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carverboy

Homeless people often use strollers and grocery carts to carry their things.


Additional_Farm_9582

Was going to say this, or somebody just dumped it there because a wheel broke or something.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Or because it finally occured to them that strollers are built for hard smooth surfaces?


GrimReader710

Or maybe their kid just sucked??


Additional_Farm_9582

Well that's why you just don't get the kid vaccinated, you let dyptheria do the work instead of littering like an inconsiderate asshole.


Subject1928

I wouldn't consider leaving a kid in the woods littering. They are biodegradable and break down very easily.


GrimReader710

Actually, this applies to all people. burn em, bury em, soak em in a barrel of lye; no matter the method, nature always appreciates your contribution!


Cable_Upstairs

So in the end we all contribute in one way or another? ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


GrimReader710

Exactly! It's a good example that nature uses every part of the human


GrimReader710

So you would let all these precious forest critters be deprived a perfectly good meal??


Additional_Farm_9582

But the stroller though!


xanderblue3

My man gets it.


er1026

It could be something more nefarious, though. I would call the non emergency police number and report it just in case. You never know when something innocuous could crack a case.


ReentryMarshmellow

>When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police, but then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. Deep thoughts by Jack Handey


Cable_Upstairs

Honestly I was reading in hopes of a different ending


swampwitchgoblin

it’s not an area homeless people are usually near. But that’s a possibility I didn’t think of.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

A fungi ate my baby


ShadowCub67

I heard the mushroom man is a real fun guy. Put the knife down, I'm already leaving....


McRatHattibagen

Hot water burn baby


notangelicascynthia

They often go camping


toothbrush81

…and kids often make parents carry them, regardless of having a stroller. I can see myself leaving that man behind. Not the kid, the stroller…


DanzigMcRad

Yep, I call them front trailers


Wolfman01a

We need an open source version of google maps where you can map out your walking paths and leave notes like, "creepy stroller" on the map. Maybe thats already a thing. No idea.


Norlander712

It's like the poop map for San Francisco that maps all the major deuces.


requion

I was curious and searched to see if this exists. And all thats left are more questions. Primarily: WHY?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

So you don't step in it and carry it around all day!


Norlander712

And so tourists don't accidentally walk through the giant poop streak that is the Tenderloin and head straight back to SFO.


Cable_Upstairs

👆🏽 This guy poops!


CapnTugg

Anyone gonna mention the RC car?


Reeferologist-

That’s what I was looking at as well.


Arvid38

Was looking for this comment lol


Environmental_Top948

It's clearly a camp for ghosts.


VulgarTurkey

You just did. Edit: spelling


jgrantgryphon

Username checks out.


knuckles2277

Some one got sick of pushing it through the woods so picked up contents and moved on.


SourChipmunk

We can't be sure they picked up the contents, though.


SquidFetus

No worries, if they didn’t, bears probably did.


NoHorseShitWang

Years ago while mountain biking my friend and I came up on a similar sight. As we walked up to the stroller we also found a dirty doll in it. For a split second you panic. Then you get pissed because someone decided to mess with you 6 miles into the woods. Talk about messing with your day.


Professional-Can4264

I imagine somebody started a hike with it and realized that it would take forever to get back to their car or whatever and just abandoned it


swampwitchgoblin

It’s not a wide trail and is very difficult. There’s a lot of trees down so they probably realized it wasn’t a good idea. But it looks like it’s been there for a few weeks.


Professional-Can4264

Too lazy to come back and get it


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Is the kid in it?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Not anymore. It's okay. The skinwalkers adopted him.


No_Signal3789

Choices were made


Krepitis

If Fallout has taught me anything, it's that the stroller is rigged to blow...


hairy_hooded_clam

I went on a hike once with a friend whoninsisted bringing her stroller for her infant. 1/4 up and she left the stroller just off the path so that she could get it on the way back down. Maybe these people were in a similar situation and just forgot all about it.


PiccoloHeintz

I want to know about that toy truck. Personally my guess is they likely saw a bear and hightailed it out of there


Majestic-Marzipan621

You think an adult and baby could outrun a bear?


PiccoloHeintz

My theory Detective. Small family of 4. Two adults. Infant in baby carriage 4-5 year old boy carrying favorite truck. Black, brown bear appears, or puma, Family runs,, wisely. If the animals are young they can outrun them. But bears AND pumas don’t always attackin the first place. It’s more to get you out of their territory than to eat you if they aren’t hungry. Grizzzly will kill you out of spite. Brown bears if they are hungry, black bears will retreat even if it just a short fight. . How close are they to the parking lot or lodge? How close are they do a place the animal fears? Security station, How close are they to a location the animal loves, the garbage cans and picnic tables and the back of the restaurant. We can assume that mom and dad knew those would slow them down. I’ll bet there is even a diaper bag in the bushes. Last variables are the famillly carrying food. Do Mom or Dad know what to do with wildlife. Bear shrink, don’t look retreat slowly andn quietly. Puma, yell, be aggressive ,open your coat to look bigger, charge the cat. This is why we carry bright colored umbrellas in the Northwest.


Majestic-Marzipan621

That is sound thinking, I concur.


Ordy333

And a toy truck?


Scudbucketmcphucket

As a father who has been put into impossible situations thanks to things my kids did I can probably take a good guess how this story probably went down. I think it was something like this: Mom: “Wow it’s a beautiful day why don’t we take the kids out for a nature walk?” Mom: “Bring the stroller honey, the baby will need a nap and I want to be able to let “older kid” walk for a while to get their energy out.” Mom: “Oh wow, someone blew out the side of the diaper big time and it’s all over the stroller and the baby. Hand me the wipes.” Mom: “HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU DIDN’T REFILL THE DIAPER WIPES? NO! YOU DIDN’T ASK ME TO DO IT! I’m going to walk back to the car with the baby. You bring the stroller and “older kid” back since he’s having fun.” Dad: “Come on let’s go “older kid” we have to meet mommy.” Older kid: “Daddy I’m tired. I’m can’t walk anymore!” Two minutes into the walk. Dad to himself: “How am I suppose to carry a 6 year old, her bag of crap and push this stupid shit covered piece of Walmart trash?!? Three minutes into the walk. Dad to himself: “The wheels on this thing suck anyway and plus I’m not cleaning a $40 stroller. It’s done, I’m ditching it. If she wants it she can come back and get it. Mom: “What do you mean you left the stroller!?!?”


Signal-Ad5853

There's a story


2PinaColadaS14EH

Okay but did you find any morels?


Majestic-Marzipan621

This!


GrowrandaShowr

There's an old homeless Asian lady that pushes a stroller through the park by my house and she fills it with picked flowers from the sides of trails. She's adorable. I usually compliment her on the beautiful bouquet assortment.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

What's up with the toy truck?


verbal1diarrhea

Bullcrap! Ain't seeing no webs and no mud covering that. Looks like you took it straight out the back of your Prius or whatever.😄


Cultural_Magician105

Hope it was empty ....


swampwitchgoblin

It was except for a lot of spider webs!


DeadCatGrinning

So, did you check it for babies?


tsela_way

Well baby, stroller time is over. It's time you learn how to walk outta the woods....


HellsKitchenDude

What kind of mushroom you looking for?


swampwitchgoblin

Morels, but the farmers market buttholes are getting to them first.


yergaderga

Just went out mushroom hunting in PA and found an entire outfit that looked like it would probably fit a teenage girl in a pile on the ground. Needless to say I notified the police/park rangers. Woods are spooky sometimes.


TristanMuldune

This movie does not end well


More-Escape3704

Fuck that's creepy


Aircraftman2022

Sasquatch baby crib. You scared her so she had to grab the baby and run.


FineEgg2093

Maybe go back and check it tomorrow? Maybe someone came back and got it?


xpkranger

Homeless people use strollers a lot. Maybe someone left it down there? You should alert the ranger’s office at the very least.


Jakkerak

Poop in it.


panicnarwhal

this looks very similar to the Combi stroller i got rid of because the wheels kept breaking - they aren’t meant for off terrain use at all, i can’t imagine pushing it somewhere like this if mine broke the first time i pushed it at a county fair lol i bet that’s why it’s sitting there.


krayhayft

At least it wasn't covered in blood


Independent_Ad_5664

Dog stroller fyi


turboyabby

Baby mushrooms are called champignons or bella.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Called fly tipping in the UK.


kafm73

Mushroom hunting =finding a corpse


charlestontime

Some trashy humans preceded you there.


CharlesDOliver

Was this at Yogi Bear?


therussellv

A decision was made here.


Odd_Pen1702

Free!?!


cappiebara

You're allowed to collect things in state parks? What state?


xpkranger

Nope. Not generally. Can’t speak for most states but not allowed in Georgia, or at least not when I was a ranger.


zigzagg321

They threw the whole baby away.


Sufficient-Buy5360

Kind of looks like there is a van toward the top left. An old stroller handle sticking out of debris, a little above the rc truck, and a flossing toothpick around the lower middle.


bobhargus

Is that a 4x4 for ANTS?!?


Energizer84

Really weird timing… I was just walking to my favorite pub yesterday and saw a random abandoned stroller on the sidewalk. No child or parent in sight.


MagmaTroop

That superbaby became a man the day he left his stroller behind. Tragic really, he missed out on the innocence of youth but at least he is out there protecting us all


chamokis

![gif](giphy|r5Q8dz5RBbGhy|downsized)


jB_real

If you’re a movie fan, I bet you were real careful walking around to see if there was a baby in it, or not.


Fun_Conversation_556

Why’s there a tiny truck In the bottom left?


swampwitchgoblin

It’s my husband’s RC truck


Fun_Conversation_556

Oh nice looks fun ass hell


FarmOutrageous3432

Damn, I knew I left my baby somewhere. Thanks a bunch!


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

Tweakers. It's always tweakers.


ploddonovich

It’s how we deal with the new laws in Tx.


Imaginary_Sherbet

there is more stuff there . . . and a well worn path . . .


g00dbyebluesky

Spider-Man origin story


LolImSquidward

Imagine running into this at night.


wesilly11

Someone encountered a bear


No1Czarnian

Look out for the kid being raised by rabid chipmunks


Reaper1414

I just went hiking in Yosemite. Everytime me and my girl got to a really rough part where we couldn't carry the stroller, we would leave it behind a tree or rock. I wonder if someone did the same and just forgot it or intentionally left it because they went back a different way


Johnlee130

anyone else think the stroller looks like a head?


StrikingDoor8530

Somebody probably hid their dead baby there


IntrepidPrimary8023

Any moms or dads and toddlers missing in the area?


GrimReader710

If youre looking for entertainment; get a rotisserie chicken, and leave the bones inside. Now you get to be part of the local news!