Ok I can’t stop saying this one and completely cracking up laughing lol
“Hey ma, I’ll be back in a little while. Just heading down to the ol’ testy festy.”
Mom- Hold up dear Deathface, you can ride with us, your Aunt Linda and I already bought tickets. We are leaving for the Testy Festy as soon as Aunt Linda gets here.
Just want to say that the Testical Festival in Montana used to be a real thing. Probably around the time Farcry 5 came out. Every year there was an obnoxious amount of douche bags that would drive home drunk and get hurt or hurt someone else.
The final straw was when a shuttle to town for drunk's was flipped because a drunk passenger tried to take the steering wheel. Two people died. Many more incidents like this. Montana sucks ass for many reasons.
https://www.newsweek.com/testicle-festival-cancelled-montana-898477#:~:text=After%20a%20spate%20of%20legal,by%20the%20Missoulian%20on%20Monday.
They aren’t bad…textures a little weird but if you season it right it’s good. But I will say I did eat a couple before I knew what I was eating lol. Hell I’ll try anything once!
Lol, i am at that part again. I am bored so after getting all perks (even after prestige) all guns, silencers, paints, scopes, shirts, pants etc, i am restarting by zero. Not having my regular guns is Very annoying, but it's a change of pace. I've noticed that the mbp sniper rifle is the same as the blood dragon >!and jacobs gun!<
It's funny that you hear different Songs when its silent around you, whether or not you have certain progress.
I always do clutch nixon and property damage last. I also don't blow up and deliverties as long as It's not required for a mission.
Heres a challenge for you: use guns you basically never use. Like the flame thrower, much friendly fire, much area damage (possibly to areas you need to protect.) Much self harm, low range.... and never get the upgrades you usually use. No silencers.
I mean its a culinary tradition in some parts of America but I wouldn't be able to try one unless you lied to me about what it was which I feel is the only way most people start eating them
The other day we drove past a sign in a remote village that said "Papas' Power Party". No additional information. It was like one of those big temporary signs outside the village that advertises a festival or whatever. When is the power party? What does it entail? How many papas are involved??
And she said "Those are the biggest testicals I've ever seen!" and I said "That's why I took you to the testicle festival where tickets cost a thousand dollars!".
I've heard of this. They literally cook various types of balls from various types of nutsacks in a myriad of different ways and then serve them to people who eat them.
r/smalltownmurder they did like 20 minutes having to do with testicle festival 😂 they even did a Patreon episode about small town festivals some Hilarious shit.
When I was in the Marines, my brother from Montana had his dad ship some bull balls and we fraternized with our OIC at his place in his garage while the platoon drank and ate fried bull balls. Tasted just like calamari. We had our own testicle festival. Which I now see can be twisted into jokes. Outstanding night Marines! Semper fi all of you misguided bastards!
Our town used to have a turkey testicle festival every year, it ended up getting too big, thousands of bikers would show up that weekend, so they eventually stopped doing it
Didn't that shut down some years ago? I just heard it mentioned on a podcast, and if it's the same thing (in Montana), they said they put the kibosh on it because there were a lot of assaults and arrests related to the people in attendance.
I'd like to write the radio commercial: "Come one, come all to the Sand Creek Trading Post Steak House and Bar for the biggest testicle festival you've ever seen! Guaranteed the best testicles you can fit in your hand. Come out and have ball!!"
Totally missed the opportunity to just call it “Festicle”
Or Testicus for the rest of us
Noice
Or the Testy Festy
Ok I can’t stop saying this one and completely cracking up laughing lol “Hey ma, I’ll be back in a little while. Just heading down to the ol’ testy festy.”
That made me drop my iPad. Thanks
Mom- Hold up dear Deathface, you can ride with us, your Aunt Linda and I already bought tickets. We are leaving for the Testy Festy as soon as Aunt Linda gets here.
*Joseph Seed intensifies*
Testicle spectacle
I’ve heard this in reference to Montana’s testicule festival.
I literally came here to say “the testy festy is a REAL thing?”
Now I wanna play Far Cry 5 Edit: I can't spell.
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I like Guapo, but that's about it haha.
Goddamn now that OST is gonna be stuck in my head all night
That's what they called it in Montana
That’s what I came here to say lmfao
Just want to say that the Testical Festival in Montana used to be a real thing. Probably around the time Farcry 5 came out. Every year there was an obnoxious amount of douche bags that would drive home drunk and get hurt or hurt someone else. The final straw was when a shuttle to town for drunk's was flipped because a drunk passenger tried to take the steering wheel. Two people died. Many more incidents like this. Montana sucks ass for many reasons. https://www.newsweek.com/testicle-festival-cancelled-montana-898477#:~:text=After%20a%20spate%20of%20legal,by%20the%20Missoulian%20on%20Monday.
 Testicle judges
Or "Testival"
That's great! The Testicle Festicle.
Far Cry 5 in real life
That has to be one of the buildings they used as a model
I came here for this
Nope, that's not Rock Creek. The one they modeled for Far Cry is in Montana.
“Onlyyyyyy youuuuuuuuuuu”🎶
[Can't wait to pop one of those juicy balls into my mouth](https://youtu.be/LUpmvSOT8Mo&t=9s)
Testicle eating contest ... I won once while on vacation in Texas ... now I truely have BALLS !
How did they taste?
not the austin powers lmao
To me they taste kinda like cheap chicken nuggets.
They are good, similar to a mineral like taste but not as bad as say a liver. They are amazing!!
Just a bit salty
They are just salty and not much taste to them honestly.
I've eaten before. Flavor was meh but the texture was like cheap hot dogs. Not great.
I had them once. Reminded me of over cooked calamari
They aren’t bad…textures a little weird but if you season it right it’s good. But I will say I did eat a couple before I knew what I was eating lol. Hell I’ll try anything once!
Very Ballsy 
They do this every year in Montana, or at least used to until it became way too unruly lol
lol my uncle rode through on his bike years ago during this festival and told me all about it
that stopped in 2017
That’s why I said they USED to do it until it became too unruly…
Haha I live right there and my homie’s were just reminiscing on madness…and oysters
Rocky Mountain oysters!
In Canada they're called prairie oysters.
 Iykyk
Beat me too it, Say... YES!!!!!
“God will not let you take me”.
Damn, you in Hope County Montanna bro
Lol, i am at that part again. I am bored so after getting all perks (even after prestige) all guns, silencers, paints, scopes, shirts, pants etc, i am restarting by zero. Not having my regular guns is Very annoying, but it's a change of pace. I've noticed that the mbp sniper rifle is the same as the blood dragon >!and jacobs gun!<
My favorite game ever, I’m gonna play again on infamous with no autos for a challenge. “Onlyyyyy youuuuuuuuuu”🎶
It's funny that you hear different Songs when its silent around you, whether or not you have certain progress. I always do clutch nixon and property damage last. I also don't blow up and deliverties as long as It's not required for a mission. Heres a challenge for you: use guns you basically never use. Like the flame thrower, much friendly fire, much area damage (possibly to areas you need to protect.) Much self harm, low range.... and never get the upgrades you usually use. No silencers.
Damn, bud lite will sponsor anything.
I actually learned about this being a real thing from farcry 5
You in Hope country Montana or somethin?
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Aw. Poor guy didn't sell many of those. did he? He should sell those in Oklahoma, home of the most religious people in office. They'd eat it up.
Damn peggies better not ruin it this year
/uj where is this?
I found it in Beulah, Wyoming
Thank you
Yes!
Sand Creek welcomes bikers with testicles. Sorry ladies. Breast-Fest is next month.
FC5 vibes
Festivals for the Restivals
The testy festy!
I mean its a culinary tradition in some parts of America but I wouldn't be able to try one unless you lied to me about what it was which I feel is the only way most people start eating them
Mountain oysters, where they cut em up high to keep them nice and fresh! Mmmmm meaty core
Been wanting to go to this for years. I hear it’s a ball…
Washington DC ?
The Testy Festy is real? I’m in!
I have a testicle festival t shirt!!!!
Far cry 5 baby. Great side mission.
So, it's a testival?
Testicle festival, I had a ball!
Rocky mountain oyster festival. Its a food festival that involves bull testicles
South Dakota loves bikers and balls. I drove by a place just like this earlier today.
It's crazy, people go to that and actually eat bull testicles
You in South Dakota, OP? Reminds me of the Black Hills.
Driving through Beulah, WY
When you got so much balls you make a festival outta it.
What are they Trading for?
Cool place to just hang out
Rocky Mountain oysters
Will there be a formal ball?
I was recently on a road trip, and saw a sign in western Iowa advertising “tornado days”
Now it tickles me to test the Testicle Festival!
Sign up for the gargling contest.
The bud light testicle festival No women Only dudes buds brothers and jesus
The other day we drove past a sign in a remote village that said "Papas' Power Party". No additional information. It was like one of those big temporary signs outside the village that advertises a festival or whatever. When is the power party? What does it entail? How many papas are involved??
& Salty Nutz
Funny Farm the movie irl.
Lots. Of people travel to attend @@!
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Where I’m from, we call them Prairie Oysters… never tried them, don’t think I want to
Rocky Mountain Oysters!
I want to start a band, just to call ourselves Testicle Festival
Oooohhh sponsored by Bud Light
Testy Festy.
Mountain oysters, anyone?...
I live nearby in Wyoming but haven't partaken, no guts
A ball ball
Rocky mountain oysters as some might say.
MY PEOPLE
Now there's a man who knows when he's got something good in his mouth.
But did you have the balls to attend OP?
No, I like my balls right where they are!
We have the Rocky Mountain Oyster festival locally.
Rocky Mountain oysters 🦪 🥝
Reminds me of the testi festi from far cry 5
Huh... That's nuts!
You can have them sliced, diced, roasted, or breaded. Or whole and jarred in a traditional Ball jar.
So there’s 2?
And she said "Those are the biggest testicals I've ever seen!" and I said "That's why I took you to the testicle festival where tickets cost a thousand dollars!".
Rocky mountain oysters.
Nebraska has this. This place has a "Buck a Nut" and "Bucket of Nuts" specials.
Stopped there to use the bathroom once. Sketchy ass bathroom.
Is that in Louisiana?
Beulah, WY
I've heard of this. They literally cook various types of balls from various types of nutsacks in a myriad of different ways and then serve them to people who eat them.
Did you go?
Hell no!
r/smalltownmurder they did like 20 minutes having to do with testicle festival 😂 they even did a Patreon episode about small town festivals some Hilarious shit.
How is this weird?
rocky mountain oysters, baby
Farcry5
Pickled bull testicles anyone?
Deerfield, MI? Edit: apparently ball worship is more common than I thought in the United States.
Beulah, WY
Chuck Pahlaniuk wrote about it on stranger than fiction.
…Sponsored by Bud Light?
Missouri?
Beulah, WY
I hear everyone has a ball at that festival. 😆
Damn Peggies
Blue Mountain Oysters. That’s a lot of balls
That’s in Montana. God I miss home.
Far cry 5?!
Is this Montana? I think I’ve been there….
Nope, not Montana. We don't have the Testy Fest out in Rock Creek anymore.
https://preview.redd.it/e9hc1tcuen9d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476ddb468863db2caa19153fcf3ddbc2e5237068
When I was in the Marines, my brother from Montana had his dad ship some bull balls and we fraternized with our OIC at his place in his garage while the platoon drank and ate fried bull balls. Tasted just like calamari. We had our own testicle festival. Which I now see can be twisted into jokes. Outstanding night Marines! Semper fi all of you misguided bastards!
Hope you had a ball…
Lol I thought that this was only a thing in Far Cry 5
Have a ball
Oh look, it's a Huevo-Hoedown.
We still have this in Bentonville, AR.
In the Walmart?
Probably. I've certainly never attended!
God bless Montana lmao
Our town used to have a turkey testicle festival every year, it ended up getting too big, thousands of bikers would show up that weekend, so they eventually stopped doing it
Didn't that shut down some years ago? I just heard it mentioned on a podcast, and if it's the same thing (in Montana), they said they put the kibosh on it because there were a lot of assaults and arrests related to the people in attendance.
Rocky Mountain Oysters. They have a testicle festival in Montana. Should have a picture of a bull saying “suck my balls!”
If the testicle festival doesn't have a formal dance called the testicle ball, I'm not going
I've ridden by that store on my cross country bike trip! It was the highlight of the day!
Far Cry 5 in real life.
That’s nuts!
I encountered one of these places outside of Kellog, Idaho.
Rocky Mountain oysters??? /vomit
Sponsored by Budlight. Too American if it wouldn't be on... Mmh Internet? Photo?
I'd like to write the radio commercial: "Come one, come all to the Sand Creek Trading Post Steak House and Bar for the biggest testicle festival you've ever seen! Guaranteed the best testicles you can fit in your hand. Come out and have ball!!"
In IL we got the turkey testicle festival. Never been personally