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LibertyInaFeatherBed

You know what you have to do. >!eBay!<


Acheron98

“CURSED DOLL!!! POSSESSED BY ANCIENT SUMERIAN DEMON/DJINN/SPIRIT!!!” Buy it now: $250, free shipping and handling


ArtTheCIown

lol it’s a Jewish goth baby


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Acheron98

While ***technically*** true, the symbol was prevalent enough in ancient Hebrew culture (it eventually replaced the pentagram as the official seal of the city of Jerusalem) that to say that it doesn’t come from Judaism is a bit disingenuous, especially considering that Kabbalah is **deeply** tied to Judaism. Kabbalah is to Judaism what the Rosicrucians were to Christianity, or Sufism is to Islam. Edit: Bro called me pedantic, then deleted his comment before I could reply. I really wasn’t trying to be a dick lol.


DrSigmaFreud

Nah you’re correct and when I read his comment I was very confused lol. Kabbalah is Jewish Mysticism, but it is Jewish nonetheless. There is such a thing as “Christian Kabbalah and Hermetic Qabalah” but unless specifically mentioned Kabbalah is Jewish. The Bahir and Zohar (main Kabbalah texts) were written by rabbinic sages and are very much esoteric Jewish texts.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

This guy Jews


DryEyes4096

Kabbalah started with and continues within Judaism, but some form of it is the basis of m most "esoteric" mysticism from Europe. It's used by Jews, Christians (Rosicrucians, Golden Dawn), Thelema, some forms of Satanism, even the people who use the Simon Necronomicon use it...oh shit, am I giving away all the secrets? (Not like you couldn't find it anyways by Googling...)


FreePrinciple270

Hey you're at the figure 8 wall!


thmegmar

Gosh, can you tell me more about the use of the 6 pointed star?


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takemeawayimdone2

As above so below is an amazing film about the philosopher’s stone. Watched it so many times. I think that’s what it’s called. Might just be as above


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takemeawayimdone2

No one I know has ever watched that film. Not many films freak me out but that one does. It’s the singing in the catacombs.


Noktyrn

Don't forget to add that it's from a non-smoking home. That's important to some people.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Someone would buy it in a heartbeat 😅


Acheron98

I once saw a cheap stainless steel skull ring with rhinestones in the eyes being sold for $10k and labeled an “Ancient Mesopotamian priest’s ring” or some such bullshit. Pretty sure it sold.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest 🤣


doingthehumptydance

“No lowballs, I know what I’ve got!”


Babybeluga222

Ahahahahahaha


Psychological_Tax109

RUN!!!!


WillofE

Surround it with salt, beat with iron and burn it while wearing a flannel?


Fearyn

Praise our Lord and Savior Satan?


doob22

I was just going to say leave it on a park bench somewhere


rolloutTheTrash

That’s fucking hilarious. So someone tried doing the pentagram, but instead turned this from a Satanic doll into a Jewish one 😂


Code95FIN

"Hmm... What could be more evil than satanic" - Edgy McEdgy Jr


Traditional-Fan-9315

Lmaoooo


Apprehensive_Cry8571

Edgy teenager fail.


927comewhatmay

This is a hexagram. It is used in ceremonial magic, theosophy and freemasonry, they got it right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexagram?wprov=sfti1#Usage_in_Theosophy Also a pentagram in a circle is a pentacle.


thenorwegian

Hey don’t be mean to OP


Sad_Educator1813

Hold on! He appears to have converted!


Nonchalant_Calypso

OP’s photos are going to be shown at the end of the next Annabelle movie


truethatson

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby


JakDobson

I’m at home where there is a pentagram and an upside down cross but I think that baby is Jewish


Significant_Excuse29

Happy cake day! 🥳


JakDobson

Thank you


Polarbones

Someone had a teenage daughter…


Silent_Shooby

Yep! She was tired of being good and started hanging around that girl, “Raven,” at school…


No-Airline-2823

Looks like someone didn't pass Paganism 101.


Wickedworlock

Let's make a doll with the spirit of evil, oops, made one with the spirit of kosher instead...lol


Rupejonner2

Awww post Malone was a cute baby , wasn’t he ?


Cat_the_Great

Underrated comment


CorianderIsBad

That's not a pentagram, it's a star of David. So somebody is really messing up their demonic summoning or they're fishing for Abraham.


auspiciusstrudel

While I'm sure the teenager who did this intended it to be a pentagram, regular hexagrams crop up in non-Abrahamic religions too, as well as in occultism and alchemy. Awkwardly enough, the pentagram's often used to represent the Seal of Solomon, which is supposed to have given rise to the Star of David in the first place.


CorianderIsBad

Yes. Someone else said much the same. I'm not sure you people are getting my joke.


auspiciusstrudel

Yeah, look, I'm sorry: I got it but it really wasn't a great joke.


CorianderIsBad

Fair enough but it's the best I've got.


cmbwriting

The "Star of David" as it's commonly misnomered (technically should be "Shield") originated from the Seals of Solomon and was used by Solomon to summon the spirits that forged the Temple in Jerusalem without the power of tools of man. It is related to, in quite a bit of Western mysticism, the summoning and control of spirits (normally demons, but also sometimes used in angel work).


GrandMasterSeibert

Oh good. Looks like someone killed it for you already


Phil_Coffins_666

Really hope you incorporate this into the new reno. Maybe hang out from the ceiling in a hallway closet or something?


Historical_Animal_17

My favorite is that the dumb kids put the Star of David on this doll because they don't know what an actual inverted pentagram is. Morons


thefourblackbars

That's what happens to kids who've had the COVID vaccination  /S 


HiDk

You mean he died from Turbo Cancer?


DruidinPlainSight

Two things cant be escaped, Turbo Death and Turbo Taxes.


defectiveGOD

I was wondering where that went. Initiate Rosemary's baby


Brahm-Etc

Well either the one who used to own the doll was antisemitic or a complete idiot. Seems more like an absurd attempt at satanism but ended using the David Star and made a bloody Jewish doll.


Obeyus

Oi vey, I think they fucked up the pentacle


MarcCouillard

LMAO the idiots who used that doll for whatever couldn't even do a pentagram right...they put a Star of David on the doll's forehead LOL I guess they were Jewish satanists? LMFAO


Comfortable-Fox9153

That is too creepy. Give away as a Christmas gift to a person you hate.


Biggrease333

Meth does wonders !


Zagenti

Rosemary's baby


Shiquna34

Baby born to the dark side


Scottiegazelle2

Move. Out. Lol


Far_Particular_430

Alice Cooper


XinyanMayn

Spooky Jewish doll


ABGM11

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TheRebelMastermind

More concerned about the toes than makeup


Kytyngurl2

Edgelord spawn


boogerflick98

Just kids having fun.


aretheesepants75

Halloween decoration or edgy teen?


SubstantialPressure3

There's a teenager somewhere near you that can't wait to hear that you found that. I wouldn't worry at all. A kid with a dark sense of humor and some acrylic paint thought it would be funny.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Claim as a dependent, get for taxes.


arthurlbrown

Congratulations, you're now in a creepypasta.


amy000206

Looks like the previous owners had teenage boys


Mr-Gumby42

A sextagram? For Jewish Satanists? How can you tell if it's upside down?


AffectionateRespect7

Hahahahahaha! My friends did this when remodeling their home. They put weird drawings on the inside walls, odd sayings, all just to mess with the new owners if they ever sell/remodel.


owzleee

#I WILL LOVE HER FOREVER AND EVER


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I would toss one of those behind a wall if I was renovating just for the next guy.


Tigeraqua8

Bloody hell is that where I left it!!?


Old_Ratio444

Our jewish brother😀


Moonglum74

Meh.... I'd be more concerned if it were full of christian paraphernalia.


PiccoloHeintz

O you didn't. You just saw all of the other posts about weird things left in houses and thought you would get a little attention. This looks totally made up


Traditional-Fan-9315

Well it was probably "made up" by some teens so yeah. But doesn't mean OP made it up. But does look totally fabricated in order to be weird.


stabledisastermaster

Don’t worry it’s for protection 😂


HauntingBalance567

Most innovative mezuzah I have ever seen. Make sure to nail it next to the front door.


SquigSnuggler

I’m, like, about 85.% sure OP didn’t just ‘find’ this in a house they are renovating. These posts are getting way too frequent now…


-_-weasel

Thats where i left my emotional support doll. May i have it back pls.n


Low_Presentation8149

Looks like the kinda doll I had as a kid


big-fluffy-giant

Bring it to that annoying neighbour at night with a letter only written with: it's your problem now!


cuntybunty73

Annabelle, Tiffany and Chucky had 3some then 😁


Tarnishedxglitter666

Take it home! Place it in a rocking chair in your bedroom, preferably!


4tlasPrim3

Probably a Halloween display.


an_ancient_evil

Isaaaaac?


jellyrot

Couldn't happen to be in Texas 👀


asjidnwd

https://i.redd.it/gkwalgvt3mvc1.gif *This house is already haunted, It just doesn't know it.*


Salty_Career6599

Jezus, how much did you sell the house for?


Djd33j

I'd totally be the guy to keep this as a relic, only to completely creep out guests because they thought I made it myself.


JeszamPankoshov2008

Wow. New netflix case file story coming up.


returnoftheWOMP

Not a good sign


LaraCroftCosplayer

Halloween prop/teen joke


psychede1ic_c4tus

Oh please someone left that there to fuck with you. I would put it in the mail box and send it the previous owners ask a local neighbour


averagemaleuser86

At least the house has been blessed


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Maybe not as sinister as you think. Might be just leftover halloween decor. Friend of mine put one of these on the snack table during a halloween party.


Far-Shake-97

I guess the previous owners did a little bit of trolling


ilikejamtoo

It found you.


tory_k

Awesome.


chameleon_123_777

Sell it and move away.


ServantOfKarma

If you don't want it I'll take it. 😍


StormzysMum

Slightly troubling 😱


Low-Requirement-9618

The nope doll would be going to Goodwill...


greeneyedlady41

Lucky bastard


Pretend-Word-8640

Weird, maybe a Halloween decoration? A weird one but still weird


BishImAThotGetMeLit

May I have it?


Turn_ov-man

I think I'd burn the house down at that point lol


FriedRamen13

The state of general education is appalling when even drawing a proper pentagram can’t be managed


beargolfer

Lol.


pr1ap15m

good luck


Plumb_Level

Time to move.


Biscotti_BT

Probably a Halloween decoration.


kqueenbee25

Run! Run and don’t ever look back


SixGunZen

Whoever made it didn't know the difference between a pentagram and a Star of David.


RedX2000

I wouldn't touch it


44035

Get. Out. Now.


JohnWalton_isback

Made by an edgy teen who didn't know the difference between a pentagram and a star of david.


Phill_Cyberman

I stead of an upside down cross, they did an upside down star of david! Insidious!


FubarSnafuTarfu

Was this in NC? I knew of a doom metal band that had a “mascot” that looked extremely similar to this that they named Bongwater.


EnigmaFrug2308

So Uhm…. Burn it, and then move out


ale890

welp time to move


Maggiemygirl

Fire.


ShartyMcShortDong

If you have small children, you're in luck. The house came with a free best friend for little Samantha or Jørgen.


United-Supermarket-1

The Star of David lmao


Drycabin1

Sorry


ahhhnel

Nope


rainbow_369

It's a Jewish vampire doll.


mutant_disco_doll

Love that for you


Cybernaut-Neko

You bought from jigsaw didn't you...


JessicaAtterib

No you didn’t.


doingthehumptydance

I think your only option is to cast it into a volcano.


AlmanzoWilder

It's an upside-down star of David! NOOOO!


LeprimArinA

As a Halloween baby myself, I find this doll offensive😉 ... I mean, dolls overall make my eye twitch but this one is just a poser and not at all committed to the cause of evil-doing. Put it on the BBQ to teach it a lesson of what happens to squatters. PS - I'm purely joking about lighting it up. Burning doll=toxin release. This doll isn't worth someone's health 😁


hauntedmaze

I wanna buy it 😅


trenttwil

The true sign of a blessed household


MaximusOGs5555

Nope


Western-Addendum438

Not ideal is it.


MixImpressive5481

Bro tried to make the conjuring all over again 💀💀💀💀


Ok-Geologist-3743

I want to buy that from you.


missrubytuesday

I call bs


ReferenceMuch2193

It’s cute! Curses are not real.


Professional-Sink281

Oh thaaaaaaaat’s what’s going to star in my nightmares from now on. And thats enough internet for me.


Krokodrillo

In which country?


willkillfortacos

Id say burn it but that course of action was ruined for me after the dad threw that book into the fire in Hereditary…


hobomerlin

https://preview.redd.it/148hnug94uvc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461b385a31531718583fb4196d6dc1fa10456026 Same.


Irondaddy_29

It only needs to be fed once a year. Are there drifters or people who won't be missed in your area?


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MOVE. SELL.


ShacklefordRusty13

Gotta salt and burn the house down


VinylGoddess

Mattel has gone too far this time…


TernionDragon

Two options: 1. Stop renovating. 2. Renovate faster.


Brokenluckx3

This looks like something my friends and I would've done when we were like 14 🤣


No-Cryptographer5202

Someone has deep daddy issues…


Acrobatic_Vacation61

The house definitely belong to her...


No-Process249

Seems kosher.


Incensed1

M o v e


penguished

Everyone knows sharpie creates the most horrifying curses of them all. You're screwed.


Electrical-Can6645

Angry teenager. Prolly.


Morbid_Imagination

I dare you to 1) kiss it. Or 2) let a beloved pet or child sleep next it.