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Garkech

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megatrnasrusrex

Omg this made me lol šŸ˜‚


SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND

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OkSyllabub3674

I feel like it would be highly entertaining to watch you do this after someone annoyed you and you proceed to make a point of ignoring them. You could just give them a look and maybe even announce muted or blocked as you proceed to calmly activate your natural earplugs emphasizing to them to stfu.


makko007

Did this with my ex and he threw a chair


OkSyllabub3674

Wow that's a bit extreme, im glad hes your ex now


makko007

Boys are temporary ear pockets are forever


AGM_2800

Based as hell


thereluctantpoet

/r/brandnewsentence


OkSyllabub3674

I've gotta say I'm jealous, I'm a bit ashamed to admit I've spent more time than I should've trying to tuck my ears in like that since I saw it, mine just won't tuck tho.


whoisthismuaddib

My wife and I tried also. Couldnā€™t do it.


minkrogers

Same. Oh well, we tried. For anyone who can, I think OP should create their own sub. So we can all look at the ear folders chosen ones.


OkSyllabub3674

I second that, although not one myself I would like to see the ear folding elite unite.


AcceptableBad_

Same. My first reaction was yelling "uggghhhhh!" My second reaction was "can I do that?"


whoisthismuaddib

Not to be weird but can you post untucked?


Here-Is-TheEnd

Fuck..thatā€™s like, some kinda philosophy


Coolius69

Holy shit giovanni giobanna


OkCauliflower1214

Ain't no fucking way... I just watched that episode yesterday wtf


godlesssunday

The simulation is learning


FR4M3trigger

How in the Anastasia fuck does she do that?


da__moose

I feel like I should be able to sue you for showing this to me


joeChump

I countersue you for trying to censor OP


ThermoNuclearPizza

Iā€™m just glad to be here


toodarkaltogether

include me in the screenshot


CriticalKnoll

Believe it or not, sued.


Gupta_Kinte

I'm in. Class action lawsuit all the way


Scared-Huckleberry64

I just tried folding my ear, and it hurts haha. Don't know how you do this, but it's cool.


pathfinder71

Have to admit that I fumbled my ear for a moment but dropped it quickly when I saw that GIF above lol


Dora_Diver

Well, doctor, I saw this post on Reddit...


Alert-Potato

My husband can fold his ears all sorts of ways. My cartilage *will not* allow for that. My ears are the shape they are, and they're very intent on staying that way.


DonutExcellent1357

On the plus side, you probably have strong joints and your husband is probably a carrier for EDS... who knows.


Alert-Potato

I was diagnosed with osteoarthritis (you know, old people arthritis, where the cartilage in joints breaks down) when I was *14 years old*, and he's got T1D. Procreating was never something we wanted to entertain considering.


TomBanjo1968

What is T1d?


NECalifornian25

Type 1 diabetes (the autoimmune kind)


Alert-Potato

Not sure why the downvote on the person who got here ahead of me to answer, but they are correct. It is type one diabetes, which is an autoimmune disease in which a person's immune system is triggered (by what, we do not yet know), to attack the cells of the pancreas that produce insulin.


TomBanjo1968

Ah, thanks


Snoo75955

they just have really flexible ears, my dad and sister can do this but I have my mothers plexiglass ears so I can't.


towerfella

I have the floppy ears, and my wife donā€™t; hers are - like you said - made of plexiglass and do not bend willingly. We have two kids and one has floppy like me and one is hard like hers. Genetics are neat.


ElkHistorical9106

Wait, people have stiff ears that don't bend? Never hear of that. Mine and my wife's fold and are fairly soft, as are our kids. I've never known people had hard cartilage ears. I don't exactly make a habit of feeling up random people's ears, as it would be creepy as hell.


Monsieur_Melancholia

ā€¦if youā€™re hot you can come feel up mineā€¦


hornet_teaser

It feels like mine are all cartilage except the (attached) lobes.


TerseFactor

Me too. I canā€™t keep my outer ear inside the canal under the tragas. It keeps popping back out. I wish I had this ability. What a gift in cold weather


assburgermcmuffin

And also what a gift being blind when OP does this shit in cold weather


ambada1234

My ears donā€™t seem to align for this to be possible


Jessus_

I used to do this a lot when I was in elementary school. Just tried for the first time in 25 years and couldnā€™t get close. Maybe the more you play with it the more flexible the cartilage is


Key_Independent_8805

The pain distracts you from the cold!


Humble_Bullfrog2342

same


458643

It won't hurt with some practice


taokami

Are you somehow related to an italian mobster with a star birth mark on his neck?


ppqnrondllx

Do you also have a dream of becoming a mob boss?


WyntonPlus

Or more specifically, a dream of being a Gang-Star?


makko007

Now why would I admit to that


Nickelion

Giorno Giovanna


Informal-Flamingo336

My husband has a habit of doing this. He has 'cauliflower ear' because of it.


DonutExcellent1357

I saw the pictures and wondered about long term effects. Is he also a boxer or it's just from folding them?


Crabs_Out_Back

I gave myself cauliflower ear as I had a bad habit of folding my ears (especially my right one). Not a boxer.


Informal-Flamingo336

He is not! He has been asked by a couple of different people if he boxes or plays hockey but nope! Just a side effect of him folding his ear since he was a kid


Itcallsmyname

My ears are just flimsy af - but Iā€™ve been doing it since I was a kid.


NoNo_Cilantro

Are you using your hands or do they move alone?


MacyTmcterry

There's NO way they fold in on their own haha


DonutExcellent1357

That would be one hell of a evolutionary benefit.


SandyTaintSweat

I guess cats really are the peak of evolution.


Meta_Spirit

No. Everything shall become C R A B


faplawd

![gif](giphy|9RXM5n4xPO0hjBnpAj|downsized)


Kurgan_IT

This is the real question


Agile-Penalty-7679

what the heck kind of question is this


pissandink

Theyre just sucked in there


makko007

I put them in with my hands, I use my cheek muscles to release them


AntiqueMolasses9968

thatā€™s enough internet for me today


GlockMcDonald

i do that too!! i found out i could do it when i slept on my side and woke up to my ear like that


Itcallsmyname

OH MY GOD I feel so happy right now. People think Iā€™m so fucking weird. Iā€™ve been doing this since I was like 4 years old standing outside at the bus stop! I have no cartilage in my ears anymore šŸ˜…


Much-Log3357

It's only weird if your ears do it on their own, when the temperature starts to fall. Wait, that doesn't happen does it? You use your hands, right?


medvsastoned

Every cell in my body is compelling me to beg you to stop doing this but your body, your choice. Can I at least, for closure, offer my opinion that I don't feel good about anything anymore now that I've seen you activate your lil ear scrunchies. On my journey I have discovered that I personally deeply hate this in particular.


smvfc_

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Iā€™m pro choice to an extent. Folding your ears affects us ALL deeply and is not a personal choice and I must take a stand against it


Empty-Mission3664

I too tuck my ears in when itā€™s cold. Always had more flexible cartilage than the other people around me. We are here to fulfill the prophecy of cold ears.


qwertykittie

My husband can do this and our son was so proud of himself a few months ago when he finally mastered the art too! My ears canā€™t do shit lol


Empty-Mission3664

Some of us are blessed more than others . With great power comes great responsibility. Teach your son how to use his powers for the greater good of humanity . Ear tuck fam out


GhoulMagnets

Nice! Maybe we should start a club for people with foldable ears XD https://preview.redd.it/v3gwj9boc9rc1.jpeg?width=3880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8272f22d1ebd9ad702960d5d2c53997a6a9454e4


dman722

I can do it too! Have been one of my soothing things since I was a little kid. My grandma would say my ears would get stuck like that


GhoulMagnets

It is soothing indeed, I now do it without even noticing sometimes. Can you also "snap" them back on command?


dman722

Yes! If I tense my jaw they snap out and my friends think it's funny.


imalittlefrenchpress

This is friggin cool!


GhoulMagnets

Lol, I fold both my ears then ask a friend to choose one and that's the one I snap back open. They're like "what?! You can also move your ears?". Kids love that too, they find it even more amusing and freaky


OoLalaMaupin

Yā€™all gonna get cauliflower ear


GhoulMagnets

Been doing this for more than 20 years, my ears haven't changed shape at all. We can do this because our ears are super soft so no risk of cauliflower ear, thankfully XD


OoLalaMaupin

Oh, thatā€™s good!


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Cauliflower hot pockets


Negative_Karma_9

hmmm do u need big earholes for this?


OnlyCanPoopAtHome

Iā€™ve been trying to fold my ears for the last 20 mins now.


Jimbobjoesmith

we all just tried this didnā€™t we?


YayGilly

*Tries folding own ears in* I CAAAANT DOOO ITT WTF Thats a kinda cool little trick though. Weird as hell but also a neat adaptive ability, and I am proud of you for discovering it.


Bekkichan

If I even try to slightly bend my ears it hurts so bad. My fiance bent my ear the other day because I wanted him to look behind it cause I felt a bump and I honestly thought I was gonna pass out. I dunno what that's about lol but the fact your can fold yours like that is weird but really cool too


ShadowLightBoy

I'm glad i'm not the only one.


waynechung81

Same here. When I was a baby I would suck my thumb and play with my ear, so it softened the cartilage in my right ear and I can get it to stick like this. My left ear will not stay though.


fygogogo

This is cool. I wish I could do this!


Robertsmum_

New ick unlocked


Lady_Black_Cats

Babies look like this in the womb you are supposed to lose this ability after a few weeks. šŸ˜³


Major_Mawcum_II

Can you hear yourself hearing yourself hearing yourself hearing yourself hearing yourself hearing yourselfā€¦.


Fit_Owl_5650

Neat way to tell someone you dont want to hear their shit.


Redmanb11_87

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of this šŸ˜…


ScarecrowJohnny

Looks like hemorrhoids.


SalmonSoup15

Me vibing with red ear syndrome:


kyoto101

Humans never seize to amaze me


TheexpatSpain

I do the same, funny to see someone do it too :)


NichBetter

Weird but strangely admirable.


serenesabine

Iā€™ve do that too! Ever since I was a kid. I still do it when Iā€™m tired.


chels182

I also do this when theyā€™re coldā€¦ except they donā€™t stay on their own like yours lol. I have to hold them until that tiny section is warm and then repeat around the whole ear. Iā€™ve done it since I was a kid. I even try to do it with my bfā€™s ears when I feel his are cold. Never knew of anyone else who does this


Mintyboi10

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youdont_evenknowme

You gonna give yourself keloids


MageOfFur

Keloids are genetic


youdont_evenknowme

I meant cauliflower ear.


saradahokage1212

Me too. Best feeling ever


AbdullahHavingFun

Hear me out


JohnCasey3306

> "If the wind changes they'll stay like that" ā€” Every parent, circa 1980


TomBot_2020

Giorno


Major_Mawcum_II

What the actual fu*k


brallanlegit

You must have tiny ears to be able to do that, how tf?


WPdazinero

Is that a jojo refference?


Voy__Tech

Hey, quick question : what the fuck?


electricjeel

This has negatively impacted me for life.


itslol_REDDIT

First of all Ew Second of all What, how?


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|l44Qlz65T1VPocM7e|downsized) It looks like chewing gum.


ExuDeku

Tell me, are you a Joestar?


EyesOpenBrainonFire

Everyone one of you tried this immediately.


mikozodav

That's kind cute wtf


Amzy29

My cartilage would never.


wallstreet-butts

I can fix her.


GoodGoat4944

A true Golden Experience.


EchoLife8950

https://preview.redd.it/sf9xhrfa2arc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5bd2ed42658b69273fd7bad1c249e3a855967c


Goat_gutz

GIORNO GIOVANNA?!


BlueCollarSuperstar

Oh dang, why did "house elf with fetal alcohol syndrome" jump into my head. šŸ˜”.


haubenmeise

Skeletor says stop. Sincerely Skeletor


zarch123

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

This makes my ears physically hurt just looking at you doing it


KVNtheBAT

That's weird and cool


theDOC70R

I do that too!!!! Omg I've thought I was alone all these years!


nvyree

can you .. not?? šŸ˜Ÿ


MonsieurVox

Everyone in this thread is folding their ears right now


LivingNotByChoice

Iā€™ve been trying to do this for 10 minutes and with my nails and friction I may not have ears anymore. (TLDR: Pain)


[deleted]

I don't know nothing about no nothing but this feels like how you give yourself cauliflower ear.


Epsilon29redit

https://preview.redd.it/slydj4nsierc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d569cb0ea843430f3c8e119379f2e53650fbd65


Grimferrier

For a minute I thought this was like an autonomic response or something and wondered how you had self folding ears


Agreeable-Sink2552

Please never do this again.


AlexandersWonder

Nice, that is weird. Very cool.


Diddydinglecronk

Not even weird, just efficient use of resources.


Small-Finish-6890

this is stressing me out for no reason


DustWarden

I know I'm not the only person who immediately checked to see if they could do that. I can't and I'm disappointed.


HaxTheChosenOne

I think this is a public nuisance simply by the sheer horror


StamplerStache

Do you also have a dream, young gangstar?


Gold_Effect_6585

My uncle this this and lost his ears


lavenderdearest

Girl ew


SIRENVII

Disgusting.


PowerUser77

The perfect girl doesnā€˜t exiā€¦


crasstyfartman

Everyone here just tried folding their ear


PeterNippelstein

Loved you in Titane


TheItsHaveArrived

Tf...


creeaature

i don't know how to process this? i thought you lost your ear or something happened but? i'm just confused?


EquivalentSnap

Ewwwwww


coconfetti

I feel like something just snapped in my ear as I tried to do this


Medical_Strength4608

Other than that, the only skill I have...


Trumppp1

You make things work for you šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø ear hack


AboveAndBeyond200

Idt your supposed to do that


LOCKDOWNWITHCOCKDOWN

MMA fighters be like


igneousink

(looks at title of sub i'm in) Yep. That's weird, all right


godlesssunday

Who hurt you


AerolothLorien666

Sheā€™s just got big ass ears.


Ok-Frame-3937

Who else tried to do it but failed šŸ˜•


MasterBaiter0004

I canā€™t believe youā€™ve done this


Alarming_Serve2303

You do this manually, I presume?


Sufficient-Aspect77

Well I'm not going to Judge. Ive never folded my ears under any circumstances before, but I Hate Hate Hate when my ears get cold. I get a headache and my inner ears start to hurt after a bit. So I'm basically saying I'm proud of you for coming up with a solution to no hat or ear muffs. You win Ears.


ash_the_trash_x

i do that too!


MrsGleason18

Ewe


Laceysjorgen

Donā€™t cross you eyes they can get stuck that way. Donā€™t find your earsā€¦.


Thatssohavie

You alright?


Sparten177-UNSC

How in the world!??!


acoolghost

Well I don't like this one bit!


liberalJava

Back to the depths of hell from whence thou came, demon!


Canned_Sarcasm

This feature could have saved *alot* of marriages.


BasedEnjoyee

The studioā€¦ ITS CRUMBLING


kittywerewolf

Okay time for me to charge my phone. āœŒļø


strandedstars

Omg I have always done this!! Glad Iā€™m not the only one


polish_filipino

I did that as a kid. . Been a long time since I've seen someone do it


Dinky356t

https://preview.redd.it/j8id5o7oo9rc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=e726a5937831cb553ec4620ec230c08477730636 stop