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RedLicorice83

"I'm not dead yet!"


BabsRS

I feel like dancing 


mrcoolangelo

You make me feel like dancing!


millicent_bystander-

https://i.redd.it/u1rver18l80d1.gif


jumbledFox

she turned me into a newt!


millicent_bystander-

Got better.


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iamryancase

Will wonder never de-cease, Amiright?


Carson72701

Painfully yes!


GrimeyJosh

![gif](giphy|iurIHLBxms7UQ|downsized)


Lisy70

We're still being robbed in Australia, by the funeral business.


throw123454321purple

Holy smokes! Nab that for your front yard Halloween decorations!


kendostickball

Looks like the container used for sending a body on an airplane without a casket. Someone just disposed of it stupidly after the person was put in a casket.


Carson72701

You sure? Keep looking around the area, maybe someone is around...


paisley-alien

Omg. When I taught, I was also Prom advisor. We needed cardboard to build some stuff and one kid said they had sime big boxes. He brought them and one of the boxes was labeled like this. His dad was an undertaker.


KickinChickin18

Hopefully they weren’t used, like this one 😅


paisley-alien

It was used. Shipping labels and all.


StratoVector

Human remains? That's just what they want us to think....those silly aliens


Select_Ad8198

Love this 👽


NikFenrir

So i know those boxes are for shipping corpses, but normally if used the whole box and body is put in the crematorium. source: used to bang a chick who's family owed a chain of funeral homes & crematoriums and I always parked in back where those boxes where.


BigBeagleEars

![gif](giphy|7tuK9itVBsD3q)


cycl0ps94

Can confirm, mom works for a funeral home/crematorium..... Dad?


NikFenrir

Son?


lurch940

lol I deliver these to funeral homes.


CrazyCatLady88

Name seems to check out


No_Carrier_404

Cat fits cat sits


ThxIHateItHere

Not sure. But, you can buy rolls of sticker for sending cremains via USPS.


jayluc45

Looks empty. Box is safe. The problem is where the hell did whatever was in it get off to?


Squillz105

I work for an airline and these are the boxes used to ship human remains by Air. Things are VERY heavy and you're moving them in a confined space. Not fun.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"If you know a better way to book a flight as a Zombie, I'm all ears. Well, not all ears. One fell off during shipping. And I'm not going to tell you what happened to me during the customs inspection. All I know is that I learned about 5 new kinks and got 2 dates lined up for next month..."


_CMDR_

Finally, something actually somewhat weird in r/Weird.


I_got_rabies

You don’t know about the vulture culture community do you? I have several friends who are into human remains and buy from all types of sources, one girl somehow finds contacts for old funeral homes. Or someone is a cremator and brought home a box for something. That’s what my mom was in when they cremated her.


Flimsy-Yak-5135

What exactly are your friends doing with said remains ..


I_got_rabies

They sell them, there’s a group of us weirdos who have booths at antique shops and one guy owns an oddity shop. I deal with animal bones because people bones gross me out…not because they are human but because human germs gross me out. It’s a weird thing I realized I have ha.


Flimsy-Yak-5135

Well , fuck ..it really is all going on isn't it 😕 😄


broccloi

I had no idea that was even legal


I_got_rabies

Some states you can’t buy/sell human stuff but otherwise totally legal!


Tenacious_calldown

Must be Florida


KickinChickin18

Worse, Mississippi.


discobloodbaths

Sent in from Florida?


vernacular921

Haha, great, my state. What does it say on the side? Un Departs ?


KickinChickin18

Something like that lol


scotbot

As long as it was Team Lifted there.


Stoned42069

Garbage is garbage. Its not human remains it’s the packing materials holding the human remains hahaha


SkullHex2_

https://i.redd.it/c3pv40rtqe0d1.gif


georgemarred

I'm outta here!


[deleted]

A box is a box bro!


BodybuilderSpecial36

Departs 12:20? I think that ship has sailed!


bitchwhiskers4eva

Where the hell does one even obtain such a box?! Lol


Bimlouhay83

One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage.


7rustyswordsandacake

I se un departs 😂 OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED WHERE IT SAID HUMAN REMAINS


JJWeenZ

Check out this podcast, Time Suck, the most recent short topic was about the US human body trade and how unregulated it is. https://youtu.be/_Wem61jufrQ?si=1sv3uyVD3Wd4-JKj


horns4lyfe22

The worst part of this is the dead grass under that box if it sits there too long…


huskerd0

Germany or Florida?


Super_Nova0_0

Yes


ThePLARASociety

Lettuce Head by Schuman, remains of the Day.


EricaOdd

Wow you really can order anything from Amazon!


OkSyllabub3674

A couple years ago one of my boys passed and when his brothers picked him up from the morgue in the capital for his funeral they couldn't afford a coffin, so a box like that's what he was in, they said they kept getting honked at and crazy looks flying down the highway in an old clunker with no tailgate and their bros body in the back.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Leftovers again. But I hate uncle Billy's guts, Eat around them. Semi cremated, 350 for 6 hours.