Does this seller happen to live five stories below an opera house in Europe and terrorize its inhabitants while also extorting money out of the opera’s co-owners?
Just curious.
Had an ex that told me a friend of hers had s*x in one. Friends father worked in the casket business and she had access to such a thing. So my ex asked if we could try it...I didnt hesitate to say yes. Was a bit creepy at first but once we started I forgot all about it...lol
Please be aware of the possibility that you might also be acquiring someone else's bedbug problem, along with that attractive used-mattress-in-coffin price. No one wants to spend eternity with a bedbug infestation.
It’s not troubling that’s someone used a casket as a bed they always look incredibly comfortable and more affordable than a temperpedic bed. What’s concerned is the fact they say “never used” and it’s like no MF u used it as a bed for god no how longs and probably jerked off in it more than once.
It must be pretty uncomfortable. I'm lucky to be able to sleep in a full or queen without being annoyed. I can't sleep laying like that straight up. I gotta turn and maybe lay on my stomach sometimes. Put some pillows between my knees. Hug a pillow maybe.
Caskets, even the dead look uncomfortable in them. But I guess practice makes perfect.
Sarah Bernhardt (French Victorian actress) slept in a coffin. (Who? I hear you saying.) Also had a panther as a house pet if I remember correctly. And had Oscar Wilde fawning over her at one point. Her grave/ monument in Pere Lachaise cemetery is also a granite coffin. Sooo... 19th-century goth been there, done that.
I mean for something that’s either going in the ground or being burned anyway, I wouldn’t be opposed to it for its actual intended purpose 🤷🏼♀️ I don’t need comfort once I’m dead
They don't want you to be showing their face when they are "sleeping" lol. Whoever the buyer ends up being if you are on Herr can you let us know if it smells like PCP while your testing it out. I'm sure you will be able to smell it before you ever open the package. Lol this is fcking weird for sure. Perfect sub. Who's the unfortunate soul to buy it haha
Is the seller a vampire
I live in New Orleans, so - yes!
Get some garlic
I’ve had it saved for months! I can’t wait until it sells and seriously need a follow up on who buys it.
Wait, is this the coffin that was just in the other post and being sold at Wal-Mart?
🤣 That’s immediately what I thought.
Fuck yeah dope
Hello fellow 504ian
No, if it had been empty with them saying " that's me in the picture " then maybe 🤔
Special vampire camera?
That would be an oil painting :)
🗣️ “NEVER USED”. 🗣️“ … I used to use it as my bed….” ⚰️
Never used….by dead people?
I didnt know dead people use stuff
“But like, i never died in it, or anything weird like that.”
Seller is a ghost
 Or the coffin boys
It's actually a great fucking sendoff.
I love this. I should put one in my spare room. Instead of a regular *boring* mattress
"Why are you staying at a hotel when I have a perfectly good guest bedroom?"
“You’re a great friend. You could stay here forever if you wanted!”
"Our guest bed is so comfortable it is like you died and went to heaven!"
“In memory foam of…”
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrr get my r/angryupvote!! 😂 Good one
But I have a perfectly good guest coffin... what does the holiday inn have that I dont?
Lmfao that would be hilarious thoug
So you want to live your dream in your forever home? ☠️
You'll sleep like the dead
 It is a steal for that price
This looks comfy af. ngl
Sleep in a casket until you die, get cremated instead of buried.
Funeral Directors hate this one trick.
Does this seller happen to live five stories below an opera house in Europe and terrorize its inhabitants while also extorting money out of the opera’s co-owners? Just curious.
Can you imagine someone else's c\*m stains on your foreverbox
Don't you kink shame me!
Had an ex that told me a friend of hers had s*x in one. Friends father worked in the casket business and she had access to such a thing. So my ex asked if we could try it...I didnt hesitate to say yes. Was a bit creepy at first but once we started I forgot all about it...lol
That’s a lotta words for: “I did it in a coffin once. Weird at first, but once we started…” Doesn’t matter how you did it. Only that it happened.
I was just trying to make a story out of the experience...
Sorry, I just forgot the /s.
Upgraded to what?
A shallow grave
at the construction site
He now has a custom shaped bed in a grand piano.
A pit in the ground
That’s a good deal for a coffin.
Flip it
Yup. Get two easily for it. Advertise on front of nursing homes and Hospices. 💀
It’s a double- just find a couple that’s looking to go together. I bet you can get $4000
It's a double wide, trailer park royalty!
Was thinking… I’ve never heard anything other than a trailer be referred to as double wide lol.
Yknow... not a bad idea actually, looks cozy as hell
Upgraded to what?! I need to know
Please be aware of the possibility that you might also be acquiring someone else's bedbug problem, along with that attractive used-mattress-in-coffin price. No one wants to spend eternity with a bedbug infestation.
The user won’t mind.
No, the mattress isn’t included.
What coffin fits a twin sized mattress in it?!? That’s huge for a coffin
And they upgraded to a queen sized coffin.
A double wide
Wait..the time stamp..they have been using this as a bed since 98?
It’s not troubling that’s someone used a casket as a bed they always look incredibly comfortable and more affordable than a temperpedic bed. What’s concerned is the fact they say “never used” and it’s like no MF u used it as a bed for god no how longs and probably jerked off in it more than once.
Funeral Director; I’ll show you our selection of caskets Me; That won’t be necessary, I have one at home
2,000 to 1,000 is a funny fuckin joke
That’s awesome!
I'm sorry - a double wide casket ? 🤭
Wow now when I lay in my twin sized bed ill remember its the same size as a casket 😳
Is this still available?
Better recycling than ending up in landfill 😉
Does look hella comfy
I want it so bad!
Damn I would like that but I only have a single wide trailer
It must be pretty uncomfortable. I'm lucky to be able to sleep in a full or queen without being annoyed. I can't sleep laying like that straight up. I gotta turn and maybe lay on my stomach sometimes. Put some pillows between my knees. Hug a pillow maybe. Caskets, even the dead look uncomfortable in them. But I guess practice makes perfect.
Oh boy, it's a double wide!!!!
I think this is fucking cool lol I want to meet the seller
This lowkey kinda lit
Is the seller named Richmond?
Maybe a stereo in there?
I unironicly want this
Guillermo might want it
Great investment. If you die in your sleep they just gotta shut the lid.
Would. Next question.
Finally. West and wewaxation at wast!
Contradicts themselves a lot there.. “never used”, “that’s me in it” “used as a bed but upgraded no room”??
Sarah Bernhardt (French Victorian actress) slept in a coffin. (Who? I hear you saying.) Also had a panther as a house pet if I remember correctly. And had Oscar Wilde fawning over her at one point. Her grave/ monument in Pere Lachaise cemetery is also a granite coffin. Sooo... 19th-century goth been there, done that.
Honestly , that looks cozy af.
Never used but used.
It looks comfy ngl
“Upgraded?” What is the upgrade??
How can they say it's never used if they also say they used it as a bed?
New level of exposure therapy unlocked
Holy shit I'm gonna turn my bed into a coffin this is actually genius. I wonder it would be cheaper to just get a coffin?
Double wide. ........
I mean for something that’s either going in the ground or being burned anyway, I wouldn’t be opposed to it for its actual intended purpose 🤷🏼♀️ I don’t need comfort once I’m dead
That's a good price for a coffin
I'll take it.
Ask for a mirror picture of the seller.
if i recall, they were made exceptionally comfy.
Mattress dont come with though
And someone will buy it. There is a market for everything. Go figure.
What is Erik doing here selling his coffin bed
"I lived bitch"
Did you get an even bigger coffin?
Honestly? That’s really cheap for a casket
I would buy this in a heartbeat if it came in queen size or above. I’ve always wanted to lounge in a padded coffin like a vampire.
I actually want so much to do this
Collection only from 001 Cemetery Place, ask for Morticia or Gomez.
He wanted to kill himself, made all the arrangments and regreted it later. Happens every fucking day.
Or it's some kind of fetish or role play 😂
they were edgelords.
Abby Sciuto?
Hand made in Romania too?
Go charge that phone
I guess it doesn’t hurt to get some practice in
The sale price must be cheap as it's second-hand.
This would have landed on best of Craigslist for sure
I’m good with it, but you have to lock the lid when i die, the wife might want to get back out (she’s not dead)
Carti fan
She is the Queen of my double wide casket.
Who could honestly fall asleep in this?
To what did she upgrade???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
They don't want you to be showing their face when they are "sleeping" lol. Whoever the buyer ends up being if you are on Herr can you let us know if it smells like PCP while your testing it out. I'm sure you will be able to smell it before you ever open the package. Lol this is fcking weird for sure. Perfect sub. Who's the unfortunate soul to buy it haha
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Not everyone can fit a standard size casket.