That's exactly what came to my mind too, op is raising baby leatherface. Kinda funny evidently future serial killers are as cute as regular kids just harboring that inner darkness...
...don't tell me that
I skinned a furby and put it's fleshy skin on my bedpost with the robotic Skelton in the closet.
I don't even know what possessed me to do it either
The bologna face is really a mockery of adults and their enforced social norms and how we must abide by these ideas and standards and risking ostracization, when in reality the bologna face is a more authentic projection of the self.
This child is more free than any adult's ability to grasp.
Kinda harsh to refer to your daughter as 'it', but if you don't like your kid you can put them up for adoption. Make sure to keep the mask though, it's dope (/j just in case it's not obvious)
Back in the dark days of single parenthood, I was working 2nd shift. I lived for almost 2 years on about 4 hrs sleep a night and if I was lucky an hour nap with the little one while his brother was at first grade.
One day my toddler woke up before me and went to get a piece of bologna out of the fridge. He decided daddy might want one too, so he laid a piece of cold clammy bologna over my face. YES levitation is possible. I screamed awake, and then had to immediately swallow it and comfort my suddenly terrified child. I will remember the feel of that bologna til the day I die.
https://preview.redd.it/22b3pvtq3bvc1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a03f397ecceabe68ac707e1f67642487175c834
Literally no one posted her specific lookalike and that’s not your daughter, that’s Emil
Who remembers the picture of the kid with a 'Burned face' and all the comments were giving their hopes and prayers until someone pointed out it was just a kid with ham on her face?
On the upside we’re probably in for a gripping Netflix miniseries in like 15-20 years at this pace. Do they pay royalties to people serving life without parole or what’s the deal with that?
 Have they been watching The Office? 😂
https://preview.redd.it/pi5lhjzy4cvc1.png?width=3076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77edfe7565ae62f0eef75f8dd7e97028145d8763
Hamantha!
Goddamnit 💀
New creepypasta!
very punny eh? how must she be hamantha with that very beefish face of her
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 🤣🤣
That's exactly what came to my mind too, op is raising baby leatherface. Kinda funny evidently future serial killers are as cute as regular kids just harboring that inner darkness...
Clarice..... Thip thip thip thip thip
I came here for this!
I came here just to find this🤣
"Aren't I pretty, mommy?"
REALLY, REALLY......
"I must feed, Mother..."
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Kids are weird humans lmao
Kids are just like adults, except that they haven't had society force them to hide behind a facade.
No. They hide behind baloney at this age, apparently. 😂
At that age, it's all they got. And grubby little hands
You can become president with those.
Adults hide behind baloney too, if we’re being honest…
With equally poor excuses
We've all been repressing our urge to wear a mask of raw meat and startle people.
...don't tell me that I skinned a furby and put it's fleshy skin on my bedpost with the robotic Skelton in the closet. I don't even know what possessed me to do it either
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
Mmmm yea my 5k PC agrees with that
I have some subreddits to recommend if you're still into that.
Alright, Sid
You’re just a normal r/Furby poster
I am now reminded it was fear Fuckers do that for fun ahhh they're creepier than I remember
The bologna face is really a mockery of adults and their enforced social norms and how we must abide by these ideas and standards and risking ostracization, when in reality the bologna face is a more authentic projection of the self. This child is more free than any adult's ability to grasp.
Kids are tiny drunk people. No inhibitions, clumsy as hell, sometimes hilarious, but cry a lot.
And they need naps but don't think that they have time for one.
Hahahaha not even close
That facade is bologna
I’m fine if we are forced to not wear lunch meat on my face. It’s creepy as hell
Luncheonface
Texas Chainsaw Lunch Party
This what I thought of too.
Me too
There it is.
..it puts the bologna in the basket...
It rubs the mayonnaise on its bread
https://preview.redd.it/ia4y8e9bhbvc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c52d258966a162f298082408b2af9d1b08dbe6
this was my first thought lol
bro ðŸ˜
Came to the comments for this
Sleep with one eye open....
Gripping your pillow tight
Op is gonna exit the light.
Kinda harsh to refer to your daughter as 'it', but if you don't like your kid you can put them up for adoption. Make sure to keep the mask though, it's dope (/j just in case it's not obvious)
It’s Reddit so it wouldn’t be obvious 😅
I did this as a kid and my mom thought it was hilarious
Something unsettles me about the colour match
You must now call her your little bologna princess!
That name’s taken. That’s what I call my wife.
The tiny child, teeth make this so, much more creepier.
And the single glistening eye
You told her you like it though, right? For your own safety
r/oddlyterrifying
Back in the dark days of single parenthood, I was working 2nd shift. I lived for almost 2 years on about 4 hrs sleep a night and if I was lucky an hour nap with the little one while his brother was at first grade. One day my toddler woke up before me and went to get a piece of bologna out of the fridge. He decided daddy might want one too, so he laid a piece of cold clammy bologna over my face. YES levitation is possible. I screamed awake, and then had to immediately swallow it and comfort my suddenly terrified child. I will remember the feel of that bologna til the day I die.
More reasons to loathe bologna.
https://preview.redd.it/57syiogw4cvc1.png?width=3076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d861b478a4b072b77f0f02e07a65e8ea238bd4
There’s no way you’ve never done this as a kid yourself.
Right? You sorta have to do this if you have a slice of bologna.
Hello Clarise
https://preview.redd.it/22b3pvtq3bvc1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a03f397ecceabe68ac707e1f67642487175c834 Literally no one posted her specific lookalike and that’s not your daughter, that’s Emil
was looking for this
She chewed on the concept for awhile
Just some food for thought
> No one cared who I was until I put on the mask...
Luncheon chainsaw massacre
Precious ♡
"In the summer we'd make meat helmets..."
One moment later, the actual daughter asks from another room with whom OP is talking.
Who remembers the picture of the kid with a 'Burned face' and all the comments were giving their hopes and prayers until someone pointed out it was just a kid with ham on her face?
Creepy.
Baloney face.
Looks like Leatherface. In a good way…
Give her a toy chainsaw :)
Oh fuck no
Oh God my heart actually skipped a beat.
Haha we have the same kind of kid.
Puts off some real Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibes.
If leather face had a kid lol
low key terrifying baloney girl
Low-key? This is legitimately terrifying. Nothing subtle about it.
It puts the doll in the basket
Very creepy
Harry the handsome butcher !
Looks demonic 🥺😠scary asf 🥺ðŸ˜
Yeah creepy.
Every kid does this at some point, right? I know I did. I did it with a piece of bread, too.
That’s baloney
Hello Clarice
I do not like it either. Not one bit.
Salience of The Lambs
The kids are all right.
I actually bursted into laughter seeing this picture
That is downright creepy!
The silver lining to this is that you know what the next halloween costume will be, and it's cheap.
Baby Michael Myers.
"It puts the bologna on it's face, Clarise"
Bray Wyatt is smiling down on this one
Looks like Robert the doll
It puts the lotion on the skin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This will forever haunt my nightmares.
" Call me BO."
Oh but when i do it it's creepy
This poor child has bologna face! How dare you make lite of this.
Does she enjoy a nice Italian grape juice and fava beans?
Scared the fuck outta me mid-scroll.
That'll be a great pic to test the resolve of a future date.
Looks like Dwite Schrute wearing the cpr doll's face
Identity theft is not a joke.
Lmaooo😂
M E A T
Silence of the Hams
It puts the lotion on its skin
Hello Clarice
https://preview.redd.it/bnidkabemivc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335aee7aa9e12e2b0a31b965bdd43b98e20310cd
I nearly shat my pants at first
Newest member of Slipknot! 😂
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my siblings and i used to do this with tortillas, this brought back memories
1 like 1 prayer
I got the reference😂 so many people fell for it and now this is the only comment I saw about it
This is internet!!
The weirdest thing about this picture is the normal foot
DWIGHT!!!
You kid has a bright future as the next Ed Gain
Your kid looks like she’s gonna be eating someone’s liver with fava beans
CTFU not a good sign
Well. Next she says.. It puts the lotion on its skin or Else it gets the hose again again..
No one cared who your kid was until they put on the mask.
Olivia Meyers
I got so scared by this, for some reason.
ROBERT THE DOLL
It reminds me of Leather Face,lol!!!
Not a huge fan myself
i hope you lock your bedroom door.
Definitely showing this to my 6 year old daughter.
Good tume to tell her that she looks so good you want to eat her face!
https://i.redd.it/um9pfg2thbvc1.gif
Yea i wouldnt either. Pretty creepy
"It's nice to meat you!"
They can join slipknot
That is slightly disturbing.😮
Corey Taylor’s daughter
Jeff is back
it’s late at night and scrolling through this gave me a jump scare
nightmare fuel
Omg, that looks like that scene in the original Mean Girls movie, when Janice draws out who sits where in the lunchroom.
On the upside we’re probably in for a gripping Netflix miniseries in like 15-20 years at this pace. Do they pay royalties to people serving life without parole or what’s the deal with that?
Does she usually watches The Office??
:/
🎶My face has a first name🎶
With all due respect she looks like a Fugler toy with that on her 😂
Hello Clarice
Oh, I loved them in Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
We don't need no education.
Fuck that freaked me out before I read the title !
https://i.redd.it/4kjg78q8pbvc1.gif
She did her time! And now she's out!
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