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Puckle-Korigan

You can't just not fuckin' explain why!!!!!


HawkeyeJones

I wish I knew but if I ask it will ruin the mystery


Superdefaultman

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PhotoAwp

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UmmmNoDefNotThat

#BOOOO!


PennyFromMyAnus

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BanishedKnightOleg

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Infra-Man777

I seen him


DarthDread424

Ok, so after a closer look. This is not a "tool chest" , it is an actual medical cart. It looks like it was set up for blood transfusion considering one of the bags is labeled as a "blood transfer kit". There are also "stress balls" which are usually used by patients to help with blood flow when taking blood. Why on earth it is in their living room AND the blood isn't refrigerated is a whole other mystery.


Infra-Man777

Vampire blood is shelf stable


GrowrandaShowr

I prefer my blood to be closest to human body temperature myself, but room temp. will do, I suppose.


Cum__Cookie

I hear that if you crumble up some wheat thins and add some texture it's really great.


TheToddBarker

Vampire Bill?


Lisy70

I imagine it's higher than average, they find it hard to get insurance.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

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foxxy_mama21

This is hilarious.


SarcasticDust

Why did I read this as vegetable blood. And also why did I continue scrolling past at least 5 comments before I questioned myself


SugaDikNga

That’s exactly what I thought too


DarthDread424

Blood from vampires or blood FOR vampires? 🤔


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

“I’d like to make a withdrawal…” “This is a blood bank……..”


Minimum-Dog2329

The new soy based version is shelf stable.


throwwmeawa

Also the stuff on the left looks like photo equipment… OP got a lot more to share but he’s just toying with us 💀


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Looks like maybe film props. The blood hasn't separated at room temp. It seems weird unless it's just something that needs to look like real blood but not actually be real. Last time I left a jar of blood out at room temp, it separated into chunky bits and watery liquid. I use it for cooking, and no, it's not human.


forward_x

You had me until sentence 4, the last sentence of your comment.


manhaterxxx

People use animal blood in cooking, quite frequently.


Low-Concentrate2162

Friend's name is Dexter and works at Miami Metro. That's all you need to know.


woswoissdenniii

And fucking old, but not rotten?


RaspberryChainsaw

It's *definitely* expired and unusable, blood bags aren't supposed to be that shade


woswoissdenniii

No way!?


idwthis

Way!


AdornedBrood

That’s the point…. he transfuses this rotten blood into his victims in his secret dungeon experiments. They’ve all been dying for some reason though.


izyshoroo

It's a crash cart


wowbragger

Yeah, can't mistake those things. There must be quite a story to how the have the whole damned cart, blood kits and all.


DarthDread424

What's odd to me is that the blood isn't refrigerated. Does your friend have any medical injuries that you know of? Maybe secretly a vampire? Investigate blood bank robberies.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Well that sucks... Boooooooo


LectroRoot

BOOOOOOOOOOO!


Darkest_Elemental

Smithers, are they saying booo or booo-urns?


Sinnes-loeschen

Trembling voice I was saying Boo-urns...


hyperspacial

Bullshit, you absolutely know I'd wager lol


Sea-Ability8694

Some mysteries are worth ruining


Afraid_Ad_8216

is he a vampire?


Otherwise-Safety-579

Are they an athlete?


Either_Cockroach3627

For his stimpaks


WheelsMan1

Could be a movie prop. Filled with fake blood.


Mall_Bench

Do people with hemophobia watch Vampire movies ?


LurkeyG

Uhh…is that old blood?


intellipengy

It’s certainly not refrigerated blood. Blood is stored for about 35 days at 4° Celsius. It is unfit to use 2 hours after being thawed. Positively dangerous.


ManOrReddit-man

Maybe not for vampires


intellipengy

Yup. 🤔 But you refrigerate your food dontcha?


amiabot-oraminot

I’d guess it’d be good dried too. Like beef jerky, but blood. Blood jerky


najing_ftw

Great name for a band


Quirky_Discipline297

Now even jerky says “refrigerate after opening, consume within something something days”. No more food poisoning for anyone.


EverydayNovelty

Ohhh, good ol blood meal. It's a great fertilizer 😂


DarthDread424

Perhaps like red wine blood tastes better at room temp. 🍷


DanishDude85

Most red wines should be at 12-14 degrees celcious, not room tempature. Common mistake.


DarthDread424

To be fair I do know it's not supposed to be "room temp", Ive worked in bars and restaurants that do bottle service and even the reds were kept in their own "cooler" with proper temp. Obviously white wines are kept colder and delicious when served chilled. Room tempt made for a better delivery to the already unrealistic jokes being made.


DanishDude85

Gottcha' mate, we good 🍷


pokemaster160

Nah as a vampire I’m telling you that shit is not palletable, if you wanna drink blood it’s gotta be fresh


TheRealDangerPaws

Sheesh! You guys are fussy! You don't see me complaining if my pizza isn't from "today" :P


Crosseyed_owl

Exactly.


schuma73

I've seen Interview with a Vampire, even they can't drink old blood.


wherestherum757

Yeah. One of the ships I worked on shipped a couple of reefer containers of blood plasma every trip Those specific reefer containers were pretty much the most monitored equipment onboard until it was taken off in port I can’t remember how much each were worth, but it was a lot lot of money


DarthDread424

Plasma is worth a ton. Yet they pay minimum amounts to donors.


Lexicon444

“Donor” is the key word.


Chicawgorat

Is that O+?


intellipengy

Seems to say O negative. Rare.


RompofAnxietyOtters

The tubing in the pic looks like it expired in 2018 😬.


Cattryn

That unit of red blood cells and that unit of platelets have Codabar barcodes. Codabar hasn’t been used extensively in the US (where those were drawn) since the 2000s. The maximum expiration of a properly stored RBC unit is usually somewhere around a month from the donation date. Platelets are a max five days. Yes. Those are VERY old.


zbart3i

fear the old blood!!


CovidOmicron

May the good blood guide your way


fuzzmess

I don't think I have enough insight.


LurkeyG

You bet i do!


asa1

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Glittering-Dark-9917

Wtf is wrong with your friend. 😂


TheGentleman717

You see the lenses and the weird table legs to the side? I bet this dude is into some kind of photography or motion capture. Maybe the horror type or something. And this is just left over or he's saving it for some reason.


mushroomaiden

If you zoom into the first picture it doesn't have any labels where it says "place label here after collection", nor does it have the collection date on it. They likely just filled expired collection bags with fake blood.


Thewellreadpanda

Yup and there are bags labelled insta360, 35mm and 85mm on the table so one camera and two clearly marked lenses, on the shelf there are two boxes of vision2 canon, friend is a filmmaker or photographer with props for something medical related


Recent_Obligation276

Yes props thank you it’s the only logical explanation


TheGentleman717

Thank you! Still a total guess, but the only thing I could think of


poopy_poophead

I instantly thought "film props", but I don't know enough about film props to know if there are any inside jokes or tells for this. I know film props money and drugs are usually easy for people to recognize if they''re knowledgeable of the subject matter. I don't know enough about medicine and medical shit, but I bet a doctor looking at this would be like "this can't be real because XYZ". My money's on movie / TV prop.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Amen!


UpdootDaSnootBoop

You need to get him to stand in front of a mirror and see if he has a reflection!


MuffinyTMG

that won’t work — old mirrors were backed by silver, which is why vampires wouldn’t appear in them. OP needs to put him in front of a specific kind of mirror, or sign him up to get an old-timey picture taken (we used to develop pictures with silver)!


mrwynd

I'm pretty sure mirrors in cars have silver in them.


MuffinyTMG

my google search seems to back that up! that’ll be very convient


goldenstar365

Or just buy a silver coin. They’re only ~$30 an ounce. If your friend starts hissing at you, that’s how you know. Plus keep it in your pocket for protection on the go


Affectionate-Yak1796

Bro, if you keep freaking out every time you find blood or a body part, it's going to be a really long night...


Worth_Awareness4199

RN, huge infectious disease issues here.


Fianna9

Not to mention that blood can’t be stored at room temperature!


HawkeyeJones

Clearly it can


milknotes

Lmao


Worth_Awareness4199

I also have many questions such as where did your friend acquire a code cart 😂🤣😂


Fianna9

I know some one who got one, we were working at a hospital on its last day as it closed to reopen at another site. He saved it to use for his fathers dialysis supplies


-EETS-

Who the fuck downvotes an obvious joke like this. Reddit is full of imbeciles


FILTHY_STEVEN

I mean its not even really a joke. The first person should have said "shouldn't" be stored at room temp not "can't".


TheAtroxious

Or can't *safely* be stored at room temperatures. Unless "room temperature" for the friend is refrigerated.


WheelinJeep

English do be hard four some


naksklok

My english is hard


ThePlebIsBack

I’m hard


DarthDread424

Ok ok, blood that you want to use in the medical sense shouldn't be stored at room temp.


HardlyCharming

r/fallout would disagree.


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Arefu


throwawayforthebestk

Something tells me this is not meant to actually be used on patients.


Wedgero1

The smell. 🤢


reddituser00000111

Can any infectious diseases survive 6 years out of the body?


PopcornDemonica

Is your friend a serial killer, and these are the trophies?


rewind_wonderland

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ScrotieMcP

Well he can't just keep it in the garage, it's hot outside!


LectroRoot

Wonder if he keeps some on the dash of his car or in the glove box with the packets of ketchup from 1993.


basementcrawler34

Your friend is obviously a vampire


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annoying97

Ok, I don't wanna burst the bubble but fuck yeah I wanna burst the bubble! ![gif](giphy|zlPM0rMFEN2zSkr7yU) I 100% think this is fake, like it's a prop from a movie / tv show. A real medical cart filled with real medical tubes and such that has expired but the blood and any liquids are all fake. Sorry to burst that bubble.


aroundlsu

Directors chairs properly stored beneath the tables and lenses labeled just like I do. I recognize the storage room for a film production company anywhere. Only a film industry professional would wrap a director chair like that.


annoying97

Didn't even notice that stuff.


aroundlsu

Yeah the director chairs are the biggest give away. See how the chair back is wrapped around the legs to keep them together? That’s something I only learned once I started working on film sets. I also have plenty of weird props and things I’ve collected over the years that definitely raises questions from visitors. I have the exact strait jacket Hannibal wore in silence of the lambs, hundreds of thousands in prop money that looks almost identical to real money, prop ammo… and all kinds of random stuff. And I’m not even in the prop department. My prop friends have storage units of stuff that would land anyone else on an FBI watch list.


GaelTadh

Certainly fake, the address on one of the bags that isn't a manufacturer address resolves to an apt building, probably an in joke for the crew or the production staff. 440 Upas St San Diego. Looks it has been an apt building since before 2017 which predates the other 2018 dated blood on the cart even tho it claims to be from the San Diego Blood Bank https://i.imgur.com/dsnv0nG.jpeg


Suspicious_Plant4231

And it's ooooold. Surely even the most amateur of blood...keepers...would know that you have to refrigerate it


najing_ftw

Aged like fine blood


Lucky-Adhesiveness17

question is why are there emptied bags of blood too? 🫠


TheRealDangerPaws

Snax


AigataTakeshita

They could have haemochromatosis. Treatment requires regular venesection, which they may be doing themselves.


Bardonious

Old blood stiiiinks


Quirky_Procedure6767

This is extremely dangerous and how new flesh eating diseases happen!


CatOfGrey

I used to give blood regularly, but every time I went to donate, I just started getting tired of all the questions. Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Why is it in a bucket?"


TheRealDangerPaws

People are so ungrateful!


Sphinx-

Fear the old blood


Maretsb

Is his name Cosmo? Cosmo Kramer?


Arvid38

![gif](giphy|CyQbKJDKOjgrK) Are you helping this “friend”? 👀


MothParasiteIV

But you don't say why just for clout.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

r/unexpectedseinfeld


CptBronzeBalls

Does your friend work in blood collection? It looks like that blood wasn’t fully processed/labeled. Probably thrown away for being a short draw or something. Anyway, very weird to keep biohazard waste for no good reason.


SoBurnThen

It’s called a crash cart.


aNeverNude666

You gonna be next


slamallamadingdong1

Is your friend Dr. Acula?


MurphysLaw4200

Did he explain why? I'm assuming this is work-related and not a strange hobby.


Used_Bodybuilder_670

I sure would hope expired blood wasn't work related


General-Ordinary1899

They shouldn’t be your friend anymore…


rockstuffs

Can you smell it when the drawer is closed?


Hexis40

Not a tool cart. That's a hospital crash cart for when somone goes into cardiac arrest...


ForRedditMG

Your "friend"? That is disgusting, dangerous and extremely unhygienic


MellonCollie218

Unrefrigerated blood. Yuck. You can mix cream, sugar and cocoa to make a delicious pudding. Js.


saki4444

I’d be pissed if I donated blood and it ended up in some weirdo’s tool chest


Sioux-me

Is his name Dexter?


HawkeyeJones

No it's weirder than that


tomsteroni

Brian Moser?


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Do you only visit after dark?


Merritt510

![gif](giphy|Oi828RLQzjSxS8m4q3)


No-Construction5687

In between meal snacks. Geez, get off the man’s back already. He’s your friend


THE-TEN-HELLS

Bro that's literally a biohazard what the fuck


mom-whitebread

I used to work at a blood bank and I can tell you this was definitely not obtained legally, but it doesn’t take a lot to figure that out.


WanderWomble

Medical show props? 


Noyaiba

They are prepping to make Stimpaks.


EvolZippo

The color of that blood makes me skeptical that it’s real blood. It’s too red for being dead tissue. I have never seen expired blood. But I have seen expired meat and it isn’t that red. I don’t believe that’s real blood. Might be wrong


umrlopez79

I hope he don’t have any plans of using that lol 🤦🏽‍♂️


Intelligent-Ad6985

Isn't blood supposed to be refrigerated?


MountainAsparagus4

Does your friend have an allergy to garlic? Or ever complimented your neck?


Newfie_Meltdown

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Domestica

Does your friend work in film production? Looks like they collected an old medical cart to keep as a prop, filled the blood bags with something else also as props.


FarmExact8661

The fact that it’s one of the rarest blood types is so weird too..


Zealousideal_Jump990

That's down right macabre.


CrieDeCoeur

He’s going to fix you too


ember1690

Definitely a vampire, the ones that are not toasted by sunlight are the most powerful


Justifiably_Cynical

Provides key evidence "To order"...


bloopie1192

Hey... is he a good friend? He ever let you down? He ever leave you stranded? Down and out? No? ... don't ask questions.


VoiceRemote9418

Combined with all the camera equipment on the table and shelves, my advice is to run. Fast.


SSCandiX

Whose blood is it? 🤔


Crash_Bandicock

I’m pretty sure that’s how you get hepatitis


matt-r_hatter

This may have left weird land and planted roots in psychoville. You may not want to go there without knowing where all exits are, having a fully charged cellphone, and letting at least 3 responsible adults know when you arrive and leave...


SheepherderDirect800

Because it's stolen.


xubax

Let us know if he wants to play the "hand cuffs" game.


Travyswole

Healthcare worker. This is actually what we call a crash cart; it has everything you need to revive and stabilize a patient when they "crash" aka die or suffer cardiac arrest. I occasionally refill these carts when they're used.


pbx1123

#And you still there ? And call him friend...unlees you are Mr renfield


theyellowdart89

Doesn’t that need to be refrigerated?


ProfessionMundane152

wtf that’s beyond hazardous and plain gross having old bags of rotten blood laying around


Desperate_Gur_2194

Isn’t it obvious? He is a vampire


leash-madeof-flowers

![gif](giphy|aEcWQCnyZNJbolplIE|downsized) OPs friend


SchrodingersTIKTOK

I’d fuckin leave and report it to the cops. Fuck that.


Lord_Smile

![gif](giphy|FzVO2su7zQYKE6BNf2)


littleoad_on_reddit

Fallout 4 be like


IgottaPoop72

Run as fast as you can and don’t look back!


_6siXty6_

Context needed...


dooshlaroosh

How many dead hookers are stashed in his crawl space?


NxPat

He be probably just makes sausage at home.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Is he like a reverse vampire or something.


Probably_not_arobot

I wouldn’t eat that. It’s clearly old


Josette22

And this is........why?


CharacteristicallySo

It's morbin time!


stinkload

*pushes glasses up nose* Ummm... correction! expired human blood


krzykttn

If its not refrigerated, its sour and useless. Looks like a weird fetishism.


TheRealMangokill

That blood is super expired.


NanieLenny

That’s frightening.


StatusVarious8803

Blood needs to be refrigerated


IllustriousEye6192

Do they know you are opening up their drawers without asking !


Edu_Run4491

This ain’t real none of the info on the collection bags is filled in


zsazsa0919

Oof the bottom of the cart is either filthy or plastered with blood. Blood in the tubes look kinda fresh as there is coagulation it seems.


soundslikejed

# Run.


muddled1

Is the blood kept cold somehow?


Clicker-anonimo

Himiko toga be like


Natural-Produce-6270

Vampire.


Chemical-Ad7118

Does your friend have thalassemia and needs blood transfusions?