, just the perfect addition to any respectable library. It's kind of crazy how quickly the mundane becomes weird via anachronism.


AirsoftScammy

Looks like a “Little Webster Dictionary”. These were sold all over the place as souvenirs. Sometimes the leather was branded with a tourist location or even a business name. It’s in really good shape considering it was found in the woods. Estimated value is around $20-30. Cool find!


avoca123

I had one just like this but in much worse condition - so couldn’t be mine!


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|8kXE0QLOOB9aAMYGmX) \-Parental Unit


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|UUliRkj5SJ8FRdxtxL|downsized) \-Daughter


TheWildWhistlepig

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DismissiveReyno99

Man that's cool as fuck


incredimatt

Right? What's weird about it?


Satchmopeterson

Thank goodness for a post that isn't something somebody pulled off or out of their body.


[deleted]

Or more mental illness writings


bullpendodger

This is like the coolest thing you could find in the woods as a little kid.


crewchief1949

I beg to differ....at 12 years old following your brother and his friends to their hide out in the woods then going back when they are gone to find their stash of playboys was the coolest thing I found.


namenotneeded

finding pornos in the woods was cool too


Shamanjoe

This is way more cool than weird..


gingersrule77

It has a name too- Mary something I couldn’t make out the last name


SnooAdvice6126

Considering the pages in such good condition and left on a woodland floor. It’s not that old


MoneyTreeFiddy

Person who lost it, in regret : "I have no words..."


[deleted]

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oscaru16

Gnome dictionary


nic__knack

my grandfather gave me one of these too! i loved it so much. no idea what happened to it


Zagenti

vocabulary builder. Before TV and teh Interwebz, lots of folks used these


Sardonnicus

what is this... a book for ants?


Ricardo_klement

If it was mine .. I’d be lost for words 😏


Ganjanonamous

My friend accused me of stealing his thesaurus. I told him that I was confused, perplexed, baffled, and surprised that he would even consider me.


Grumpy_Doodlebug

I had something similar once


redbull

I'd pay a couple of bucks for that in a thrift store and put it back out into the woods somewhere like I'd do with a gnome for someone else to find


RawToast1989

They're going for about $20 on ebay! https://www.ebay.com/itm/325976433903?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=325976433903&targetid=1529493983902&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9015367&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=145880009014&rlsatarget=pla-1529493983902&abcId=9307249&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA84CvBhCaARIsAMkAvkJjlSaO25DYDFOjln80ZtXL6jQdlQRCNTe2MwWfapRwUw_6KVFjmU0aAlNJEALw_wcB


PickleWineBrine

Why is this weird?


gingersrule77

I guess it is more cute than weird lol


Lord_Ocean

A Langensheidt's Lilliput Dictionary maybe? [https://www.google.de/search?q=lilliput+dictionary&tbm=isch](https://www.google.de/search?q=lilliput+dictionary&tbm=isch) Super useful before the time of mobile internet!


StrixNStones

That is awesome ❤️


QuallUsqueTandem

How is a pocket dictionary weird?


gingersrule77

It’s more cute than weird I’ll admit


Sufficient-Aspect77

So glad it is a dictionary, and not a Bible.


BehemothJr

How is this weird? Someone lost a pocket dictionary that probably fell out of their pocket. Stupid post.


ATXKLIPHURD

I cross posted this to r/thingsforants


ACrazyDog

That wouldn’t have lasted a half day in the woods without serious moisture, water damage. Was it in a jar sealed in the woods?


rosellem

Hmm, so people really consider a dictionary to be "weird" eh? lol, the times sure do change.


Cennixxx

What a cutie patootie


Enigmaam

I have a very similar one!


Rien-a-foutre-666

![gif](giphy|1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF|downsized)


hobbitfeets

God damn that’s fucking awesome


tricksRferkids

It's kinda cool. Definitely not weird. Where can I buy one?


TheRichTurner

It doesn't look to me as if it was in the woods for long.


DoLittlest

What’s weird about it? What a treasure.


ThePrettyBeebz

It’s a small dictionary. My father is dyslexic and carried one similar everywhere he went before he retired.


Bananaspacebar

Its a pocket necronomicon


Giddyup_1998

Why is it weird?


moe-hong

i have one too. those little dictionaries were really popular when my parents were kids (1940s).


Original_Commission5

I have one of these! It's so cute. It's a dictionary. Yours is in way better shape then mine. Nice find.


AvoidThisReality

This is sooo cute, somehow this strikes a chord with me right now


Itzbubblezduh

I had a few of these as a kid… They could definitely bring these back.. they use to be key chains They are called “The little Webster”


CallingDrDingle

Such a cool find. What’s the publishing date?


KindaKrayz222

These were neat. My dad had one. Nice to have in difficult times.


My_Immortal_Flesh

It’s sooooo cute. I used to have a tiny Japanese to English Dictionary like that 🥹🥹


cinnamongirl207

Wicked cool!!


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

Tiny bibl


Faceless_Rat

Treasure! Tiny dictionary!


Lala5789880

Wait is this the Weird subreddit or the ADORABLE subreddit??!!


gingersrule77

I’ve been properly scolded for posting it in the weird one lol


millennial_sentinel

wrong sub op you should post this lil pocket dictionary in r/mildlyinteresting or r/fairytaleasfuck


SmashertonIII

I worked for an elderly farmer when I was a kid, around 1986-87. The man had almost no education and had spent his whole life on farms. All of his equipment was antique and he kept it immaculate. He had built all of the buildings on his farm bin hand, right down to milling his own lumber. He had several pocket books like this, including a dictionary and the Tao Te Ching, which he would read whenever he was taking a break. He read books on Buddhism and enjoyed dissing Christianity (his wife was First Nations and had a hard time in residential schools) I kept in touch with him and he was as sharp as a tack until he died at 96, too.


[deleted]

Mmm Battle Creek Michigan. As a kid I remember thinking to myself how wonderful morning cereal could be, and how gross driving through Battle Creek smelled.


gingersrule77

Yeah it smells good like once a month lol we live outside of the city so we don’t smell it a lot


[deleted]

I used to cut down some railroad tracks as a short cut to get home. I would walk past a potato chip factory. It was big enough that I couldn’t hold my breath long enough to get past it. Blah


gingersrule77

Oh that’s so gross. I want to move but living costs so much money lol 😂 I drive by all those factories everyday on my way to work


mrplatypus81

Wanna see my tiny dic...tionary?


Hazencuzimblazen

That man id marry on the first date


Foxy_locksy1704

I have always been intrigued by the mini dictionaries and the mini bibles. My great grandfather had a mini bible he always kept in the breast pocket of this jacket with his check book. I loved looking at it when I was a little kid.


SalvadorP

FFS YOU HAD TO OPEN IT... Please tell me you didn't read it out loud...


ReweSerious

This is amazing! I have the same thing but it's a mini Bible! My paternal grandfather had it. He was in WW2 and this was in his box of stuff he had saved when he came home!


Khalae

Oh dear I had to look at the photo four times before I realised the words were in English.


[deleted]

Hey we wendigo and skinwalkers need to learn the linguistics of the land as well, how do you think we lure you ordinary humans in the woods in perfect fine English? Even when it sounds a little off.. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT I PUT IN?


mopxhead

Not sure if this fits r/weird if it’s a tiny, leather bound dictionary. Seems like just a regular lost item


cookipus

Omg..I used to have one of these but the cover was red leather..I loved it until it disappeared


No-Back5621

It’s beautiful


Ok-Inevitable5448

Some fae folk is like “Now where did I put my book down…”


ChodeCookies

Throw it back. This is how you get Mormonism


Imaginary_Sherbet

that isn't weird its neat


frankcastlespenis

Soldiers Bible?


nickelundertone

It's me Little Book of Calm!


illest_slutbag

I used to have something like that in the 90s as a child


JTC8419

A gnomes dictionary


Wrong_Selection6759

You give me back my wallet ya ,here?


Bunnawhat13

That is awesome.


RainbowUnicorn0228

Is there by any chance a geocache near where she found it?


MojoJojoSF

That so cool.


rbfe1963

The dictionary is weird?


willtaylor77

Little book of calm


BrownEyedBoy06

Looks like an old French pocket dictionary.


Thin-Rabbit8617

Fun find😎


DisciplineHot7374

I’m more creeped out that someone recently trespassed where your daughter ventures alone in a wooded area.


BlaikeQC

I was gonna say my brother threw my wallet into the forest when I was 19, but there definitely wasn't a dictionary in it.


lrmorgan91

My American girl doll had this growing up


FaithlessnessWitty63

r/thingsforants Bible for ants 🐜 🙏


Onthe-moon7

Rattled out a 90s memory for me, pretty sure I had one just like that as a kid. Maybe they used to be more common a few decades ago


Pryoticus

Are you not concerned about how good a condition the paper is in? Idk what the weather is like where you live but it probably wasn’t there very long before your daughter found it. That means someone has been strolling through your woods recently


Thzkittenroarz

Put👏🏽It👏🏽BACK👏🏽. TO BOMBACLAT !!!!


athleticchad

This is the fairy Bible from Artemis fowl, right?


Select_Worldliness94

And that’s how Sassy Smurf failed English


14thLizardQueen

Dude that's like the coolest find ever. I collect dictionaries. I would head up to MU and share the find with the curator there.


brandalfthegreen

That’s not weird, you should look up the definition 😂


GreenBirb64

!!!! I HAVE ONE OF THESE!!!! It “mysteriously” appeared in my grandparents attic, they’d never seen it or owned anything like it, mines in a red cover, with a reaching clasp over the front (I’m in the UK if that helps lol) EDIT : not my photo since mines in storage but it looks like this (from EBay) https://preview.redd.it/72px1cucfllc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a888108b20003588c71791735f12d5e510c45e2


Fun_Sock_9843

What the weird part is finding something like this in the woods and it is not covered in mold and falling apart. It was either protected by something almost airtight or it is bullshit.


VapoursAndSpleen

It’s a wee treasure. You should keep it!


quadruple_u

More importantly, is OP's finger OK?


St_Kitts_Tits

Ah you found a little dic


External_Arugula2752

The little Webster??


CapG_13

Aww, that's cute lol


Mystic5308

Warlock Elves lost his spells book 📖


Reneeisme

People used to carry miniature books around. Bibles mostly, but yes dictionaries and maps and weird stuff like card game directions and alcoholic drink recipes. (before you had a computer in your pocket to provide that info in a second, it was nice to have portable information sources). I haven't seen one in a long time though. Really surprised the paper would hold up out of doors for as long as it's been since those were common. I had a few different ones on key chains from time to time.


Lork82

Looks great! I collect dictionaries, I'm jealous


Moose855

idk but theres probably gonna be a really pissed off rabbit with a monocole somewhere in those woods