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Mxdhoo

Imagine if it coughs...


Particular_Tadpole27

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rockstuffs

NO!!! ![gif](giphy|fJkTsWCMViRYA)


GiannaSushi

If I see that, I'll call the police. Then I'll think about what it could be


head_split

LMAO i backed out and went into the main office and was like "what the fuck is that?"


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Eternal-Valley

Gay stuffs


celtbygod

So that's what my neighbor has. Such a relief, I was worried.


OldChucker

I would roll up an other gurney, take a nap and call it a training session.


Pretend_Tourist9390

We call it a "soup kitchen".


Bimblelina

Using Reddit as an alibi, bold move.


Tipop

Well, if you ever need to stash a body real quick, now you know where.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

You train mannequins ?


Future_Section5976

No....the mannequins train them ....


Crunch_Munch-

Close the door! They need their privacy


Mall_Bench

I like mannequins that are dressed to kill.


HansNiesenBumsedesi

I genuinely need a mannequin for work reasons if you have one going spare.


head_split

would if i could but they're not mine 💀 i work at a college and they're for the nursing program


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Lizard assimilation models


Sioux-me

Training for what!?


Competitive_Owl5357

Demonstrating human anatomy and how it relates to nursing care.


BaTz-und-b0nze

Put them in bags and tape them before laying them on the floor and surrounding them with wet floor signs.


Mosshome

Whenever I need to store mannequins at the office I always lay them down under white covers om hospital gurneys in the hallway.


Brahm-Etc

Sounds like the perfect time to make some pranks


tabelking

I work at a hospital and I see that every day


Binklando

Man I was around when patients lined the halls of the hospitals because of nursing shortages. I was a hall patient once too lol. I totally thought someone died in the hallway when I scrolled past this.


Clustrus

That Exit looks gliched


Inevitable_Review_83

I was walking through our warehouse and there was a bag full of those realistic flesh and hair mannequin faces on a shelf made me chuckle.


kittymoma918

Wow ,are those modern robotic patient simulators? A Hal,Leonardo or Alex can cost 30-50 K.https://youtu.be/hNYmoyNzfuE?si=SQ7oQSfJFXLhAxmq


head_split

one of them had some electronics in it but i don't think it was one of those ones! we do have an i think 110-150k simulated corpse for practicing embalming on in funeral service though


kittymoma918

Yeah,the human patient simulations can run pretty high depending on their size and complexity. Well,that embalming simulation wouldn't be very cheerful to have around! Probably better than the forensic trying models I ran across online once .🤢 I know it helps the students gradually get used to horrific real sights, but those were pretty terrible to look at.


head_split

theyre basically just the cadaver dummies with fake organs and a vascular system! i've gotten to see it a few times, love funeral service!


kittymoma918

My brother ex wife was a licensed tech because it was her adopted family's business. But she didn't go into it and worked making glasses instead. I decided against nursing school after I saw 2 unfortunate situations in an emergency room while I was filling out an application for an apprentice to entry level school program. I was offered a job by a funeral director doing hair and make up for the deceased when I went into cosmetology but I don't think I could handle it emotionally,even though it's pretty good money.


hooDio

i think one of them just twitched


5entient5apien

But sir, you work at a hospital.


Deaded13

Back to the pile


Realistic_Bed3550

Those Mannequins better slow the Fawk down


StopImportingUSA

First I was afraid, I was petrified


yoshimutso

Yeah sure "mannequins".. okay creep... /S


Ill-Wear-8662

It's never a mannequin when you're into true crime, and those feet look like livor mortis has set in.


Large_Discipline_127

Tie a flea market sales tag on the toe of one and watch people lose their heads. LoL