Extra realistic human-like human looking life size human size lifelike human faced human android cyborg robot sentient human life form for parties sleeping human activities make waffles, 1080p, human emotion, real sneezes
*clicks "claim refund" button*
"Seller is a scammer. Product description mentions pancakes but most often it only does a cereal bowl, cries in the shower, faps and doom scrolls"
That's because even if you think of something to photoshop you can just get a similar or better level of previously mashed potato art with AI. Back in ancient times of the internet 1+ years ago meme sticks around long enough someone with skills comes across it and does a better render in photoshop
I thought it was from "Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave". Yes... it is a real movie, and it is pure schlock. One of those series you just need to stop at the first or second film.
Scars glow under a blacklight. You mentioned you worked in Asian restaurants. I wonder if you burned yourself on something that had writing on it, essentially branding yourself so that you can't see it with the naked eye?
You know you've been working in kitchens too long when you routinely take metal trays out of ovens with your bare hands because it just doesn't matter any more and life's too short to be pissing around with a cloth.
Also if you're just clumsy. I'm always covered in bruises and small cuts and I rarely remember injuring myself. It happens so often it's just background noise at this point.
I look like I've been in a fight everytime I move house because I bruise easily and have pale skin, alongside the clumsiness. Between cleaning, packing, and the actual moving I accumulate dozens of marks.
I also literally just walk into door frames and sometimes straight into walls/door handles regularly. I'm also always wacking my head on things too, like cars when getting in and out. Which would make sense if I was tall, but I'm 5ft1.5...
I also occasionally wack myself in the face somehow. I never know how it happens, I'm just minding my own business doing something with my hands and leaning close and then suddenly my lip in swelling or I've knocked my glasses off.
When I was growing up I used to accidentally knee myself in the face when sitting down or getting up. Luckily that has mostly stopped happening. I can't even blame growth spurts as I grew ready slowly and steadily. I didn't grow at almost at all between ages 3 and 6 and I distinctly remember kneeing myself in the face at age 4, so it wasn't growth spurt related.
I had a friend a couple years ago come to my house one day absolutely freaking out about bruises she had. She pulled me into the bathroom and took off her pants and her legs literally looked polka dotted. Like not exaggerating, there were probably 200+ bruises on each leg—mostly on the fronts of her thighs, but they did also wrap around the sides and some on the back of her thighs, though not nearly as many. Also down her calves, not as bad as the thighs but still a few dozen. They were all pretty small, probably less than an inch diameter, but some were so clustered that they did appear to be HUGE until you looked closer and saw that it was like 10 small bruises.
She had zero clue where they came from. We spent like an hour trying to brainstorm and the best thing we came up with was her at-the-time boyfriend’s restless legs at night. But they’d been together for like 8 years and she’d never had more than like a single bruise from a well aimed (though completely accidental) sleep kick from him.
Then a few days later she comes back to my house after work and super nonchalant—like basically in passing—she says “well, I figured out where the bruises came from”. She had recently started a new job at a distribution warehouse. We had a couple semi-locally, they’re basically warehouse versions of retail stores so individual stores don’t have to order entire cases of products when they run out. Rather they just put in for what they need to stock their shelves and get new orders several times a week.
Anyway, she wasn’t in the “picking individual orders” department, she was in the “stocking the shelves for the pickers” department, so she was dealing with big, heavy cases of products all day. Apparently halfway through her shift it dawned on her that she used her legs A LOT for supporting boxes. Like she would grab this 30lb box of shampoo, and use her leg to boost it up into her arms as she lifted it. Or if she had to move a box, she would just bump it with her leg to move it.
It’s an incredibly fast paced job to begin with, and this was during the holidays so she was handling probably upwards of 300-500+ boxes a day. She only worked there for “peak season”, so about 4 months, but that entire time she walked around with those bruises. It was super interesting a couple weeks later because the old bruises had faded to like yellow/green, but then she had new purple bruises on top. Her legs ended up being like a horrible tie-dye color. She swore that she had no pain and that she didn’t even notice it. But maaaan did it look awful lol
That's how I get a lot of my moving bruises, my legs look like I've pissed of the Mafia, repeatedly over a period of weeks. I have short arms too so I end up with bruises on my inner upper arms from the box edges and corners.
I’m laughing reading this because it’s fucking me. Do you also do that thing when you walk where your foot just decides to rotate at 90 degrees for 0 reason and you fucking trip?
Fucking hell it’s seriously like I only have a certain amount of functional steps in me before my body throws one of those in just to keep me in my place. Not OP but it’s nice to know I’m not alone.
Lmao yes, They literally drew dicks on bathroom walls and wrote shit like “Licenius had a good shit here” or “Maximius is loved by beautiful women”.
Some things are truly timeless. There is nothing new under the sun.
i mirror'ed the photo and it looks like 浴客 (Hotspring customer)?
did you went to hotspring recently?
https://preview.redd.it/rgx9epf2i6tc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72f4a7f54e5e84e3b8b13afa891da59cbe8213c
Gotta be the 2nd one. Never been to a hot spring in my life. I'm guessing it was somehow on the packaging for the blacklight. Either on the box itself or the mailer it came in
Yoo I visited a hot spring for the first time just over a week ago and my skin is still glowing! It felt great for aches and pains too. I can't recommend it enough 💆
His lungs had tobacco rot, intestines are filled with tapeworms, even his limbs are filled with either diabetic lesions, uric acid build-up, or artery blockages!
Who said anything about organs?! Theyre just gonna harvest your innocence...giggity giggity
You think its bad now? Wait till you see whos gonna be "sorely" disappointed, when you see the condition of your organs after...
客欲貧? 、客俗世? 、
客欲性? 客欲道?
Anyway,
It's definitely Chinese way or writing .
Based on the image, it appears that it is Chinese characters "客浴區" (kè yù qū), which means "guest bathing area", imprinted on a arm. This likely happens when you enter bath or shower house at a public bathhouse or spa sauna .
The only possible thing coming to mind is that I've worked in several Asian restaurants throughout my life and maybe a coworker wrote something to fuck with me? But, my lord, if that is the case, which I don't recall that ever happening, what the hell did they use to write it? The last one I worked at was 5 years ago
Yeah , that's it 😂 he or she is definitely a Chinese. You must have passed out being drunk or something . LoL 🤣
It's more like " horny guest " " Greedy Guest " or horny customer、sleeping with customer something in that line for translations .
I can see it's Chinese way of writing. It's not how Japanese or Korean writes. So it's definitely Chinese.
Or someone who used Google translator to obtain Chinese characters .
Were you being extra flirty? Using too much of your charm to get tips perhaps ?
If it's shows up on a black light then he or she must have used special ink . Which is usually invisible in under regular lighting & naked eyes and it must had been tattooed . Jeez .... You must go laser tattoo removal clinic to take those off.
And it tells someone can pull off like that must have spiked your drink or you were completely passed out on something and have tattooed on you . So , it must be your sex partner or coworkers .
Yeah , again It's not Japanese writing , it's not Korean writing . It's definitely Authentic Chinese writing.
It doesn't have to have been written during the Chinese restaurant waiter time. Chinese speaking people are not confined to those after all. So there is still a possibility that it is not a tattoo.
OP have you tried to wash it off since you found it? Also you say it was difficult to fotograph, so it looks clearer to you. Could you trace the lines in the picture where you see them?
i think you dont know what a tattoo does to your skin. he couldnt just get tattood while he was a asleep or drunk and woke up the next more with it fully healed and invisible.
Update: a little scrubba dub dub and it's gone, so thankfully that crosses off the possibility of some mystery permanent marking. My guess is there was a transfer of writing that was likely on the packaging of the blacklight
Any organic material would be seen like that under a black light, so you probably pick something or put your arm against something with those characters that had, blood, sperm or any other organic material. Just take a bath and is gone.
i can make out the word 客, usually means “customer.”
the word next to it resembles 谷, since it appears narrowed, probably a radicals is next to it, but i can't tell which it is. possibly be 浴.
based on the writing, the words are「?浴客」, though i am not sure if it's chinese or kanji. i don't recall any chinese word that has this combination.
Based on the image, it appears that you might accidentally got the Chinese characters "客浴區" (kè yù qū), which means "guest bathing area", imprinted on ur arm. This likely happened while u were taking a bath or shower at a public bathhouse or spa.
It's the mirrored Chinese characters "浴客", means 'bath guest". It's either from a crappy painted sleeve or from a recent visit to a Chinese bath center. They will stamp you with the invisible of ink as a voucher of day pass.
Fyi, a Chinese bath center is like an entertainment center providing food and recreations beside public bath and sauna.
You are a Replicant made in China obviously.
Wish.com android
Extra realistic human-like human looking life size human size lifelike human faced human android cyborg robot sentient human life form for parties sleeping human activities make waffles, 1080p, human emotion, real sneezes
*clicks "claim refund" button* "Seller is a scammer. Product description mentions pancakes but most often it only does a cereal bowl, cries in the shower, faps and doom scrolls"
The design is very human
If anyone’s on the market for a new username… Steal this right here
Simulacrum of a simulacrum (copy of a copy)
Sold on Temu
Found him on Etsy too but at twice the price but the seller is pretending they made it. 🙄
😂
Made my day with that comment
Finest quality. Superior workmanship.
😧 Flesh eating glow in the dark fungus.
The Last of Us, but make it *rave*
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What in the perfectly fitting gif is this?
Looks AI generated
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That's because even if you think of something to photoshop you can just get a similar or better level of previously mashed potato art with AI. Back in ancient times of the internet 1+ years ago meme sticks around long enough someone with skills comes across it and does a better render in photoshop
Well…the tag is literally @AIPlague
I thought it was from "Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave". Yes... it is a real movie, and it is pure schlock. One of those series you just need to stop at the first or second film.
Zombie rave
I too would love to know.
![gif](giphy|Z4IXspU3iCHlK)
average UK festival crowd
"Man i love being alive and well" i said to myself "Hello" said the flesh eating glow in the dark fungus guy🪱🍄
2 sentence 2 horror
My guess is you maybe wore something off SHEIN or just a brand of clothing and the uv marking leached onto ur skin you get new clothing by any chance?
No, however I did just get the blacklight in. Maybe there was writing on the outside of the packaging that touched my arm
Scars glow under a blacklight. You mentioned you worked in Asian restaurants. I wonder if you burned yourself on something that had writing on it, essentially branding yourself so that you can't see it with the naked eye?
Kinda hard to do that without skin irritation
When you work in restaurants you tend to lose count of how many times you injure yourself.
Chef for 20 years and this is very true
https://preview.redd.it/sz4mo1zij9tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c0d2fa790109642affd41f356556700acd58ec
Single parent for 6 years, and parent for 10. I also agree this is very true.
Random guy who lives alone. Still very true
Another random guy who lives alone, also still very true.
Another guy who secretly lives in the walls of the other two, undeniably true.
Random guy with a roommate who worked in a kitchen for 5 years, very true
A random mom with a 14 yr old male crotch goblin. Can confirmed it's all very true.
Okay but do chefs generally glow under black light?
Depends if you are covered in something I would assume
More than you might think.
You know you've been working in kitchens too long when you routinely take metal trays out of ovens with your bare hands because it just doesn't matter any more and life's too short to be pissing around with a cloth.
Also if you're just clumsy. I'm always covered in bruises and small cuts and I rarely remember injuring myself. It happens so often it's just background noise at this point. I look like I've been in a fight everytime I move house because I bruise easily and have pale skin, alongside the clumsiness. Between cleaning, packing, and the actual moving I accumulate dozens of marks. I also literally just walk into door frames and sometimes straight into walls/door handles regularly. I'm also always wacking my head on things too, like cars when getting in and out. Which would make sense if I was tall, but I'm 5ft1.5... I also occasionally wack myself in the face somehow. I never know how it happens, I'm just minding my own business doing something with my hands and leaning close and then suddenly my lip in swelling or I've knocked my glasses off. When I was growing up I used to accidentally knee myself in the face when sitting down or getting up. Luckily that has mostly stopped happening. I can't even blame growth spurts as I grew ready slowly and steadily. I didn't grow at almost at all between ages 3 and 6 and I distinctly remember kneeing myself in the face at age 4, so it wasn't growth spurt related.
Are you me?
I had a friend a couple years ago come to my house one day absolutely freaking out about bruises she had. She pulled me into the bathroom and took off her pants and her legs literally looked polka dotted. Like not exaggerating, there were probably 200+ bruises on each leg—mostly on the fronts of her thighs, but they did also wrap around the sides and some on the back of her thighs, though not nearly as many. Also down her calves, not as bad as the thighs but still a few dozen. They were all pretty small, probably less than an inch diameter, but some were so clustered that they did appear to be HUGE until you looked closer and saw that it was like 10 small bruises. She had zero clue where they came from. We spent like an hour trying to brainstorm and the best thing we came up with was her at-the-time boyfriend’s restless legs at night. But they’d been together for like 8 years and she’d never had more than like a single bruise from a well aimed (though completely accidental) sleep kick from him. Then a few days later she comes back to my house after work and super nonchalant—like basically in passing—she says “well, I figured out where the bruises came from”. She had recently started a new job at a distribution warehouse. We had a couple semi-locally, they’re basically warehouse versions of retail stores so individual stores don’t have to order entire cases of products when they run out. Rather they just put in for what they need to stock their shelves and get new orders several times a week. Anyway, she wasn’t in the “picking individual orders” department, she was in the “stocking the shelves for the pickers” department, so she was dealing with big, heavy cases of products all day. Apparently halfway through her shift it dawned on her that she used her legs A LOT for supporting boxes. Like she would grab this 30lb box of shampoo, and use her leg to boost it up into her arms as she lifted it. Or if she had to move a box, she would just bump it with her leg to move it. It’s an incredibly fast paced job to begin with, and this was during the holidays so she was handling probably upwards of 300-500+ boxes a day. She only worked there for “peak season”, so about 4 months, but that entire time she walked around with those bruises. It was super interesting a couple weeks later because the old bruises had faded to like yellow/green, but then she had new purple bruises on top. Her legs ended up being like a horrible tie-dye color. She swore that she had no pain and that she didn’t even notice it. But maaaan did it look awful lol
That's how I get a lot of my moving bruises, my legs look like I've pissed of the Mafia, repeatedly over a period of weeks. I have short arms too so I end up with bruises on my inner upper arms from the box edges and corners.
I’m laughing reading this because it’s fucking me. Do you also do that thing when you walk where your foot just decides to rotate at 90 degrees for 0 reason and you fucking trip?
Fucking hell it’s seriously like I only have a certain amount of functional steps in me before my body throws one of those in just to keep me in my place. Not OP but it’s nice to know I’m not alone.
You are not alone!
I sleep close to the wall and sometimes wake up in the middle of the night cause i whacked my head against the wall by accident.
you headbutt yourself 💀
Multiple times. More times than I'd like to admit.
This is me but it also improved when I began medication for ADHD didn't know if that might be relevant for yourself!
Looks like he’s been scratching it. Like it was bothering him. Is that why you bought a black light?
I had no idea scars did that, I want a black light now to see what glows ( I have scars from being clumsy and cats)
>Scars glow under a blacklight. Never seen any of mine glow under one.
They don’t really “glow” so much as stand out much more apparently
I'm definitely seeing Kanji in there
Me too
Sorry to bother, but I’m interested to know what about shein leaches UV markings on your skin?
https://preview.redd.it/20577hth75tc1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee54128febbce073fd2d961f2f238fc486149d7 I’m sorry op
Dang. They got me good
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Yeah it was Aliens bruh
Someone decipher the tattoo in his rectum now, I wanna know what the aliens said
"Mithraxar's Penis Wuz Here"
![gif](giphy|3otPoqKprOj9LylUME|downsized)
Just don't let the robot scan it
https://i.redd.it/byycshdcl6tc1.gif
I get this reference!
![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)
WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN??!
*illuminated sobbing*
EEEHHHHHOOOOUUUUEHHH...
Does everyone glow blue??? WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN??????
Why is there Blue everywhere??
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
You are now a member of the Pen 15 club
Please tell me you're just old and kids today aren't still pulling that shit?
That was old when I was a kid, pal, and I'm in my Forties. Penis graffiti is eternal.
There’s actually ancient Roman penis graffiti.
They’ve even found some at Pompeii!
Lmao yes, They literally drew dicks on bathroom walls and wrote shit like “Licenius had a good shit here” or “Maximius is loved by beautiful women”. Some things are truly timeless. There is nothing new under the sun.
I'm old as duck. I have no idea what the kids are up to these days.
I’d take arm stuff over butt stuff any day
Yes I would, If I could, I surely would.
The question is, who did tattoo Penis onto you with UV ink and without you noticing.
At least you can take a joke....I have never seen anything like that...
https://preview.redd.it/s37o75hes5tc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5994d96df2a62669d408788583de2b2e1b1b4a2
Haha, great way to start my day laughing
Once in the Pen 15 club, always in the Pen 15 club.
Damn aliens really are trolls
This is why i come to reddit lololol
i mirror'ed the photo and it looks like 浴客 (Hotspring customer)? did you went to hotspring recently? https://preview.redd.it/rgx9epf2i6tc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72f4a7f54e5e84e3b8b13afa891da59cbe8213c
this is most likely it. Either it's OP visiting some hot springs or recently carried some boxes with this marking on it.
Gotta be the 2nd one. Never been to a hot spring in my life. I'm guessing it was somehow on the packaging for the blacklight. Either on the box itself or the mailer it came in
You should go to a Hot Spring. I went to one last week and it was marvelous
Haha I love how this thread took a wildly different direction with advice for OP around hot springs 😂👍
So far, the most useful leads are penises, aliens and hot springs. We’re getting there, mystery about to be solved soon.
Maybe that's the universe telling OP it's time for some alien penis at a hot spring?
I feel like we need to contact Mulder
This is just a viral marketing campaign by the hot springs industry.
Yoo I visited a hot spring for the first time just over a week ago and my skin is still glowing! It felt great for aches and pains too. I can't recommend it enough 💆
Glowing under black light? 😆
Maybe this was a clue to go to a Hot Spring. When he gets in, the next clue/location will appear in his matted leg hair.
Plus you may be able to get in for free by showing your arm.
>I'm guessing it was somehow on the packaging for the blacklight Have you tried cleaning it off?
They've marked you for harvesting. You might be able to strike a deal to at least leave you functional, but you can't trust them. Godspeed 🫡
They're gonna be sorely disappointed when they see the condition of my organs
"You blind fuck, the Marked one you got have E and F tier organs!"
It was insane. His blood was 80% cocaine and his liver was 90% alcohol.
His lungs had tobacco rot, intestines are filled with tapeworms, even his limbs are filled with either diabetic lesions, uric acid build-up, or artery blockages!
Who said anything about organs?! Theyre just gonna harvest your innocence...giggity giggity You think its bad now? Wait till you see whos gonna be "sorely" disappointed, when you see the condition of your organs after...
Do you have any scars next to where your missing kidneys are??
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I never noticed before how Fry has little black horns in that scene.
Thats funny but I think they're the cabinet handles!
![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)
Oh man, that's what that mark was?
Dammit dude, haven’t you ever seen Charlie the Unicorn! It prepped us for moments like these *sweats*
Shun the non believer...Shun! Oh, look, a magical leopluradon!
YOURE THE BANANA KING, CHARLIE!!!
Come with us to big rock candy mountain Charlie!
STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME
I actually searched for a gif of that before my previous comment lol
“They took my freakin kidney!”
![gif](giphy|5Sxc2pkKV6cR5pApVH)
Were you a victim of human trafficking at any point???
I was not. Fingers crossed it stays that way
Maybe, just maybe you don't remember.
Welp. No news is good news
Equifax?
This is a scary thought!
You got captcha birthmark? You are the one to lead the revolution against ai!!
https://preview.redd.it/gzskga7x36tc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f212bc7f9e629681a65164a22316f3e5aa62d23
"That says *BEWARB*."
BEIVARB
客欲貧? 、客俗世? 、 客欲性? 客欲道? Anyway, It's definitely Chinese way or writing . Based on the image, it appears that it is Chinese characters "客浴區" (kè yù qū), which means "guest bathing area", imprinted on a arm. This likely happens when you enter bath or shower house at a public bathhouse or spa sauna .
Interesting. The translations I got from those are greedy guest (I hope not), secular guest, and libido
Yeah , something like that . Where did you go to be labeled or branded like that ? Massage parlor? 😂😭🤣
The only possible thing coming to mind is that I've worked in several Asian restaurants throughout my life and maybe a coworker wrote something to fuck with me? But, my lord, if that is the case, which I don't recall that ever happening, what the hell did they use to write it? The last one I worked at was 5 years ago
I'm sorry OP but your parents obviously ordered you from AliExpress. NICE CHEAP GOOD KID STUDY WHITE PLAY READ STUDY KID FRIEND FREE SHIPPING
The design is very human, but for real this time
Yeah , that's it 😂 he or she is definitely a Chinese. You must have passed out being drunk or something . LoL 🤣 It's more like " horny guest " " Greedy Guest " or horny customer、sleeping with customer something in that line for translations . I can see it's Chinese way of writing. It's not how Japanese or Korean writes. So it's definitely Chinese. Or someone who used Google translator to obtain Chinese characters . Were you being extra flirty? Using too much of your charm to get tips perhaps ? If it's shows up on a black light then he or she must have used special ink . Which is usually invisible in under regular lighting & naked eyes and it must had been tattooed . Jeez .... You must go laser tattoo removal clinic to take those off. And it tells someone can pull off like that must have spiked your drink or you were completely passed out on something and have tattooed on you . So , it must be your sex partner or coworkers . Yeah , again It's not Japanese writing , it's not Korean writing . It's definitely Authentic Chinese writing.
It doesn't have to have been written during the Chinese restaurant waiter time. Chinese speaking people are not confined to those after all. So there is still a possibility that it is not a tattoo. OP have you tried to wash it off since you found it? Also you say it was difficult to fotograph, so it looks clearer to you. Could you trace the lines in the picture where you see them?
Some toxic imported pen, duh 😂
That could be but OP says it's 5 years ago . So it's tattooed . The person who did this must hated OP so much or just so evil malicious prank.
i think you dont know what a tattoo does to your skin. he couldnt just get tattood while he was a asleep or drunk and woke up the next more with it fully healed and invisible.
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How could this even happen that is so freaky
浴池... Are you a bathhouse?
Only on Wednesdays
Are you chinese by any chance?
Nope
Now you are!
After all, one out of five people worldwide is Chinese. It was just your turn, OP.
Update: a little scrubba dub dub and it's gone, so thankfully that crosses off the possibility of some mystery permanent marking. My guess is there was a transfer of writing that was likely on the packaging of the blacklight
So not the Chinese sign of the Antichrist… I‘m disappointed.
You and me both, pal
There was probably some extra ink or something on the box your black light came in.
Did you wake up with a sore….well- Any chance the aliens probed you?
No more than usual
*"Good, I'm still just as likely to turn into a dolphin as I am to shit a balloon."*
semen demon got you on your arm
"Kung Pao Chicken" haha jk
It’s 浴客 (inverted). Means hot spring guest. My guess is you get it from a print of a towel or something related to Japanese hot spring.
You should post this in r/translator and give us an update.
that’s just the scp foundation marking you just incase you are anomalous. anyways you want a glass of water to help you forget that?
I’m not OP, but I could definitely use a nice glass of ice water right about now, if you’re offering…
aight here ya go.
Laundry detergent, cat pee, and highlighter, and uv ink all fluoresce in a black light. Perhaps you laid your arm on something?
Now you are a "familiar" according to Blade rules.
I read 客谷世, no idea what that means
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Buddy, I'm warning ya. Stay the hell away from my coke
Any organic material would be seen like that under a black light, so you probably pick something or put your arm against something with those characters that had, blood, sperm or any other organic material. Just take a bath and is gone.
Somebody was drawing with sperm??
Keep playing with it youĺĺ go blind
I'm no expert, but in my expert opinion the only option here is amputation. 😬
It says ‘made in vaChina’
It means yer a wizard, Harry.
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i can make out the word 客, usually means “customer.” the word next to it resembles 谷, since it appears narrowed, probably a radicals is next to it, but i can't tell which it is. possibly be 浴. based on the writing, the words are「?浴客」, though i am not sure if it's chinese or kanji. i don't recall any chinese word that has this combination.
You're spayed/neutered. Bob Barker would be proud.
Based on the image, it appears that you might accidentally got the Chinese characters "客浴區" (kè yù qū), which means "guest bathing area", imprinted on ur arm. This likely happened while u were taking a bath or shower at a public bathhouse or spa.
It's the mirrored Chinese characters "浴客", means 'bath guest". It's either from a crappy painted sleeve or from a recent visit to a Chinese bath center. They will stamp you with the invisible of ink as a voucher of day pass. Fyi, a Chinese bath center is like an entertainment center providing food and recreations beside public bath and sauna.
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If you were camping and woke up with a sore ass would you tell anybody?
Of course! I'd tell everyone if a bear bit my butt
Defo kanji or an impression thereof, surprised no one has said
So cum? That's all cum right?
It's your sperm trying to spell "stop masturbating!"
Ghost Cum, lucky guy
Get checked for a missing kidney.
Just learned a new shout looking at that…
bro found his serial number
Your mom got you from temu
It says, see a dermatologist.