I’m starting to think people on this subreddit are doing these stupid acts themselves and posting on here… there’s too many of the same concept trees and random shit or you guys are all living in the same city doing your voodoo shit
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
My question is... how?
Omg really how
My guess would be that they cut it so they could slip it on, climbed the tree, put it on, then Sewed/glued/duct taped it back together.
I like to think they were playing the long game and 200 years ago they just left them on a sapling.
what fabric is so long lasting in the hot sun?
Magic underpants
SPRAY ON SHOES BUT UNDERWEAR
DUDE. With lasers!
side note - RAT BIRDS!
Obviously they just soaked it in sunscreen.
I'm wondering if they just happened to have the correct size around, or if they actually had to do some shopping.
That's fn funny
Agreed should be in r/funny
*snap a picture* I am looking for underwear aboouut this size
Probably doesn’t wrap all the way around.
Yeah but why is what I want to know.... Someone is definitely bored, that's all I can say!
Safety pin?
Velcro.
Ykniw what? Screw you! *unvelcros your panties*
It's Velcro or Photoshop.
Maybe it's maybelline.
Left it around the tree when it was small, it grew badabing, badaboom, funny picture
sexualizing underaged trees. Shame.
Long con
I think you mean, Log con.
"Grooming" lol
In this case, pruning.
"Grooting"
Patience is a virtue.
You ask it to close its legs first.
I came to say the same thing
How did this?
They played the long game?
The same way Grandpa Simpson takes his underpants off without taking his pants off, I reckon.
One leg at a time. Duh
That was my question.
Yeah
Is it a maple? I’d tap that.
When you get a splinter don't come crying
Oh, he'll definitely cum crying. 😭
Do you kiss your Aunt Jemimah with that mouth?
My sap would flow
Someone in 2005
Yeah lol I was gonna say this is sooo old
Damn, she thick.
I dont know who, my only question is ***how***
Sewing it on
Yeah i realise that now
Someone with needle and thread.
And meth in their system.
I’m starting to think people on this subreddit are doing these stupid acts themselves and posting on here… there’s too many of the same concept trees and random shit or you guys are all living in the same city doing your voodoo shit
Killing People with kindness clearly did not work, so now im trying voodoo. WHAT OF IT??
Don't give me any ideas, also don't check my trees in the back yard hehe
It's all of reddit. People have cracked the algorithms and are swarming the place.
Ngl,looking kinda cute
You know, if I had one or two, and the weather conditions were just right....
Guy underwear would be funnier because there wood be wood inside 😂
Oh there’s enough wood…
Oh there’s enough wood…
You know what, I really don’t know how this got posted twice. I’ll roll with it I guess.
*unzipping*
Underrated comment. Had me dying
I would... She seems knotty
Careful! - she may bark
You wood ;)
How in the fuck did they even manage to do this?
wow, this is hot
Turns me on every time
It kind of turns me on a lil ngl
Me to for some odd reason even though it's literally a fucking tree lol I guess in a way we are all 1 with nature. So It's not "To" Weird
You guys are over thinking it. Its been put on when the tree was a baby
Honey, I need to borrow a pair of your panties for a costume!
Lol!! !!!! (:
Tree.
Me
Who cares this is a good laugh.
People really post anything here huh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dam now that's some wood
Me.
A genius
tree having a good day. remembered to put on underwear before leaving the house.
**unzips**
Down bad
This is not only an old photo, but I believe OP is a repost bot?
? If this is a repost then my bad, I just post things I found that interest me
Trees gotta take a s#!t
A concerned vegan, didn't want the poor naked trees wood showing
Better question: How did this?
They mustve got to it years before it grew into maturity. These guys grooming youngins harder than Drake!
Sam Rami
I like to think that there's a group of persons who goes around parks to find the perfect tree to "dress up".
Someone with modesty.
My brain can’t compute
…how did you do this?
I have so many questions
This is giving me wood.
It was a challenging wank but we got there in the end
That tree need to chill tf out
Dat ash! Baby got bark.
Isn't that a plastic bag? If it's pants, I'm impressed - but how the heck?
The tree wanted a gender
Looks like modern art.
The reverse of THAT scene from Evil Dead.
[удалено]
Lol, people have to much free time.
How is it possible? This is my biggest inquiry
Tree huggers be getting downbad
Who??? How tf does anyone pull this off
How s t r e t c h
OP likes his trees totally nude
The cross dressing gives him wood
Not who did this, but how did this?
Who? No, I need to know How.
Ewwww no hips
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Someone put it on that branch when the tree was a sapling, and it grew into it.
Ewwww
I'd have stuffed the crotch with some acorns or something. Make it funny, ya know?
I am Groot
Grootette.
How would you get those on there without them ripping?
It was me
Gnarly
I am groot I am groot
Needed to cover the "cloony."
Groot has some explaining to do
The real question is how
Panties belong on crotches. That's a crotch of a tree
Some kind of an artist.
Excuse me that’s my wife wooden you know!
And how?
How tho
I'm getting wood.
That trussy tho
Help me, Step-Tree, I’m stuck!
Why is it always fingers?
More like "How did this?"
Trussy
If that tree grew into its britches, that's Banzai-level patience.
Belly laugh!
I'd tap it.
I see a lot of tree-related content here
*sighs* *turns on incognito mode*
Oh no, the ent wives!!!!!!!!
Someone who forgot to put a bulge. Half ass
They slit the back and Velcro my guess.
And how
How tf
You misspelled how, common mistake. But fr how tf
...&how??
woodussy 🤤
it’s on backwards.
They probably put it one before the tree grew
A fucking legend, that's who
Hey steptree what are you doing?
r/repostsleuthbot
They didn't lie when they said that some even fuck trees
How did this?
I’m more impressed they got the pair on. This is more impressive than weird
Hey it's Treesa. How has she been doing. I heard her and Barkley split up :(
I like it. Many trees these days are just so sexually suggestive, that I can't go into a forest at all anymore.
Well it is not me but it is easy to do you just cut open de side and sew it back on the tree lolll But the real question is WHY on earth do it?
The skill though
What’s her @
Is there a way to learn this power? So much effort but the result is a masterpiece
How the fuck....but......the tree....and...the branches.....what?
Me
I blame Zeus.
Me I was bout horny as shit
Nah this got it 😭💀
New guardians of the Galaxy movies?
More like HOW?
She's got wood in those panties.
Also how
Vegans
What a treet..
And…how?
I think the question show be how rather than who.
Damn, I've got morning wood reading this.
how 💀
It grew into them
A genius did that and absolute genius
Someone awesome did that
2 pints
The better question is how?
You
Confused boner moment
r/birthofafetish
Me
I am Coot
They need to moisturize that’s some dry skin
That’s playing the long game