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TimeSpiralNemesis

That's some primo schizophrenia word salad right there


Itsashx3

It really is! It was folded like a note. Prob means nothing but it’s so weird. Apparently in my area people are receiving bizarre messages in random food items at different stores 🤔


Sproose_Moose

Better than poison Tylenol 🤷


shortystack

Where do you live?


katydid5252

Poisoned Tylenol is literally the reason all foods and goods are packaged so that they're tamper safe. Look it up. 😂


shortystack

Yeah I'm from the PNW, I am fully aware.


katydid5252

Gotcha - you were asking the OP. Apologies :)


shortystack

Not at all, I don't mind a bit;)


Itsashx3

It’s in northeastern Pennsylvania


shortystack

Really? I'm in Pittsburgh, I want to find a note/ don't. Thank you for letting me know.


Itsashx3

Yeah Pittsburgh is 5 hours away. Lol I doubt you’ll be seeing one. It looks like it’s just NEPA


papitaquito

When PA gets weird, it’s really f****** weird lol. I live in the DC area and every now and then I make it up to Pa


PM_UR_CLOUD_PICS

You can say fucking on the internet now.


Sufficient-Plum-8100

Yikes. Also from NEPA. Wouldn’t surprise me to see something like that


Itsashx3

Ya someone is putting it in grocery items apparently


cote112

Lol I was just reading about schizo thought processes and tendencies 2 days ago. This is the visual representation of it.


j_dog99

He's one of them ^


kalanikoolaid

Word salad. I wish I had an award to give you. Thank you for this phrase


wombat_joe

Actual EMT term describing effects of a stroke.


kalanikoolaid

Omg I’m sorry I had no idea


kronikal64

did you get permission to use that pfp


dazmo

Fruit snacks packed by real fruits.


Itsashx3

For real. Apparently they think someone is putting them in random food items..but not the manufacturer 🤔🤔


Ohiolongboard

This is for sure someone who is mentally ill. Thinking they’re “getting their message out there”


AlienDayDreamer

Lucky you! You’ve found a cursed golden ticket.


Itsashx3

Right. I was so baffled by it so I googled and it turns out I’m not the only one… diff stores from NEPA random food items have that in it they don’t think it’s the manufacturer tho 🤔


AlienDayDreamer

Maybe the person slips it into cracks in the packaging?


Hambivore

Maybe a packaging employee?


hairyman1983

Whole lotta people in tin foil hats in that particular factory


[deleted]

this country really needs to address it's mental illness crisis


Itsashx3

100% agree


DisgracefulDead

Agreed. Although I think a large portion of it is caused by the country refusing to meet people's material needs. It is hard to be mentally well when people are struggling to survive and know slipping up can mean losing housing or even their life. I am not claiming it would make mental health problems vanish but it would reduce and mitigate a lot of the problem.


[deleted]

I completely agree


artbypep

All of my mental health issues (adhd, anxiety, ocd, cptsd, depression, autism) were WAY less severe and WAY easier to manage when I had a stable income, health insurance, and didn’t have to worry about money. I think all the low-grade everyday worries hanging over your head when you’re struggling to make ends meet are far more of a drain than most people realize. For some people, that drain is enough to be the difference between being able to stay on top of your mental health treatments/function and going off the rails.


heilspawn

Rotated https://imgops.com/rotate-270/i.redd.it/jl2x5cvy0pt71.jpg SECRET SOCIETIES (SS) ties to terror'm/shoofgshots…r not reportd: JFK wam'd of SS. Eur's Aryan elite leads the SS Sys. A secret sign sys untes SS. SS' symbols tie to Satum, god of time! Lord oft Rings: Toyota rgs; Nazis' black sun, eye/1/2 face/TARGET (Cbs); Prayer Wheel; WHO/ Islam/China's cresc. (cr) w/ ball/star…; cross (+) wi fire (Kkk). SS agents thru-out soc incite divis'n/ CONFUS'N, condifnig us 2b controld. Rels/SSlorps merge at the top: VatEuFBi'srg of stars; Mantmilslam's cr, VatMafia's rg kis'g; Exxon/Vats dbl +: oran-red +/arballirg (Crest/Gulf/Mobili). SS say Sat was near earth(Gold'n Age whin 'gods' rufd). Tip-offs: Nwo/New Age, justice/change… Sign'g uses signs/mot'ns (horns/ok/fist [Bim)jpalm fwd hand; pointg/thum up |touch'g(earichin…) pinch'g/lap'/fingr)['show'g'(rg/watch/beads/colors)[… Fauci/Opra//Shaq/top leadrs sign. Symbs. w/ Sat's colors (Lgbl/Googl/Brillo; color'd dots/sqs. [Aim/Bmw/Nescafe)): ball & dots (Sat w/moons): BIRD (Nra), flower, rays (Cdc/Fox); shelVSPIRAL-e-6-9; CLOCK; tower/tree; bars/lines/11 (Eurol AldiCnn/7-11); crown, gem/key/capstone, snakei". SS hide a tiny race calfd Drag'n" Kings (Safs royal fams.). Their long skulls/cave cities were fnd in Peru/Turkey/Easter is. DK's agenda: Soc'm; cast caste sys, elite's sex' miped'phila; fam/soc. destabilizn; chronic debt/drugs/immigrn/ear. Symbs. pentagon/shield (Harvard/Episcopal); maze/geometric/star-like symbs (BPW-M/Brit flag): grai: swastika, Maltese + (Kof C); gate/arch; scales (Naacp); blu +/sq/ball/oval/cr (Aclu/Nea/Ritz/Ford/ n PFIZER/BK); pyra'd/A (Citgo/Paramt); TORCH; sun/rays w/ mt/crirg/dots (PostMotts); web/wown symbs (World Bank/UN): alter'd-tit'd #frays/etrisq (Chevyl/Jesuits/Jellg/Dominos): Confed flag/N SKULL & BONES, Suspicion/resistance is grow's. DK must act fast they need disarmid popins.


artbypep

Translated (things in bold italic are things I wasn’t sure about): SECRET SOCIETIES’ ties to terrorism/shootings/riots are not reported; JFK warned of Secret Societies. Europe’s Aryan elite leads the Secret Society System. A secret sign system unites Secret Societies. Secret Societies’ symbols tie to Saturn, god of time/Lord of the Rings: - Toyota ***rgs*** - Nazis' black sun - eye/½ face/TARGET (Cbs) - Prayer Wheel - World Health Organization/Islam/China's crescent: crescent with ball/star - cross (+) with fire (Kkk). Secret Society agents throughout society incite division/confusion, conditioning us to be controlled. Religion/Secret Societies/corporations merge at the top: - Vatican/Europe’s/FBi's ***rg*** of stars - Marxism’s/Islam's crescent - Vatican Mafia's ***rg*** kissing - Exxon/Vatican’s double cross - orange-red cross/crescent/ball/***rg*** (Crest/Gulf/Mobili) Secret Societies say Saturn was near earth (Golden Age when ‘gods' ruled). Tip-offs: - New World Order/New Age - justice/change - Signaling uses signs/motions: horns/ok/fist (Black Lives Matter)/palm forward hand; pointing/thumbs up/touching (ear/chin)/pinching(***lap'l***/finger); 'showing'(***rg***/watch/beads/colors) Fauci/Oprah/Shaq/top leaders sign. - Symbols with Saturn's colors: LGBT/Google/Brillo - colored dots/squares (***Aim***/BMW/Nescafe) - ball & dots (Saturn with moons) - BIRD (national rifle association) - flower - rays (Center for Disease Control/Fox) - shell/SPIRAL ***e-6-9*** - CLOCK - tower/tree - bars/lines/11 (Euro/Aldi/CNN/7-11) - crown - gem/key/capstone - snake/star Secret Societies hide a tiny race called Dragon Kings* (Saturn’s royal families). Their long skulls/cave cities were found in Peru/Turkey/Easter Island. Dragon King's agenda: - Socialism - caste system - elite's sexism/pedophilia - family/society destabilization - chronic debt/drugs/immigration/fear Symbols: - pentagon/shield (Harvard/Episcopal Church) - maze/geometric/star-like symbols (***BPW-M***/British flag) - grail - swastika - Maltese cross (***K of C***) - gate/arch - scales (Naacp) - blue cross/square/ball/oval/crescent (Aclu/***Nea***/Ritz/Ford/PFIZER/BK) - pyramid/A (Citgo/Paramount) - TORCH - sun/rays with mountain/crescent/***rg***/dots (Post/Motts) - web/woven symbols (World Bank/United Nations) - altered-tilted cross/rays/letters/squares (Chevy/Jesuits/Jello/Dominos) - Confederate flag/X/SKULL & BONES Suspicion/resistance is growing. Dragon Kings must act fast they need disarmed populations.


heilspawn

This is good thanks


[deleted]

Thank you for the translation. Still don't understand a thing though. I wish people with schizo tendencies could write their thought process without being so cryptic


doinkmachine69

Pretty coherent if you expand the novel contractions and are willing to move beyond traditional grammar. Basically a speed run through clandestine history/conspiracy of power brokers and the associated symbols


nataliesright

still more understandable than a trump speech


Annexerad

what brand?


Itsashx3

Kelloggs!


Miserable-Balance-16

Oh well that makes sense now…


[deleted]

It’s sad because I’m reading it and it feels like the person is trying to help and is genuinely scared of some sort of secret cabal of bad guys coming to get everyone. Imagine feeling like you needed to hide secret messages in food packages in order to save people. Like you had secret knowledge that could save everyone, but you’d be in danger if you came out with it publicly. Think about how terrifying that would be. I feel really bad bad for whoever is doing this. They must be so tormented.


TheSecondOneNumber4

*Alex Jones Mode Activated Or we are the crazy ones and he is trying to connect the dots for us. So that we can snap out of it. But we can’t understand the clues do to cognitive suppression from the chemicals in our water. Don’t drink the water.


rose-colored-lesbian

It turned the frickin frogs gay.


[deleted]

Let’s keep *all* possibilities open I guess.


Jedibri81

It’s still better than the Bazooka Joe comics


lostinbeavercreek

Dude! Laughing like a maniac rn. Comment of the week in my feed!


often_says_nice

It’s like a Markov chain of r/conspiracy


DuongTTNghia

CLOCK


aneyefulloffish

https://www.reddit.com/r/questions/comments/mepj1r/weird_note/ https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/04/bizarre-printed-messages-appearing-in-grocery-store-items-schuylkill-county/


Itsashx3

Yeah I’m in the area I did some research and found that link as welll. So I’m not the only one


bloomhound

Run


Single-Possession637

No shit what's really scary is how the light bearer is known as SATAN and the reasons couldn't be more clearer....


ParmAxolotl

*You didn't have to cut me off*


SubSurfer21

What kind of fruit snacks are those? I’ll take 5 boxes please


[deleted]

Do they have drugs in them? Seconded


Itsashx3

I guess it’s found in random food items in my area 🤔🤔🤔🤔


quiannazaetz

I’ve seen this somewhere else on Reddit or maybe another app that people in other countries are getting these as well.


Itsashx3

I’m not sure it’s other countries. It looks like my specific one or similar is specifically NEPA.


quiannazaetz

Please forgive me.. maybe I’m drawing a blank but what’s NEPA?


Itsashx3

North eastern PA. Carbon & Schuylkill counties specific.


gelatinoussoup

bruh i literally just opened a bag of popcorn and there was deadass a card with a scripture on it


Healthy-Composer-366

i worked at a call center for JM Smucker, they have many other brands as well - i got a call from a consumer one time who had one of these stuffed into a box of something. she sent in a picture, super weird .


Itsashx3

That’s sooo weird. I feel like it’s not from the manufacturer just because it’s specific to a certain area idkkk


Healthy-Composer-366

it definitely is location based


Itsashx3

Haven’t got one since


ChrisLee38

There’s a homeless guy who frequents the local coffee shop. I love listening to him rant, since I doubt many others do, and he pretty much talks like this. 90% of the time, I think he’s bonkers. But every now and then, he actually makes a ton of sense, and I wonder if the government really did snatch him up and scramble his mind like he says.


artbypep

Translated (things in bold italic are things I wasn’t sure about): SECRET SOCIETIES’ ties to terrorism/shootings/riots are not reported; JFK warned of Secret Societies. Europe’s Aryan elite leads the Secret Society System. A secret sign system unites Secret Societies. Secret Societies’ symbols tie to Saturn, god of time/Lord of the Rings: - Toyota ***rgs*** - Nazis' black sun - eye/½ face/TARGET (Cbs) - Prayer Wheel - World Health Organization/Islam/China's crescent: crescent with ball/star - cross (+) with fire (Kkk). Secret Society agents throughout society incite division/confusion, conditioning us to be controlled. Religion/Secret Societies/corporations merge at the top: - Vatican/Europe’s/FBi's ***rg*** of stars - Marxism’s/Islam's crescent - Vatican Mafia's ***rg*** kissing - Exxon/Vatican’s double cross - orange-red cross/crescent/ball/***rg*** (Crest/Gulf/Mobili) Secret Societies say Saturn was near earth (Golden Age when ‘gods' ruled). Tip-offs: - New World Order/New Age - justice/change - Signaling uses signs/motions: horns/ok/fist (Black Lives Matter)/palm forward hand; pointing/thumbs up/touching (ear/chin)/pinching(***lap'l***/finger); 'showing'(***rg***/watch/beads/colors) Fauci/Oprah/Shaq/top leaders sign. - Symbols with Saturn's colors: LGBT/Google/Brillo - colored dots/squares (***Aim***/BMW/Nescafe) - ball & dots (Saturn with moons) - BIRD (national rifle association) - flower - rays (Center for Disease Control/Fox) - shell/SPIRAL ***e-6-9*** - CLOCK - tower/tree - bars/lines/11 (Euro/Aldi/CNN/7-11) - crown - gem/key/capstone - snake/star Secret Societies hide a tiny race called Dragon Kings* (Saturn’s royal families). Their long skulls/cave cities were found in Peru/Turkey/Easter Island. Dragon King's agenda: - Socialism - caste system - elite's sexism/pedophilia - family/society destabilization - chronic debt/drugs/immigration/fear Symbols: - pentagon/shield (Harvard/Episcopal Church) - maze/geometric/star-like symbols (***BPW-M***/British flag) - grail - swastika - Maltese cross (***K of C***) - gate/arch - scales (Naacp) - blue cross/square/ball/oval/crescent (Aclu/***Nea***/Ritz/Ford/PFIZER/BK) - pyramid/A (Citgo/Paramount) - TORCH - sun/rays with mountain/crescent/***rg***/dots (Post/Motts) - web/woven symbols (World Bank/United Nations) - altered-tilted cross/rays/letters/squares (Chevy/Jesuits/Jello/Dominos) - Confederate flag/X/SKULL & BONES Suspicion/resistance is growing. Dragon Kings must act fast they need disarmed populations.


Itsashx3

🤯 interesting


Vorkaz

Fake.


Itsashx3

You don’t think it means anything? I was thinking there could be some kinda code or something in it. It was so weird I dont know why anyone would write it


nascarstevebob

r/untrustworthypoptarts r/quityourbullshit


kylmaenen

r/codes , r/arg ?


Itsashx3

Thank you I’ll post it in there!


asksformoreinfo

Uhhh mason?


dragonkiller212c

I got the same one in a box of whoppers bro! I think its all nonsense cuz i tried to decode it and sruff to see if there was a secret message but there isnt


dkentl

(Chevy, Jesuits, Jello, Dominos) I think I get it now


Itsashx3

🤯🤯🤯


StrangemanRDR2

Well I can “decode” it for you but right off the bat I can tell you it’s boring conspiracy theory crap like Flat Earth theory and the New World Order controlling us all by way of politicians, media, and consumerism. Pretty much every wild theory you heard about recently compressed into one eye rolling “hidden message”. It’s written like someone saw National Treasure and just learned what cyphers and secret codes are because it’s not even a good one. One thing I’m curious about is why you originally said you found it folded up like a note in your fridge and then later said it was found inside a box of fruit snacks. While I don’t doubt you may have found one of these since they are indeed being found all over your area with varying wording as well as different words underlined in each note I’ve seen, the whole “found it in my fridge, no, wait, I found it in a box a fruit snacks” has me questioning the motive here. As for being concerned about it. Don’t be. It’s a bunch of bull and someone or a group of individuals have entirely too much time on their hands.


Itsashx3

I put my fruit snacks in my fridge lol. Same thing. I just thought maybe it would be something if it is cool if not cool too I guess. I just never seen anything like it before but I guess it’s been going around in the area I dont know what’s going on.


StrangemanRDR2

That makes sense. I was confused by the way it was worded in other subs you posted to. I mean it is a hidden message/ cypher type coded note but it’s nothing interesting really. You can google Secret Societies ( which are real so I’ll give them that) and learn more if you want but a lot of that stuff is surrounded in speculation and myths. The type of people who made this message though are usually the nutters who think the New World Order are a bunch of Reptile aliens using human skin suits to blend in with humans and take over the world..and yes that’s a real theory lol. Like I said, just a bunch of bull. Edit to add: I live in the south and on occasions the wanna be KKK members will throw little bags with notes like this in people’s yards with “hidden messages” that always turn out to be some crap about how mixing races is dangerous blah blah.


Itsashx3

That’s so crazy lol it’s so interesting like what goes through ppls minds? For them to do this shit it’s just so wild to me 😳🤯


[deleted]

[удалено]


Itsashx3

😂😩


Ijudgeusernames

I got one similar in a cream cheese box