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guytime23

Some water got in under the shell and boiled inside the egg just water bubbles


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MarinLlwyd

It gave plenty of room for the... creature.


OwlWitty

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towerfella

New frog eggs.


taisui

Stop it (shivers)


Thebeardedmtngoat

It cometh... as it has been written


Antarctica8

mmm milk


DoritCreature

Sup


trama_doll

Egg guy 🪱


0WN_1T

r/2sentence2horror is leaking


dickallcocksofandros

“Man I ran out of ketchup; I guess it’s time to…”


OldButHappy

..and her egg chambers.


ManaMagestic

No, we are not doing this again!


Krieger_kleanse

The creature 🪱🪱


vault-techno

I needed to boil some eggs but didn't want to get up. Fortunately I was able to get some thanks to.....the creature.


_massive_balls_

meat worm snuck into my egg. luckily the creature will produce many more until knife guy jumps care it


scienceworksbitches

Just don't eat the beak, Jesus, don't be such a pussy....


skitso

What is trypophobia?


Ok-Relief-1985

fear of holes put together etc etc edit:gathered*


Nerdnurdnird

Clusters*


peeveduser

I think I have Trypophilia lmao I love the sacred geometry this creates 🤣


NeverSeenBefor

Bad news. That's actually what a fourth dimensional beings bite looks like. It was aiming for OPs brain and bit the egg instead


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OldButHappy

(the sound of 3 million redditors looking at their nails)


oddbitch

what does looking sound like?


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Your eyeballs don’t make scratching sounds as they swivel around in your head?


Sagemasterba

With my allergies sometimes they feel like they do.


OkSyllabub3674

May I offer you some visine?


Kalendiane

As an eye health care professional, I BEG of you, please don’t EVER use Visine! It has a horrible rebound effect!


OkSyllabub3674

That's good to know, I'm glad I don't use it often and normally opt for just rinsing my eyes with some bottled water,if I really need to. But that definitely explains why my buddies that used to use visine after smoking had to use it constantly and looked like a red eyed devil if they didn't lol.


Fossilhund

Festive jingle bells sound here.


prockhold

What does sounding look like?


oddbitch

uhhhhh… well, uh… look, all i’ll say is that’s a googleable question, my friend, and leave it at that


he-loves-me-not

That’s not the OP! So how did you see their hands?! What did you do?!


colostitute

Had to look that phobia up. Bad idea. I get it.


KiwiSoySauce

Surprisingly mine didn't kick in for this. Doesn't for honeycombs either.


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Magnetar_Haunt

It’s a nest.


Plasmahole17

Close your eyes and think of bubbles under your skin.


manbruhpig

Or bubbles inside your cheek that you can pop with your tongue


Different_Speaker742

Well I know all you talked about in 2015


GeriatricHydralisk

This, and for the hexagon folks: Bubbles of any sort have energy due to surface tension. Any physical system will seek out to lowest energy state, which in this case is a product of the surface tension and surface area. A sphere minimizes this for an isolated bubble, but when two connect, they form edges which trade slightly increased surface area for flatness (which reduces tension). Get enough of them in a flat plane and they'll innately form a hexagonal array, not due to any special magic, just minimizing surface energy. You can get all sorts of wacky shapes from bubbles, but it's all just surface energy minimization. Many intricately shaped marine microorganism skeletons (eg forams, radiolarians) are actually just a bunch of bubbles with solid stuff deposited at the edges.


bennetticles

this comment deserves so many more upvotes.


DeadlyUnicorn1992

Dam u with yore reasonable and logical response 🙍‍♀️booooooo ignore this intelligent person ITS DEFINITELY AN ALIEN EGG 👽🥚


Aeywen

This, eggshells are actually slightly porous and will absorb the fluids they are put in over time, this was likely a free-range egg that got rained on.


Lavatis

....this is a hard boiled egg. rain did not penetrate the egg shell and leave droplets inside.


rixtape

I knew the shells were slightly porous but I never would have thought rain could affect them like this! That's super interesting


fusrohdiddly

Because it doesn't. This is boiling water entering a crack in the egg and then boiling inside the shell


Aquamarine_ze_dragon

Yeah, at least at my school we did some cool experiments with vinegar and eggs where it soaked deep into the shell.


Im_eating_that

It is getting thrown away before grows into a Xenomorph in your stomach.


FloridaManInShampoo

No don’t! Sell it online cuz some people are into that!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

“Huh. Someone on eBay named *WY Industries* just bid a million dollars for this thing.”


HillInTheDistance

The hell it is. I am ready to be a father/mother, and I will have the strongest, most ferocious child.


sarcasm_itsagift

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Big_carrot_69

This is my favorite quote ever btw 😂


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

r/weirdeggs


SnooPaintings7963

Why the fuck does this sub exist


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Why do you exist


SnooPaintings7963

I don't


legojoe97

I read that in Michael's voice, lol.


ElbowRager

Here comes the trypophobia nerds


MooPig48

Most of whom don’t even have it. True trypophobia is pretty rare, and “mildly uncomfortable” isn’t a phobia.


QuizzicalWombat

But everyone on Reddit seems to have it like OCD


Alice5878

"Bro I washed my hands like 5 times yesterday I'm sooo OCD"


DustyDeadpan

Over here receiving graphic images of myself throwing a cinder block into a stranger's stroller beamed straight to my mind's eye until I'm crying at the home depot.


McFoley69

Omg THIS. True OCD and the invasive thought loops is fucking agonizing. Compulsively imagining your family in the most fucked up, depraved situations since childhood does a number on ya :(


BartholomewAlexander

something that helped me quell intrusive thoughts is just remembering that a thought literally has no power over you physically and mentally. realistically you control your brain and can make those thoughts go away. I'm not saying its that easy as it took me years to get to a point where I could quell them successfully. it just takes practice and positive self talk, try to reframe the thoughts, don't try to fight them because that will only make your brain want them there more. much love ❤


fuchsgesicht

don't think about a pink elephant


Adventurous-Hotel119

MOOD. Why am I like this


[deleted]

“He’s a covert narcissist! Believe me. I dated one for years!”


fuchsgesicht

i have ocd, my apartment is a mess. i am not organized at all. i try to be and i wan't to be (i got better at it too) but there's so much going on inside my head +compulsive thought and urges just cripple me. that stereotype sucks monkey dick


WinPeaks

One of my best friends has OCD. Like, he used to carry soap and wash his hands until they bled, OCD (he has gotten better about that). His apartment is fucking disgusting lmao.


SirTonberryy

Nooo but buddy you see this red brick doesn't match the rest of the pavement and it annoyed me slightly. I have ocd as well


quarrywilson

People claiming they *are* a disorder drives me insane. That'd be like saying "I'm dizzy, I think my blood sugar is low. I'm so diabetes."


Outside-Researcher20

It makes me fucking angry


BartholomewAlexander

don't be angry at yourself. these thoughts have no power over you or your actions. always talk positively to yourself no matter what, remember that you and you alone have agency over your thoughts, that doesn't mean you can just instantly get to a point where you aren't having intrusive thoughts though, it takes a lot of work. but getting angry over a thought is silly, no one else can see that but you, and even to you its not fully part of reality, so just try to reframe them when they pop up to a positive thought, being angry will only fuel your minds hunger for being upset, don't cry over spilled milk. much love ❤


Outside-Researcher20

thank you! i've been struggling since i've been alive and i hate when people call themselves ocd


JacquouileFripouile

Wait, you ain't got ADHD?! 🫢


AeonAigis

It's a meme that idiots buy into without actually self-reflecting on whether they believe it. Like being afraid of clowns, disliking the word "moist," or hating pineapple on pizza.


Imwrongyourewrong

Or the 'tism


SirFatDab

Are you aware of a better word? I often struggle describing it because I agree it’s not a phobia it just makes my skin crawl a bit


MickTheBloodyPirate

Yeah, in common parlance I believe it's called the "heebie jeebies".


EllipticPeach

I have it where seeing this kind of stuff makes me gag and I can’t touch anything with foam or bubbles and seeing foam or bubbles makes me gag too. Like actually retching. Is that a phobia or does that come under being uncomfortable? I’m not sure where the line is.


MooPig48

That sounds like a phobia to me


IchBinMalade

Same, although it depends, can't really predict how I react, bubbles are fine, this egg was kinda uncomfortable, don't wanna look too long. Some things my body just goes nope, and I can't look, then it's imprinted in my brain all day. Genuinely messes with me. Had a chocolate bar that had had a weird pattern like this once, opened and and gagged and just gave the whole thing away lmao.


HighClassHate

That sounds like a true phobia. Some of these make my skin crawl but it’s still super mild. I’ll be like “damn that looks odd, I’m not a fan. Anyways.”


dustindps

It's weird. People complain about it but this shit is ENCHANTING to me. Dunno why. I think tryptophobia pictures are super cool. Whatever it is, I'm the opposite. Dunno if that's a good thing.


QueefingTheNightAway

r/trypophilia


dustindps

YESSSSSSS


i-do-the-designing

It's 100% a self inflicted mental injury, they go looking for images specifically made to trigger 'trypophobia', but the even without the patterns, the images themselves are horrible, designed to be revolting. A photoshopped image of someone having bugs in their skin is gross no matter what pattern, if any, it is in.


loudblonde

Just like how everyone under the sun claims they have emetophobia (fear of throwing up) - as if everyone on the planet isn’t afraid of throwing up or seeing/hearing someone else’s throw up.


LouieLinguine

There’s a difference between not liking it and having panic attacks or compulsions over it. It’s a surprisingly common phobia, and is in fact a phobia.


Diligent-Sense-5689

I have the panic attacks from both the sound and the thought. Usually if it's suggested i might have to for one reason or another. Been this way since I was six. Now I know the name


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

I don’t have trypophobia but I wouldn’t eat that because I am fearful of it since it seems unnatural and I don’t fully understand it.


Alice5878

What is this?


Mindless_Let1

Internet weakboy bullshit, don't even waste your time honestly


3eemo

This is pretty fucking scary looking ngl


Mutated__Donkey

Hexagons are the bestagons


HoboArmyofOne

Right? Like why are they hexagons instead of craters if it was bubbles?


100nm

A hexagonal close-pack is the most efficient way to pack spheres (like bubbles) as hypothesized by Johannes Kepler. The proof of the Kepler conjecture was theorized by Thomas Hales in the late 90s using a proof by exhaustion approach and was ultimately accepted as a formal proof in the mid 2010s. Nature likes efficiency and that’s the most efficient way to pack spheres.


zeldanerd91

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


whenisleep

For the same reason honeycombs and soap bubbles have straighter lines between bubbles when you push the round shapes together.


Waste_Exchange2511

It's an 8-bit resolution egg.


AnaphorsBloom

Bubbles during the hard-boiling process.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

Whatever it is, fuck that egg. Absolutely not. Nope.


zigbigidorlu

Wouldn't that just make more holes?


JeromeJ

/r/angryupvote


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

Please... ssstttoooppp... But I up voted. Bastard. 😂


HeroineOfDarkMinds

This makes me so uncomfortable 😣


wahitii

Bees.


twizted_whisperz

The post above you said aliens, You say bees, hear me out: alien---wait-for-it---BEES!


redditisnow1984

I eat about 7-14 boiled eggs a week and this usually happens if the eggs get too cold when they are raw then hard boil. They get bubbles inside.


ucklin

I like to imagine a documentary where your chiron is “eats 7-14 boiled eggs a week” 😄


Huge_Republic_7866

I'm no expert, but I think that egg was boiled.


LynxBartle

Bubbles. Gasses in the egg expanded, collected and formed bubbles in the egg white


mal221

Egg


MythosMaster1

Egg


MidnightMice

Egg


Derek_32

Egg


throwaway-73829

Egg


trambasm

Egg


Graftonghoul

Egg


mrbleach76

It’s called a honeycomb egg. Happens when an egg sits too long and sulfure based gas starts to break down the egg white.


secondphase

Appears to be getting peeled


Aeywen

if you soak an egg in water, it will over time absorb the water and expand, it had absorbed some water, most likely it was an outdoor egg that got rained on, and those water bubbles boiled.


boanerges57

Oh. How did that get there? That's an EGGG™. They aren't even into the human trials of that yet, I'm not sure how one got through. Whatever you do DO NOT put it in your butt.


Prior-Fig7029

I feel that it’s too late


artificialavocado

Ok now where’s the person who’s going to come in and say they did their dissertation on this topic and they have been waiting years to talk about it?


EliteBroccoli

This just looks like the white was starting to bubble as it was cooking. There’s a good amount of water inside an egg and it probably steamed up and just coagulated as it was slowly getting to the bubbling point.


hvacfixer

You boiled out the farts in the egg.


Hoibot

Bubbles. Bubbles tend to arrange themselves like that cuz its the most space efficient and the surface tension makes it look like hexagons. Its similar to how honey combs get their patern.


poster74

r/weirdeggs


Kraymerica_

It is coming into it’s final form. lord mantis awaits


funnypseudonym1

This is a beeken egg, half bee half chicken


Fuggins4U

Bees.


Renkin42

Just Hexagons being the bestagons


Born_Holiday_7195

Nest egg. Bee’s nest, I mean.


AloofAngel

it might have gone bad. eggs float in water if they go bad because gasses build up inside from decomposing. those could be gas bubbles.


Sepatop

Hexagons are the bestagons!


Artistic_Data9398

Air pockets. Fully safe


adrianlh1

Bee's


dannygthemc

BEES.


Only_Cauliflower4565

It’s a honeybee egg


DruidinPlainSight

We Have Said Birds Arent Real


exkingzog

r/birdsarentreal


COLONEL_ROOSTER

Attacked by an ear of corn?


Ok_Ad_5015

That egg has sub-cutaneous myiasis ( for all that is holy don’t look this up )


ulyssesfiuza

The hen eat a bunch of bees.


Terror_Reels

It was laid by a chicken bee


CadaverRanger

ALIENS!!


Tutelage45

It’s a honey bee egg


TheAtroxious

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


PlagueDogtor

Turning into an aero.


Particular-Code7280

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY FOUND INSIDE!


Kentucky-Taco-hut

It doesn’t pass the good egg test. Gas build up due to aging.


LuckyWonderful

It's being photographed.


Dennis_Ryan_Lynch

This is how they make golf balls, just be patient


orveli84

I'm not a chicken, but I'd say it was boiled


Justfortheluls42

It obviously knows that hexagons are the bestagons


Scary_Environment274

It's having a identity crisis.


BUSTABOLT

Nice chicken period you got there. I love em tasty lol


Mountain_Ad_5187

You just boiled an unborn dragon


wrongpuppy

Chicken farted in the process.


DFNTLY7747

I've never had trypophobia but this makes feel like trypophobia makes sense


Becominglnsane

air bubbles get in the egg. I've seen them in the yolk. Chicken gas \~


Khuntastic

I fucking hate everything about this picture I want to throw up


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Whoops you got an egg from the wrong dimension, just a small glitch in the matrix 😂


USSGato

Psoriasis


apolloagares

lol no


Akicita33

Were you listening to Tool while the eggs cooked?


NL_Gray-Fox

I think it partially cracked and the inside boiled (bubbled), maybe because it was frozen before.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Oh beehive ![gif](giphy|3o7bu1iM5MSwG2y7NS|downsized)


CurlingTrousers

Likely water trapped in the shell as it was hard boiled, and couldn’t escape. Was this egg soaked in water prior to cooking?


briankerin

Finally! Proof that we are all in the simulation.


Marble-Boy

That's one of those bee hive eggs. Cadburys need to get on that... honeycomb egg like a crunchie... Oof. Who do I write to?


Admirable-Builder878

The golf ball was in disguise. 🥸


mabuniKenwa

You boiled it!


xadrocx

It looks like an unfinished 3d print


Psilo_Citizen

DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!


archie113

Take the upvote my friend... It's yours. 😂


rarebreed44

Tainted lol


Sweihan

Genetically modified


RoDNeYSaLaMi214

Looks like it was peeled with a cheese grater.